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Chapter 221 The Ass of Guizhou(1/2)

In the mushroom house of Longing for Life, I heard the phone ringing. Zhang Zimai knew it was Yin He and was about to answer the phone, but Gulinaza snatched it first.

Who said that people have long legs? They run so fast that they are snatched up by a few steps.

"Hello, this is the mushroom house... Teacher Huang and the others are out to buy vegetables, who are you?"

Yin He was stunned for a moment. It was a strange voice. The woman was very gentle. She must not be Zhang Zimai, nor should she be Song Dandan.

Yin He didn't believe that strangers could hear his voice, so he naturally said, "It doesn't matter who I am, what I eat is the most important. Can you order food now?"

"You said, I remember it."

Next to Nazha, Reba also came over. Today's guest theme was Xinjiang Sanmei, so there was also Tong Liya. All three of them were from Xinjiang, but the origin and ethnicity were different.

The four characters all come from Wulumuqi, which is the Wei clan, and the three characters come from Yili, which is the Xibe clan.

Yin He asked back, "Then I want to ask what you ordered?"

Nazha chatted with him, "I ordered a big plate chicken."

"Yo, Miss Xinjiang."

"Yes~" Nazha said with no scruples.

Yin He, "I know both Reba and Yaya, so you can't be Gulinaza?" The most famous Xinjiang star is the three of them.

"Ah, you guessed it right!" Nazha whispered to Reba, "He said he knew you?"

Reba took the phone and said in Northeastern dialect, "Who are you?"

Yin He knew that Reba had been to school in Northeast China, so he was not surprised by this accent. He smiled and said in Northeast China, "I don't know you anymore, are you a tiger~"

"Brother Jiayin?"

This is to treat Yin He as Lei Jiayin.

"My head is not that big, guess again~"

"Brother Honglei?"

"My eyes are not that small~" Yin He smiled and denied, "I'll ask you, what dish did you order?"

Reba, “Must skewers ~”

"Where is Nazha?"

"Big Pan**~" Reba looked at Nazha, nodded when she saw her, and said sure, "It's Big Pan Chicken!"

"The dishes are very hard," Yin He thought for a moment, "Then I'll order donkey meat and cook it. I want the Hejian Mansion, don't protect the butt mansion, tell Teacher Huang that he should know the difference."

"You are from Hebei Province, I thought you were in the northeast~" Reba was about to continue guessing, but Yin He had already hung up the phone.

He also laughed at the photographer in front of him and said, "I didn't know who I am~"

The photographer is not a simple photographer, but also responsible for voice-over work. He asked, "Mr. Yin knows Reba and Yaya?"

This is a mess of her own words, Yin He doesn't care, "Don't I know Yang Mi, these two people she knows."

Yin He and Yang Mi had already had a scandal, but now they admit in front of the camera that Yaya and Reba whom they met through Yang Mi looked very familiar. This calmness made the photographer admire him very much. It was indeed the style of a big boss.

Although Yang Mi did not participate in the recording, she is Yaya’s best friend, Reba’s boss, and Yin He’s rumored boyfriend, which is equivalent to an invisible guest. This wave of program team makes a lot of money!

~

On the other side, Reba looked at Peng Peng, "What should I do now?"

"Tell Teacher Huang the dishes the customers asked them to buy the ingredients."

"Yes, yes," Reba urged Peng Peng to call soon, and then pulled Nazha, "Who will it be? The only friend in Hebei Province I know is Baoqiang."

Zhang Zimai, who knew the truth, deliberately took them into the ditch, "That's Deng Lun. He is from Shijiazhuang, but his ambition is not in Shijiazhuang."

Reba asked Nazha, "Do you know Deng Lun?"

"I've seen it, but I'm not very familiar with it," said Nazha, "I've received the award together."

Reba slapped her face, "It's probably that boy!"

Peng Peng has finished the phone call with Teacher Huang now.

The other elders Huang He took Yaya to the town to purchase. In fact, they had already bought the materials. They just waited for Peng Peng to call. Only then could they buy donkey meat when they arrived.

Yaya really doesn't know who is coming, and she asked, "Who is you going to eat donkey meat? Is it safe to protect yourself?"

She also thought of Baoqiang first. No matter what she and Chen Gou were, she still regarded Baoqiang as her brother.

Huang Lei said, "Who is not the key now, the key is that I don't know if I can buy donkey meat. Have you ever seen donkey meat in supermarkets?"

Teacher He and Yaya shook their heads together.

“It’s really rare.”

Huang Lei pulled his word, "Does you still remember the text "The Donkey in Guizhou" written by Liu Zongyuan when he was a child, which means there were no donkeys here."

