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Chapter 17 The Innocence of the Rat Crossing the Street(1/2)

Lou Shang closed his eyes and said nothing, and he had no intention of answering Shuai Ge's question.

But for the first joker, the attitude of being dumped is enough.

If you don’t say anything, you have no objection. If you don’t have any objection, you can execute it. If you can execute it, you must publish the message quickly:

"My dearest, you in front of the screen, are you okay? I am your anchor Shuai Ge. Shuai Ge who was recognized by the state as soon as he was born, sh-u-ai    g-e, if you change it, you can choose one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of the world if you can find more than 14 people in the great China, named Shuai Ge, even if I am sorry, I will choose one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of one out of the world!"

[Niuzi~~Niuzi~~It's just offline and I'm disgusting again]

【Search...Search...Search...Search...】

The screen of disgust formed a welcome ceremony for Pang Ge Ton.

"You welcome me to have a wrong model. Please re-splash the screen and make a wave of 666"

"Another cool 520"

"Another wave of expressions of being dizzy by me"

"I count down three."

"3,2, if the screen is full immediately, I will grab the dumped brother from the mountain and cook for you to drink, 1"

[Scam paper, don't destroy the aftertaste of our meeting on Magpie Bridge just now~~~]

The first thing that caught my eye was not what Shuai Ge wanted to flood the screen.

"When did I cheat people? Is there any diehard fans who love me so deeply?"

Although there were still people protesting seriously in the screen-sinking area, the dense 666520 was fainted by the handsome, and it still occupied the entire screen after three seconds.

"Three seconds, it took three seconds before the screen started to flood. Do you know that I can eat three bowls of rice and three eggs in three seconds? Haha, three seconds."

Pang Ge tons is obviously not satisfied with these belated screen sweeping.

When he grows fat, there is no delay for a second. Why does he have to wait for a fan to watch the screen?

Shuai Ge has such a bad temper!

The fans' three seconds of slowness greatly angered the 340-pound self-esteem of the 20 million V: "If you don't believe it, Shang Xiaozhuo will be released three days later. Please don't come, remember, remember."

Shuai Ge went online and went offline in seconds, which made the group of members of the league who had only been halfway through 666520 in the live broadcast room, and was speechless.

[Fat Ge tons of people become fat as pigs, as timid as a mouse. When he is so arrogant, that should be true?... right?]

[Is this news going to be spread, or spread, or spread?...?

Shuai Ge is a natural joke talk show anchor.

He still hugged the pipa and covered his face halfway through the matter.

Compared to the exact news, those that sound half true and half false will definitely spread faster, deeper, and more thoroughly.

The news released by Shang Xiaozhuo, who was about to be in person after being dumped, spread instantly.

Although Lou Shang was present at the top 100 Chinese liquor annual ceremony.

But in person, the winery representatives on the scene were all separated by a soundproof glass room, and fans even had to add another screen to block.

How can you feel so depressed when you scratch the itch from the shoe and watch the "fire" across the river?

Compared with professional grand ceremony, Shang Xiaozhu’s press conference is definitely much more friendly to the people.

Shang Xiaozhu is a white wine "exercise" with fashionable packaging and very affordable prices. Each bottle is 100ml, and the price is 20.99 yuan, which means loving you for a long time.

Shang Xia’s drink idea was paid by Pang Ge, who was full of business fat, and the price was also determined by handsome guys.

He believes that this pricing can best attract fans' delight, and this capacity is most suitable for those members of the mercenary who do not drink alcohol to collect.

That's right, it's a collection, not a drink.

Shuai Ge often looks particularly unreliable, but in fact, he is well versed in the way of communication.

Just right willfulness, beyond the degree of narcissism.

Just right professionalism, beyond depth of humor.

Shang Xiaozhu is an extremely nonsensical wine.

Many people don’t know whether to use Chinese liquor or Internet celebrity products to define Shang Xiaozhuo.

In fact, before Shuai Ge, it was not that no one had launched the concept of "fashion".

It is not that the winery that has been famous for a long time has set its sights on young consumer groups.

But in this world, no matter in the past or present, in China or overseas, there is absolutely no wine that is marketed using the concept of "blind box".

You know you will have a Chinese liquor, but at the Shang Xiaojiu press conference every year, before bringing the wine under your nose and drinking it into your mouth, you will never know what kind of fragrance it is, nor what formula it is.

