Sengcan smiled and said: Madam Qi, why are you laughing? Don’t laugh. This means that what I said is right. This is called "responsive to things".

Sima Mingzhu said: Don’t be angry. I don’t believe what you said is true. I suddenly remembered that wolf woman. The head should be the wolf’s head? Hehehehe!

Sengcan said seriously: Don’t laugh! Let me tell you the truth. There are two statements. One is like a wolf head when wearing a mask. The other is that she is born from a wolf. Why are you laughing at? The Turks are wolf species. Green eyes!

Qi Zhao said: I know everyone knows this. The Turkic people were born and developed later. It is said that they are quite cruel and have special rules. When they die, their parents first scratch their faces and bleed on their faces! Their funeral system is to not wear mourning. Are they too stupid?

Seng Can said: There are so many wonders in the world. Speaking of this, let’s talk about the Tielite tribes. This is the case!

Sima Mingzhu said: Let me put it in. What do you mean by Xuantian Si Nan Kang Yubu is a Turkic person?

Qi Zhao said: You are so stupid. My master didn’t say it! He is a Southern Barbarian. How could he be a Turkic person?

Sima Mingzhu said unhappily: It’s enough to be stupid with you. Why didn’t I hear it? Here is a werewolf. That woman is very beautiful? I said, is that wolf woman Buddha dead? Is I still waiting to listen.

Sengcan smiled and said: Hehehe, I shouldn’t say what the world is like. Otherwise, I would be ashamed of the Buddha’s education.

Sima Mingzhu said: You have already said it. Why not help others to be happy! If you are embarrassed to say it, then I will say it. If you think what I said is right, then nod your head. In this way, you will not offend the Buddha. For example, I think the wolf woman is not dead yet! You will nod!

Qi Zhao said: You'd better stop talking, now you're serious. Tiele!

Sengcan held up the teacup and said, "Listen to the pun, hold your hand and grow old together."

Qi Zhao said: Okay, I won’t be as familiar with her! Just say Kang Yubu! I will endure it.

Sengcan said: Hahahahaha, I’m done!

Qi Zhao was stunned and said: What did you say?

Sengcan said: Well, I'll say it again. Kang Yubu's hand is big and the other is small. The big hand is his own little hand. The wolf woman flew away with the spaceship made by Kang Yubu. But the relationship is deep. She reluctantly gave her one hand to her husband, pressed her husband's hand on her arm, and exchanged it with each other. The last sentence before leaving was "holding her hand and growing old together."

After hearing this, Qi Zhao laughed to the sky: Hahaha, Vajra is really good at telling jokes. Great wisdom meets endless Buddhism!

Sima Mingzhu said the opposite: she lowered her head and said, "It's so tragic! I want to cry. This is the trace of love! It should be called "Amaji". It's so touching. It's even more tragic than wearing mourning clothes.

Qizhao said: I am so happy! Haha. What do you mean is to cut off the sword and exchange it with each other? I said that Buddha said that monks should not lie!

Seng Can said seriously: Who told lies? If there is a lie, it was Kang Yubu himself who said it. I just honestly described it according to his original words.

Sima Mingzhu looked up at the monk Can and said: Is it okay to be more careful with the Buddha? It's so touching. I felt my chest numb. I just wanted to see that bloody scene. There was still blood dripping on the sword! It hurts!

Qi Zhao said: Madam! Don’t take the real Buddha to tell us that we should cherish the present moment, and that the husband and wife should be in love. The Buddha was taught. What a holding hand to grow old together! I was deeply impressed.

Seng Can said: Originally, it is just a matter of person's opinion. Troubles are Bodhi! I said Tielle is the same. That's called an iron-fisted policy. Tielle adopts a policy of grafting each other that you have me and I have you. Do you have a way to solve it?

After hearing this, Qi Zhao fell into deep thought. Sengcan held a teacup and drooped his eyes and stopped talking.

But Sima Mingzhu was still unsatisfied. Seeing that both of them were not talking, she stood up and walked to the place where the iron ring was hanging on the maroon. She said to herself: Oh! Mom! My chest was numb. It was so uncomfortable. Whose mother is this maroon? Why is this maroon so thick?

