Chapter 105 It's absolutely sold out(1/2)
Jia Hongxiang entered the shop, and Sima Keer laughed and kept celebrating the victory.
Wen Deguang said: My sister is very good at using the divisive strategy. How do you know that she is afraid of listening to this?
Sima Keer said: This is too simple. His family is a gangster business. Her character is also a martial artist who loves to spend money when she looks like a pearl and jade! Her brother definitely doesn't like her spending money. When I said I married her, she said I was a mismatch, instead of saying I was talking nonsense! This means that his brother must have done something similar. When I think about it, she will definitely fall into the trap! It's really good!!
Wen Deguang said: OK! You are so smart~! But Jia Hongxiang’s martial arts are still very good!
Sima Keer said: I'm here to play the game, not to kill her, I haven't used my ultimate move yet! Don't think I can't beat her!
Master Hua Jian said: What is the most important thing for you if you are okay? Then say that you are the best martial arts in the world~! You are so strong!
Sima Keer said: Don’t force yourself to challenge the major sects! You will talk about me!
Sima Bingbing said: Don’t quarrel with others and you two fight again! You two have to force them! Brother-in-law, let’s have a kick in the game, what should we eat and drink? Those who have no food or drink stand here?
Wen Deguang said: Why are you worried? I'll take you in to eat fish! We didn't do anything, did we talk. He couldn't help but sell it to us, right? He asked us and said we were watching the fun.
Qi Zhao said: Brother-in-law, you are so amazing! Your elder sister and Keer are waiting for you to take Master Hua Jian, you three go eat fish first!! Go!!
Wen Deguang said: This is what you said, I'm leaving, let's go to have dinner first. Let the three of them wait.
Master Hua Jian said: Then go! Don’t worry about my second brother-in-law paying for the money I packed it out! I have to eat his family. You should be hungry for a while! Let’s go~!
When these three people went in, they saw that there were not many people in the store, only two guys! When they saw the customer, they quickly said: What should I eat?
Master Hua Jian said: Come on, this is eating fish! Then why don’t you go and see it when you make such a fierce thing outside just now?
The guy said: You can't go to see this. The young grandmother of the boss said that anyone who comes to propose marriage has nothing to do with us. She has nothing to do with us. If she goes out to watch the fun or participates in the battle, she will not pay any wages.
Master Hua Jian said: Why do you often propose marriages?
The guy said: Our young grandmother asked the boss to write a notice who can marry her girl out and get 100 taels of gold? You didn’t read it at the entrance of the village? But you haven’t married yet!! Less gossip, how much does it cost to fish?
Master Hua Jian said: Then the person who came to propose marriage could not be sold to you for dinner?
The guy said: Of course, not all the people who come to propose marriage are outsiders who know that no one dares to ask for it. There are also those who say that they can’t get married when they get married. As long as you pay for the meal, it’s fine! I’ll sell anyone who comes!!
Master Hua Jian said: There are six items like steaming and braised, and there are no fear of big deals or spending money. There are twelve items in total!
The guy said: That's precious, don't regret a fish with two taels of silver! That's a coolie and a half month's salary! If you don't give it money, you won't be able to pay it. This is when our girl is not there. If the girl is there, you have to add one tael! The staple food is pancakes and rice!
Master Hua Jian said: Eat fish first! Then talk about the staple food. Take a jar of wine! Is fifty taels enough?
The guy said: You can’t use thirty taels! It seems that you are a rich man. You are so refreshed and don’t be afraid of spending money.
Master Hua Jian said: Okay, I'll call them all in.
Wen Deguang said: Go and call me! I really didn't expect that there would be such a notice to marry my sister! After a fight, you are not allowed to watch the fun and still run a business. It's really a seller! Is this kid really dare to spend fifty taels enough? Fifty taels is the monthly money of ten imperial guards!!
Sima Bingbing said: You are stingy!
Wen Deguang said: Let’s pay for this~~! I wonder if there were so many people who had no food to eat at the beginning? My dad and his hometown were all in. At that time, there was no help from brother-in-law or sister, so I sighed~! Now that I am relaxed, don’t forget the sufferings of the past~!
Sima Bingbing said: Then we go to big cities to eat free Rarer exclusively! It’s just that there is a brand missing!!
The two of them waited for Qi Zhao and Sister to come in and the fish were placed up and started eating.
Sima Bingbing said: How does this fish taste like with brother-in-law? How about Biraer's exclusive food?