Teacher He did not know in advance that Yin He wanted to eat donkey meat and did not prepare in advance, but he directly recited, "There are no donkeys in Guizhou. If there are good things, the boat will be carried in, and there will be no use when you arrive. You can put it at the foot of the mountain. When the tiger sees it, it is a huge creature and thinks it is a god."

Yaya immediately supported the role, "Wow, it's so amazing, I forgot all of it, I remember that the donkey kicked the tiger with his hooves."

Huang Lei asked with a smile, "Has that donkey defeated the tiger??"

The young woman tilted her head, a little cute, "It shouldn't be there, was it eaten by a tiger?"

Teacher He continued to memorize the text, "Broken his throat and exhaust his flesh, and then leave."

"We are also college teachers after all," Huang Lei also applauded, "Let's go to the one who sold mutton just now, and ask if anyone sells donkey meat."

...

After driving for an hour, Yin He came to a sparsely populated village, followed by a car carrying samples for sale.

The Mushroom House is a place with good scenery but few people, so Yin He saw a lot of good scenery along the way, but not many people saw it, and it only started to be in the village.

During the shooting, security guards guarded the entrance of the village to prevent fans and reporters from affecting the shooting, but villagers can enter and exit freely.

After entering the village, Yin He was about to leave by himself at the end of the road.

Other celebrity guests have to bring a big box when coming, and they have to change several sets of clothes for a day. Skin care cannot be omitted because they are in the countryside.

Yin He was simple, and he didn't bring anything, so he just stayed for one night, and he didn't have to do physical work, so he didn't have to change his clothes.

As for toiletries, isn’t there any disposable Mushroom House?

With so many guests coming, he is the first to come with empty hands. He doesn't know whether he yearns for the two elders at home.

Yin He followed the photography instructions and walked the small path in the village to find the Mushroom House.

Before I even entered, I saw a duck flying out. Isn’t this Nicholas Colored Lantern?

Yin He said to the photographer, "This kind of duck should be quite delicious."

Then he opened the door and a Shiba Inu ran over excitedly, "You are Xiao H, I know your daughter."

"Uncle!"

Hearing the barking of the dog, Zhang Zimai ran out first and said happily, then Peng Yuchang touched the back of his head and called "Mr. Tang".

Finally, there were Xinjiang Shuangshu. When Reba saw Yin He, she accidentally wrote it on her face, "So it's you! Why didn't I expect it!"

The man was very handsome, but Nazha couldn't remember who he was for a moment. She pulled Reba away from the camera and asked in a low voice, "Who?"

Yin He introduced himself to Nazha, the only stranger on the field, and said, "Hello everyone, my name is Yin He. I used to be in business."

Speaking of Yin He's name, Nazha finally got a little impression on her. Oh oh, that's who!

She had never followed the relevant news, and she didn't expect that this person was so young and handsome, which was different from the rich people she usually remembered, and she thought she was an et.

Yin He hugged Mai Mai, hugged Reba again, and weighed it, "You seem to be fatter again."

This is a bit ambiguous, as if you have touched it before.

Reba stuck out her tongue, "After all, I am the owner of a hotel now. I always take customers to eat. It's not right if I don't eat it myself."

She took the opportunity to promote her Sanjiang restaurant and was about to open a branch.

When Nazha let go of Reba, she felt a little embarrassed. Should she hug or shake hands? As a result, Yin He directly stretched out his right hand and the two of them snatched it gently.

After getting to know everyone, Peng Peng said to Yin He who was looking around, "Teacher Huang, Teacher He and Sister Yaya are going to buy ingredients, so they should be back soon."

"Oh, Yaya is here too. Then all the most beautiful girls in Xinjiang are here today." Yin He smiled and joked, but he couldn't help but flash his delicate face in his mind. She looked a bit similar to Gulinaza.

Then he said, "I think this sentence will offend people. Don't play this episode. By the way, what are you doing now? I'll help you."

If you say you don’t work or not, you can’t really be like an old man, especially if you are all girls here, you still have the demeanor.

When Peng Peng saw that Mr. Yin was so proactive, he obviously wanted to show off his physical strength. He immediately pointed to the pile of firewood, "Is it okay to chop firewood?"

My parents have never let me do such physical work!

I'll chop!

After saying it, Yin He felt that it was a bit unreasonable if he didn't chop it. Fortunately, Zhang Zimai came over at this time, "Brother, uncle just came, let him drink some water and join the mushroom house~"

"Yes, yes, let's take a break first." Reba also came over and said.

Peng Peng thought to himself that you women don’t understand men at all, and real men must want to show off their martial power in front of women.
To be continued...
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