Chapter 163 Chapter 163
A fortune teller came to tell me that the evil spirit was so bad. The people here didn't care. They started ordering dishes. Sima Keer said: Those who believe in Buddhism should change to a table and monks and laymen are together. Brother-in-law, please accompany your Buddha to eat vegetarian food! I don't have a place to eat meat.
Qi Zhao said: It's okay, I'll pursue my childhood memories. I've been eating vegetarian noodles with the old monk for seven or eight years, but it's quiet. Then I'll eat vegetarian food with Master Buddha. I'll be no longer responsible for ordering food. Let's go there~!
The old monk said: It's better not to get mixed up. But you are used to eating three meats and five sicknesses and will you feel too light when you eat knife-cut noodles with me? Can you recite scriptures when you are with your old master?
Qizhao said: I can recite Amitabha Buddha. I have also heard many Buddhist stories. I know the words I learned from Buddhist scriptures. I have never read the Confucian Analects of Confucius and I have never read the Book of Songs. Come on, let’s go to the table on the corner of the wall. No one will disturb me. I will also discuss Buddhism with you.
After saying that, he stood up and two people, monks and secular people came to the table at the corner of the wall and sat down. Waiting for vegetarian noodles. After ordering the dishes, the guy walked over and said, "The Buddha doesn't make a few vegetarian dishes to eat?" Fried tofu, fried gluten and mixed with cucumbers, and changed the taste of vegetarian dishes?"
Qizhao said: Then bring all the vegetarian dishes here. I am not afraid of spending money. I invite the master to vegetarian food. Don’t ask the Buddha if he eats it.
The guy said: That would be great, so I made ten vegetarian dishes and I would make the decision.
The old monk said: Let’s wait! If you don’t want so many, just make seven vegetarian dishes.
The guy said: Haha, it’s not a great monk to treat you, why should you save others? Besides, vegetarian dishes are only ten cents, and ten vegetarian dishes cost less than one tael of silver. Are you as for it?
The old monk said: There are rules for what you do. The Seven Buddhas and Tathagata~~! Go quickly, we are still waiting to go.
The guy turned around and left. The fortune teller spared and sat on the stool opposite him and said: This guest official can have dinner with the monk. Can you open it for me too? Let's do your fortune~~
Qi Zhao said: I really want to tell my life, but I don’t know that I was born that I knew that I was twenty years old this year. I’m afraid it would be difficult to get what I want. Otherwise, if I pay you, you’ll tell the life of the Buddha sitting opposite me? Look at the Buddha in front of me when he will become a Buddha~~!
The fortune teller said: If you can't bear to spend money to tell fortunes, it's fine, why bother tease me? How could the monk ask me to tell fortunes? But since you said that, I'm not polite. In addition to fortune telling, I can also look at faces. If you don't know your birthday, then the same is true for faces.
Qi Zhao said: Then you can give the monk opposite me a look and see if it is right. If it is right, I will give the money twice. Is it true? I will give the money too. Do you think this is interesting?
The fortune teller said: To be honest, I didn't come to the monk. He is already seventy-eighty and eighty years old. I just came here because you look good and have a good look. If you don't want to meet the monk, you won't be rich, and you won't be a wife or a child. They just eat grass and see how cows and sheep are you?
Qi Zhao said: What is the image of supporting the sky? Why didn’t I appear when I looked in the mirror? I had something wrong with my mirror? I didn’t realize it either. There are a few lotus flowers behind the mirror, which is also considered a image of supporting the sky. If you look in the mirror with me, you will also be the image of supporting the sky!!
The old monk applauded and said: "You are so good at speaking. The old monk has to pay the price to avoid it! He wants to pay the old monk to meet him, so thank you for your hard work. Just show me!! Look at how much is the bare bowl worth!
As soon as he finished speaking, the man put the vegetarian noodles on the table and said: I will tell you for free why you have to spend money on this bowl of vegetarian noodles? Vegetarian dishes and vegetarian noodles are all here to invite you to vegetarian food!
The fortune teller said: It's not auspicious! I met a monk and said that it cost two cents for plain face. Well, you will become a Buddha in two years. What I said is accurate.
The old monk said: Yes!! Let everyone calculate accurately and see correctly. I will pay the money as soon as possible. I have two years left. He said it too accurately. Give the money twice! I admit it~~! Amitabha!
Qizhao said: If you ask the Buddha and I ask God, then I will spend double the money and tell me how much!!
The fortune teller said: Not much money is enough for one tael of silver!
Qi Zhao said: Sorry, I really don’t have a tael of silver here. You can wait a while, and I will settle the bill and exchange some broken silver. I will give you money. Wait for a while. Or you can eat with us too? Don’t worry, I will give you a lot of money. Even if you make a good relationship, what do you think of Buddha?
The old monk said: The food is all the money you spent. You say what to do and I can’t control who you want to treat to. You can do it casually. The fortune teller invites you to dinner and you can come and sit down and eat.
