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Eleven, eight glasses of water

"No! I know!" Fan Nanping said in a shocking way.??    ???                                                                                                                 

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Jiang Shuiyuan raised his eyebrows: "Please give me advice!"

Fan Nanping said carefully: "The poem is 'The wine pose leans against the green cloud pavilion', which comes from "Early Spring in Jiangnan" by Zhao Yu in the Tang Dynasty!"

Zhao Li was a well-known poet in the late Tang Dynasty. He was the most outstanding in seven-character poems, such as "A thousand miles of Mid-Autumn Moon, 100,000 troops in the middle of the night", "The willow wind has many tides, and the reeds are frost on the geese first flying", which was circulated as a famous line at that time. Especially the sentence "How many geese are left in the remaining stars in Chang'an Late Autumn", "The geese are blocking, and the flute is a sound of a man leaning against the building", which was praised by the great poet Du Mu. It was popular that day and was not inferior to the current "The spring breeze is not as good as you in ten miles", "Sadness is like a river", "When I go to my waist", and so on, Zhao Li was also called "Zhao Yilou" by people at that time.

Jiang Shuiyuan randomly turned the water cup in his hand a few times: "I wonder if Brother Fan can tell the previous and second sentences and source of this poem?"

Fan Nanping snorted coldly: "Brother Jiang, you didn't pick it up just now, I picked it up for you. This is already a glass of water. Now you question the authenticity of the poem I answered, and ask to inform the previous and second sentences and source of the poem. If I answer again, it will be two glasses of water. Of course, there is no problem with the answer, but I just don't know if you have that big belly?"

Jiang Shuiyuan chuckled and said, "As long as Brother Fan can help me solve my doubts, two glasses of water will naturally not be a problem!"

"Let me think about it," Fan Nanping thought hard for a moment and said slowly: "The whole poem "Early Spring in Jiangnan" is 'The landscape in Jiangnan is like a painting screen, and Wu water is even more beautiful than Wushanqing. People lean on the building and sing the benefits of spring, and the wine plaid is leaning against the Biyun Pavilion'. It comes from "Complete Tang Poetry". As for which volume it is, I can't remember it very clearly. After all, I don't have the ability to remember it all. I wonder what questions Brother Jiang has?"

Jiang Shuiyuan did not answer directly, but raised the water cup: "For Brother Fan's poem, Jiang will just pretend to be a big deal!" After drinking, he put the water cup upside down on the table: "There is no interest, let's stop the game!"

Chen Di, Fu Shouzhang and others didn't know why Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly announced the end of the game, and they were all a little surprised. People from Huaihai Middle School immediately started to clamor: "Didn't you just say two glasses of water? Why didn't you drink one cup? In broad daylight, you're so blatant and brutal, what kind of manly man is a real man?"

"That's right, that's right, I can't afford to lose a glass of water, or isn't I a man?"

"Looking at his beautiful eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, who knows if he is a man?"

...

Seeing that the more you said the words became more and more unpleasant, Jiang Shuiyuan looked at Fan Nanping with a smile: "Brother Fan, do you think the game should end here?"

Fan Nanping's eyes dodged, but his mouth was very strong: "What do I do? I am willing to accept the loss of gambling. I will drink your second glass of water quickly, and let's discuss whether the game should continue!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a smile: "So Brother Fan, that's what you think! Otherwise, Brother Fan, you drink the second glass of water from the five of us. Let's discuss whether the competition should continue, okay?"

"Why?"

Xiao Yuqing, Guan De, Xiahou An and others were shocked by Jiang Shuiyuan's unreasonable request: You shouldn't be crazy, right? You should obviously drink water, but now you ask Fan Nanping to drink it on your behalf. Did he lose the game in public and become angry and deliberately take his anger on the initiator? Or do you think that the poems Fan Nanping followed do not conform to your seven-character line rules, so you have to punish them?

"Why? He added a poem to our Huai'an Prefecture local genius, so we should reward them well; his added poems have detracted from our hometown genius, and we have to punish them well. I think five cups of water should be enough, right?" Jiang Shuiyuan said calmly, "You may know that Zhao He is from Shanyang, Chuzhou, that is, from our Huai'an Prefecture. "The Complete Tang Poetry" contains a total of 216 poems, 262 and 12 remaining sentences, which are included in Volume 549 and 550. As far as I know, there is no poem called "Early Spring in Jiangnan", nor is there a poem similar to that of Brother Fan recited."

