I thought about it and said, "There are many ways, but I don't know which one you like, but it's simple to say and it's difficult to implement."

Xie Danyang said: "You said."

I said, "First, let's talk about the first one, cheating, dragging. cheating means not going to see him, dragging him, turning off the phone, not going home, and seeing how long he can delay."

Xie Danyang said: "There is no way to go, but I really want to go home on weekends. It's okay to delay one or two months, but what if I delay it for a few years? What should I do?"

I thought about it, "That's true. He is a young man, and he can afford it. I heard that he has made any sense to you. Then, he will not let go in a short time. So, just let him give up and say you have my child."

Xie Danyang squirted out beer, and I dodged it and handed her a tissue: "Can this work?"

I said, "Why can't it work? If you say that you have children and he still pesters you, then it's true love, so you can marry."

Xie Danyang thought for a while and asked me, "What will my mom and dad think?"

I said, "How do I know? Maybe I will hit you, maybe I will throw you downstairs, maybe they are both angry to death, maybe they are happy because they are pregnant with a rural wild breed, but not necessarily."

Xie Danyang frowned: "How do you speak? "

I said, "My species is not called a wild species, your mother doesn't agree. We have another way to find a woman to tempt him, let him get along with that woman, and then take a photo to show your family. When your family sees it, they give up and can escape this disaster before talking about it."

Xie Danyang praised me and said, "I just met you before, and I thought you are quite kind and stupid, but I was full of bad intentions."

I said, "Oh, I won't help you. You scold me for being unkind and unrighteous. I ask you, you scold me for being a bad guy. I ask you how I can ruin the law? If he truly loves you, and you say that you will never leave me after having a child, it is true love. He also said that he is morally noble and has a good match with you. Then if he faces the temptation of other women, he must control his animal desires even if he is moved, right? If he really controls it, it means that this man will not cheat after marriage. If he can't control it, sorry, and get out. Don't you know, Sister Danyang, when we were in college, there was a time when those girls especially liked to test their boyfriends with best friends. The bad thing is that many boyfriends can't stand the test.

I remember that the literary and artistic committee member of our class was also a member of the class. On a whim, I asked my best friend and a classmate of our class to help me test my boyfriend's "loyalty".

Manman wanted to refuse at first, but he couldn't resist the request from his best friend, so he had no choice but to agree. So she registered a small account and began to meet Xiao Xu, a boyfriend who was in contact with the literary and artistic committee member. During the contact process, the original "fake play" became a "real play". The two kept in touch secretly, waiting for the right opportunity to confess their relationship to the literary and artistic committee member.

It was not until one day that the literary and artistic committee member accidentally saw Xiao Xu's mobile phone information that he found that his best friend and his boyfriend had developed a relationship beyond his imagination. The angry literary and artistic committee member immediately asked Manman out and planned to "calculate the accounts" carefully.

When the emotional literary and artistic committee member saw Manman appearing in front of her, she couldn't help but feel impulse. While scolding Manman "Missary" and "seducing her boyfriend", she picked up the glass drink bottle beside her and smashed it at Manman. Manman's head was bleeding on the spot, and Xiao Xu hurried forward to block it.

Later, with the help of passers-by, Manman was sent to the local hospital for emergency treatment, while the literary and artistic committee member was sent to the police station. Fortunately, Manman was only slightly injured, otherwise the literary and artistic committee member was probably now under my control in prison.

Xie Danyang was still a kind girl and said, "Don't use this kind of unethical method. In the future, even if I have a boyfriend, I can't do this."

I said, "Yes, these people said to test their boyfriends and use this kind of "test loyalty" behavior to test their lovers. This is disrespect for the other party and irresponsible to yourself. If you really don't commit suicide, you won't die. If you make a fool of yourself, you will also ask your boyfriend not to make a fool of yourself. It's really selfish."

Actually, I think of myself. If my girlfriend or wife uses her beautiful and sexy bestie to seduce me, if I get drunk or quarrel with my girlfriend, I may not be able to withstand it.

Xie Danyang said: "Yes, then forget it, don't do this."

I asked Xie Danyang: "Is he your boyfriend? He asked your family to deceive you first. He said that if there is an urgent matter to come to an important relative at home, he must see you. I think this guy is not a good person. Since he cheated first, would he blame us?"

When Xie Danyang heard what I said, he became enlightened and said angrily: "That's it! I get angry when I think of this, so we will use this trick. But who will seduce him?"

I said, "I'll go find someone, follow him for a few days, then pretend to meet him or something, or lure him to some unfair place, and then take a picture of his dirty scene. I saw that he ran away quickly."

Xie Danyang asked me, "Do you often do this? Why do I listen to it? I feel more and more afraid of you."

I scratched my head and said, "Nothing is there? I'm helping you."

Xie Danyang said: "You are a person with a lot of heart and a deep scheming. I am most afraid of such people."