At this time, the meal time was getting more and more people, and they were about to be full. Three scholars came in. They dressed up and knew that they were all white-sleeved and blue shirts in their hands. When they saw that there was an empty seat here, the three of them came over to sit down. When the fortune teller saw that if all three of them sat down, they would not have his seat. They quickly moved from the seat of the other table. In this way, there were two empty seats here and another table had an empty seat. After seeing these three, they smacked their tongues a few times, and then they took it apart without saying anything. However, the fortune teller's eyes were a little pale.
The scholar sitting at another table said: Two brothers and sisters, please say, are you interested?
The other two said: Please tell me, let me listen ~!
A single person said: The traitor took advantage of loopholes and went to the Su house. The last dynasty named Su was a high-ranking official. I was talking about the Su house. Are you right?
When the fortune teller said this, he rolled his eyes and looked at the scholar sitting alone, and then said: Eat the Buddha's offerings, drink foot washing water or get dirty. What do you want to do, it's God's will, how can you say half of Huangkouru's milk with a fishy and sour milk!! You know me and I know you. Sun Shan's famous man failed the exam and wanted to play with me! You are uncomfortable. You can wait until I finish eating. Hum~~!
Qi Zhao said: It depends on what you mean, you are not a fortune teller~~! It turns out that he is Mr. Su. May I ask if Mr. Su is born this year? What is the name of Daming?
The fortune teller replied: My name is Su Tianfei. Tian is the word "tian" in the sky and under the earth. Fei means that right and wrong!! This year is 42 years old. Do you ask me if I live a long life and I am very old?
Before Qizhao could answer the man sitting alone at the table said: Things change, things are always the same thing, people are different. They are scheming and complaining about the ugly self in the mirror, not saying that it is useless, but also thinking about the Taigong, who was 80 years old. You don’t think about King Wen’s work after writing the Book of Changes to tell fortunes.
Su Tianfei immediately stopped and said: "Little Boy, who are you talking about? After reading a few pages of despicable books, what do you want to do? My uncle Su, I am not a vegetarian. I will teach you a lesson. If you have the habit, you come with me and I will beat out all the shit in your stomach.
When the old monk heard this, he chanted the Buddha's name: Amitabha! Donor Su is so convenient. Everyone is eating politely. You are not a vegetarian monk, I am a vegetarian!!
Su Tianfei said: Well, if I don’t look at monks and Buddha’s faces, I won’t be as good as her. Talk less and I will deal with him after dinner.
The guy here comes and says: Why did the three guests have been opened today? How come Mr. Su is so lucky today? Someone invites you? Come and change the seats to Mr. Su, please give me a favor~! Three people please order food.
As soon as this said, it was obvious that the guy and these guys knew each other and wanted to adjust it. To be honest, it would be fine if they squeezed a little! But Su Tianfei didn't look at him like that and felt that he looked down on the person. He immediately said: No!! If it were the usual, it would be fine now. I can't do it now. I can't be in front of outsiders, and I'll be timid today!! Let others squeeze! I can't move!
The one on the other table said: Don’t let him squeeze the persimmons and it will rot and make everyone dirty. I don’t have to change it to the past, which is great.
Everyone laughed loudly when they said this. It didn't matter. Su Tianfei couldn't hold back his face. Su suddenly stood up and grabbed the scholar's chest. He swung his hand and a flowery face appeared on his face. With a snap, five bright red finger marks appeared on the scholar's face. The scholar touched his face with his hand and said: Hey, old boy, you are still beating you??? You are looking for death!! Go outside! Today, grandpa will teach you a lesson. I am here because I am friends with the shop owner. I won't fight back. Let's go out and fight. Let's see who fucks who is down.
After saying that, he turned around and pulled Su Tianfei out of the door and went outside. The two study students also stood up and followed them out.
Qi Zhao said: Master Buddha, let’s go out to see how the fun is? See how scholars fight?
The old monk said: Hey! Amitabha Buddha, how can I eat this vegetarian food after leaving? Well, I will make an exception to accompany you to see! What does this vegetarian food taste like with the fragrance of books?
After saying that, he stood up and walked outward, and Qi Zhao followed behind him. When he saw it outside, Qi Zhao was shocked! It turned out that he thought that the barbarians would fight and roll and kick the ground and kicked it. Who knew that it was not the case at all!! Both sides went back and forth and went back and forth, and there were twenty moves when they broke it up. Qi Zhao was a great expert. When he saw Su Tianfei's kung fu, he looked very amazing. The Three Emperors Cannon Plum Blossom Stud came out with a palm belt and a wind step and steadily pressed the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams. The young man jumped left and right and jumped with agility and was very special. He didn't use fists or palms to hold the posture of both hands. Only the ring finger and middle finger were straightened. The other fingers were bent inward. But I saw pink light coming out of the tips of the ring finger and middle finger. I didn't know what kind of kung fu was.
Qi Zhao said to the old monk: Master Buddha, I have a shallow understanding! What kind of kung fu did that young man use? Please teach me!
The old monk Dongli said: It's so rare! This is the first time I have seen this kind of kung fu, not to mention that it is your old monk, but I still know the name. That's it~~
Chapter completed!