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867: The most chaotic online variety show (7)(1/2)

The host's hands were trembling and his heart was panicked.

After a while, four trembling words came out.

"Monster, monster..."

A big living person suddenly turned from such a big living person to a brightly colored parrot!

Just under his nose!

Pei Ye, who was having a meal, said calmly.

"After the founding of the country, animals were not allowed to become sperm, but what era was this? Are you still feudal superstitious?"

The host and his group and the audience in front of the screen: "..."

I feel that IQ is greatly humiliated.

Fortunately, the audience suspected that the Colorful Young Man's Great Transformation of a Parrot was a trick to make special effects, and the host and the cameraman saw it with their own eyes and listened to it, and knew that this was not the special effects effect made by the show in advance. Therefore, Pei Ye's words were too perfunctory.

The host pulled the corner of his mouth.

"But, but I just... I clearly saw that there was such a big living person here, and he could sing Peking Opera and Huangmei Opera..."

He gestured with both hands at the place where the colorful parrot disappeared.

Such a big living person...

Was that the scene just now his illusion?

Pei Ye sat calmly and opened the packaging box. The strong garlic aroma mixed with pungent spiciness rushed straight into his nose. The domineering smell filled the space at once, making people's mouth saliva secrete, and her index finger moved. She picked up two pieces of scallop meat and bit it down with one bite. It was fresh and tender.

"...I think you're hallucinating hunger. Do you want to have two?"

Pei Ye looked calm, but instead made it look like the hosts not normal.

The host looked at Pei Ye and then at the colorful parrot in the bird cage. He was doubting his life, but he heard the colorful parrot speak. He spoke very standard Mandarin with clear pronunciation and round words, which clearly meant the voice of the colorful boy just now.

"Hey, so there is such a rule? No wonder I can only become the same as the master when I meet him."

It tilted its head in confusion, feeling that the strange knowledge points had increased.

"I heard it speak human words again!"

The host jumped up from the sofa in fear and shouted.

Pei Ye and the Colorful Parrot both calmly looked at the fussy host and the cameraman who was so scared that he was not even able to resist the camera.

The colorful parrot was even more justified and even waved his hand with his wings, indicating that the host should not make such a fuss, which was embarrassing: "Isn't this normal for me to say what you said? It's as smart as me, this is all basic operation, don't panic!"

The host who should have jumped from horror: "..."

The live broadcast audience in front of the screen also had a similar mood.

Thinking about the "sin ring" that has been causing a lot of controversy recently and cannot be explained scientifically, why is it impossible for parrots to become spirits?

Most of them are young people, and they have been bombarded by all kinds of imaginative information since they were young, and their ability to accept special things is stronger than that of older people. Excluding the possibility of special effects, they believe more that the scene in front of the screen is real - the parrot is really a tm!

Through the screen, the impact is far less than the scene.

They accept reality faster than the host.

Even a very enthusiastic audience couldn't help but post barrages to complain.

[Justice netizens never go out to the streets]: "Is my tm despised by a parrot?"

In a short while, an audience who was stuck and shattered in his view replied to him.

"Upstairs, pay attention to your wording. This is a parrot that can only sing Peking Opera and Huangmei Opera, and drum lyrics and ping operas. "

"Are you worthy of comparing talent with others?"

Netizens are becoming more and more determined that they are making up for the numbers in the next life.

The host also reacted.

His eyes were firmly stuck to the colorful parrot, but he didn't dare to get close to it.

Instead, he carefully reached out his hand, handed the microphone out, and approached the birdcage as close as possible.

"Then... are you really Mr. Xiao Cang's pet?"

The colorful parrot looked at the host with pity.

Humans are so pitiful. I asked this question not long ago, but I forgot it after so much.

"I'm yes, I'm the most beloved pet of the owner."

The colorful parrot raised its head proudly.

host:"……"

It turned out that it was not the master and servant play he thought, it was clearly a shemale play!

At this moment, he didn't care about Pei Ye, an amateur guest.

After living for so many years, I met a parrot that became a sperm for the first time, and the interviewer was ready to move.

A wise man doesn't say secret words, he also wants to have such a parrot.

Pei Ye ate noodles and calmly watched the host interview the colorful parrot.

The colorful parrot has a high IQ, but this bird is "simple" and has far less routine than the hosts. It's a lot of confusing after a while.

The host also asked a question that many netizens also care about.

The parrot becomes a sperm and turns into a human form. Does it pinch its own appearance, body and age, or does it change into a fixed shape?

Or are all fairies so beautiful and handsome?

Netizens with pets at home have set their sights on their own dogs, cats, rabbits, and hamsters...

The colorful parrot is puzzled: "Is this very important? It's so ugly anyway..."

Host and netizens: "…"

You are afraid that you don’t have any misunderstandings about “ugly”.

In the entertainment industry where appearance is justice, this parrot's human form is so powerful.

To put it bluntly, the human figure of the Colorful Parrot is the only one they have ever seen who can control the colorful hair and pupils and is handsome.

If you debut, I don’t know how many girls will attract to call it!

The characters are all ready-made, and they are all-rounders in traditional art!

"No, no, you are pretty handsome."

It's the turn of Colorful Parrot to remain silent for three seconds.

Asked the host: "You guys are afraid that they have any misunderstandings about 'handsome' and 'beautiful'..."

host:"……"

The colorful parrot said in pain: "I look so ugly when I become a 'human'!"

"People" are really ugly.

Netizens: "…"

The colorful parrot said disgusted: "There are no gorgeous feathers, and they are all bare. What do you think is good? People are one of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen. They only have their heads and ugly black hair in the middle. It's okay if the feathers are ugly, but they still use two thick and heavy feet when walking. The thin and hairless arms cannot drive their clumsy body to fly..."

It’s okay to be young, but when you get older, your bare skin becomes wrinkled and gray.

It is a sympathy for these creatures who can only climb on the ground for the rest of their lives, and it looks so pitiful.

host:"……"

Perhaps because he was worried that his words would offend Pei Ye, the colorful parrot used his wings to gesture to Pei Ye with a human expression of love that he liked.

"Although the 'people' is ugly, the master is definitely the best among 'people'. I love you. (?′?‵?)."

As soon as he finished speaking, a chopstick wiped its head and penetrated straight into the curtain next to the bird cage.

"Civilized terms, don't drive!"

The colorful parrot was so scared that it flapped its wings and screamed in grievance.

"It's a dead bird, it's a dead bird, it's a dead bird!"

Host and netizens: "..."

The audience watching "Parrot Becomes a Sperm" can't wait to share it with the audiences of other live broadcast rooms and sub-channels.

By chance, other viewers think so too.

Audiences from Pei Ye’s channel—

"I've died young! The parrot has become a sperm!"

The audience coming from Feng Changzhai’s side—

"I've died young! He flew up with an amateur guest!"

The audience on Mixiujie's side also fled in horror.
To be continued...
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