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687 Found it

In Xuezhuang Village, a village adjacent to Lizhuang Village, two brothers, Tianjizi and Zhang Yifang, are wandering around the village. Now, there are more than a dozen villages on the east bank of Beisi Lake where the lake center island is located. They know more than a dozen villages best about Lake center island, and many villagers know Zhang Yifang.

Seeing Zhang Yifang and Tianjizi wandering around the village, a woman in the village smiled and said, "Zhang Daoran, are you going down the mountain to beg for alms? Is this the first time I beg for alms? I feel embarrassed to speak?"

Tianjizi was speechless, and Zhang Yifang was also stunned: "Mr. Ding, this is not begging for alms. Begging for alms is a way of survival in Buddhism. I, Taoist Taoist priest, never beg for alms. If you meet a Taoist priest who begs for alms, then you are a fake Taoist priest..."

Since ancient times, Taoist people have worked diligently and in the prosperous times, they have hid in the deep mountains and forests, realized the Tao by nature, understood the laws of heaven and earth, and sought the ethereal immortal path. Taoists can be self-sufficient and never reach out to ask others for food and drink...

Even if there is surplus food in the temple, it will go down the mountain to beg for alms as a monk. Some monks even use the name of gods to beg for alms. Even if the beg for alms, they cannot eat or drink at home and give the only surplus food to the monk, and the monk will say Amitabha Buddha with peace of mind, good, good, good, etc., and turn around and leave...

Obviously, this village woman did not know the difference between monks and Taoist priests, and just thought they were all monks and might even beg for alms.

The village woman didn't understand this. When she heard Zhang Yifang's explanation, her face changed and cursed: "Half a year ago, a Taoist priest went to our village to beg for alms and said that it was repairing Taoist temples. Every person who gave alms would be blessed by gods. We all know that the Taoist priests on the island of Huxin were of great power, and we thought they were also moral wise men. We all gave alms. Unexpectedly, our villagers discovered that they ate and drank heavily in the county town and drank wine..."

"oh?"

Zhang Yifang was stunned, but Tianjizi said, "This is a slander for Taoism... layman, how do you deal with this matter?"

"Of course we were angry, but many villagers gathered more than a dozen cars at that time, and they all wanted to go to the county town with sticks. These Taoist priests beat them to death..."

The village woman gritted her teeth and Zhang Yifang and Tianjizi looked at each other. These villagers were really tough. Just as they were about to speak, the village woman suddenly laughed: "Of course, now it is a society ruled by law, and beating people is illegal, so we will certainly not beat them to death. Our villagers turned them to the police station and finally learned that they were routine offenders, just as they were Taoist Taoists and cheated everywhere..."

Zhang Yifang and Tianjizi breathed a sigh of relief. These fake Taoist priests deserved it. Fortunately, they were finally wronged and proved their identities.

But then, the two people were unable to be happy: "I don't know how many such scammers are all over the country. The reputation of Taoism will probably be ruined by these people..."

"At that time, I will walk around the world and catch all the liars who pretend to be my Taoist ..."

Tianjizi made a great wish, and this time he slowly calmed down.

"It is still the Taoist priest on our Huxin Island who is a true moral master. Not only is he powerful, he has never asked us for a penny..."

The village woman continued, "Not only that, we go to the Taoist temple to worship the gods, and we don't ask us for incense money..."

Don’t want money for incense, and not begging alms is a true moral genius?

However, Zhang Yifang and Tianjizi did not continue this topic. Zhang Yifang had met this village woman before and was familiar with her, so Zhang Yifang asked: "Mr. Ding, I wonder if there are any people in your village who are particularly edible and thin?"

The village woman was stunned. Unexpectedly, Zhang Yifang would ask this question. She looked at Zhang Yifang and others with confusion. The village woman looked envious and then came to her senses: "Two Taoist priests, our family is very good at eating. Look at me, I am very thin, right? I can eat five steamed buns at a meal, and I also have to eat porridge. After a meal, even an adult young man who eats strong food, I can't eat it..."

"Also, my son is only sixteen years old, and now he has to eat so big for a meal..." The village woman gestured with her hands, and seemed not satisfied. She expanded the circle of her gestures a little: "Well, she should be such a big pot of vegetables, and she also needs to eat half a pot of porridge. The child's father is also very good at eating. In summer, she can drink three bottles of beer and eat a lot of food..."

The village woman was full of excitement. She knew very well that as Taoist priests on the lake center island and the monks on the mysterious lake center island, they were all capable. Now, when going down the mountain to find someone who could eat, they must accept disciples.

Everyone knows that even if you enter the island in the middle of the lake, you will become a god with one foot. So the village woman strongly recommends her family: "Our family can not only eat, but you can see, our family is also very thin... I am 1.57 meters tall, only 1.01 pounds. My son is 1.78 meters tall, only less than 120 pounds. My family is 1.7 meters tall, only more than 110 pounds..."

Looking at the excited village woman and recommending her family, Zhang Yifang also felt speechless. They were not looking for someone with destiny, but looking for demons and demons... If they were really so edible, they would be bad.

The village woman didn't know and was still trying hard to introduce her family: "If it were my son and my man, I could not be considered as edible, and my father-in-law would be very capable..."

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun..." Tianjizi couldn't listen anymore, and knew that the village woman had misunderstood: "Labies, we find people who can eat, which is more edible than you described. That is, your family will eat all the meals together for a day, which is not enough for the people we are looking for to eat a meal..."

The village woman widened her eyes and felt incredible. She looked at Zhang Yifang and Tianjizi up and down, and smiled bitterly: "Two Taoist priests, my flower is very edible, and our family is not as good as it is..."

Zhang Yifang felt that the village woman was a little awkward to speak, but Tianjizi was happy on her face: "How much can I eat?"

“How much can I eat?”

The village woman pondered: "I directly described that we would cook for it alone every day, and we would eat a lot of food for each meal..."

"Who is Ah Hua?"

Although it was a bit of a match for the "can eat" in my heart, Tianjizi still had a chance: "Do you eat raw meat?"

"Uh..." The village woman was messy and couldn't keep up with Tian Jizi's thinking: "Ahua only eats feed, not raw meat."

Tianjizi's face turned black in an instant, but Zhang Yifang smiled: "Mr. Ding, we won't look for pigs."

"Don't look for pigs?"

The village woman frowned: "The two Taoist priests are kidding. So who can eat so much besides pigs? Who can eat so much? Apart from monsters, maybe they are sick..."

Carrying a hoe, the village woman left...

Zhang Yifang looked helpless: "Fourth Junior Brother, we are looking for it aimlessly, I don't know when we will find it..."

"We will definitely find it..." Tian Jizi continued to walk to the village: "Let's inquire again. After all, it has become very edible and eats raw meat at once. But an extremely incredible thing will definitely spread..."

"Master Zhang, Taoist Master Tianjizi..."

In the distance, Li He rode an electric bike toward this place: "It can be considered to have found you... No... we found..."

"Uh... two Taoist priests, we have found abnormal people... Hurry up, go to the Grand Uncle's house with me to check it out."
Chapter completed!
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