Chapter 307 I am in a hurry to remember to wash the two concubines
Wu Wuzhong invited Canglangke back to Chang'an. However, Canglangke's answer was unexpected. He wanted to find Wu Feng Yunluoqun. When Qi Zhao heard this, Ma Xiang remembered that Wu Fengyun Luoqin was collected in his mother's hands. However, his face was not revealed.
I heard Wu Zhong say: Are you anxious when you are old Queer? You can’t find the Wufeng Yunluo skirt even if you go with them.
Canglangke said: Then you don’t have to worry. If they find it, if the Wufeng Yunluo skirt becomes dirty, I can help them wash it. I am willing to work hard. You don’t care.
Wu Zhong said: If a person has no taste and kindness, he can be treated as a donkey. I invite you if you don’t leave with me and others ignore you, but you just chase after you.
Canglangke said: I have shown my purpose and attitude. Wu Zhong, don’t you want to chase after me? That thing is a magical object of the beast clan. It’s good even if you can’t get a look~!
Wu Zhong said: I don’t want to see that. I just want to see that the fire mirror is a magical object! It can really make you fire! With that thing, I can pick the black iron in the cave in Tianshan Mountain to practice magical weapons.
Sima Xiaolin said: Are the black iron you are talking about? The iron is very long and long thing that is left by the ancestors of the Tocharo Kingdom when they came. It is not an ordinary thing. Be careful to offend the gods. If you offend the gods, it will not be fun. There are dwarfs guarding them there! It is also often said that "black, lonely, and love thick" will burn you to death.
Wu Zhong said: Then what else do you know?
Sima Xiaolin said: I have lived in Tianshan for decades and I know so much. What do you want to know?
Wu Zhong said: You call the ice gun but cannot fall. The gun head made by your Abyss Ice is said to be not afraid of fire. It is crystal clear and clear like cold ice. Even your eldest disciple Ding Yanping is reluctant to show it. Now that you are old, who are you going to pass that thing to? You will bring so many granddaughters, granddaughters and son-in-laws into the coffin? To be honest, I will also miss black, lonely, and spit fire. The head of those dwarfs is me~~!
Qi Zhaodao was not surprised when he said this. Instead, Sima Xiaolin was stunned and said: Are you not a member of the Orc?
Wu Zhong said: There are both sides! My mother is a Beast tribe. My father is a Black tribe. You don’t know this yet? My dead wife is the opposite of me. Her father is a Beast tribe, and her mother is a Black tribe.
Canglangke said: This is not your style. What happened to you today? Why did you reveal your family’s shame?
Wu Zhong said: Your family is ugly!! Your woman is so poor that she has no skirt to wear and wants to find a Wufeng Yunluo skirt?
Canglangke said: I'm so anxious, you'll join my so anxious team. Stop talking about family scandals and don't make public.
Wu Zhong said: I didn't gossip with you. You don't want to listen. You stand aside!! Because I saw Qi Zhao holding the Black Clan scepter in his hand, Shi Liangliang handed the scepter to him. I reported myself that it has nothing to do with your hometown scepter~~!
Qi Zhao said: Is this very important?
Wu Zhong said: Of course it is important! If the scepter is not in your hands, you are not the noble god of the Black Clan. Shi Liangliang holds the scepter, he is not the noble god of the Black Clan because he is a member of the Black Clan. He is not a woman of the Black Clan, so it is impossible for him to be the noble god. In addition to the golden robe mask of the Black Clan, there is also a fire mirror. The fire mirror is in the hands of your master Kunlun Divine Bei. That was the one that your master took people from the Black Clan when he participated in the battle between the Black Clan and the Beast Clan!! Didn’t he tell you?
Qi Zhao shook his head and said: I have never said this. He has never said anything about the Black Clan of the Beast. He just taught me martial arts and how to be a human being. I don’t like Black Clan when I took the scepter.
Canglangke said: Did you hear it? People don’t like black, lonely, and love roughness!!