Sima Keer said: What specializes in food supply from Raerer?
Qi Zhao said: The taste is quite fresh! But it doesn’t cost money.
Sima Keer said: What is exclusive food supply?
Qi Zhao said: I won’t say this anymore, so I only provide food for food without spending money. Does Bingbing want to eat in a single room with elegant seats?
Sima Bingbing said: That doesn’t cost money~!
Sima Keer said: The more landlords are, the more stingy you are. You still don’t want to spend money on the full box of gold and silver! Don’t think it’s too that~!
Sima Bingbing said: You know what you haven’t lived a hard life. How much does it cost to eat and drink thousands of people in a month? We were paid for it! Think about what the concept was when my father-in-law sold all his property and sold it all out?
Sima Keer said: Vulgar! Vulgarity! We spend money all the money from our grandfather, and never think about it! Grandpa doesn’t care if you don’t pay for it, I still don’t think about it! I don’t believe that eating two fish will make you pauper.
Here is a bickering, someone outside said: Let me see who said I gave him money?
Jia Hongxiang said: If you don’t give others money, can you say that? You don’t admit it? You know, just listen to your wife. I bought a few decorations and he looked at me and secretly said that I was a prodigal! You even gave me money if you didn’t say anything about the family affairs! Besides, if you said that you wouldn’t let me marry someone as a concubine~! She also proposed to marry someone as a concubine!
The answer is: Stop saying I'll see who she is! You're not here to tease us!! Don't shout, okay, your sister-in-law will have to talk a lot of nonsense when she hears it! Wait until I investigate it clearly!
Qi Zhao said: There are all kinds of wonders!
Sima Keer said: I don’t care if you go on the battle yourself~!
This came from the back cousin. Jia Hongxiang said: Just the woman was wearing two guns beside her, and she said you gave her money!!
Jia Lingyun was very polite and clasped his fists and said: You are all here! I must have read my notice! I made it clear that after getting married, I have a hundred taels of gold! Why did you say I gave you money? My sister is unwilling to forgive you, isn’t this a problem for me?
Qi Zhao said: This must be the great hero Jia Lingyun! To be honest, we didn’t see the notice you wrote. We just wanted to find an excuse to see how your brother and sister’s kung fu can have a meal.
Jia Lingyun said: OK, you are still straightforward, and you are talking about your purpose. This means to make fun of my family and play the game~~! Let’s say a thousand!
Qizhao said: I'm going to Qizhao! I heard that you have good skills and I want to see you! But don't worry, I'll pay for the money to settle the score after I finish eating the fish?
Jia Lingyun sneered and said: Mr. Jia is not short of these meals! I am filial to you if you don’t have to spend money on treating us! But you have to take real effort to tease us!! You eat my sister first, let’s go and prepare~~!
After saying that, Jia Lingyun pulled his sister to the back hall!
Sima Keer said: You are okay and have a way to become a special food supply~~!
As soon as the words were finished, a man came in at the door. Wen Deguang recognized him at first glance. He looked at the big yellow cloth and had a fat man with two steel whips on his back! The one who came was the Hong Dashen Turmeric Ancestor.
Wen Deguang stood up and said: It turned out that Jiang Daxia Guang came here to invite me! Sitting beside me, why do we always know each other and have a drink? Do you still know Wen Deguang?
The Turmeric Ancestor was not polite, but swayed to Qijin and said: It turned out to be a great official! In the past, you knocked me out and smashed my bones and I could know your bone marrow~! Why are you so polite today?
Master Hua Jian said: Brother Jiang! Do you still remember it? Mr. Hua is polite here!
Turmeric Zu said: Have you come to challenge? Are you challenging Jia Lingyun or the Grand Official?
Wen Deguang said: Don’t keep talking, my name is Wen Deguang~!
Turmeric Zu said: I know what you are calling, aren’t you the eldest son of the Golden-faced Pig King of Hell Fire?~! That would scare me to death?
Master Hua Jian said: Brother Jiang, I am not here to challenge anyone, I am here to eat fish taste~! Please sit down! The guy brought another pair of chopsticks. How did you feel like you didn’t eat garlic today?
Turmeric Zu said: Do you still remember this? I forgot~! Who is this person wearing red clothes?
Qi Zhao stood up and said: I have met Brother Jiang in Xia Qi!
