Forty-nine, famous flower list
Huai'an Prefecture has always been known for its heavy academic burden. Without delaying getting up early and going to bed on time at night, Jiang Shuiyuan not only has to strive to maintain the top three in the grade, but also has to participate in the training of the three groups of the Olympic Games Society and the practical drills of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and the great mission of serving as a class leader and managing the class. He has long been unable to do anything. Now he has been stuffed into singing practice for no reason, preparing for composition competitions, writing speeches for flag-raising ceremony and other tasks. He is so busy that he is so busy that he is overwhelmed and wishes to split himself into half.
Wu Zichen, who followed behind like a worm every day, couldn't help but frown: "Boss, aren't you tired of being so busy every day?"
Jiang Shuiyuan said with a wry smile: "Is it tired or not. The key is that it is quite annoying. I don't even have time to sit down and read a few pages of idle books quietly!"
"What does it mean?" Wu Zichen had a little bit of an inability to understand the water source of the river.
Jiang Shuiyuan leaned his head and blinked his eyes and explained slowly: "It's like letting you do a thousand arithmetic questions in grades 3 and 4 of primary school every day. The questions are easy and you won't feel tired, but you will feel annoyed when doing such boring questions day after day and year after year. This is what I feel now."
For Jiang Shuiyuan, who is about to finish his senior year course, there is not much new meaning, whether the teacher’s content in class, homework assigned after class, or knowledge supplemented by the Olympic Games Club. But as a class monitor, you must not miss the class, and you must not do homework. You can only hold on with boredom, at most you can read a few pages of idle books. Of course, except for the tea party of Saint "Dou" Ge Juntian. Although he looks funny, he does have real materials in his stomach. He can always extend very profound mathematical propositions from the simplest life phenomena, which makes Jiang Shuiyuan and Zhang Jin feel refreshed and enlightened.
After hearing Jiang Shuiyuan's distress, Wu Zichen couldn't help but kneel down: "Boss, are the teachers' eloquent narratives, and the Osaishe's wordless heavenly books courses are just as simple as arithmetic questions in grades 3 and 4 of elementary school? God, please be sure to accept my knees!"
Jiang Shuiyuan hummed a few times: "If you use your enthusiasm to write "Records of Famous Flowers and Exotic Grass in Huai'an Mansion" to study, you will probably be the first in the grade. Do you still have to worship me as a mortal fetus? Hasn't you said that you would compile the book last semester? Why has it been delayed until now and has not been completed?"
"As long as you are here, even if I hang my head as bald and my thighs as a sieve, I can't be the first in the grade. Since I can't be the first in the grade, how big is the difference between the second in the grade and the second in the grade?" Wu Zichen smiled and said, "As for the book "The Record of Famous Flowers and Different Grass Points", it was roughly completed last semester. Who knew that after the New Year, it would be completely different! For example, Cai Xiaojia from our class was originally an inconspicuous yellow-haired girl, but in a blink of an eye, she became a soft girl. If the book was not adjusted properly, how could she convince the public?"
Jiang Shuiyuan curled his lips: "Didn't you always say that Cai Xiaojia has the potential to be a beautiful girl? Why didn't you dare to write when you wrote it on paper? Did you speak nonsense before, or did you not convince yourself?"
Wu Zichen looked up at the sky and looked proud: "If I want to talk about my understanding and appreciation of beauty, if I admit that I am the second, I am afraid no one in Huai'an Mansion will dare to be the first! Yes, I have already made a small dish and I have the potential for beauty, but others have not! If I insist on putting her forward, what will others think of my hard work? Where will Judge Wu's credibility be? "
"You have Mao's credibility!" Jiang Shuiyuan looked disdainful and asked again: "Which is Cai Xiaojia in your booklet?"
Wu Zichen took out a small notebook from his pocket, flipped through a few pages and replied: "In the past, a piece of cake was just a candidate's potential list, which is my special care. Now he has ranked 17th in the first grade of high school famous flower list and 59th in the school's famous flower list. I believe there is still a lot of room for improvement in the future, and it is not impossible to even enter the top ten in the school!"
"Is anyone in our class ranked higher than Cai Xiaojia?"
"Of course there is!" Wu Zichen replied with a smile, "Boss, you have achieved literary and martial ethics, and have been to the people for generations to be unified in the world. But you are firmly ranked first on the school's strange grass list. How could that little girl be able to compare with?"
Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but knock Wu Zichen and burst into tears: "I told you to rank randomly! Although you are a little fun, you are a little pursuing. How much does it mean to rank boys? You even put me in front and make me make a fool of yourself. Didn't you deliberately ask for a beating?"
Wu Zichen held his head and looked at Jiang Shuiyuan pitifully: "Men and women are equal! Boys need to look at the school beauty list, and girls need to look at the school grass list. How can they favor one over the other?"
Jiang Shuiyuan knew what kind of lazy Wu Zichen was, and he was too lazy to care about him: "You can do it, but you are not allowed to line me up. You can do whatever you want, right?"
"Didn't this force me to free up the first place in the strange grass list?" Wu Zichen murmured a few times and continued to answer Jiang Shuiyuan's question just now. "If you just talk about girls, no one in our class will be ahead of Cai Xiaojia, and I guess there will be no future."
"Which is the number one Pu Xiaoxiang?"
"Pu Xiaoxiang is naturally the first in the school's famous flower list, and there is no doubt that everyone hopes for!"
After the Chinese New Year, Pu Xiaoxiang, a little girl, became more and more dazzling, with her face as crystal clear as jade. She was simply beautiful when her eyes were flowing. It is really something that everyone hopes to rank first on the famous flower list in the school.
Even if Jiang Shuiyuan didn't deal with her, he had to admit this. Fortunately, Jiang Shuiyuan was not concerned about these things, and he asked a few people randomly before he could find out: "Which is Liu Chenyu from our next class?"
Wu Zichen flipped through the notebook in his hand again: "Liu Chenyu, right? If it were the New Year, she was ranked 28th on the first-year high school famous flower list and 94th on the school famous flower list, but now she has fallen to 43rd and has failed on the school famous flower list."
Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but be surprised: "Why did it fall so hard? You weren't lying around there, are you?"
Wu Zichen explained: "This is related to my unspeakable slanderous judgment on the reputation and credibility of Judge Wu. How could I make a blind appointment? I compiled this "Character Flowers and Greeds in Huai'an Prefecture" not only comprehensively measure the appearance, temperament, speech and behavior of each selected person, but also consider their future growth potential. You should know that many people are 'in young, big may not be good'. Maybe someone first entered the school and looked handsome and looked tilted when they grew up. When they were in the second and third year of high school, they had already become a fat-headed and big-eared pig-headed third. If such a person appeared on the list, wouldn't I have no face to meet the elders of Jiangdong?"
"You mean-?"
Wu Zichen nodded: "Not bad! After my observation, Liu Chenyu's height has not changed much in more than half a year from August last year to now, but her body size has become plump. This is not a good sign. You should know that girls are 14 or 5 years old when they are crazy about their ties. It is normal for girls to grow six or seven centimeters a year, and they will be thinner when they grow taller, because nutrition mainly supplies bone growth. Liu Chenyu is just the opposite, which gives me reason to believe that her height has become fixed, and she will only grow weight but not grow. For a long time in the future, her ranking on the grade school beauty list will only decline, not rise, or even fall out of the ranking list!"
Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but be shocked, and after a while he refuted, "Do you think everyone is like you, just looking at people's face and figure? Tell you that some people, although they look average, are kind-hearted, lively and cheerful, kind and helpful, can still become the goddesses in everyone's minds. Some girls have sharp tongues and sharp mouths, and are in love with others. Even though they have a good face, everyone still thinks she looks disgusting. There is a saying that girls are beautiful because they are cute, not cute because they are beautiful!"
"But now is an era of looking at faces!" Wu Zichen whispered.
Jiang Shuiyuan sneered: "If you look good, you can decide everything. Then what should you do in the middle school entrance examination? Isn't it enough to directly change it to a beauty pageant? Why do we still work so hard to study and take the exam? Wouldn't it be more direct and effective to go directly to Goryeo for plastic surgery!"
"Is there still few people going to Goryeo for plastic surgery now?"
Jiang Shuiyuan glared at Wu Zichen fiercely: "I don't care about your fallacies or your credibility. As long as you rank the famous flower and strange grass list, as long as you still recognize me as the boss, I hope you can do two things: First, rank Liu Chenyu as high as possible; Second, try not to rank me in. If you rank in, it is best to rank similar to Liu Chenyu. Is there any problem?"
"Boss, you have told me this. What else can I have?" Wu Zichen replied helplessly, "But-"
"But what?"
