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Chapter 14 The tortoise is jealous

Life is passing by in the blink of an eye, and one horse is far away. I will say that I will run thousands of miles a day. I will wrap monk's clothes in the world of Chang'an, the old master, the children's interest, and the Tianshan Mountain escape. The young man and the old man tied the white horse, listened to a few horse hooves? The eight-law spirit turtle and magpies, and the Lord rode a donkey~! The two cut wood in the mountains saw each other and fell into the mud and said that the old horse was not easy for the beast to come out~!

The Silk Road team was traveling, and he joined the army. Qian went out of the brigade and opened his mouth. It was difficult to sing Li Ling in front of Su Wu's tomb. Who is the traitor and who is the loyal? One horse and two people in Kunlun East.

You can't have too many climaxes, nor can you dry up the deep valleys, and the streams pass by. The turtle is hungry! I didn't have breakfast, and I rode my horse and ran away for about an hour and a half. The old owner Zhijue came to a restaurant to hold the horse, jumped off the horse and said: The store owner feeds the horses, and I want to eat a bowl of vegetarian noodles, and I will give more money to the forage. The child sat down and looked at the old monk's face and said: Are the little turtle hungry after we have eaten?

The old monk said: A turtle will never starve to death~!

Qi Zhao said: So what do turtles eat? Can turtles eat vegetarian noodles?

The old monk smiled: The turtle does not eat vegetarian noodles.

Qi Zhao said: Why?

The old monk said: The turtle is jealous of people who eat vegetarian noodles because they are reluctant to spend money and don’t buy meat to eat~!

Qi Zhao said: I understand~ Does turtles eat meat? But there is no meat in the water! Why do turtles always stay in the water?

The old monk said: Amitabha~! The turtle eats fish and shrimps in the water and sometimes birds~! Do you know what turtles like to eat the most? Tell you that the turtle loves to eat the most is swallows~!

At this time, someone suddenly said: Hurry up and say why turtles like to eat swallows?

The old monk looked up and saw that there was a blind man standing in front of him. He looked at him and rolled his eyes!

The old monk smiled and said: Haha, do you want to know? That's because the insects that hate on the water are flying, and the turtle poked its head out of the water, just like a wooden stick, many insects will be attracted by the smell. Swallows are about to eat insects. At this time, the turtle can eat the swallow~! Swallows think that the turtle's head is a place to settle down! They want to land on it and eat the swallow with one mouth. It's better to eat a bird three tael than half a pound of beasts~! These are all famous quotes of turtles.

Qi Zhao smiled and said: What the old man said is good, let’s talk about it~!

The blind man said: What a bullshit! I asked him why he likes eating swallows so much! But he said he would rather eat a bird than a half pound of animals! Can a turtle speak?

The old monk said: Donor! The old monk is coaxing the child~! Why do you have to be serious~!

This person said: Nonsense! People say "Xia Yan" Qiu Feifei away. If I am blind, you are blind? Are you scolding me~!

Qi Zhao said: He didn't scold you~!

This guy said: Kid, you know nothing! I asked a turtle bastard to bet here today~! The code is to eat a bird but not a pound of half a pound of beasts! Since I can't see my eyes, don't know if my heart is not blind? Get out of here! Don't hurt you~! Old monk, your mouth is too powerful~! Look at the trick~!

At that time, he quickly opened his mouth and shot his jujube pits and shot straight into the old monk's face! It was too late to prevent it. Fortunately, the old owner Zhijue would have to sting in if it was someone else's head. Because it was too close! The old monk had to do something disgusting. His butt was raised up and his body was slightly higher. He opened his mouth and slapped the jujube pit and bit it with his teeth.

