Chapter 97 Tang Seng was inexplicably caught in a hydrangea
"Okay, okay, girl, where is your home? I will carry you back immediately. After seeing your family, we will live together tonight." Zhu Wumeng couldn't help but feel joy in his heart.
"My home is one hundred miles away, so I'm afraid it's too late to rush back overnight." The girl said shyly.
"It's too late, it's too late. I'm a monk from the Tang Dynasty. I've learned the art of driving the clouds. I just carried you back for an incense stick." Zhu Wuneng patted the girl's back and said.
"Brother Tang Seng, you are so awesome. If you do this, you can carry me back!"
At this moment, the patrol officers turned over again. When they heard someone talking after the rockery, they shouted, "Who? Who is there?" Then they rushed over.
Zhu Wuneng bent down and squatted down, and said to the girl: "Girl, come on my back."
When the girl heard this, she hurriedly lay on the pig's incompetent back.
The pig Wumeng jumped into the air with a bang and flew into the night sky with a girl on her back.
Zhu Wueng once again staged a farce about the old pig carrying his wife.
Bang, Bang, Bang!
Bang, bang, bang!
This Pan Mansion is really advanced. In the morning, there are special servants who beat the gongs and gongs.
This thrust of the penis woke up the sleeping Tang Monk, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng. After they woke up, they disappeared. Tang Monk and others thought that the pig Wukang had gone out.
The three of them came outside the living room and saw that the sun had poked out their heads, and the birds on the trees were singing the morning song happily.
At this time, the servant and maid brought food to Tang Seng and disciples on the order of Pan Shuilian.
Tang Seng, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng sat at the dinner table waiting for Zhu Wuneng to come back.
But he didn't come to wait on the left or right, and Tang Seng couldn't stop being calm.
"Wukong, what is your junior brother Zhu doing? Go out and look for it, I'm afraid he's falling into the pit!"
"Master, don't worry about him. He likes the excitement so much. He might have gone to Pan Shuilian's Cailou to watch the excitement."
"That's right, Master, Brother Zhu likes getting married so much, he must go to other people's scene and recall his own past." Sha Seng said in a silence.
After hearing this, Tang Seng thought it made sense, so he didn't think about having breakfast with Sun Wukong, Sha Seng and the other two.
After breakfast, Pan Shuilian's mother walked into the living room and discussed with Tang Monk what to prepare for in front of the Cailou to chant scriptures and pray for blessings.
After making all the preparations, it was almost noon. Tang Seng was still thinking about Zhu Wueng, but because he was trusted, he could only finish the ceremony before looking for it! Maybe Zhu Wueng is on the scene.
Tang Seng, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng followed Pan Shuilian's mother and many other servants and maids to the son-in-law recruitment site.
At this moment, the huge glutinous yard was crowded with people.
The conference stipulates that young men who are over 18 to 30 years old can come to compete for lottery balls.
There are quite a few people, and there are hundreds of people who are qualified to enter the court.
There are less than 10,000 men, women, young and old on both sides.
There are also many people who have not snatched the ball to cheer for the team.
I wanted to see the similarity of the World Cup stadium in the entire scene. Some profiteers began to bet among these players, and they could see whoever wins the lottery would be the one who would win. The gambling funds would not be topped off, and the gambling funds would triple in a row.
You said that Mr. Shui Pan Shuilian is often able to develop the economy, but it is illegal to put it now.
The colored platform is seven or eight meters high, with red felt paving the bottom of the platform, colorful lanterns hanging high, colorful flags fluttering, and red silk curtains surround the left and right and rear.
Open in front of the gamers and onlookers.
Tang Monk and his disciples were arranged to the left of the rehearsal, put a table on the side of the rehearsal, and put a tribute on it, and a high incense stick was inserted into the incense burner.
Tang Monk sat on the cushion to chant scriptures, begging Guanyin and Yue Lao to bring down the prince charming to Pan Shuilian.
Bang, bang, bang!
