Chapter 695: Hold back your laughter, burn to the max(1/2)
"Hahaha, no, it's not like that."
Wang Langjun was laughed at by Ping'er, so he held back his laughter and shook his head and said, "It's a serious matter."
The two girls who made them laugh so hard that they were shaking were stunned. Why wasn't this the case?
It's obviously very funny.
The main reason is that Wang Langjun likes to do this, which makes people happy?
How could something go wrong?
Isn’t this pouring cold water on the jokes and not making people happy if you intentionally do not make people happy?
This definitely does not conform to Wang Langjun's style.
How could this happen?
Could it be that you are holding up bigger laughs, throwing cold water on bad things, and prank people?
If so, it would be too bad...
The two women kept their smiles and changed into suspicion and anger, and were unhappy.
It seems to be saying, we don’t laugh at you, and we will piss you to death, and we will see if you still messing with others?
But by chance, Wang Langjun sat on the edge of the stage and looked up at the sky, admiring the attitude of the Silver Eagle patrolling the clouds and wandering around the sky, and was no longer watching people?
Isn't this intentionally annoying?
What big-tailed wolf is pretending to be?
It seems that if you don’t fall into the trap, I won’t take a cloud of clouds and go out to the sky. Who is anxious and laughing to the end?
OK, the two girls were so angry that they looked at each other and made eye contact with Wang Langjun.
The eyebrows and eyes are full of beautiful charm.
Unfortunately, no one appreciates it. Can you not make Nimi angry?
When women please themselves, how can there be men like men who ignore beauty but ignore the wind and clouds and deliberately anger women?
This is too annoying.
Do you deliberately brew an atmosphere, swell your appetite, and want to create bigger laughs?
Maybe, when it comes to our sisters, they just don’t laugh, let’s see how he ends up?
So, after Ermei's eye contact, Di Yun held her breath and said with a expressionless face, "Mr. Lang, you wipe the rag and wipe the big fish is already mysterious.
You have not rubbed fish from the pond amber, rivers and oceans.
Could it be that your rag is really a magic weapon that can rub fish from the dry land of Chang'an City?"
"And brother, don't use mermaids to make up for numbers and fool people?"
Li Ping finished the fight and sealed all the places where fish were released in an instant, hoping to make Wang Langjun foolish.
See if you can still speak?
"Oh, OK!"
Wang Langjun came back to his senses thoughtfully, and suddenly grabbed the back of his head and responded, as if he had not figured out the situation in confusion.
It's like someone who just woke up was confused.
Anyway, he just pretended to be stupid and tender, and almost made Ermei crazy, pretending to be like he deserved a beating. Do you deserve a beating?
But the more this happens, the more it makes Nimi want someone to make a fool of herself.
Otherwise, this matter will not be over.
Well, Di Yun was so angry that she saw that the confused husband was deliberately angry, and she pouted and said, "Don't pretend, please?"
Tell me quickly, don't try to get away with it.
This matter has not been discussed..."
"That's right, my brother won't wipe the rag today, and he will explain the matter of wiping the fish clearly. Don't think about it?"
Li Ping stood up as she spoke, put her hands on her hips, and became angry.
He changed his modesty and played the role of a farm girl, and targeted him.
"rustle"
Wang Langjun supported the ground with his hands, rose from the wooden floor stage, and came a perfect backflip in the air. He landed on the ground and walked off the stage and said, "Do you really want to listen?"
As he spoke, he made a fake smile for Ermei.
That way, combined with his flawless Hanfu, the fancy style of the word "Fu" and the clever and elegant figure, is it so funny?
Who has ever seen the funny look of Yashi?
Not to mention the incongruity, the key is that the funny laughter is ignited.
"Puchi, woo woo"
Ermei didn't hold back her smile, and laughed out loud and immediately raised her hand to cover her mouth. She was so angry that she stomped her feet and chased her.
"Langjun, please tell me, don't be fooled..."