Sengcan said: That's not quite thick! If you add thousands of layers, it's almost the same.

Sima Mingzhu turned around and said: Master Buddha! Did you hear me? Did that wolf woman really fly away? What clothes are you wearing? They are thicker than this one?

That wolf woman didn't have a child or something?

Sengcan said: Haha, this is true. Alas! That wolf woman also left a kind of text. It is a pictographic text like our Chinese characters. I didn't lie. There are sculptures in the faraway place, ten thousand miles away from Guazhou. You can see it yourself. Monks don't lie! There are birds on the hieroglyphs there. Do you know freckles?

When Sima Mingzhu heard this, she sat down again, stretched her neck and stared at Sengcan and said: "I'm talking about Buddha. What does this freckles on her face have to do with aliens?" I heard my godmother in Hebei say, "If someone else's spits on this person's face, this person will have freckles." Is there any basis for this matter?

Qi Zhao said: Madam, can you say a few less words? I am thinking about it. You are really too noisy, just like the screams of sparrows.

Sima Mingzhu said: Oh! How to say it! Tielle is the chew in the mouth of a war horse, which is an iron chain. If it smashes any link, it will be scrapped. Do you still think hard like that? I tell you that the soldiers are divided into two groups. It is like iron pliers. After heating the chain and pulling it hard, it will open. Such iron pliers require two pairs of tearing in the opposite direction. So four main generals must set fire to it in the middle. This is the blacksmith's method.

Qi Zhao listened very seriously. After listening, he said: But the principle of tearing the left and right hands at the same time is not bad. The key is that the time for both hands to use force must be the same. It is easy for one person to do it. But how can a thousand troops achieve equal force on both sides? If one side has a strong strength on the other side and a small strength on the other side, it will be impossible to pull it away.

Sima Mingzhu said: Then cut it open. Concentrate the most advantageous forces to capture their leader.

Qi Zhao said: That's not OK. Their leaders are wandering around and living in a place without a fixed place. If you leave, it will be easy for people to surround and eat.

Sengcan said: Haha, are the stories I told useless?

Qi Zhao said: If it is useful, learn to use poisonous water with loneliness and love to use toxic water. Be scheming and calculating. Then he photographed a person sneaking in and finding Tiele's most authoritative woman to establish a relationship with her. Let her automatically give it to us with a military secret. Then he took him as a hostage and threatened him. That's it! But I am ashamed of this kind of behavior.

Sengcan said: It’s so stupid as if it’s wise. It’s really not good at it.

Qi Zhao said: This means finding a country close to Tiel and let them exchange hands with each other, making them inappropriate, being sad and unwilling to fight each other, learning from Kong Ming to attack the heart, using emotions to subdue it? God did this. Right?

Sima Mingzhu said: You should be the best at attacking your heart. If you take down their faith first, they will become a mess. Why not, Buddha, you should learn from the Master of Emperor Wu of Liang to promote Buddhism and help us. Otherwise, you should learn from the spirit of Master Bodhidharma to the ground for nine years and make the people believe you. We will kill two birds with one stone, and you will be able to save all sentient beings without bloodshed. How great is this to be able to save all sentient beings? I really can't think of a more brilliant way.

Seng Can said: Who is the national teacher of Emperor Wu of Liang?

Sima Mingzhu said: Of course, Emperor Wu of Liang himself. He became a monk and preached and cleaned in the temple. People said that selling himself as a slave is of great merit. If you do this, you will definitely be the emperor in the next life. You are not interested at all?

Qizhao said: Yes. Just take the hard work with Zhengfa Yanzang and go with me. After fighting the world, I will treat the emperor as you. I will build a big garden to live a comfortable life. How about you become the Bodhisattva Emperor?

Seng Can smiled and said: Do you think my skin is thicker than that piece of sackcloth? But I will tell you the truth. I will go there but will not use this form. Instead, I will wait for you to beat the world and give it to me voluntarily. I won’t tell you what will happen after I die, but I will wear mourning for you when I die?

Qi Zhao said happily: Then I won’t think about it anymore! I agreed. Go and prepare!
Chapter completed!