Chapter 966 The hundredth battle
Brother Yi raised his hand and said, "Is the gang leader swearing?"
Sun Wukong suppressed his helplessness and said with a forced smile: "Fuck this is emotion."
A bird flew from a distance and fell into the bird's nest on the tree. When the dragon master saw it, he carefully climbed up the tree.
Sun Wukong snapped his fingers, and the four landlords quickly ran into the exhaust tavern and took out a large background picture. The four landlords each held four corners, and Sun Wukong stood in the center of the background picture.
The background picture reads "Dear gang leader and deputy gang leader exchange meeting", and there is a hen with a cockscomb laying an egg.
Sun Wukong said: "I think it's time for the deputy gang leaders to know something. For the struggle between the two major gangs, it must be cruel, bleeding, and can be included in your family tree. So, in order to win the struggle better, not miserable, perfectly, all we have to do is..."
As he said that, the two guardians brought Sun Wukong a large glass of water. Sun Wukong took the water and drank the water in big mouthfuls.
The younger brothers were all stunned, and they were eager to listen to Sun Wukong's words... and the movements and expressions of the subsequent words.
Sun Wukong replied: "It's just that we are familiar with combat."
The little brothers applauded warmly.
Sun Wukong first paused gesture and continued, "Why do you need to stance horse? stance horse, stance horse..." As he said, he thought hard, couldn't think of anything, and shouted, "Master Dragon!"
The Dragon Master was about to approach the bird's nest carefully, but when Sun Wukong shouted, he fell from the tree in shock.
Master Dragon fell down, and Sun Wukong and other personnel looked at Master Dragon.
Sun Wukong coughed and said, "Master Dragon."
Master Dragon got up from the ground with difficulty, responding with a bruised nose and a swollen face: "Come." Then he limped to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong whispered to Master Dragon: "Why do you need to stance horses?"
Master Long thought for a while and replied in a low voice: "Because horse stance can strengthen the lower body."
Sun Wukong shouted: "Yes, because horse stance can strengthen the lower body."
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, there were a few people in his team who were lazy and did not stance, and immediately stole the stance seriously.
Sun Wukong raised his fist and said, "In two days, we will definitely win the battle!"
All members raised their fists and shouted, "We will win! We will win!"
All members of Sun Wukong and others squatted in an abandoned tavern and watched a very small drama of the God of Underworld out of thin air. The drama of the God of Underworld out of thin air is a drama of the evil fight between the bad and the bad.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say again: "For a better victory, I summoned all members of the gang to watch all the bad and bad gang dramas of certain specifications. This can be seen very well, and it can be said that it is an immediate effect. Every member of the gang was like a chicken blood, shaking every hair on his body. In those two days, I knocked over my foundation two days ago. It turned out that the situation education reflected the most valuable."
After a long time...
All members of Sun Wukong and others were in the wild, looking around and surveillance terrain.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say: "On the day of the duel, as the party to provoke trouble, our "all people" gang came to the abandoned winery early. This is the battlefield where we made a fight. The surrounding environment is pretty good and it is more in line with some scenes in the bad gang drama. While waiting for the "Soul Fighting Gang", we also designed some battle actions. We were designing that the Dragon Master and the three elders had a sudden heart attack. Seeing this, I sent five heavenly kings and four landlords to send the Dragon Master and the elder to the clinic for rescue."
Immediately afterwards, Master Long and three elders suddenly fell to the ground with a heart attack. Sun Wukong sent the Heavenly King and the Landlord to carry a stretcher to send Long Shi and the three elders away.
When the younger brothers saw the leaders leaving, their formation was very dispersed and they were panicked.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "After half of the leader left, all the deputy gang leaders were in chaos. But because I was there, the turmoil was not completely messed up, and there was still some distance between me. I was really tired, and I had to take a reassurance for the gang members. It was really tiring to be a good gang boss."
Then, Sun Wukong was making a scene of convincing the younger brothers.
After a long time...
The Soul Fighting Gang came loosely to the abandoned winery. The Soul Fighting Gang and the people who were holding flags were waving the flags, while the members of the two gangs were looking at each other.
Everyone was helping each other and shouted in the crowd: "Wait, come and sign up."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "Before the war, both sides need to challenge each other, which is also a rule that remains unchanged for thousands of years. One of our deputy gang leaders came from where they came from, and shouted loudly at the other party: "Wait, come and sign up." After the deputy gang leader shouted, all the members of the "Soul Fighting Gang" were real, and they introduced themselves one by one, and took about half an hour."
The Soul Fighting Gang pretended to be cruel and introduced himself one by one in an exaggerated way.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "After the introduction of the other party was completed, we naturally did not want to be outdone. We introduced ourselves louder and more fancy. In this way, in the next one and a half hours, we both went crazy and played with our lives to introduce ourselves."
They are all pretending to be cruel, and they introduce themselves one by one in an exaggerated way.
All members of both sides looked very exhausted.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "No one dared to think that the duel between the two gangs was a self-introduction mixed with water. Then wouldn't our nervousness and excitement be wasted? There was also a sudden heart attack between the Dragon Master and the three elders. Isn't it just that I'm looking for trouble? My mind was very messy and my cerebral was almost overwhelmed."
The members of the two sides were listless and loosely dispersed in the opposite direction. The people holding the flags on both sides also dragged the flags to the ground without any momentum.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "The final result is even less suspense. The members of the gangs on both sides each had the idea of buying a box of betel nuts, either not being casual or embarrassed."
People came and went on the streets of the town, and several little brothers, all of whom were gangs, rode donkeys on the street, shouting, "It's all about people, and the world is invincible."
Several little brothers who were all from the Gang of Man held a stack of leaflets and distributed leaflets from house to house. The leaflets said, "It's all from the Gang of Man, and the world is invincible."
Several younger brothers stopped people on the street and said, "It's all human gangs, and the world is invincible."
A girl was washing her face with a basin on the street. The basin was placed on a stool. A little brother with a distinctive appearance in a gang of people slowly poked his head out from the horizontal surface of the basin. The girl was about to wipe her face when she suddenly saw her. The girl was stunned. The little brother smiled lustfully and said, "It's all the people's gangs, and the world is invincible."
The girl recovered from her senses and was so scared that she held the basin on her younger brother's head, ran away in panic, and shouted, "Aliens have invaded the earth."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say: "If you have more face, you still need situation publicity. After the duel, I will distribute a very difficult task to the members of the gang. That is, to promote crazy and lifelessly in the town. It is invincible in the world. It must be more crazy and lifeless than when introducing yourself in the duel. There is no way, there is really no way. If the situation is not good, I really have no face to say that I am a bad person. Maybe for all people in the bad way, this is an inevitable reality."
At dusk, a dog was tied with a banner that said, "It's all human gangs, and the world is invincible."
After a long time...
Sun Wukong and his younger brothers sat quietly by the bonfire.
Sun Wukong stayed for a while, and then said, "I have nothing to say about the first battle of the gang, as a helper, and I don't know if this is a victory in the first battle."
Chapter completed!