Chapter 75 Meng Fanhange's phantasmagoria
The little monkey jumped on his shoulder and grinned, and two people, one man and one woman walked out of the woods! It was broad daylight with the lantern in his hand.
While walking out, he said: Demonic! You give me the phoenix back!
The old man who was playing monkey said: I came to find the phoenix with a lantern and the phoenix had already flew away!
The man said: I'm ready and I'll catch you at night and look at you carefully with a lantern. Are you lying to me?
The old man who was playing monkey said: Thank you for your hard work! How do you want to catch me? I won’t go anywhere here!
The man said: Hurry back my heirloom jade phoenix! Don’t I beat you!
After saying this, the old man took out an object from his pocket, which was carved by a green phoenix. It looked crystal clear! It was so watery.
The old man said: It's OK this time! You will leave! I will give you this phoenix! Take it!
That person didn't expect it to be so happy! He said: Aren't you wearing a Taoist robe? How come you are a monkey-playing person now! You lied to me so hard!
The old man who was playing monkey said: Tell everyone how I lied to you.
The man said: My name is Meng Fanhan, I am the leader of the guard of the ceremonial guards who controlled the Da Ge in the army. Later, I was selected to be the foreman and followed the empress out. My leg was injured. In order to protect the emperor, I rewarded me, the phoenix. This is a good thing! I treasured it until now. But I was paralyzed and couldn't get up! It was this old guy who pretended to be a Taoist priest and said he could cure his illness! He saw that there was a treasure in my family and said that as long as I showed him the treasure, I could cure my illness. As a result, I showed it to him. It was the treasure in his hand! After he finished reading it
I gave me an injection and massage. Then I put my baby next to me! Then he left! But as soon as I went out, I saw that the baby was still there! But after drinking a bowl of tea, the baby turned into a brick! I put it in front of me! I got off the kang in a hurry! I took the lantern and chased me! I rushed to chase you quickly! I finally chased you! What magic did you use to turn my baby away? Why did you take off your Taoist robe? Why did you become a monkey so quickly? If I didn't listen to the sound, I wouldn't recognize you at all!
The woman also said: You are very beautiful in a Taoist robe. Why has you become like this now?
The little girl Tang Sui said: My master said you will definitely chase you! I didn’t expect you to come! My master has cured you, why would you hate us if you don’t say it?
At this time, the woman looked at the man, and the man looked at his wife and said, "This is really the case! I can actually go downstairs and leave!" I just focused on chasing the phoenix! I forgot that I won't leave anymore~!
The little girl said: This is my master’s way to cure you! Otherwise you will get up and walk! Take this thing back!
After saying that, he sent the phoenix to the woman! Then he said: Is the lantern lit up? You have to take a photo! I will not be so lucky next time! What's going on with fire in the woods?
The woman said: We heard that all the demons are afraid of fire! So I lit a lot of fire in the woods! If I hit the demon, I will go back to the fire in the woods. The demons will not work! Then it will burn! You can’t see the lantern still lit~! I just use the lantern to deal with the demons who are afraid of not seeing it! I still have garlic horse pee! If you don’t believe me, look!!
After saying that, I really took out a few heads of garlic!
This action made the old man and everyone laugh! The old man said: Now that he has healed, the illness has been cured, the phoenix belongs to you. Go back, go back and sing songs! It won’t turn into fake ones!
The man said: No, I have to wait for a while. If it turns into a brick again, I will be in vain~~!
The old man said: Just watch it! If not, take it next to the fire and watch the magic tricks, it won’t work!
The woman said: Yes! Let’s wipe the garlic in front of the fire!
After saying that, he peeled off the skin of the garlic and started rubbing the garlic on the jade carving. After rubbing a clove of garlic, he was afraid of being deceived and rubbing another clove. Then he felt relieved and not be confused by the magic. Then he said: "Boy, let's go home, father? Why don't you take a lantern to take a look? But you have to look carefully~! You can't catch up if you run again.
After a while, the couple found that they all turned around and left! Then they entered the woods. There was no change now. So they sang a song and returned!
Besides, this group of people was invited to Tiejing Mountain. Sima Bingbing was so excited that she wanted to see the strange flowers and plants in Liujianfang. She said to Sima Mingzhu: Sister, you said you and my brother-in-law were married in the plum blossom courtyard. Does it have any special meaning?
Sima Mingzhu said: There is no special meaning! When the relationship comes, you get married! His parents are not there either. My adoptive parents have known that I had a marriage with your brother-in-law. Your brother-in-law gave me a token of love when he was very young. Later, he carried me down the mountain to treat my injuries and cooked for me and robbed me of money. He also went to win a princess for me. We had already got married. At the age of fourteen that year, we lived in the same house when we carried me down the mountain!
Sima Bingbing said: Sister~ I really envy you! He carried you on his back when he was so young, so that he could rob you of food, drink and spend money! You are so happy! When I was fourteen years old, my grandfather didn’t allow me to go out, so you have a family in-laws! Let me show you your token of love?
