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Chapter 927 Lightning Comes in Time

Then, after racking his brains, he decided to move out the money he wanted to build a private school and carry out a thorough transformation of Yun Township. After seven days of hard work, Yun Township did undergo earth-shaking changes. If you don’t brag, even if you say Yun Township at this time, you will believe it.”

Click—

Another lightning flashed through the sky.

Sun Wukong continued: "On the day when the big man agreed to come to inspect, all the students in Yun Township were suspended, the waiter stopped working, and the shops stopped, and all of them changed into new clothes. For this reason, I, Zhu Bajie, and my cousin also bought black and blue robes, reed hats, and three pairs of wooden clogs. People in the town lined up to wait for the big man to arrive, wearing banners that were five meters long, and the entire streets of Yun Township were covered with expensive stone bricks of the same color as gold."

Flowers, fireworks, gongs and drums are all ready.

This scene is so big that people are so scary that some are really brave that they wet their pants more than once.

Just when people were eagerly looking forward to seeing the big man He Zunrong, the special carrier pigeon in Zhizhen, Yunxiang Town, flew from afar with its wings, and it was still ringing the sound of "High Mountains and Flowing Water". This sound means the same as the ringing of mobile phones a thousand years later. At that time, they called it "pigeon ringtone". That is, it means it is similar to the ringing of the incoming phone.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but explain calmly: "The pigeon flew to Zhizhen's hand and stopped, and then he took the letter from the pigeon's legs. When he opened it, he immediately appeared on his face. He was born to be a grandfather and I was a role model of a traitor who was born to be a grandfather and a grandson. After seeing it, Zhizhen replied to the letter, and he wrote on it: "Dear leader, where have you been?" After writing, he put the pigeon out again. In a short while, the pigeon flew back with a new letter."

Snap-

A drought-torn thunder scared everyone.

Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "In the reply, I wrote: "Lovely subordinate, I have something to do with this leader. I can't leave. I'll take time to investigate again. That's it." Because Zhizhen couldn't help but read it out loud when reading the letter, many ordinary people could hear it thoroughly."

Then the talkative ordinary people muttered, "My mother! It turns out that big man is a crow!"

Of course there is another talkative person who echoes: "All the big names in the world are crows?"

Sun Wukong explained again: "It was these two extra sentences that these two were sentenced to prison for ten years later. After reading the letter, his special carrier pigeon immediately made a "beep-beep--" sound, which was also a sound that made many carrier pigeons jealous, because ordinary pigeons could not make beep-beep sounds."

Sun Wukong slowed down and said: Of course, this sound is the same as the beeping sound from the receiver after the call ended a thousand years later. In other words, the sound from the carrier pigeon indicates the end of the communication. It must be said that the address of the letter from the big man was a high-end Fengyue Building in the provincial capital."

Then, Zhizhen put his carrier pigeon into the cage, then showed a arrogant expression as if the people owed him a lot of silver, and said:

"This leader is plagued by official duties and can't leave, so this welcome event is over here. What should we do?"

Sun Wukong interjected and explained: "It is obvious that it seems that ordinary officials like it, just like they are afraid that the people will not be able to see that they are crows. In fact, the people know one more thing: crows are like black in the world."

Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie and his cousin in the turbulent crowd: "Damn it, I'll have a waste of work."

Zhu Bajie threw away the banner he held in his hand and said with a sad face: "His grandma Monkey, this is much more than the village chief in our village."

My cousin grabbed some flowers and stuffed them into his pocket, saying, "It's better to tell lies with Mr. Qin in the shop," he said, "All big guys are like this. It's better to tell lies with Mr. Qin in the shop."

Sun Wukong continued to explain meaningfully: "A few days after this incident, a new top leader came to Yunxiang Town. The former leader was arrested by the royal guards from Chang'an City because of the breeding of corruption. He also heard that the big man was replaced by someone. The specific situation is not clear, it may be related to the high-level Fengyue Tower."

Sun Wukong continued to explain with a smile: "I understand a truth from this matter, "No matter what you do, as long as you are a person, you must first stand up straight and stand up, otherwise it would be much easier to die directly, because there is no maggots in the martial arts world, and no scum in the martial arts world. Seven days have passed, and the new Zhizhen applied for a nickname for Yun Township, called "Ancient Town". It is also because of the corruption of the previous Zhizhen. After the major rectification and reform, Yun Township was named "Top Ten Civilized Advanced Townships in the Song Dynasty". It may also include a hygiene award."

Snap-

There was a dry day when thunder rolled across the sky.

Sun Wukong explained: "For some reason, I, Zhu Bajie and my cousin were also given the title and became "Excellent People of the Song Dynasty". However, the additional condition was to be attracted by the beauty of Yun Township and show their skills here. The portraits of the three of us and the new Zhizhen gave them a plaque of "Excellent People of the Song Dynasty" and invited the three of them to go to the roadside stall to eat a few big cakes."

Xin Zhizhen said to Sun Wukong and the other two: "The officials don't have much money, don't mind if you treat you to the street stall!"

Sun Wukong explained seriously: "After hearing this, the three of us shook our heads excitedly. There were many delegations of long-tongue women from various villages and households, as well as tribes in Yun Township. There may be some platinum-level long-tongue women who were notified in advance. This is naturally for powerful publicity. This has been the routine since the Song Dynasty."

Click—

There was a loud thunder.

Sun Wukong explained: "Afterwards, the three of us were invited to give a speech by a private school in the town. The content of the speech must be controlled, and they can only be centered around a bright future and a good situation in the world. The State of Song regards the people as treasures. As long as we work hard, there will be an extremely brilliant future. On the day of the speech, we put on new clothes that were about to welcome the big guys a while ago. Mr. Qin shaved their beards and tidied up their long hair. After carefully dressing up, the three of them could be called the low-end version of heroic and handsome.

Click—

Another thunderous roar.

Sun Wukong also explained: "When we arrived at the private school, the three of us came to the center of the grass, led by the private school leaders, and there were about one hundred students in the audience. For the main speaker, Sun Wukong, this kind of occasion was the first time in his life, and it was inevitable that he would be in a hurry. After the private school leaders finished speaking, Sun Wukong began his speech with the speech written by Zhu Bajie last night."

Sun Wukong tried hard to calm down his excitement and preached:

"Hello, classmates, teachers, and private school leaders. My surname is Yu, and my name is Wukong. I was rated as "Outstanding People of the Song Dynasty" by Zhizhen. I seem to feel ashamed of this title."

Suddenly, Sun Wukong turned the speech into a ball, and Zhu Bajie and his cousin felt worried when they saw it.

Zhu Bajie said to his cousin: "Cousin, do you think Bajie is going to sing it?"

My cousin waved the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "I don't know very well, as long as Bajie doesn't make any mistakes."

The private school leaders were also surprised, and they also caused whispers from the students.
Chapter completed!
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