If the country has not had rigid regulations on the packaging of wine, you would not even know the degree of wine.

Everything you drink in your mouth depends entirely on luck.

You can drink whatever you give to you.

You drink not the joy you want, but the efforts of being dumped for a year.

The first year is a strong aroma with sauce, a refreshing and fragrant aroma.

The second year was the drum fragrance type that was unique to the drum fragrance.

The third year is a sweet and refreshing rice-flavored shape.

In the fourth year that I was closest, for some reason, the good white wine turned into a strong fragrance and medicine.

When it is first eaten, it will be spicy and has a mixed oily smell when it is pricked.

It made fans think that they bought fake Shang Xiaozhuo at the press conference.

But after entering the mouth, I suddenly felt that I had a long aftertaste.

The rich and elegant ethyl butyrate compound aroma brings out a clean and clean aroma.

It made the fans who could drink so much that they could yell.

It's like drinking a cup of coffee with high quality bitterness.

It was a little painful when drinking, but the aftertaste was filled with happiness.

Bitterness can bring sweetness, and astringency can produce saliva.

Shang Xiaozhuo's marketing is very weird, but the brewing path of being dumped is never a fake one.

People who know how to drink like Shang Xiaodian more every year, while those who know how to drink want to dump members of the alliance, and love Shang Xiaodian more every year.

Fans who can’t drink can collect Shang Xiaozhe, but it’s the same thing as other people’s fans who collect idols around them.

Judging from the marketing fat density of Pang Ge tons, in five or seven years, you can collect all Shang Xiaozhuan, and you may be able to summon the dragon or get some hidden rewards.

Now, the dumped brother is going to visit the fifth "Shang Xiaozhuo Blind Box" to release the news on the scene. Before the final confirmation, the people who asked the dumped alliance have already argued that what level of fans can go to the scene and have "first intimate contact" with the dumped brother who is like a banished immortal.

If Yu Ting is like this, she can throw it fifty times in a row. With their appearance, she can throw it fifty-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight times. It should be fine, right?

Before this, Lou Shang only appeared in the public's sight once a year, and from beginning to end, he was tasting the wine from a winery.

Lou Shang has never expressed any tasting opinions about Shang Xiaozhuo.

Tasting your own wine, this behavior sounds a bit cheaper.

Shang Xiaozhu never invites other wine reviewers to taste.

You can drink whatever the wine country gives you.

This is Shuai Ge's marketing logic. He never reasoned with fans.

He even deliberately set thresholds.

Shang Xiaozhuo is the "annual meeting gift" between the dumped brother and the Qiuzhu Alliance. Therefore, it is not sold to "ordinary people" outside the Qiuzhu Alliance.

You can also buy it. Either join the Qaidu League or find a member of the Qaidu League to buy it for you.

If you don’t want to buy it, then you can do whatever you like or not.

Although Shang Xiaozhuo will be accompanied by a slogan every year, in the final analysis, it is still Shang Xiaozhuo.

According to the original intention of Pang Ge Ton, Shang Xiaodiao should be a wine of 10 or 20 degrees, similar to the real dew that often appears in Korean dramas.

It is closer to the alcohol content of red wine and is more suitable for young people to gather.

But from the first year, Shang Xiaozhuo's alcohol content was controlled at around 40 degrees.

40 degrees, which can be considered low in Chinese liquor, but in most countries, it is already considered very strong liquor.

Drinking in a bar abroad and being able to drink 40 degrees of pure wine without ice, is a "pure man" who needs to be given a manual like.

Tequila tequila, known as the fighter among the pure men of bars, has to lick a sip of salt first, then a small cup of salt, and then quickly eat a lemon horn when drinking.

This complete set of procedures adds up to be considered as "very high alcohol content" to be "correctly drunk" agave without diluting it with ice.

When drinking wine friends who are used to drinking Moutai and Wuliangye who are accustomed to drinking more than fifty degrees, they will probably think that these people in the bar have a great drink of 60 to 70 degrees.

And the agave is actually only 40 degrees.

Many young people often order foreign wines in bars, such as Chivas, absolute vodka, Martell, etc., are also only 40 degrees Celsius. When drinking, either add ice or green tea.
To be continued...
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