Forty-five, weekend class meeting (Part 1)
Wu Yangzhen's large-scale map cannon attack successfully aroused public anger. The girls in Class 1 (2) of high school shared their hatred and quickly formed an alliance to siege. Although Wu Yangzhen was sharp-tongued, her fists were hard to beat four hands. Soon she was at a disadvantage in her voice and momentum, and she could only hide behind Jiang Shuiyuan for a while to avoid the limelight.
Just when everyone was planning to "take the remaining bravery to chase the enemy" and captured the second-aged patient and sent him to the mental hospital in one fell swoop, Jiang Shuiyuan came forward to rescue him and said, "As the saying goes, who says that life is not as good as the second-aged man, and you are not as good as the second-aged man. You are all senior sisters, why bother with her like a little kid? Give her some lessons and let her know what the difference between superiors and inferiors is, and that the old and young are orderly! What is the meaning of beating a dog in the water?"
Cai Xiaojia and others then called out the gold and retreated.
Wu Yangzhen didn't care about the evaluation of "the dog fell into the water", but she was only worried about the three words "little brat". Hearing this, he tried hard to straighten his slightly curved chest and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, where is he small?"
Jiang Shuiyuan frowned and warned: "Children, the medicine cannot be stopped!"
"I'm very normal, I don't need medicine!" Wu Yangzhen raised her fist at Jiang Shuiyuan.
Jiang Shuiyuan had to use the ultimate humanoid biological weapon: "Then are you planning to give up treatment completely? Do you want me to call Liu Chenyu and ask her to take you back to take care of your funeral?"
When Wu Yangzhen heard Jiang Shuiyuan use the weapon of mass destruction, the weapon of mass destruction, was unconscionable and quickly gave up resistance: "I admit my mistake, I am guilty, I want to repent, I will deeply reflect on my past mistakes, and ask the handsome seniors and all the female heroes to give up their hands and leave my younger sister a way out!"
Seeing that the time was about 9:30, Jiang Shuiyuan invited everyone to sit on the grass and prepare for the meeting. Then he clicked a brief look at the number of people. There were more than 50 people in the class, and nearly 50 people arrived at the scene on time. Jiang Shuiyuan was already very satisfied with this number of people.
Who made this in China? As long as the meeting is held, someone will definitely be late. This is a common thing. Not to mention ordinary class meetings, even if the army that had to be sentenced to the death in ancient times went on a war, wouldn’t it still be late? The river water source cannot be promoted, the second is not rewarded, and the third is not arrested and punished. Why can these used to be casual students attend the meeting on time?
Since they dared to be late, Jiang Shuiyuan was too lazy to wait for them. After all, wasting time waiting for them was also a kind of harm and insult to the punctual classmates.
After looking around, Jiang Shuiyuan cleared his throat and said, "Thank you very much for taking time to participate in the class meeting on the weekend! Logically, we should have held such a class meeting long ago and organized everyone to communicate in-depth. Because as we all know, our school has a class division exam for the first year of high school entrance examination, and there will be a class division in the second year of high school, and there will be a class division in the third year of high school. Many people study in the same class for only a short year. We should cherish each other's precious time together. But because I am too lazy and incompetent, I have been delaying until today to hold this event. Here, I want to express my deep apology for everyone!
"But then again, the plan for the year lies in spring. Now the class meeting is just right. You can arrange it in advance and plan well to prepare for the upcoming singing competitions for middle school students in the mansion, the school spring sports meetings and other activities. In addition, after a semester of running-in, everyone has a relatively familiarity with each other. It is natural to hold class meetings now. As far as I know, many of you have a deep relationship with you to chop chicken heads, burn yellow paper, and become sworn brothers of the opposite sex. Some people even openly offend the basic moral code of "rabbits don't eat grass by their nests" and attack the girls in this class. Now that the teacher is not here, you are honest and honest, report each other. Is there such a big rebellious thing?"
"Yes!" As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan finished speaking, there were seedlings immediately.
"Report to the squad leader, I want to report it!"
"Miao Nanbin's secret love - Well, why are you doing tampering with me? You're guilty, right?"