Wu Zichen lowered his head and said, "I can naturally rank according to what the boss says, but whoever looks beautiful and whoever looks average, everyone has a scale in his heart. It's not like what I do! For example, you are the newly recognized school grass by everyone. Any list that ranks you from the top five will attract widespread doubts from girls in the school. And Liu Chenyu is just a middle-aged and superior figure. If she is ranked among the top ten in the school, what do you think of those girls as if they think they will think of her? Are they convinced or sarcastic?"
Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes: "What a bullshit new school grass? Can I be ranked in the top five with a crooked me like me? Either don't rank me, or you rank me outside the 30th grade, choose one, you can watch it!" Wu Zichen shouted immediately: "Please! Boss, your skin is bright and delicate, and your facial features are delicate and coordinated. Not to mention that you are a crooked girl, even if you are placed in a girl, how can you say it is a crooked girl? If you are a crooked girl, how should other people break it?"
As Wu Zichen said, Jiang Shuiyuan’s facial features are really perfect and impeccable.
Produced by aliens, it must be a fine product!
Jiang Shuiyuan frowned and said, "That's because you are dark under the light. You haven't seen many of my shortcomings!"
"for example?"
"For example, I'm very short! Everyone says that tall, rich and handsome, tall, rich and handsome, it can be seen that the condition for handsome guys is to be 'high'. I don't meet this point alone, how can I be in the front?" Jiang Shuiyuan said with great words.
Speaking of which, in the past six months, Jiang Shuiyuan's height has made great progress and has made great progress. He has crossed the 160 mark with a small body of about 1.5 meters and has made great strides towards 170. However, because his foundation was too weak and his foundation was too thin, he was only at the middle level among the more than 30 boys in the class, and he really did not have any obvious height advantage. Even Wu Zichen could not deny this.
However, it is not difficult for Wu Tiezui, who is resourceful and eloquent: "I just said that the "Famous Flowers and Different Grass Points" not only focuses on current appearance, figure, temperament and other factors, but also fully considers their respective potential for development. Boss, although you are only 1.6 meters tall and less than 1.7 meters tall, it has increased by more than 1.1 centimeters in the past year, and there is no sign of stagnation. According to this trend, let alone 1.75 meters, 1.8 meters, 1.85 meters, or 1.9 meters. How can the "high" condition be used to restrain you?"
Another plan came about, Jiang Shuiyuan decided to analyze his ugliest side with the most picky eyes: "For example, my skin is too pale, not a healthy wheat color, and lacks the masculinity that men should have!"
"Hahahaha, you are not pale, but delicate and white!" Wu Zichen laughed three times, and then carefully corrected: "As for the lack of masculinity of a man, you were just fourteen years old at that time, and you were in the process of transforming from a childhood in which men and women are not distinguished from men and women to a teenager. At this time, the handsome appearance is not the lack of masculinity of a man and a man and a man and a doctor who should show his charming and handsome posture at this time is the style that a handsome guy should have! You must know that in the middle and late Qing Dynasty, the boy who was thirteen or fourteen years old was the pillar of the Liyuan opera troupe, and the favorite of literati and doctors!"
"..." The river water source was speechless.
Wu Zichen's eyes turned and asked tentatively: "Boss, can you like that Liu Chenyu?"
In fact, the relationship between Jiang Shuiyuan and Liu Chenyu is like a lice on the monk's head - obvious. The two of them are in the corridor every day, and the people next to them are not blind, and they have long known it. After a while, it has become a well-known secret. It just caused them to be both class monitors. One is very popular among girls in the class, and the other is very powerful in the class. No one wants to expose it directly or dare to ask in person. Today, Wu Zichen is the first to take the lead.
Jiang Shuiyuan did not deny it, but asked, "What, can't you do?"
"Okay, of course. Why can't it?" Wu Zichen suddenly became uninterested, "But you have to know the meaning of 'Qi Dafei', a handsome guy with a very smart and outstanding appearance and a short and ordinary-looking girl, what do you think the final result will be? You know the ideal of 'Dragons and Snakes' better than me!"
Jiang Shuiyuan said angrily: "Are you worried about eating salty radish? Don't the dragon live with the snake? Xu Xian and Bai Snake live together, I know how happy they are!"
Wu Zichen sighed: "The oath of youth is like footprints on the snow, and it is gone at dawn. Those who originally said they will never be separated have long been scattered around the world... Don't worry, boss, I will do it properly if you tell me to adjust the rankings. As for the matter between you and Liu Chenyu, I will not interfere. I just advise you to think twice before you act and not to make trouble in the end!"
Chapter completed!