"Brother, you are so bad. You are deliberately embarrassing us. It's concealing that you can't answer how to wipe the fish with a rag, right?"
"Swishy"
Ermei followed Wang Langjun's footsteps to the valley opposite the stage. Watching Wang Langjun's magical sacrificiality of the plants and trees changing into rows of seats, she asked one by one.
The seats are formed in a ladder, forming a group of hundreds of people on the valley and hillside, divided into pieces of seats.
Under the setting sun of the gentle wind, the crystal clear and golden rays of green beads and dews are reflected, forming a dazzling area with eight characters, which is particularly pleasant.
This is in sharp contrast with the surrounding pale yellow plants.
It is like a piece of light yellow forest vegetation, surrounding a strange seat, reflecting the vivid colorful light under the setting sun. It is really a novel visual sense and rare and unique.
"rustle"
A gust of wind blows, bringing the leaves that grow completely around the front of the seat, and the fragrance of the swaying grass and trees.
Facing the setting sun, it blends into one with the exquisite Hanfu, just like being in a fairyland, a fantasy place, which is pleasing to the eye and feels the natural atmosphere and charm, which almost makes people intoxicated and unwilling to wake up?
Especially when walking through the valley slopes, this visual feeling gradually formed a fantasy realm with the birth of Wang Langjun, extending and spreading out the impact, an indescribable magical illusion.
Wherever you pass, you will be in a row.
And it sways in the wind, growing under the setting sun, and looks like a texture that rises.
Then, the steam is sent through the wind to create a light gauze fog. When you come to the top of the hill, you can overlook the delicate yellow plants and trees at the foot of the mountain, just like the feeling of flying into the clouds.
This feeling is so wonderful and beautiful...
In just one hour, Wang Langjun turned all the plants and trees on this large valley slope into seats?
The key is that the magic of big trees turning into seats, shrubs and grass turning into floor foils, and it does not harm the ability of grass and trees to grow, which really brings people an unparalleled impact.
It's like the impact of immortal arts on mortals, incredible!
All these changes did not escape the sight of those who were hiding in the surrounding woods and coveting Wang Langjun, and were transmitted to the court in batches.
Let’s not talk about the shocking scene of the court when he learned that Wang Langjun had built a stage seat.
Let’s talk about Di Yun and Li Ping being somewhat immune to Wang Langjun’s magical abilities. They endured the impact of the magical seat on their minds, and clamped Wang Langjun in the middle and asked: “Mr. Langjun, you have been playing a rogue for an hour. Why don’t you tell me what happened to wipe the rag?”
"Brother, Ping'er supports you and promises not to laugh at you.
What I'm talking about is ridiculous, making fun of you and laughing shamelessly?"
Li Ping took the opportunity to finish the fight, saying it seriously, but she was just talking nonsense.
I want to block all the loopholes and see someone making a fool of themselves and making jokes.
Not to mention, Ermei has not won a single time from Wang Langjun, and always ends in failure.
This is something that Ermei is holding a sense of dissatisfaction in her heart.
Now that you have the opportunity, you can't let someone go easily.
Wang Langjun glanced at Ermei at the left and right, blinked and asked, "Oh, do you really want to hear the truth, don't you regret it?
You must know that once you hear the truth, you will lose again..."
"That's impossible. This is clearly a slander's excuse. If you want to fool you, there is no way!"
Di Yun was dissatisfied when she heard this, and said shyly as she stared at Lang Jun's side face.
I always feel that my husband is deliberately annoying and brewing an atmosphere, but I am not convinced, so I insist on winning the husband's rehabilitation.
Li Ping and she thought of one thing, wanting her brother to make a fool of herself and cook, and immediately finished it: "Brother will be a fool of herself, who are you lying to?
Isn’t it just that I’m afraid of making a meal for us after losing?
Could it be that we can’t get a meal from our brother after working hard for so long?”
In fact, cooking is not the purpose, the purpose is that Wang Langjun cooks a variety of dishes, and never repeats the enjoyment of the tongue, which is attractive!
To be continued...