Wu Zhong said: You don’t have to gloat. He has promised me that he will take me to see the Fire Mirror. He has the obligation to retrieve the Fire Mirror and return it to the Black Clan. Who asked him to take the scepter? Then he must travel to the Black Clan’s obligation to honor the gods. He will not be transferred because he likes or not. This is fate~~! Just like you, you used the phoenix wings to ask for the golden wings and want to retrieve the Five Phoenix Yunluo Skirt. The Phoenix is your ancestor. That’s not something you like or not, that’s your obligation. That Five Phoenix Yunluo Skirt is like the golden robe in the Golden-faced Pig King’s family, which is the same materiality. I know the stories of both families.
Canglangke said: You know, I didn’t want to hide it from you!! Do you know where the Wufeng Yunluo skirt came from? Keep showing off your power!!
Wu Zhong said: That skirt was from the mysterious feeling of Shaohao's Jintian clan, and it is also a product of the beast clan of Venus. Shaohao's mother is one of the four major guardians of the beast clan.
Canglangke said: You are so cruel! Why did you say I want to wash the Wufeng Yunluo skirt after I found it?
Wu Zhong said: Born from the fire. Jin Tianshi used fire to baptize. It was not water to bathe. The reason is very simple. When metal meets water, it will rust and no longer be as smooth as new. But once the metal is dirty and burned with fire, it will become more and more purity. Just like iron smelting is the same principle.
Canglangke said: Where did the Wufeng Yunluo skirt fall after Shaohao?
Wu Zhong said: You can't help me. This falls into the hands of the emperor's daughter Qingdu, which is Tang Yao's mother. This is the inheritance of two generations of imperial concubines. Later, Tang Yao was qualified to replace Zhi as one of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. It is also because of this skirt. Don't ask me who I will take next! It will be meaningless to say it later.
Canglangke said: Wu Nangua has a trick~~! I used to underestimate you.
Cao Yemu said: Don’t go down all the time. The children still have to eat seafood. I don’t have time to listen to you fart.
Canglangke said: Do you want to sing? Then just sing!! Don’t wait to speak, it’s better to fart.
Wu Zhong said: Do you want to make up for food? Look at how virtuous you look, you are so beautiful~!
Sima Xiaolin said: They are all older generations. When they talk to other children, they will joke with each other. Let’s talk to each other in another place.
Cao Yemu said: Children, please discuss yourselves and we will lead the horses and kick them for you! Don’t listen to meaningless words here. Go and prepare quickly. From here to the sea at Laoshan, Qingdao, the beautiful scenery is pleasant. You can see a mirage if you have the chance.
Sima Xiaolin said: He is right. You go to yours. Leave the horses in the inn by the sea and we will arrive. You get on the boat and we will take the dry road. Then Suzhou will be in harmony.
Wu Zhong said: Let’s summon your ancient Ziwei sword, which is also a divine object of the beast tribe. It also has a treasure called Longde. That is the treasure object that Cao Qingshe wants. Don’t be fooled and handed it over to him~~!
Cao Yemu said: Wu Naogua, what do you want to do?
Wu Zhong said: Also, your fish-turned jade is what the old monster wants. Don’t let him succeed if it can be matched with the ice gun.
Qi Zhao said: I can’t control the fish turning into jade in my brother’s hands~~! My father gave it to my second uncle. He is holding it in Xiao Yixiao’s hands!!
Sima Xiaolin said: Wu Zhong, you are not close to each other! Do you know? Fish cannot escape from the abyss. I have the ice eye and I got the fish and turned into jade. It is in the hands of my granddaughter Tian Jiafeng. You can't stop it.
Wu Zhong said: You old monster. I'm helping you, so that you won't be embarrassed to ask for something!! You're still saying that you don't appreciate it? The older you get, the less promising you are. Look out in the mirror and you are also extremely beautiful!!
Qi Zhao said: Master Brother, I promised to show the fire mirror. I will definitely find a way to do it! I will satisfy your wish. Then we will go to Laoshan to see the incomparable beauty~! We are going to sing food to enjoy the mirage before. Let's go and prepare~~! Let's set off to Laoshan, Qingdao immediately. Sing and eat seafood.
Tuoba Hemei said: Then I will follow you too!
Qi Zhao said: That's for sure, we are a family! My elder brother invites your grandparents and grandchildren to eat seafood! By the way, brother Su Hanbao, I want to invite you two to visit my house! Let's have fun on the sea for three days! By the way, where can I get off the boat?
