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Chapter 149 Cut Pork

It rained all night yesterday, and the rain washed the dust, the air was extremely fresh, and the sky cleared up, and the warm sunshine shone on people, lazily.

The market at noon was very lively and crowded, with hawking sounds from various stores one after another. The owners smiled and attracted customers from time to time, and they tried to slap each other in order to save 50 cents.

Wei Tu's meat stall is in the central area. Although his popularity is no longer the same as before, his skills in killing pigs and cutting meat are still well-known on this street, so that everyone only knows "Wei Tu" but not his real name.

The word "killing a pig" sounds vulgar, but it is actually a meticulous job. The time to kill, the position to enter the knife, including talking with the pig before killing, these are all in particular, and it is not as simple as a white knife entering the red knife.

If a pig feels fear for various reasons before dying, it will secrete an impurity from its body and mix it into the blood, and the cut meat will be sour and fishy, ​​which will be greatly reduced.

Wei Tu is an expert in this field and is proficient in killing pigs. Before he takes action, he will hide his knife, touch the pig's head, and say something to the pig for more than ten minutes. Then he will slash without warning and reach the vital point.

Because the sword technique is extremely accurate, the pig doesn't know that he is dead, there is no pain or fear at all, and the cut meat is naturally pure and delicious.

Originally, with Wei Tu's skills and the previous breeding farm, he worked as a pig slaughter in Xicheng for five or six years, bought a Mercedes-Benz and BMW for transportation, and bought two houses, one for self-living, and the other for rent and collecting rent. There is no problem in joining the middle class.

However, he was unable to change his gambling, and he lost all his family's property and owed a lot of debts. Now he can only rely on his pig-killing skills, and he will be able to make a living every day.

Today, Wei Tu is still cutting meat at his stall. Because the business here is so good, he hired two apprentices to start, and he is so busy that he is so busy.

After cutting the meat on hand, Wei Tu moved his cervical spine, and the fat all over his body was trembling, and he complained: "Your uncle, this weather is really autumn tiger, I'm so hot."

After rubbing his neck, Wei Tu started patrolling the stall.

An apprentice next to him was flesh and blood. Wei Tu looked closely and saw that the flesh on the bone was not cut clean. He immediately cursed and said, "Look at what you cut, you can pick up two taels of semen from the bone! Why did your mother make you so stupid? Hum??"

The apprentice shrank his head and kept apologizing, but the more nervous he was, the worse he cut, and the more his bones became, the less clean the bones became.

Wei Tu was in a bad mood these days, and his apprentice was so stupid. He immediately treated him as a punching bag, insulted him in various ways, and even started to corporal punishment, but the latter dared not speak out.

More than ten minutes later, a tall figure appeared in front of the butcher shop. Wei Tu looked over and sighed: What a guy, this muscle is like a hill, and it doesn't seem to have been injected with hormones. I'm afraid it's not a human-shaped Vajra, right?

The other party stayed in front of the butcher shop, without saying a word, and just stared at Wei Tu.

Wei Tu murmured in his heart. He wiped his hands with a wet cloth and asked with a smile: "What's wrong with this customer? Do you buy meat?"

This person is no one else, but the future of mimicking a giant man. He shook his legs and said casually: "Yes, buy meat."

Since he was a guest, Wei Tu also smiled and said, "Okay, are you going to be sophisticated or fat?"

In the future, I slapped the banknotes on the table: "I want ten kilograms of meat and cut them into sauce, and there should not be any fat on them."

Wei Tu felt that this sentence sounded a little familiar, but without thinking too much, he lifted his pants and pointed at his apprentice and said, "No problem. Hey, you, cut ten kilograms of sesame meat, you can't have fat, otherwise I'll slap you."

"Wait." Future was unhappy and pointed at Wei Tu's nose and said, "These pickled children are clumsy. I don't want them to cut them, I want you to cut them in person."

Wei Tu now reacted. Isn’t this a conversation about “Lu Zhishen’s punch to Zhen Guanxi” in Water Margin? Could it be that this guy followed Lu Zhishen’s example to find trouble?