Sima Mingzhu said: That thing is so beautiful. It is greener than the phoenix you saw just now! And its wings are transparent!
Sima Bingbing said: It’s also a phoenix?
Sima Mingzhu said: It’s so disappointing! Who wants a phoenix? My baby is a dragonfly! Later, I showed my grandfather and said, “That’s the national treasure-level imperial elder of the Great Qi Kingdom, which is valuable! It can sell 500,000 taels of silver.”
Sima Bingbing said: You brag about you! Everything is worth the money! Take it to me and see you stingy!
Sima Mingzhu said: I'm not at ease! Your sister, I love asking for other people's things the most. You have summarized your experience. If you learn from me, I will suffer a loss. My husband's sword will be yours after you see it. I'm really scared! If you say that I am a villain, you should hurry up! I'm mentally prepared.
Sima Bingbing said: You can hold me in your hands and see!!
Sima Mingzhu said: This is almost the same! You are waiting for me and I will look through it for you!
After saying that, he reached into his arms and sniffed for a long time and finally took it out and said: Look, are you okay?
Sima Bingbing said at a glance: What a nonsense! What do I think is it a child toy!
Sima Mingzhu said: To be honest, tell you that it was given to me when I was six or seven years old when I was young. His brother-in-law also gave me when I was six or seven years old! Who didn’t like this thing when I was a child? This is the best memory of my childhood! You stinky mouth! I will not show it to you if I know this way.
After saying that, he stuffed it into his arms and patted it with his hands and said: With it, your brother-in-law can't look for flowers and willows! With it, I am the queen! My sister! When I was six or seven years old, your brother-in-law brought me a teapot and gave me mouth-to-mouth water! We were playing together! That relationship is deeper than the sea! You don't feel that way.
Sima Bingbing said: How beautiful are you? Let me show you that the doll my Wen Deguang gave me is much larger than yours!
Sima Mingzhu said: Don’t take it out! I won’t look at it! This Iron Mirror Mountain is big and can still live on it! That is also considered a token of love? The smaller the quality, the better it is!
Sima Bingbing said: Are you deliberately angry with me? You must show it to you!
After saying that, he took it out of his arms and said: Look at it and look at it, it is considered an object! Wen Deguang said that this was carved from the special jade produced in Khotan! It is more valuable than yours. Your big doll is a national treasure of the Turks. You don’t get it from that! If you occupy someone, you can honestly explain it! It is definitely not my brother-in-law’s.
Sima Mingzhu said: I won’t talk to you! Go and find Wen Deguang in your house. Watch me occupy you. The scenery here is so beautiful, it’s all stones! Big man, do you think? Look at that escort car! Maybe it’s the escort car of Ren Juewei Lei Zhizhong and Xiuyue, and returned to their parents’ home.
Sima Bingbing said: Why didn’t I see it? How could there be any escort car? You started talking lies again!
Sima Mingzhu said: I guess! My man and I were talking to you, but I didn’t chat with you. I didn’t talk about you either! What if there was a escort car in a while! That’s why I had foresight. Look at another one coming!!
Qi Zhao said: Wife, you are angry that your girl is not suitable! You are about to go up the mountain if you say seriousness. How do you arrange these people in his six rooms?
Sima Mingzhu said: I didn’t tell any lies, you look forward and there is a escort car!!
Qi Zhao saw that you really had two escort cars. Then he said: The old woman is really capable and has foresight! Let’s not leave now and wait. What if it’s an acquaintance, Ren Juewei!
Sima Bingbing said: It’s impossible~! She told everything right! The villain is successful!
After a while, the escort car approached Qi Zhao and then he saw clearly that the escort flag read "Zuo Kuan"! Then Qi Zhao said: You didn't guess~~! He is Zuo Kuan!
Wen Deguang said: This banner is the special sign for the secret spies in Tuyuhun!
Qi Zhao said: Isn’t that the east wind, isn’t it a good wind?
Wen Deguang said: That's just a name abroad. Nowadays, the territory of the Sui Dynasty must use this logo to be unobstructed and enter the army in a big way to withdraw money. Once you go abroad, you will change it immediately!
Qi Zhao said: There is really a way! It’s really a secret! It seems that building a country is not easy!! So is there any right-Guan Escort Agency?
Wen Deguang said: That's not! The reason is that the way of heaven is left and right, so the left broader the escort agency is! The more you go, the wider it is! If the right broader you are, you will go against the will of heaven. So there is no!
Qi Zhao said: There are so many tricks for a single name?
Wen Deguang said: What are the five and six ministries doing for food? They specialize in this, especially the Ministry of Rites pays more attention to this.
Qi Zhao said: Is this thing useful?
Wen Deguang said: It doesn’t work if you shout long live my emperor. The difference lasts for a thousand years! If you want this thing, you can be lucky! As for the use, it should be!
Sima Bingbing said: What do you mean is that a villain has succeeded again? Is it possible that it is Ren Juewei?
Chapter completed!