Su Hanbao bowed and said: It’s better to obey your destiny than respect! That’s a big disturb. When I come back, I have to pass by me from now on to bring my samples!!
Hu Tianying said: Then we two are ungrateful and we have to take our bodyguards to your house!!
Qi Zhao said: No problem, I will pay for the travel expenses! I welcome anyone to go~~! Half an hour to prepare. Half an hour later. Let’s set off immediately. Let’s prepare separately!!
Cao Yemu said: I'm familiar with that place and I'll tell you that you'll be docking in Zhoushan. The scenery is also beautiful! There are also yellow croakers to eat. After arriving in Suzhou, I'll visit Taihu Lake!!
Canglangke said: It’s better to fart! Who doesn’t know Taihu Lake~~! It delays people’s best preparations. Just give you a stick. There are yellow croakers in Zhoushan. But when you get off the boat from Zhoushan in Suzhou, it’s far away. It should be that it’s close to get off the boat in Hulu Port!!
Wu Zhong said: Que'er is right in his hometown! Just after getting off the boat from Hulu Port for less than 200 miles, it is Suzhou.
Cao Yemu said: The children are going to play~~~ There is Guanyin Bodhisattva in Zhoushan~~~! Is Luojia Mountain in Hulu Port?
Qi Zhao said: Thank you for your advice from elders~~! I’m afraid I can’t make the decision at that time, let’s discuss it together!!
Sima Mingzhu said: I'll prepare you to chat here. You have a lot of knowledge.
Qi Zhao said: Then I'll talk here. You pack up and come to see me. Brother Wuzhong, are you going back to Chang'an?
Wu Zhong said: If I don’t go with him, I will definitely go back to Chang'an. Is there anything else you have?
Qi Zhao said: Nothing big is the matter. I heard from senior Canglangke that I should go into the Persian Gulf. Is this time the right place to go into the sea?
Canglangke said: What I said is that you go west and don’t go west after you go west after you go to the Persian Gulf. Didn’t I say anything I don’t want you to go to the China Sea?
Qi Zhao said: Then I will feel relieved. I am not worried anymore. Senior Brother Wuzhong comes to borrow a step to speak! I have some small questions and want to ask you separately.
Wu Zhong said, then go outside to chat! Sima Xiaolin said: Are you still carrying us on your back?
Qi Zhao said: This is the secret of the black tribe. I cannot do it!
Sima Xiaolin said: Then you guys go to the dark together! I won’t be annoying.
Wen Deguang also followed him outside. Qi Zhao took out the gold foil and showed it to Wu Zhong. Then he said: I took this out by Shanburi, the Hei tribe. Is this thing used against solar energy?
Wu Zhong said: This thing is found on the Dragon Sutra. You have to hold your head and kneel down in the direction of the Milky Way. Women must do it so that they can communicate with the gods. All of the records above are recorded.
Wen Deguang said: This is the same as the gold foil of the beast tribe! Men can definitely use it against the sun! Do you dare to do it first~~!
Wu Zhong said: Do you want to be deviant? That is dangerous!!
Wen Deguang said: Oh! How can you get a tiger's son if you don't enter the tiger's den? There are two of you here here to protect me. I'll come first! I'm not afraid of you, what are you afraid of!
Qi Zhao said: I am afraid that I don’t have enough time.
Wu Zhong said: Once the internal energy is reversed, it is very dangerous! The book says that it must be used when a woman is clean without Tiangui. You are a big man.
Wen Deguang said: If I understand, then don’t put it on my head. Try put it at my feet and facing the sun. Just the other way around.
Qi Zhao said: You are so brave~~! There are two Yongquan acupoints and one Baihui acupoint!!
Wen Deguang said: I will use my left foot when the man is left and the woman is right!! You don’t know, this thing is too tempting. I must try it first.
After saying that, they slipped their shoes, then sat cross-legged and meditated in Wuxin Yingtian. They patted the small gold foil on the Yongquan acupoint on the left foot. The two of them stared at Wen Deguang's facial expressions.
Chapter completed!