This person with blind eyes and ears is very useful. He knew that it was wrong when he heard the sound. He swung his big stick around and hit it in the sound. It was so ruthless. The old monk didn't dare to dodge when he saw that the situation was not good. Because he wanted to avoid the child, he had to get the stick! So he didn't care whether he was dirty or not. His tongue was hitting the person's hand. The stick trembled and slowed down a little. The old monk hugged the child and rushed out of the door. This bowl of plain noodles was beaten. The soup was splashing everywhere. The person with steaming faces were all noodles~~! This man kept scolding you a turtle bastard~! The old monk turned around and said to the waiter without saying a word: Brother! This is Cao's money for the noodles! The old monk can't afford to offend you, so he left!

After saying that, he led Qi Zhao and held Qi Zhao without having enough food to continue going west~~! While running Qi Zhao, he asked: Why did he hit us?

The old monk said: He is blind~! You don’t know, this person is so powerful that we can’t afford to offend him! He is the leader of the five fears. If he walks slowly, the four will not be able to leave~~!

Qi Zhao said: Then do you still know him? Are you deliberately scolding him?

The old monk said: It wasn't at first, but later he rolled his eyelids and pointed it at me, and he started scolding him~~!

Qi Zhao said: Then he knows you know him? Who is that turtle bastard?

The old monk said: Don’t say that bullying the blind man is disgraceful~! He will just curse him a few times~! Amitabha~~! Good! I can’t help it when I live at this age~!

Qi Zhao said: We still have to have a meal!

The old monk said: When I arrive in Chang'an, I will buy you delicious food~! I won't let you eat it with me.

Speaking of Chang'an, when I saw Qi Zhao selling meat buns on the roadside, he said: I want to eat meat buns!

The old monk took out a few old money and handed it to Qizhao and said: You can buy it yourself and I can't go there. I am a monk. Do you know?

Qi Zhao bought the buns and took them to eat them. The old monk took the child on his horse and said: You should not stay for a long time when right and wrong! Let's go quickly~!

Qi Zhao said: Then you won’t eat it anymore?

The old monk said: I still have to eat it! Let’s eat it while walking~!

The old monk took out the dry food and a kettle and ate it while walking. Qi Zhao also ate the bun and drank a few sips of water. Then he carried it all the way to the world.

The land of Longxi is just around the Xiamo Avenue. There are so many shades of trees on horseback. Qi Zhao went to bed. When he woke up, he was already living in a shop. He didn't ask where it was. He wanted to eat something delicious, which was the task. He didn't know when the old monk got a chicken and two meat buns. He stuffed it to Qi Zhao and said: Eat quickly! It's almost midnight~!

Qi Zhao was not polite, either of them, but they didn't have chopsticks. It was very sweet because I was hungry! After eating, I wiped my mouth and remembered his turtle. I took it out to see the remaining chicken and fed it to the turtle! The old monk didn't care and let him fiddle with it! Don't say that this little turtle really ate chicken~! Qi Zhao laughed happily after seeing it. At this time, the old monk said: Why are you laughing at?

Qi Zhao said: The turtle is eating meat~!

The old monk said: Child! Do you know martial arts?

Qi Zhao said: Of course it will~!

The old monk said: If you are full, you will exercise~! Show me a martial arts~~!

Qi Zhao said: Okay, that's up to you to give me chicken.

After saying that, he stood up and hid the little turtle in the box in the bag. Then he stretched out his arms and legs and punched him. He was very stylish~!

The old monk squinted his eyes and said: Who taught you?

Qi Zhao said: It's my grandfather! This is called the Three Emperors' Cannon Fist! Look, this is just bowing your head and holding the Fish Tongtian Cannon!!

This performance almost made the old monk laugh~~! Qi Zhao asked: Is it funny why are you laughing?

The old monk smiled and said: OK! OK! It’s a material for martial arts practice~! But just your cannon fist is not considered a martial arts skill!

Qi Zhao doesn’t like to hear that: My grandfather said this is Kung Fu! People should learn to use their brains and only know how to fight and scold people, but are not good kids.

The old monk said: I will teach you a few tricks, are you willing to learn?

