The boy Liuyan is very bad. He puts it on black photos of the future. He is either picking his nose or grabbing his butt. He also uploads the video of him scolding Xing Kang and redefining quantum mechanics.

When it comes to blind dates, the first impression is very important. The woman often clicks on the most intuitive video to make a judgment.

In the future, this video will be fragrant throughout the whole process, exposing the household registration of Zuan's locals. Even if there are really girls who are interested in his conditions, their impression points will all become negative.

On the homepage of Eternal Marriage, the number of people who intend to be 0, and the future is unprecedented and unparalleled.

Facing the sarcastic gazes of the classmates, even if someone is so shameless in the future, he felt a hot face. He pointed to the "Number of Friends: 1/1" in the system bar in the upper right corner and said dryly: "Isn't this someone successful in connecting with me?"

Liuyan opened the friend list and grinned: "Teacher, this is a robot."

In the future, if you look closely, the other party's ID is called "Eternal Marriage Assistant", which is an NPC that every user will automatically pay attention to each other. He almost died of anger after seeing it.

Six-eyed smiled treacherously, clicked on the manual customer service, and quickly typed a line of words: Is your website a scam? Why no woman likes me?

Soon, the customer service replied: Hello, kiss, Eternal Marriage is the largest real blind date website in the country. All users are real. It is recommended that you improve your personal information and there will definitely be girls who will be destined to you~

Before the future was stopped, Liuyan sent a black photo of junior high school found in his QQ space when he joined the company on the first day of the future, and also typed a line of words: When will I be able to successfully go on a blind date?

The customer service did not respond for most of the day, and it was only a long time later that the reply came: Dear, I suggest you refund it.

As soon as these words were said, the whole class burst into laughter, laughing back and forth, tears swelling. Jiang Yunhu also deliberately pinched his nose and imitated the voice of the female customer service: "Dear~ I suggest you refund it~ Hahahahaha!!!"

Future's face turned from white to red, from red to purple, and finally almost turned black and as gloomy as water. He hooked his fingers secretly and used his superpower to cut off the six-eyed laptop circuit.

Seeing that the screen suddenly turned black, Liuyan pressed the keyboard with confusion: "Why is this broken computer black again??"

Future walked up to the podium with a calm face, slapped the table with a palm, and the blue veins roared violently: "Class!!!"

"Her ~ Teacher ~ OK ~"

...

After get off work in the evening, I went to the food stall downstairs of my house to buy a plate of fried rice for 5 yuan and a bowl of seaweed egg flower soup for 1 yuan, and I ate it alone.

The migrant workers who were drinking skewers next to him saw that the future was so pitiful, so they bought him a few skewers of roasted lamb and told him to be strong and that his life would always be full of hope.

After having a midnight snack, I returned home and was exhausted physically and mentally in the future. I went straight to the bathroom to take a shower and prepare to go to bed early.

In the small living room, Meow was lying on the sofa, holding a lollipop in her mouth, and potato chips on her belly. A bottle of fat housekeeper happy water next to her was bored and browsing her Weibo with her mobile phone.

Suddenly, a prompt from a WeChat video came.

Meow took the lollipop in the exit, sat up, clicked the accept button, and shouted sweetly: "Mom~"

On the other end of the screen is a middle-aged woman full of energy, with the note saying "Wang Huizhu". She is not someone else, but her future mother.

"Hey! Meow! Hey~ I miss you so much!" When I saw Meow, Wang Huizhu approached the camera with joy on her face. She was so eager to get out of the screen and said dotingly, "Oh, my baby Meow, why have you lost weight? Is that future boy hungry for you all day long and won't buy food for you?"

Meow smiled and said, "No, maybe I've grown taller and looked thinner~"

Wang Huizhu said anxiously: "No, no, you are growing up. You must eat more and supplement your nutrition! Come on, mom transfers you 5,000 yuan, and you can buy delicious food!"

Meow didn't make any politeness, so she accepted the transfer directly, and said coquettishly: "Thank you mom~mua!"

Wang Huizhu is the future mother and has no blood relationship with Meow.

But after taking in Meow in the future, she took her back to her hometown to meet her parents.

Wang Huizhu likes this soft and cute little girl so much that she treats her as her own daughter, even more than her own daughter, and she wishes to spoil her to the sky.

In this way, Meow naturally integrated into her future family, and she also called Wang Huizhu a mother, and the family was not distinguished from each other.

After taking a shower, when he heard Wang Huizhu's voice, he immediately trotted to Meow. His big face occupied two-thirds of the screen and grinned, "Mom!"

Wang Huizhu tsk and said impatiently: "You go away in the future and don't block me and me."

Future is in tears: "Mom, I am your biological child!"

"What biological child is not? So what about biological child? Are you sensible?" Wang Huizhu kept twitching and began to criticize the future. "Look at you, don't blow your hair after taking a shower, wear a big white vest, like the old man in his sixties or seventies, isn't it embarrassing to lose it?"

Future smiled bitterly: "I'm just a little sloppy at home, it's still normal outside. And your son is now a great people's teacher!"

"You are the people's teacher? It's good to not mislead your children!" Wang Huizhu said disgustedly, "Let me tell you that Erniu, the next door, has passed the doctoral exam and was admitted to a large company. His monthly salary is more than 50,000 yuan! Why do you think his children are so promising?"

(It appears! The child next door!) Future smiled awkwardly: "I just started working, and I will have room for promotion in the future... By the way, mom, that's it... I have no money recently. Can you lend me some?"

When Wang Huizhu heard the word "borrow money", she was furious: "How old is you? You still have the nerve to ask your parents to borrow money? Look at Erniu next door, and they are all going to pay for money to build a villa for your family! What about you? During the Chinese New Year last year, in our relatives group, you were actually embarrassed to grab red envelopes with your six or seven-year-old brother and sister! If you grab it, grab it, and you have to secretly use your superpowers to make yourself the lucky king again and again! If you grab it, you won't reissue it. After grab it, you will withdraw from the group. You are so handsome???"

Future touched his head and smiled, "You want to...you want to have a meal..."

Wang Huizhu was so angry that she was so angry: "I'm so weird. Why is the super powers of that person in the movie so powerful? Is it useless to you? Last week, your dad and I went to the county town to watch "The Alliance of Repayers". The plastic man in it is all the big boss of a medical company. Not only has his own building, but his value is nearly 100 billion! What about you? After graduation, you ask your family if you borrow money, is it embarrassing to lose it?"

The future is so funny: "Mom, the Plastic Man is the ability of money. The money of money is different from my superpowers."

"Yeah?! I also learned to talk back to you!" Wang Huizhu seemed to have been opened with anger. She started wetting the bed at the age of 2. She criticized all the bad things during her growth, without breathing in between.
Chapter completed!