Chapter 6 Adorable Offensive
Under the attack of Meow biting and pulling hair, the future plan to pretend to be stupid failed and I could only take Meow to eat what I wanted to eat in shame.
Don’t look at the cute and sweet-spoken cat, in fact, a child is very troublesome. If you say bad things, she is confused and simple. If you say good, she has many tricks and likes to cheat. In the future, she will be a big hit in order to take care of her.
In the future, I took Miao to the Japanese food store I wanted to go to. In the information age, I always ordered food on my mobile phone. Miao scanned the QR code on the table and kept clicking on the screen.
(I hope it won't be too expensive.) When I heard the sound of adding dishes coming from the Meow's phone, I had a bad premonition in my heart in the future.
The dishes were served one after another, including Kobe beef sukiyaki, tuna sashimi, sushi, charcoal grilled saury, eel rice, miso soup and other foods, and a small table was set up.
Although the Japanese cuisine does not have the mellow and rich taste, it tastes very refreshing because of its extremely fresh ingredients. In addition, its placement is very ornamental, making it a very attractive dish that makes people feel comfortable both physically and mentally.
After a full meal, Meow touched her round belly and said with satisfaction: "I'm full, I'll wash my hands."
Future greeted the counter: "Hello, pay."
The size of traditional Japanese food stores is generally relatively small. The manager came over directly. Judging from his old-fashioned appearance, he must be from Sakura Country. He looked at the bills and looked serious. He said in fluent Chinese: "Hello, a total of 2,100 yuan, cash or mobile phone payment?"
(Do I eat gold? Fuck!) In the future, he took out his wallet with pain and trembled his hands to count the money one by one. He just joined the job and had not received his salary. Now all the money was saved by working during the holidays.
Although he can use superpowers to escape orders in the future, since he used superpowers to steal ice cream from the supermarket when he was a child, and his father took a belt and beaten it with a belt, he has never dared to do such an immoral thing again.
"I'm back, huh, is this the store manager? Good evening, uncle, store manager!" Meow came back soon, she sat back and smiled sweetly at the store manager, her two amber eyes blinked, and she said with her little head tilted, "Uncle, how much does it cost?"
"Ahaha, wait a moment, I'll take a look." The store manager, who was originally as serious as a robot, immediately showed a honest smile when he saw Meow. He hurriedly kneaded the bill into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket. He pressed it on the calculator for a while, and said kindly, "Hahaha, today...yes! Today's anniversary celebration! Just give 210 yuan."
"Um... it seems a bit expensive... Uncle the store manager, can you give us a discount?" Meow looked up at the store manager, revealing her deep expectations. This look almost made people cute.
The store manager was completely in trouble. He blushed and touched his head, giggling: "Hahahahaha! Yes! But there is a small request... Can you stop calling me uncle, call me Onisjiang?"
Meow showed a cute smile, and her pink lips naturally raised up, like a cute kitten, saying sweetly: "Onissan~"
"Si Guoyi! Qimo Chicken*@%" The store manager was so excited that he directly spoke out his native language, smiling like a flower, and pressing it to zero on the calculator, "Discount! Just give 21 yuan!"
(...) The future sits like a statue, witnessing this bargaining scene that can be selected as a Guinness World Record.
After walking out of the Japanese restaurant, Miao patted the future ass and said proudly: "I'm so powerful! It's so good! It's saved you more than 2,000 yuan!"
The wallet was kept, and the future admired it: "Miao Daxian, I'm bowed by a villain!"
Meow jumped to the future back: "In return, carry me on my back! Fight!"
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The two left the commercial area, and the full-fed Meow lay on the back of the future, lazily looking at the scenery on the street, attracting the admiration of passers-by from time to time.
"Let's take a shortcut and go home. Today I'm almost exhausted." The future is really tiring, and he doesn't remember how many superpowers he used.
"Okay, okay, I'm going back and continue playing liver games." Meow is not the kind of child who likes to play outside. She prefers to stay at home and play games on mobile phones. This kind of attribute of staying at home and not going out is exactly the same as a creature like a cat.
In the future, walking into a dark alley with a cat on his back is a shortcut to go home and can save a lot of time. However, due to the particularity of its location, many little hooligans also like to gather here to stop some pedestrians who are ungrateful and trampling in.
Now, just after a few steps in the future, three thief-headed and mouse-headed gangsters walked out of the darkness.
The leading gangster put his hands in his pockets and smiled: "Brother, we are short of money recently, so borrow some money to spend?"
"Hey, who are these people?" Meow poked her head out from behind the future and looked at the three people in front of her curiously, like looking at the animals in a zoo.
"Oh yell, brother, is this your sister or daughter? You're so pretty. Take her with me and have fun together?" The gangster has never seen a pink little loli like Meow. Her eyes were about to jump out of her eye sockets. Her saliva kept flowing, and she scratched her crotch with her hands, saying, "Little loli, who are you?"
Under the lights at the corner of the alley, Meow was like an angel descending to the mortal world, fascinating the gangsters. She showed a soft and cute smile like cotton candy and said sweetly: "I am your father."
The gangster's eyes turned black and he covered his chest. The huge contrast between the front and back almost caused his myocardial infarction.
Don’t think that Meow is the kind of soft girl Loli in the cute 2D. None of the people who can pass the Dark Soul 3 with one life is easy to mess with!
Future grabbed his butt: "Sorry, we have to go home early to rest. You can go and beg for someone else."
The gangster immediately said maliciously: "Beg? Treat your brothers and others as beggars, right? Believe it or not, I will let you go home?"
Meow raised her chin and said proudly: "If you have the ability, try blocking the future, he will be able to superpower!"
"Hey! Meow! I didn't tell you that I can't mention this matter outside!" The future was a little panicked. For him, the thing he feared the most was the exposure of superpowers.
Once exposed, it will be like in the movie. The country wants you to work hard, scientists want to dissect and study, evil organizations want to control you to do bad things, and there will be all kinds of troubles. "Ordinary life" will be apart forever - this is also one of the reasons why the future hates and rejects superpowers.
Therefore, if you encounter situations where you have to use superpowers in the future, you will definitely be the kind of ability that is almost silent, will not attract attention, and will never reveal your identity.
Now the meow talks, if these three gangsters have any suspicion, the consequences will be unimaginable...
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Chapter completed!