Act 144: The Popularity of Cats(1/2)
After the humans on Earth were connected to the "Wandering Guide to the Universe", the popular culture of the entire universe changed.
For example, the popular program in the universe - "Cat God Paradise".
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"As you can see, I'm a cat."
A pair of dark eyes flashed in the dim room.
The young editor at the door was full of surprise. She was wearing a pair of brown leather shoes with delicate feet, her symmetrical legs were tightly wrapped in black pantyhose. Below the plaid skirt was the mysterious realm of girls, and above it was a flat body as smooth as a plain.
"Come out, don't joke with me anymore, Natsume." The young and light voice was crisp and pleasant, but the discordant trembling represented horror.
"Just kidding? I'm not kidding! Am I that bored?" said the green eyes step by step forward in a forced voice.
The short-haired lady with a beret at the door gradually saw the sound clearly. It was a cat, a somewhat strange cat.
The fur on the body is clearly distinguished from the black color, and the two eyes are round black hair, which looks like a panda.
What's even more strange is that he had a red triangle scarf tied around his neck, just like a red scarf, but the triangle behind his neck was facing forward.
"I usually don't see anyone, say, what are you doing?" The strange cat said ordinary words. Although he was asking, he said it in a statement tone.
"I...I am here to urge the manuscript!" The editor-in-chief in shock finally remembered his job and said slowly and firmly.
"Recruiting manuscripts? What manuscripts are you from? Which magazine are you from? I remember that all the manuscripts I should have submitted are submitted, so where can I use urging!" The cat raised his head and squatted on the floor and said.
"The story you wrote is very interesting...but...it doesn't end...however you ask me to post it! It's rare to encounter such a good story. The editor-in-chief specifically asked me to find a manuscript according to the address of the submission. By the way, there are really not many teachers who submit articles by email these days."
Although the editor's lady was still a little nervous, her chattering nature seemed to have begun to show. Perhaps her editor-in-chief sent her to urge her to apply for the manuscript, she was so annoyed by her.
"Hmph! What do you know! This is called incomplete beauty! Don't you humans like incomplete beauty?" The cat teacher's round face looked a little angry.
"Where...whether we humans like incomplete beauty?" The editor couldn't help but want to prove it to humans.
"No? Not yet? Then tell me where my balls are gone!?" The cat named Natsume no longer squatted, but instead made a move forward that was not very elegant.
The editor looked at the cat's movements and recalled the question it had just asked, wanting to say something, but he couldn't think of a reason to refute it.
It turns out that Mr. Natsume is a castrated cat...
It turns out that Mr. Natsume is full of hatred for humans...
"Teacher Natsume..." the editor shouted tentatively.
"Hmm?" The master-like cat looked up at the young editor.
"I'm... this..." She looked at Teacher Natsume's cute round face and his big eyes, and couldn't speak.
Silence, the air is silent.
After two minutes, the editor spoke again. She squatted down and asked tentatively, "Teacher Natsume, can I touch you?"
"Touch me? What do I have to touch? Be careful if I catch your flowers..." Before it could stick out its paws, it was stopped in the arms of the girl.
"Well! It's really soft!" The editor's lady hugged the softer cat with her tender hands, and she raised her soft body and hugged it in her arms.
"Let me go! Hu snooze...you can let me go! Hu snooze..." Natsume struggled to resist, but a gurgling sound came from his throat.
"Don't let it go! Teacher Natsume, you are enjoying it very much!" said the young girl burying her face in her furry and warm body.
"I don't! I'm very upset now!"
"Why are you snoring? Cats snoring only when they are comfortable!"
"I...I'm not an ordinary cat!" Natsume argued.
"What's the ordinary place? It's not that you open your eyes and you can purr." This is the first time the girl communicates with a cat like this.
"I... don't think about seeing the manuscript again when you are like this!" the cat threatened angrily.
"Okay... Teacher Cat, do you hate me like this!" The girl raised her head reluctantly, looking at Natsume with tears in her eyes.
Natsume finally got rid of the magic claws and sat upright on the floor. It said seriously, "Are you really unwilling to publish?"
"Your article is not finished, how can we publish it? As long as you finish this, I promise you will be popular!" said the editor girl.
"Fire? I don't want to be fire. I just want someone to see the words on the paper." Natsume shook his tail.
"Don't you want to make a lot of money?" asked the girl.
"Ha! Make money! This house is mine under my butt. What do I want to make money?" Natsume's tone was full of disdain.
"It's all yours! This is on the Second Ring Road! You are a cat! How is it possible!" the girl said in surprise.