Wei Tu was not sure for a moment, and he said that he had given the money and could not be neglected. He smiled and said without a smile: "Okay, I'll cut it, I'll cut it myself, you can sit first." After that, he brought a chair to let the future sit down.

Ten kilograms of meat are a lot, but fortunately Wei Butcher's knife is very good. He picked up a thin knife to peel it, shave it, and then changed it to a large knife, swing it to chop it into sauce.

After chopping ten kilograms of meat, Wei Tu wiped the sweat star on his forehead, wrapped it with oil paper, tied it with a thin rope, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to the future, and smiled and said, "Ten kilograms are a bit heavy, you can take it."

In the future, I did not take the sesame and meat sauce, but said lightly: "Don't worry, you need another ten kilograms of fat meat. You can't see any sesame meat on it, but you should also cut it into sausage."

Wei Tu had ten thousand alpacas rushing in his heart. Is this really Lu Zhishen possessed?

But it makes no sense. The two of them have no grudges in the past and have no grudges recently. Why did they do this?

Wei Tu rubbed his hands and smiled and said with apologies: "This guest, the fat meat is the scraps that no one wants. If you like it, I will give you some. It's useless to cut this thing into sauce. Even if it's boiling oil, just cut it into small pieces. There is no need to chop it up."

Future was glaring and took out a stack of hundreds of yuan bills, with a rough voice as if it were Huang Lu Dazhong: "What are you asking?! Just cut it!"

Although Wei Tu was very dissatisfied, he still compromised in the face of money's ability.

Besides, we can’t be too subjective to believe that the person is here to cause trouble. What if it’s just a coincidence?

Wei Tu smiled patiently and said, "Okay, okay, wait a moment, I'll cut it for you now."

The essence is easy to cut, but the fat meat is different. This thing is oily and greasy, and it is all mixed together. It is okay to cut it into pieces, but it is particularly troublesome to chop it into sauce.

Wei Tu cut it for nearly half an hour and his arms were sore. He finished cutting ten kilograms of fat sauce. He wrapped it up and handed it to the future with panting: "Come on, guest, the fat sauce you want."

"No hurry." In the future, I put two kinds of sauerkraut on the side and said calmly, "I need another ten kilograms of gold cartilage. There is no meat on it, but I should also cut it into sauerkraut."

Wei Tu had already started to curse in his heart. If he had guessed before, then he could now conclude that this guy was learning the plot of Lu Zhishen killing Zhenguanxi with three punches and deliberately came to find fault.

Wei Tu felt deeply that he was being played with and wanted to take a knife and stab the future to death, but then he thought, in Water Margin, Zhenguanxi was just not holding his breath and stabbed Lu Zhishen with a knife. As a result, Lu Zhishen found an excuse to take action and then killed three punches?

If I couldn't hold on to this tone today and was beaten to death by three punches, how unfair would it be?

The giant man in front of him looked like a Vajra, his arms were thicker than his thighs. He felt that he could lift the spiritual cover of the human heaven. He absolutely could not touch his way! He had to break the routine and go against the book, so that he could not find any trouble!

Thinking of this, Wei Tu suppressed the fire and smiled happily and said, "No problem, I'll cut it for you now." After saying that, he picked up 10 kilograms of high-quality cartilage and started cutting it.

This time, the future frowned. Wei Tu has such a good temper? Can he bear it?

Wei Tu wiped the sweat from his head with a wet cloth, put ten kilograms of cartilage on the table, and shaved all the meat like a surgical procedure, so clean that it was impossible to find any problem. Then he waved the knife and started chopping it.

Cartilage is not as good as meat, so it is much harder to chop it. Wei Tu has made several knives dull, and his arms are swinged so quickly that he can't lift it up.

This chop took only an hour. Wei Tu was so tired that he was dizzy and sweated like pulp. He trembled with his hands and put it on the table in front of his future, and said with a forced smile: "Look, the chop is done, it's 912 yuan in total, is it a total of cash or scan the code?"