After seeing the sun hanging in the middle, the housekeeper beat the gong in his hand three times and shouted loudly: "All the ball grabers and the audience members are quiet. Today, Master Shui has chosen a good son-in-law. I will announce the regulations first. 1: All participants must abide by the ball grab rules, only with their hands, not with their feet and ass. 2: Anyone who falls into the hands of whom, even if they are selected, it is useless for others to snatch it. 3: No matter whether the person is forced to stand in front or behind, there is no need to worry about squeezing forward. Master Shui's strength can be thrown one hundred meters away, because Master Shui has practiced throwing discus before. 4: This time, the son-in-law is based on fair and just competition. Those who rob people by force will not only not be selected, but also have to be severely punished by law."
As he said that, the housekeeper pointed at more than a dozen officers on the stage who were on standby with knives.
After the butler said more than a dozen rules in one breath, he shouted loudly to the backstage: "You are invited to go to the stage to throw discus, oh, no, throw hydrangeas."
The housekeeper was so shocked that the ball grabbers in the audience were so scared that he thought to himself: "If Master Shui really throws out the discus, whoever grabs it will be smashed into a meat pie."
After the red curtain was lifted by two maids, Pan Shuilian flashed into the middle of the stage.
Today she was wearing a red outfit and looked very festive, and stood on the stage with a graceful and graceful look.
A little hair is tied into a bun, and the rest is spread on her shoulders. It is as white as white jade, and is lightly decorated with red cheeks, making the peach blossoms in March look attractive.
She opened her red lips lightly, smiled, held a hydrangea with a bell in her slender hands, and glanced at the audience a few times.
The ball grabber in the audience exclaimed: "Master Shui, throw it, throw it to me quickly."
When Tang Seng saw Pan Shuilian coming to the stage, he knocked on the wooden fish and thought about it.
Pan Shuilian coughed lightly and shouted to the audience: "Dear ball grabers, I thank everyone for your love, but my son-in-law has the conditions to choose. I want to choose the prince charming in my heart. In addition to outstanding talent and appearance, there are two more."
After Pan Shuilian finished speaking, he deliberately paused.
The ball grabber in the audience asked loudly: "Master Shui, what are your two conditions? Explain it quickly."
"Okay, since I want to choose Prince Charming, the first condition is that he must have a white horse in his family."
"Ah?" Most of the ball-grabbing players shouted disappointedly: "Baima? Cao! Is this Master Shui a problem? What did you do?"
But what the other person said is, it would be fine if he didn't want to.
There were 150 people who quit.
The dozens of people left behind the audience were all happy, and they all secretly thanked that there was a white horse at home.
Another shouted loudly: "Master Shui, my family has a white horse, can I have a white donkey?"
The housekeeper got annoyed when he heard this: "Get out! Are you deaf? Didn't you hear Master Shui say Prince Charming, Prince Charming? You asked your sister to find a white donkey prince, would you say it's OK? If you make trouble again, I will immediately get someone to arrest you as a donkey."
When the man heard this, he was so scared that he ran out to grab the court.
It caused the onlookers to laugh like thunder.
"Master Shui, what is your second condition?" Someone asked the dozens of remaining rushing stadiums.
Pan Shuilian shook the hydrangea in her hand and made a crisp ringtone. Then she said loudly: "My second condition is to correspond to the words Prince Charming, that is, he must be a royal relative, such as the king's son or the emperor's brother."
After saying this, all the people who were grabbing the ball in the audience were exposed.
Someone even cursed angrily: "Pan Shuilian, Pan Shuilian, aren't you so damn? No wonder you can't recruit a son-in-law. You are too fucking thinking. Looking for royal relatives in Shuilu Town is simply looking for us to be happy."
This is the unexpected result of those profiteers who bet on betting and guessing.
Since they didn't guess, of course the money would not be refunded. The profitable merchants ran back happily with the money.
Some people who were betting still secretly guessed whether it was a plan made by Mr. Shui and those profiteers.
They are in harmony with officials and businessmen and deceive the people. We are also a wooden law.
People are questioning Master Shui, but Master Shui shook the hydrangea a few times and threw it out.
Chapter completed!