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Chapter 030 Dare to call Lao Tzu soft egg, crush his egg!

"What land certificate?" Xiang Guoyuan came out of the kitchen, saw Zhang Daman at first glance, glanced at him, completely treating Zhang Daman as air, and said contemptuously, "Who do I think he is? It turns out that he is the most soft-boy in our Shike Village!"

He turned to Yang Ronghua and chuckled, "Ronghua, you are so panicked, why are you doing? The Fengxian girl is not a good thing. I can eat her."

Xiang Guoyuan applied a handful of chin and wouldn't eat her. As for her tofu... Hiss, the taste was so good, white, tender and delicate, it made people linger and endless aftertaste.

"Phoenix Fairy Girl, couples should be in harmony. How can you do it casually? Take your hands away quickly."

He acted like a peacemaker and persuaded Li Fengxian to thrust his hand with Yang Ronghua's ear.

If it were in the previous life, Zhang Daman was ignored like this and left aside, he would definitely not dare to put one of them, and then left in shame.

But in this life, I was ignored as transparent and there was no door.

He walked straight over and directly hit Xiang Guoyuan. He slowly raised his head, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The whole person was smiling but not smiling, which made Xiang Guoyuan feel scared, "You uncle, laugh at you sister!"

"I'm here today for three things!" Zhang Daman said slowly. When talking about the "three things", he particularly emphasized his tone, and raised three fingers and shook it in front of Xiang Guoyuan.

"The first thing is, from now on, whoever dares to call me 'soft egg' will definitely crush his egg!"

"The second thing..."

Zhang Daman was about to say the second thing, so he widened his eyes and pushed Zhang Daman, pushed him back a few steps, and roared, "Get out of the way, your soft-bossed Zhang Daman's name is only available today? The entire Shike Village is full of... "

Before the word "Zhi" was said, no one could see clearly. Zhang Daman was so quick to move. He grabbed Xiang Guoyuan's crotch and twisted it hard.

Xiang Guoyuan screamed "Ah" and bent down in pain, "Zhang Daman, I fuck you..."

Still, the word "mom" was not spoken out, Zhang Daman pulled Xiang Guoyuan's life root and dragged it over hard, lifted his knee, "crack", and pushed his knee towards Xiang Guoyuan's life root.

"ah!"

Xiang Guoyuan let out a tragic sound, fell to the ground, covered his crotch with his hands, rolling in pain.

Zhang Daman took a step, stepped on Xiang Guoyuan's crotch, slowly squatted down, grabbed Xiang Guoyuan's clothes on his chest, and grinned twice, "You are the village party secretary. Is it rude that your mother didn't tell you that it would be very rude to interrupt others?"

Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian were stunned and thought Xiang Guoyuan was a very hard protective umbrella. Unexpectedly, Zhang Daman was so crazy that he didn't say much and just started working.

Especially when Zhang Daman was dragged towards Guoyuan's lifeline, Yang Ronghua seemed to hear the sound of egg shattering, and the base of his thighs contracted.

Zhang Daman twisted and swollen towards Guoyuan, and continued word by word: "The second thing is that I am here to get the brother of my distant cousin's aunt's uncle, the land certificate of my private land next door. After hearing that Yang Ronghua was expropriated by the village committee, is this a matter?"

"Zhang Daman...you...you are such a bad guy...you are finished!" The lean camel was bigger than a horse. After all, Xiang Guoyuan was wearing the little village skin, which was much harder than Yang Ronghua.

"Hahaha, branch secretary, you really told me right. I'm just a troublemaker, but it's not certain who is the one who is finished!"

Zhang Daman turned his foot on Xiang Guoyuan's crotch a few times, increasing his strength.

A coin is taken!

Xiang Guoyuan's lifeline is really fierce. He can still bear it by being so ravaged by Zhang Daman. No wonder Li Fengxian had an affair with him.

"ah!"

Xiang Guoyuan screamed in pain and waved his hand quickly, "Zhang Daman, spare my life, please let me go."

snort!

What a hard bastard, how can he not give in under such a threat?

Xiang Guoyuan begged for mercy, while fumbled out from his pocket, took out a dilapidated land certificate and handed it to Zhang Daman.

Zhang Daman turned his face away, glanced at Yang Ronghua proudly, took the land certificate, opened it a little, glanced at it, and confirmed that it was the land certificate left by Lao Wang next door, and he stuffed it into his pocket.

He stepped on Xiang Guoyuan's crotch and relaxed his strength a little, and he still had a grin that could not be understood. "The third thing, I heard that you have occupied my land and cultivated it, right?"

Xiang Guoyuan said "Ah", "Daman, ancestor, grandpa, it's my fault, I will give it back to you with a lot of money."

Zhang Daman let go of his feet, Xiang Guoyuan covered his crotch with both hands, curled up in a ball, and his forehead was already beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down.

He squatted down and slowly helped Xiang Guoyuan up, grinning, "Secretary, you know that in the entire Shike Village, there is no longer a kind person as kind as me, right?"

Xiang Guoyuan didn't expect Zhang Daman to use this trick. He was used to bullying Zhang Daman and was about to curse, "Zhang Daman, you..."

He looked at Zhang Daman's gloomy face, and he swallowed the words he said to his mouth.

His heart was filled with the five flavor bottles, and his mind was trapped by endless doubts. Dog said, what happened to Zhang Daman, this soft guy?

When did it become so scary? Is he still the soft persimmon that anyone can pinch?

Don’t look at his kind face, as fierce as a wolf who has been hungry for a long time, with scarlet and bloody eyes, and a disagreement, he will kill him.

"Besides, we are all from Shike Village. Being able to live in the same village is a blessing that will be cultivated in several lifetimes!"

Zhang Daman began to bombard his brainwashing style.

Who wants to be in the same village as you? You are so damn good at crushing my eggs. Sooner or later, one day I will kill you.

"Ahem, that branch secretary, we must pursue a harmonious society and make money. For a better tomorrow in Shike Village, we must be united in the officials and people, and shine for the development of Shike Village!"

When Zhang Daman said this, his voice and emotion were both full of emotions, and he almost believed it himself.

Even Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian felt that his official speaking was sore in his stomach, and he was about to vomit after listening.

Zhang Daman stood up suddenly and clapped his hands, "Okay, branch secretary, I won't delay your life. Remember what you promised me, I'll leave!"

He said that this "Sun" that was busy every day was particularly emphasized, but his eyes were sharp swords passing by Li Fengxian.

Li Fengxian's heart trembled when he saw this look, as if he had seen him stripped naked and was having sex with Xiang Guoyuan, his face turned red for no reason.
Chapter completed!
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