(Damn it, that's not what it is written in Water Margin...) In the future, looking at the three kinds of fine and fat bones, everything is perfect, and I can't find any faults in finding faults, and I fell silent for a moment.

Seeing that the future was speechless, Wei Tu felt secretly happy: Do you want to force me to be impatient and find an excuse to take action? I am not in a hurry! I will cut whatever you want, give it to you! I have taken all the feelings and reason, what reason can you have to hit me? Yes, huh?

The future was silent for a long time, paid the money, got up and left.

Wei Tu slapped the meat on the table, and his tone became more and more proud: "Hey, your meat hasn't been taken away yet."

"No hurry." There are no words left behind in the future.

I saw him walking to the open space at the end of the street, where there was a tall weeping willow tree.

He grabbed the trunk with both hands, and with a muffled roar, the ground collapsed in an instant, and the willow trees and roots were pulled out of the ground.

He carried the willow tree back and threw it to Wei Tu's stall.

"Boom!" The earth was roaring, and the future sneer came: "You need another ten willow trees, cut them into sauerkra, and there is no bark or leaves on it."

Wei Tu fell to his chin on the spot and was stunned: "No... I am a place to cut meat, so where can I cut a big tree??"

As soon as this statement came out, the owner of the nearby store also echoed: "That's right, isn't this a difficult person?"

Seeing that his face was not very good in the future, Wei Tu hurriedly spoke out and comforted: "Guest, we have to reason. I am a pig slaughter, I only cut pork. You have to find a carpenter for cutting big trees."

Future said oh, carried the willow tree back to the pit and inserted it back. After coming back, he sneered: "Only cut pork, right? Yes, then I want you to cut out 100,000 kilograms of pork within three days!"

"Ten...100,000 kilograms?" Wei Tu blushed as if Dou E was wronged, "How could he cut out 100,000 kilograms of pork in three days?"

Future smiled heartily: "Look at what you said. In the Battle of Red Cliff in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Zhuge Kongming built 100,000 arrows in three days. Let's talk about it. Cutting a pound of pork is easier than making an arrow? He can do it even if he is a villager in Longzhong, but you can't do it?"

Wei Tu couldn't say a word for a long time, but the old man on the opposite side, who was also a pig slayer, relieved the siege: "This guest, don't make things difficult for Wei Tu. Borrowing arrows on a straw boat is just an allusion, and there has never been any official history. Besides, Kong Ming borrowed arrows, not made arrows, so how could he compare it with cutting pork? 100,000 kilograms of pork is too much, and we don't have so much reserves here. For such a large amount of work, you have to find a factory and let them cut it with machines for you."

Wei Tu also advised him kindly: "Yes, yes, yes, guest, can your request be smaller?"

"Small, right? OK!" Qian slapped the table suddenly and shouted loudly, "Then I want ten kilograms of pork nuclei, cut it into quarks, and there should not be any protons and neutrons on it!"

Wei Turen was stunned: "This is this??? How can I cut this??"

Future was furious: "This is not OK! That is not OK! Do you look down on me?!" After saying that, he punched Wei Tu in the face.

"Bang!" Wei Tu was knocked to the ground, and his teeth stained with blood in his mouth sprinkled out like flowers in his celestial girl. He lay on the ground and kept wailing... Why is Fei Si? Why are he still beaten?

The future is like an angry bull. He strode up and carried Wei Tu 240 kilograms into the air with one hand to suppress everyone. He said with a grim face: "Your uncle, a pig slaughter butcher, are you pretending to be slaughtering me here? Let you cut a few kilograms of pork and try to fight me, right?"

Wei Tu urinated directly. It was only your request that you could cut it out!

Looking at the fierce face and the bulging muscles on his body, Wei Tu was so scared that his legs were weak. He immediately begged for mercy: "Sir, I am a pig slaughter. I have no grudges with you in the past and no grudges recently. Tell me what you want, I will give it to you..."