I scolded, "I'm a day, Xie Danyang! You ask me to come up with an idea, if you think it's useful, you use it, if you think it's not useful, you don't use it. As for what you think it's so bad, I'm even more terrifying than Heshen and Zhao Gao. I feel terrible and creepy when I hear it myself! Do you like to use it if I use a plan? Think about it, Sima Yi can use women's clothes to humiliate Sima Yi with women's clothes. Want to force Sima Yi to fight, can Zhuge Liang go out and fight? Can Zhuge Liang make moves openly? Since the moves are open and righteous, there is Sun Tzu's art of war, and what kind of tricks are written by the warriors? According to you, we should let those so-called villains play around. Even if they use a trick, we can only accept it. Even if they die, we must die openly, right!"

Seeing that I was angry, Xie Danyang hurriedly reached out to hold my hand and said, "Don't be angry, I'm also unintentional."

I said, "No, no, I think you did it on purpose!"

Xie Danyang apologized again: "I'm sorry."

I said, "I'm sorry for a bird to help me peel that crab."

She also did it obediently.

She also fed me, and there were a few tables next to me looking at them, and I was envious.

My beautiful and obedient girlfriend peeled crabs and fed me, how happy it was.

I said, "I'm so good, okay, when you go back, you check his information, and then give me, I'll find a beauty from the unfair industry to test him."

Xie Danyang asked me: "Would you like to tell him that I am pregnant with your child."

I said, "Let's say it depends on how he reacts. In fact, it would be even better if you are really pregnant."

Xie Danyang rolled his eyes at me: "Go to die!"

I smiled and said, "How about we have a fake show tonight. If you are really pregnant, it depends on how your mother reacts. Test your mother. If she is angry and beats you and scolds you for driving you out of the house, it means she doesn't love you. If she is angry and accepts it, she may be happy, and she is really loving you for your good love. If she doesn't love you, I suggest you break off the mother-daughter relationship with her immediately. If she loves you, you should be glad that you have a good mother and never quarrel with her again."

Xie Danyang cursed: "Zhang Fan, why don't you die earlier!"

I said, "No, I didn't let you get pregnant, it's because I can't fulfill my obligations to friends. Let's go tonight."

She took a sip of the wine and ignored me.

I said again: "To make it more realistic, we need to forge a hospital's B-ultrasound photo!"

Xie Danyang nodded and said, "Okay."

Then she said, "You must be a great treacherous minister when you lived in ancient times."

I spitted her and said, "Get out, I'm sorry, I'm doing it for you too. Otherwise, why bother so much now? Come and drink!"

Damn, the two of them drank nearly two beer without realizing it.

I don't know how to swallow it.

When I came back to the bathroom, I was told that my girlfriend had already paid the bill.

I walked back to Xie Danyang and said, "I said I'll treat you, why are you robbing me?"

When I spoke, my tongue was a little knotted.

Xie Danyang said: "Same."

Xie Danyang stood up and said, "Let's go."

It seems that she is much more awake than me.

I said to myself: "Yes, the same thing, you are my wife, and you have my children, of course the same thing. Yours is mine, mine, or mine. Wife, you will get your salary card in the future and get your deposit, how about transferring your car to my name."

Xie Danyang said: "Would you leave or not? If you drink too much, hurry up and jump down the dock and drown."

I said, "Fuck you, it's really a miserable family to have a wife like you."

After leaving the room, she wanted to drive back to the prison to sleep.

I said, "Damn the big white rabbit, you usually ask Shunshun. After drinking some wine, you want to break the law! Do you don't know how many people are drunk and driving and their families are destroyed? Do you still want to break the law?"

My speech was a little uneasy.

She asked me, "Who is the Big White Rabbit?"

I said, "You."

She asked again: "Why am I a big white rabbit?"

I smiled and said, "You are usually gentle and have a big white rabbit. Your two are even more big white rabbits."

Xie Danyang was not angry and asked me, "If I don't go back to prison, will I go home?"

I said, "Go back, bye, I'll go back to the dormitory to sleep."

Xie Danyang said: "Then I'll go with you."

I said, "We are not allowed to take girls into the dormitory in xx school dormitory. You can go and open a room, don't bother me."

She flipped through her bag and said, "Oh no, I have my ID and driver's license at home."

I said, "Then you can call me and get it at home."

She said: "My mother scolded me to death."

I flipped through my pockets and brought my ID card. I said, "Then I'll go and book a room for you. Forget it, I'll sign a room for us. If I go back to the dormitory like this, I will definitely have a bad image. Those guys are disliked by me. If they report it to the instructor, the instructor reports it to the prison, then I will really not die if I don't do anything. Let's go and open a room."

I didn't walk far, but I really found a hotel.

Anyway, this is not the first time I have been sleeping with Xie Danyang, so I don’t feel any shy.
Chapter completed!