"I want to report it too, Zhang Peng and who has an ulterior motive!"
As expected, everyone is most interested in this emotional gossip. They are addicted to the fire, threatened by danger, and want to cover up the truth, and are not afraid of the evil, and they are strongly refusing to form a colorful appearance of sentient beings. The venue is instantly chaotic. At this moment, someone asked loudly: "Squad leader, if you want us to confess honestly and report each other, then should you explain clearly first!"
This proposal was immediately approved by countless victims: "Yes, squad leader, who is the sacred sister-in-law?"
"Idiot, it's my brother and sister!"
"Which girl is lucky enough to be favored by our class leader?"
"Ahhh, who took away the squad leader's heart? I am irreconcilable with her!"
Jiang Shuiyuan asked with a smile: "Do you want to know?"
"I want to!" Everyone answered in unison.
"You can think about it, but I just won't tell you!" Jiang Shuiyuan shot him in a fictional way.
The scene immediately became a mess again: "If you don't tell us, we also know who that girl is!"
"Hmph, will I pretend not to see my affairs in the corridor every day?"
"Squad leader, do you dare to say that the next class is not the grass next door?"
It seems that the eyes of the masses are still sharp! Jiang Shuiyuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said seriously: "Okay, everyone, the appetizer is over here. Let us enter the first formal agenda of this class meeting. Each person takes turns to introduce himself, so that everyone can see a different self than before the semester. The content includes recent changes, talent display, aspirations for the future, life goals, etc. There is no time and no form. Who volunteers to come first? Or will I order it?"
"Tsk!" Everyone expressed contempt for the transfer of Jiangshuiyuan: "If you introduce yourself or something, you can come first!"
"I'll come first, but I'll be the first to do it after I finish talking about it!" After nearly a week of practical practice on Chinese studies, Jiang Shuiyuan has now taken a slight tribute to this situation: "As you know, my name is Jiang Shuiyuan, a very watery name. According to my original intention, I originally thought that it should be called a domineering name like Jiang Tu Feiyuan Xian Er or Jiang Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian, but the household registration office did not give it to me. On the other hand, they felt that there was a lot of water in my mind, so they gave me this name.
"Actually, I am quite a good person. There are two kinds of reviews I often hear, one is that 'the person is pretty good, except for being handsome, there are no shortcomings', and the other is that 'the person is very average, except being handsome, there are no advantages'. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. My hobby is reading books, and the rest are not good. After counting, I can only play basketball for a few more times. If you want to talk about specialties, I guess there will be no more except eyelashes."
The girl below immediately protested loudly: "I took out all my phones, so tell me this?"
“Isn’t singing a specialty?”
"Squad leader, didn't you say you wanted to show off your talents? Sing!"
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled and said, "Others need money to sing, but I do not sing. Are you sure you want to listen?"
"Yes!" Everyone answered in unison again.
Jiang Shuiyuan didn't shirke it: "Then I'll sing "Southern"!"
Before he started singing, he heard someone sarcastically say behind him: "Oh, is handsome man Jiang going to sing again?" Singing is a form of expressing emotions, which is a common human emotion. Wherever he is prosperous, let alone heroes like Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, even a saint like Confucius, would sing a song, leaving a record in "The Analects of Confucius" such as "If Zi cries, he will not sing" and "Zi sings with others and is good, and he will do the opposite and then be harmonious." Therefore, no matter the high or low singing, there is no rating.
But using the word "singing" makes singing change its taste.
Because from the Northern Wei Dynasty to the Yongzheng period of the Qing Dynasty, most of the people engaged in music, singing and dancing professional activities were untouchables with social status lower than ordinary people for generations. Insulating criminals and political enemies into the government as untouchables engaged in music, singing and dancing activities has always been a cruel punishment for humiliating and his wife, and it was also a cruel means for rulers of all generations to punish criminals and political enemies. At this level, even after nearly a hundred years of reform in the late Qing Dynasty, engaging in entertainment industry is still despised. Especially the word "sell" is even more vicious.
Chapter completed!