"Have you read "The Complete Tang Poetry" once? How could you be so clear about Zhao Yu's poems? Could it be that you were deliberately fooling us?"

Shi Xuan couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "Breaking you? Even if our president reads the Thirteen Classics and Twenty-Four Histories, he can memorize it like a stream, let alone the mere "The Complete Tang Poetry"? He actually played with us, who gave you the courage! What's more funny is that he actually dared to create the fake "The Complete Tang Poetry" in front of our president. Do you really don't know how to write the word "Death"? The most funny thing is that our president had already planned to let you go, but you didn't know how to live or die, and insisted on pestering that glass of water! Now, let's drink four glasses of water slowly!"

"What four cups? It's obviously six cups!" Zeng Pingyi corrected it seriously, "First he made things difficult for him to make things difficult for him, and he was fined one cup; he deceived us to drink one cup, and he had to make up for it; finally he made a fraud, and he was fined four cups. One plus one plus four, isn't six cups? By the way, our president is quite hospitable. He knows that drinking 8 cups of water a day is good for health, so he just invited the guests to drink 8 cups of water. I just don't know if drinking 8 cups of water in just half an hour will lead to water poisoning?"

Fan Nanping's face changed drastically and he stammered: "The "Complete Tang Poetry" I read may be another version, which is different from the one you read by Brother Jiang, so--"

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head: "There are six or seven out of the seven quatrains that Brother Fan just recited. As a famous poet in the late Tang Dynasty, Zhao Li was ranked as the Jinshi in Huichang in the second year. Do you think he would make such a low-level mistake? Even if he would make such a low-level mistake, later generations would not put this poem in when compiling a collection of poems. Brother Fan, isn't the set of "Complete Tang Poetry" you read a pirated version, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's really a pirated copy!" Fan Nanping immediately made an excuse.

When Zhou Yuantong saw Fan Nanping's ugly appearance, his eyebrows were twisted into a ball and he patted the table hard: "Isn't it just six cups of water? It's just a drink! Whether we in Xuzhou rebelled and fought hard to become emperors, or wrote articles with a pen, and became the top scholar as prime minister, he always had a straight waist and a strong man. How could he bow his eyebrows and bow his waist as a child?"

Xiao Yuqing also showed her heroic spirit: "Yes, we Xuzhou people stand tall and straight at any time, so that we will not be ashamed of the crotch and the food we give to our knees in order to survive the life of Han Xin!"

Han Xin was from Huaiyin and was later named the Marquis of Huaiyin for his merits. It can be said that Huai'an Prefecture is another representative figure second only to the founding father Sun Yuanqi. As Xiao Yuqing said, when Han Xin was young and rogue, he did get through other people's crotch and eat freely in order to survive. But when he mentioned this dirty thing in front of the people of Huai'an Prefecture, he could not help but feel a little bit criticized.

Shi Xuan curled his lips: "Yes, Xuzhou people stand tall and straight at any time. At most, when Liu Bang escapes, he kicks his son and daughter hard into the car when he escapes. In order to escape from the city, he can put on women's clothes. When he sees his father being caught, he still has a shameless face to ask for a share of the pie. I feel drunk as if such a man who stands tall and strong! "

When it comes to regional disputes, not only Shi Xuan was unhappy, but even Fu Shouzhang couldn't help but jumped out: "In order to survive, I was humiliated by the crotch, and what's the point of eating some food that was given to me? I heard that in order to survive, Li Bing, the founding emperor of the Southern Tang Dynasty, in addition to his own father Li Rong, he also recognized Yang Xingmi and Xu Wen's two godfathers. Historical books say that Lu Bu was a slave of the three surnames, so why don't Li Bing say that he was the same?"

Obviously, Li Bing is also from Xuzhou.

Seeing that both sides launched regional attacks, Jiang Shuiyuan tactfully picked up the "Re-analysis: Visualization Method" and hid aside, and said in his heart: Just bite it all, just treat it as a different way to review historical and cultural knowledge. I am half of Huaian Prefecture and half of Linjiang Prefecture, but I am still obediently hiding aside to read books, so as not to suffer from the disaster of fish in the pond!
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