Qi Zhao said: Just learn! Who is afraid of whom?! I don’t want to sleep now and there are no children playing with me. Then I have to learn from you.

The old monk said: What are people most afraid of?

The child said: I'm afraid of spanking~!

The old monk said: OK then! Come here and I will teach you how to read the painting!

After saying that, he took out a book from his bag. The drawings were all villains and then he said: You can follow the postures of these villains on the first page of this painting~!

Qi Zhao walked over and looked at him for a few moments, then started a practice on the ground. The old monk also helped to correct his posture and practiced several times. He said to Qi Zhao: Is it hot? Qi Zhao said: Of course it is hot!

The old monk said: What do you want to eat?

Qi Zhao said: I want to drink cold water!

The old monk took a sip of water from the kettle and put it in his mouth! Then he sank the dantian and Yiguan Sanyinjiao, and moved the true qi to Qinglengyuan, put his index finger into his mouth and silently used Yuangong, but he saw white breath in his mouth, and then opened his mouth to take out a piece of ice. The adults looked at it and looked fresh. Qi Zhaoyi was fascinated. It felt so comfortable to touch the cold with his hands~! He immediately came to the gods and said: I want to learn this!!

The old monk said: If you want to learn, you must do whatever you want. I will say what to do.! Your body is poisonous and not suitable for learning the Kung Fu of Sun Gang. So I will teach you this kind of yin and cold kung Fu! Remember it~! When you get into Kunlun, it will be much easier for you to learn the Kung Fu of Kunlun God~! You see me sitting down like this. Thinking of a white ball under your navel. Then you think of the white ball emitting seven-colored light. It will turn all over your body. Inhale and think of Amitabha Buddha's word A to turn your whole body into white. It's that simple.

Qi Zhao said: Is this too easy to freeze ice after a while?

The old monk said: No~~! Because you haven’t mastered it yet, you don’t have internal strength, so you can’t. If you want to freeze, you have to do what I said~!

This is how Qi Zhao is very obedient~~!

After walking and stopping for more than ten days, I had already left Yangguan and left the Sui Dynasty. I followed the Silk Road to Qilian Mountain and saw that the top of the mountain was white from afar. The language was not smooth. I was all driven by the dry food I brought. Here I was sparsely populated. Originally, Kunlun went up the mountain from the east and followed the old path of the Yellow River. But it was not possible to walk without a horse. So I had to detour along the Silk Road to the foot of the Tianshan Mountains before I could get food and drink supplies.

Many years of experience have accumulated. At this time, more people ride donkeys! More people say things that don’t understand! More people wear white hats and cover their faces~! More camels! More people disrespect monks, and they believe in the Lord and do not believe in Buddhism~! So when buying dry food, they have to summon them to buy monks and buy them but don’t sell them. If they don’t agree with money, they can only spend money~! And if they don’t understand, they have to gesture with their hands~! There are so many sufferings~! Occasionally, they meet someone who speaks Chinese or Uyghur.

I asked people to buy things and had to give me a tip. So the money in Xiongkuohai is really useful~! It is real money, and it is universal all over the world. I agreed to see you at the foot of Tianshan Mountain. But when I got to the place, I didn't see anyone. Finally, I fought and scolded the blind man once. I didn't leave. The old monk taught Qizhao's martial arts. Day by day. Seeing the autumn wind ripening the grapes~! Play the drums and sing the songs!! Amida comes to sell it.

The grapes are coming!! A poisonous insect was lying on the ground, called the ice silkworm, the coldest cold of the Yin. Qi Zhao was only looking at the grapes. The poison quietly climbed onto Qi Zhao's feet and he didn't realize it~! The Turpan grapes tasted similar to Chinese, so Qi Zhao understood and wanted to eat them as soon as he heard them. But Amita saw that the ice silkworm climbed onto Qi Zhao's feet and quickly spoke inconveniently. Qi Zhao looked at his face and said: Why are you scolding me? I didn't mess with you~!
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