"Okay, it's good!" Wei Tu was put down in the future, "I'm going to tell you that this time I'm here to help me find something. As long as you can find it for me, I'll spare you!"

Wei Tu seemed to have caught a life-saving straw: "You said! No matter what, I will definitely find it for you!"

Future slowly said: "I heard that there is a Pirate in Japan named Goll d. Roger. He conquered the great route and saved the treasures he had gained throughout his life at the end of the sea. People call him one. Today, go and get one piece for me, and I will spare you!"

Wei Tu was silent for five seconds, and his whole body felt as soft as his spine was pulled off, and he said dumbly: "You'd better hit me..."

Future laughed and pointed around: "Friends, everyone has heard it? This guy took the initiative to ask me to beat him. I have never heard such a strange request. He must satisfy him, otherwise wouldn't he seem stingy?"

"Bang!!" After going up, Wei Tu made his eyebrows crack and his cheekbones crack. His fat body flew backwards and knocked the stall over.

Wei Tu covered his bleeding eyebrows, his teeth leaked, and he struggled to beg for mercy, "Okay... I'm done... I'll stop hitting..."

In the future, I picked up the three kinds of sausage germs on the ground, weighed them in my hand, and said boldly: "No, no, you cut three kinds of sausage for me, and I will punch you two times. I am very real, two is two, three is three. You have to accept this third punch no matter what."

"Bang!!!" After saying that, Wei waved his arm and punched him, making Wei Tu's nose crooked and his mouth slanted.

After three punches, the future not only failed to relieve his anger, but the evil fire became more and more intense. He strode forward, grabbed Wei Tu's hair with one hand, dragged him up in the sound of his hair breakage, and said furiously: "Oh, you, oooo, even your cub, look like a pig, dares to touch his daughter?!"

Wei Tu didn't know why he was beaten before, and thought he didn't read the almanac today and met the plague god.

As soon as this statement came out in the future, he finally realized the reason - this man was avenging Su Xiaobai.

Wei Tu clasped his hands together, his mouth and teeth were bleeding and pleaded with air leakage: "This hero, please go around me... I'll give you money!"

"Who wants your stinky money?!" Future felt that he was insulted, and he punched Wei Tu's mouth, smashing his lips directly, and spurting his broken teeth with blood, saying viciously, "I have a monthly salary of 12,000, I want your little money?"

Wei Tu's mouth was covered in blood, and I don't know if his brain was beaten, but he muttered vaguely: "It's not half of my monthly salary..."

After Wei Tugang muttered, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, but before he could beg for mercy, the future was already so exciting that he was crazy.

"o you o!!!!" In the future, there were riots of fists. The fists were like rain. The sound of fists colliding with fat meat was endless, making Wei Tu's body bruised, and many places exploded, covered in blood.

"Ah!!! Ah!!!..." Wei Tu screamed and howled like a pig in a slaughterhouse. He screamed and said, "Don't beat him! Don't beat him! I swear, I will never touch Su Xiaobai again when I go back today!"

"Go back? Do you want to go back?" Future picked up the kitchen knife with his backhand and pressed it on Wei Tu's face, with a ferocious expression as if he was evil. "Now, get out of Xicheng immediately! From today on, let alone touch Su Xiaobai, if you dare to look at her, I will dig out your pig's eyes and eat it raw! Did you hear it??!!"

Wei Tu wailed: "I heard it! I heard it!"

"Get out!!!!" A violent kick in the future hit Wei Tu's butt, making him roll out like a ball and go out for seven or eight laps.

Wei Tu was beaten and collapsed. The man, who looked like a pig, burst into tears, limped out, and headed straight to the train station to escape from Xicheng - the station ticket I bought.

After dealing with the mess here, I took the paid sauerkra from the future and left with a big swagger.

In the corner of the alley, I found Xiaoqi who was watching the battle all the way. He patted Xiaoqi on the shoulder and taught him earnestly: "Did you see it? Before doing anything, you must find a reasonable reason and not do anything randomly. This is what a civilized person is."
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