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Chapter 600 If you laugh three times, you are so deadly

Gu Long said: Men's Yang is different. Let's look at it inverted. That is the leitun at the top and six waters in the bottom and three waters. Confucius said, "If you see the tun, you will not lose your residence." It is not advisable to go out even if you keep your duties. You are very confused and you should be out of the house because you should be in the middle of the house. It is difficult to find a way outdoors, just like a child who is confused and stupid.

Sima Mingzhu said: I said, "You are scolding me in-laws?"

Gu Long smiled and said: That can't be said like this. This is called seeking truth from facts. This hexagram clearly means running away from home and living in a place, you will definitely be scolded like a silly child who is scolded by others.

Sima Mingzhu said: You are ruthless! I am going to learn from my master. I will learn from my skills. I will learn from my lessons.

Sima Bingbing said: Sister! Where did you go to learn from a master?

Sima Mingzhu took a peek at Kang Yubu and said: It's not certain for the time being. It's hard to say that I don't have a place to live.

Sima Mingzhu said: What should I do if you are leaving?

Sima Mingzhu smiled and said: You have a husband and in-laws. I'm leaving and I won't come back. There's nothing I can do! You just follow your elder brother-in-law to the Western Regions to expand your territory.

Sima Bingbing pouted and stopped talking. Shan Juezhen said: Why are Bingbing unhappy?

Sima Bingbing said: Of course, my heart is empty when my relatives are gone. I can't compare to you.

Qi Zhao said: Brother Gu Long, you said I was like Huang Feihu's wife and I was killed and only got out of the five levels? Does anyone want to harm my wife?

Gu Long smiled and said: That's a metaphor! How can you be like this? Just like a blind man asked me what the sun looks like? I answered that the sun is as big as a plate. As a result, he said that the sun can be cooked with cooking like a plate? What else can I say?

Qi Zhao nodded and said: OK, I admit that I am petty. Thank you for your explanation. Come on, I will toast you with a glass. I can only drink three glasses of wine.

Gu Long smiled and said: Haha, I said to my in-laws. I know I won’t get drunk. Let’s talk about serious business. When will I leave here?

Shan Juezhen said: By the way, what about my adoptive father, junior brother?

Qi Zhao said: I've gone to heaven! Master is a god and flew away! He said he could come back tonight. When everyone comes tomorrow, they will go on the road together to Chang'an.

Wen Deguang said: My elder sister said it was true or false to learn her skills? Who should I learn from?

Kang Yubu said: He went to learn martial arts as an apprentice for my wife, of course it was true! Kunlun God Bing went to heaven and sent the Mazhipa Shang.

Qu Fei smiled and said: I said, Brother Kang, why did you become this virtue if you are not old? You should be more than thirty years younger than me, right?

Kang Yubu said: What's the age of being ugly? I haven't had time to tell you yet. Are you willing to give me one of your star maps?

Qu Fei said: You and I have nothing to do with each other, so why do you want something when you open your mouth? My star map is not something that fell from the sky and is not a local specialty of my family. Sengcan told me in advance that he was solving the problem of being single for you. How was it solved?

Kang Yubu said: Oh! Do you know in advance?

Qu Fei said: That's natural! Sengcan and I have always had a relationship. If he asked for a star map, I will give it to you immediately. But if you want a star map, I have to consider it. I am afraid that you will be lost in the sky and cannot return home. If you want a star map, you can teach my disciple a few tricks! Maybe there are some discussions.

Kang Yubu said: Who is your apprentice?

Qu Fei pointed at Qizhao with his hand and said: It is Qizhao far away and near in front of him.

Kang Yubu said: He is the disciple of Kunlun God. Are you going to die of confusion? Did you recognize the wrong person? Besides, who doesn’t know that your halberd technique is the best in the world! He is shameless and not second.

Qi Zhao said: Senior Kang! Old Man Qu Fei is indeed my master.

Kang Yubu said: Oh, it’s me who should be fooled by this. Qizhao, I was the method of beating my father-in-law and mother-in-law in these two tricks! Do you want to learn it?

Qi Zhao said: Senior Kang. You speak so humorously. I really don’t know how to answer. I am very interested in having Zhentiangong at home.

Kang Yubu said: Since I shot the Tianlang, I saw the bow and saw the wound. I gave the bow to my son-in-law and used it as my daughter's dowry. But my son-in-law couldn't pull the bow. Can you pull it open if you are interested?

Qi Zhao said: I guess I can't pull it away either. My internal strength is not as deep as my Uncle Chen. I needless to say that he can't pull it away.

Kang Yubu said: Are there two senior masters who are not confident in speaking?

Qi Zhao said: This has nothing to do with self-confidence. The key is to look at the size of my ability. I have self-knowledge.

Kang Yubu said: Your master, Kunlun God, said that he taught you that martial arts are chivalrous and righteous. How many loyal ministers have you saved? How many Jeff's wife, filial sons and grandchildren have you assisted? Have you killed the rich and helped the poor? Have you helped the poor?

Qi Zhao shook his head and said: I have never done anything. I went down the mountain just to see my mother. I have never done anything good to help the poor and do good things.

Qu Fei said: What do you mean by asking this? This means that we believers are incompetent?

Kang Yubu said: Why are you anxious? I didn’t say you. Qizhao! I asked you what is the meaning of your life? What is the purpose of practicing martial arts?

Qi Zhao shook his head and said: I don’t know.

Kang Yubu said: Don’t say it badly. For the sake of money and enjoy women?

Qu Fei said: What are you saying, "You old love"? This is absolutely good material and you were so stupid! What do you want to do?

Kang Yubu said: You are not doing anything. You can’t block your mouth while eating? Otherwise, I will be a matchmaker and fill in the house for you by the daughter of Long Xin’s family?

After Kang Yubu said this, Qu Fei stopped talking and took the wine glass to drink and eat.

Kang Yubu said: Do you know why I was so coincidental that I hid under the table where Sengcan was drinking tea?

Qi Zhao said: Stop! Let me think about it very much! Let me ask you if Wen Ruming has any connection with your wife? I always feel that your wife is somewhat similar to Wen Ruming!

Sima Mingzhu was shocked and said: You said the ancestors of the wolf, right? I really have a bit of that meaning when I remembered you. Oh!

Tang He Miaoni said: Who am I talking about Wen Ruming? Is it the owner of the jade doll you mentioned?

Sima Mingzhu said excitedly: That's not that~~ She is my rival. The more I think about it, the more I am, the more I am thinking about it. I said that the decree you calculated is really accurate! I almost fell for it. I didn't learn anything about this martial arts. I can't make people make a profit from my loophole! Oh, it's such a provocation. I said, Senior Kang, why are you still showing your conscience?

Kang Yubu shook his head and said: I don’t know what you are talking about. I don’t know anything. I just don’t know! I just don’t know. What is chivalrous heart?

Qi Zhao said: Your question is chivalrous! I understand.

Sima Mingzhu said: What is the truth about the relationship between this Turk and your wife, the relationship between Sengcan and your relationship? Alas! Unfortunately, Sengcan is so cunning that he ran away first!

I heard the Buddha's name in the back hall: Amitabha! Who is saying that I was treacherous and ran away first? Can't you block your mouth after eating? I am here! If you have anything to say, please ask.
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