"What's so surprised? Is there any law that says cats are not allowed to have big houses? You are racist! Besides, Xiao Yin is in the forest and the big Yin is in the city. Is there any problem with my life in the city?"
"No..." The editor's worldview was somewhat subverted, "I didn't expect you to be such a cat! Since you don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and you write because of your hobbies, why not write a conclusion? Your story is really good and particularly contagious."
When Natsume heard the word "story", he suddenly raised his head, and his pair of pointed ears trembled. It stood up and circled around the editor girl for a few times, and said while paced, "I have never written a story before, I only recorded the facts."
"Facts? You said that what you wrote is true?" the girl replied subconsciously.
"Of course! What I said is true! Otherwise? Do you think I would make up lies like boring humans and deceive myself?
Let me tell you what I wrote!
I'm writing about fragments of other worlds.
If what I wrote is forgotten, the world will also disappear.
If I finish writing, that world will also face the end.
So, Miss Editor, do you want to destroy the worlds?"
"Teacher Natsume, don't joke..." The editor was a little scared when he saw the cat too seriously, "How...how could such a thing happen?"
"Have you heard a cat speak before?" The cat said in a serious tone. "Don't you believe it? Seeing it is true? I'll take you to see it!"
The cat stood up and shook his tail.
The figure of a man and a cat was swallowed by the orange door.
There is a street at the other end of the door.
The pavement paved with bluestone looks antique.
The editor who often loves to wander around during holidays searched his head but did not find any path similar to that here.
"This is...I remember there is no such street on the Second Ring Road!" the editor shouted.
"This is Hidden City." Natsume turned around and said.
"Yinshi?" The editor's lady repeats the machine.
"Pure literal meaning is hidden in a small area outside the ordinary world." While speaking, the cat raised its front paws and blew off the dust from the meat pad.
"Where are we here?" asked the editor's lady.
"Go to my workplace and prove that what I wrote is all about what happened in another world."
"Work unit, are you still working?" the editor asked with his eyes wide open.
"I don't go to work, where did my big house come from?" Natsume said in a bad tone. He took two more steps forward and found that the editor had not followed. He couldn't help but urged, "Come on, hurry up, otherwise I'm not sure where you will be."
"I stand here and don't move, can I go to other places?"
"Of course, there are eighteen floors here. It is not the eighteen floors upstairs and downstairs, but the place where you stand, and the space you are in is combined with the eighteen floors. Wherever you are in harmony with, you will go to the floor."
The cat explained impatiently.
"Eighteenth floor? It sounds like hell!" the editor jokingly.
"Ha! You're right! This is hell. However, in recent years, hell has begun to work digitally and reincarnate big data, which has become much more efficient. This hell has been vacant and lent us to the Hidden City.
If you look at your personality, you will probably go to other levels soon.
However, I don’t know whether to go to Naihe Bridge or Ghost Street.
It’s okay to go to Naihe Bridge, at least Mengpo soup can still be in the mouth.
If you go to Ghost Street, be careful that they forcefully buy and sell, stew the broken internal organs, solidified blood, tangled tentacles, unsightly eyes, twisted plants, shriveled limbs, broken brains, scarlet fruits for you to eat, so that you can pay equally."
"You... don't scare me..." The editor's mind reflected many indescribable scenes.
Natsume walked slowly forward in cat steps, "Take it yourself."
"Teacher Natsume, Teacher Natsume, you see you are so tired, why don't I carry you away?" The editor looked at the cat in front of him and slid his teeth. The little leather shoes left a string of sounds on the ground, and picked up the cat.
The cat picked up said with disdain, "Are you scared?"
"I...I don't...I'll hold you, Teacher Natsume, and you won't go to Ghost Street..." The editor's mouth pressed against Natsume's ear, and the slight airflow blew on the fluff in its ears, causing him to shake his ears twice.
"No, no, no." Natsume stroked his ears with his claws and said angrily, "Cowardly Editor, please continue walking forward. Have you seen the alley in front? Turn left."
"Ahhhhh? Yes!" After saying that, the sound of leather shoes coming into contact with the ground came from the alley.
"Why are you standing there? Push the door and go in." The cat in the girl's arms snorted.
"Here..." The editor raised his head and looked at the plaque hanging on the door. From right to left, it read "Strange Sect" and held Teacher Natsume in his arms with his right hand. He pushed the door open with his left hand and asked, "You are working here."
"Well... snooze... snooze..." Natsume snored because of the caress, squinted and said, "Did you see a well there? Jump down."
"Ah? Do you really want to jump into the well? Wouldn't it be nice to sit quietly here with you?"
To be continued...