Turmeric Zu said: I look like one person! I am sitting here to provide nutrition to the flowers!!
Sima Keer couldn't help but say: I heard that you like to record the names of beautiful women, and there is a book of incense?
Turmeric Zu said: No, I lost the bet on the Xiangpu to someone else! Have you heard of Li Kexin? It was just for her. And she didn't let me tell you about this!
Sima Keer said: Didn’t you say it again? I guess you still remember to write another book of what you wrote yourself~!
Turmeric Zu said: If you can't lose, you will have to keep your word if you lose! A man is born in the world and spits in the world, he is a Dinger! If you can't say anything, it doesn't count! Who are you?
Master Hua Jian said: She is my fiancée and is called Sima Keer!
Turmeric Zu said: It’s a pity that if you lose a few days later, your name will be written on it. But I lost the incense book and it’s gone! What a pity! Are you delicious to eat this fish?
Wen Deguang said: The one you bought with money must be delicious!
Turmeric Zu said: Don’t you drive me away this time? Are you no longer in power?
Wen Deguang said: Then what do you mean? The power is even greater. In the past, I was a fifth-rank official and now I am the prince!! If I don’t drive you away this time, I want to use you to be a general for us! Do you dare to go to lead troops to the battlefield?
Turmeric Zu said: You should take you down soon! After Yang Yong is finished, you can still be upgraded to a prince? Now you and I are equal to the people of the Sui Dynasty! You are not qualified to drive me away. You are too artificial to pretend to be approachable!
Sima Bingbing said: Do you really think we are unpromising?
Zhu Mengzu said: Who are you? I didn’t tell you! The most promising person here is Master Hua Jian and then I am.
Qi Zhao said: Look at this! Yao'er Ye, show him Wen Deguang's seal!!
Sima Mingzhu understood as soon as she heard this, and took out the golden seal of the palace coach of Gaochang State and said: Look at me, he is his seal officer! This is the seal of the imperial palace coach of Gaochang State! When I saw it, you didn’t recognize the handwriting on it!
When Turmeric Zu saw that Huang Dangdang and Golden Cancan, a large seal weighed three or four pounds! Then he said: Put the seal face up and I will see it! Is it true?
The turmeric ancestor looked at it and said: "You can't say it's very real! It's written on it, right?
Sima Mingzhu said: Are you okay, do you still know the words?
Turmeric Zu said: You can see through what you said, I am such a promising person!! Tell you that you don’t know how to look, I can still speak foreign languages in the surrounding countries of the Sui Dynasty. I am the most promising person. The names of the beautiful women in my incense book are written in different languages in ten languages. I think I showed them to Wen Deguang to prove my own literary talent. He didn’t know the dog and kicked me out. He still thought he was a madman! I showed my foreign language skills at that time!
Wen Deguang said: You scolded me well! I just thought you were perverted and didn’t do serious things! It turns out that you can only be considered a mistake by showing your foreign language!! Who told you to say that it was a beautiful woman’s name without saying it thoroughly at that time? Can I not drive you out? Then what else can you do?
Zhumeizu said: I have many skills, so I won’t tell you. You are not my superior now! Your seal is from Gaochang State and not from the Sui Dynasty. Don’t miss me!! You can’t control me.
Then Qi Zhao said: Brother Jiang, what position do you hold now? How much is your monthly salary? Learn to sell goods to the imperial family~!
Turmeric Ancestor said: I don’t like ordinary officials who are too young to have a monthly salary of less than 300! I am seeking an official who can earn 350 taels of silver. At least it must be a third rank!! Come on, don’t eat fish while talking! It’s so festive! I’m here to get 100 taels of gold! Come on, I’ll bring another jar of wine!! I just heard that Jia Lingyun said that he invited him to pay for this meal, why don’t he ask for another jar of wine! You are so stupid. Otherwise, you are unpromising.
Sima Mingzhu said: I will accept you as a salary of 350 taels per month. You will be a general for me! I am wronged that you, the popular general!! What do you think?
Turmeric Zu said: Is there still a chance to get promoted? When will I get a salary?
Just as he was talking about this, the two brothers came and brought a three-pointed, two-edged knife to change into tight clothes and stood at the door and said: How can you eat it?
Turmeric Zu said: This general's monthly salary of 350 taels of silver is here, why are you yelling about?! Your sister has given me 100 taels of gold and it's okay for you to marry me! You will be as happy as you want from now on.
To be continued...