Chapter 427 Celestial Aunt(1/2)
In a moment.
The fallen leaves are everywhere, and the door of the Taoist temple is filled with bleak weather in winter and spring.
"How come you have a child here?"
Mi He, who was rushing to the dust, looked at the little snow ape following Cao Yi in shock.
"Myongmiaoguan's child, stay here for a few days"
Cao Yi explained with a smile.
Taoism is divided into Quanzhen, Zhengyi, Quanzhen forbidden marriage, Zhengyi cannot help but marry, and the mysterious view belongs to Zhengyi.
So, Mihe didn't feel surprised.
He reached out and pinched Xiaoxue Yuan's pink little face, and said without blushing, "This child looks so beautiful, and is as beautiful as I did when I was a child."
Xiaoxue Yuan was respectful in front of Cao Yi, which did not mean that he was the same for others. He raised his hand and knocked off Mi He's big hand.
Even if the cultivation level and physical body are sealed, its power is not small.
Mi He yelled, and withdrew his hand like he was avoiding a snake or a scorpion.
It’s hard to get angry with a child, so I can only say with a smirk: “This child is quite strong.”
Cao Yi said nothing and turned around and locked the door.
"Don't lock the door first, it's easy to be watched in Taoist robe, so change to casual clothes."
Mi He said.
Cao Yi locked the door, turned around, and smiled and said, "Let's see."
As a great monk who has worn several worlds and experienced ignorant storms, how could he care about ordinary people?
Mi He is not a long-winded person either, so he didn't say anything more after hearing this.
Soon, a group of three people arrived at the water bay and left the island by boat.
A few minutes later, Xiaotian walked out of the woods, and the dog's face showed a thoughtful look.
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Hangzhou City.
In ancient times, it was revered as the second only to heaven with Gusu, and in modern times it became a first-tier city and quickly moved towards international metropolis.
On the bus driving rapidly, Cao Yi was speechless even though he had been on the bus for a few minutes.
Mihe didn't take a taxi, so he insisted on squeezing the bus.
It was the morning rush hour, so there were not too many people on the bus. Fortunately, it came up early and there was a seat to sit so that I would not stand.
"Do you know what ten scenic spots are there?"
Mi He suddenly asked.
Cao Yi knew that this guy was going to show off, so he deliberately pretended not to know, "I don't know, what is it?"
Mi He obviously did his homework, like a doctor of tea possessed him, and said with a gentle smile: "The original ten scenes are the spring dawn of Su Di, the broken bridge and the snow, the wind and lotus in the Quyuan, the fish watching in the flower harbor, the willow waves and the orioles hearing the autumn moon in the flat lake."
Puchi!
Someone laughed!
Cao Yi looked in the voice and saw an aunt in her fifties and sixties. She was tall and big, wearing a big red jacket, with a wavy curl and big red lips. She held a pull-up ring in one hand and a plastic bag full of vegetables in the other. She was sneering at the corner of her mouth.
"why are you laughing?"
Mi He asked unhappyly.
"Are you from other places?"
The old lady in red said.
"So what?"
Mihe frowned.
The aunt in red sneered and said, "Who doesn't know about the locals? The Ten Scenic Spots of Xizi Lake have been reviewed three times, once in the Southern Song Dynasty, once in the 1985th year, and once in 2007. It has long been more than the Ten Scenic Spots of the previous ones."
Although the other party was telling the truth, it made Mi He feel uncomfortable by talking about local people and outsiders.
"Auntie, I heard your accent, it's been a few years since I moved to Hangzhou, right?"
Cao Yi interrupted.
The aunt in red changed her face, glared at Cao Yi, and squeezed towards the front of the bus with a plastic bag.
There were a lot of people in the bus, and her crowding naturally made many people say that she was.
"It's all so crowded, it's still crowded."
"That's right, do you have a public morality?"
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"I'm afraid of squeezing, so I'll make a taxi, I'm poor." The old lady in red retorted without giving in.
"Hey, how did you speak?"
The passengers were furious.
"Why are you talking? Want to hit me, try touching me with a finger."
The aunt in red stared at her eyes.
"I'm so old and I'm so ugly. Do I have any quality?"
Another passenger was yelled at by the crowd.
"You have quality...you..."
The aunt in red spits out the stars and flies around.
It was as if Bao Longxing in the ninth-rank sesame official possessed him.
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"Luckily, I didn't argue with her just now."
Mi He looked glad on the side.
Cao Yi laughed in silence.
I don’t know when it started, but the female group, who was in her forties to sixties, was known as the “Celestial Madam”, became synonymous with the highest combat effectiveness in a peaceful environment.
In public, I ignore other people's square dances, squeeze in buses during working hours, go to queue up, eat buffets and grab red lights, run no bottom line, swear words, make a big fuss, and make trouble... I almost equal the number with them.
After a moment, the old lady in red, like a winning cockfighting cock, walked arrogantly to the bus card swipe machine.
The driver glanced at the aunt in red, and out of fear of the aunt in red, he tried to remind him with a kind look: "Sister, you will stand here and block the passengers waiting to get off the bus."
"It's okay, I'll go down the next stop"
The old lady in red doesn't care.
"Sister, the front door is on the car, and the rear door is on the get off."
The driver reminded again.
"Hey, I'm talking about you, why are you so much nonsense?"
The aunt in red looked impatient.
The driver had to shut up.
After a while, the aunt in red suddenly whined.
It scared the driver.
"Stop quickly, pass the station"
The old lady in red screamed.
How could the bus driving on the road stop and stop when it says it, and the driver ignores her.
"Did you hear me? I'm talking to you?"
The aunt in red shouted loudly.
"You can't stop if you haven't arrived at the station"
The driver refused.
"I heard it, stop, stop..."
In desperation, the aunt in red reached out and grabbed the driver's arm and shook it hard.
The bus that was originally driving straight was like drunk, scurrying around.
The driver was furious and raised his hand and slapped the aunt in red in the face.
The old lady in red, who was already shocked, was furious and ignored everything. She smashed the plastic bag with a lot of melons and vegetables on the driver's head.
To be continued...