After Dong Shiqing left, Shi Xuan asked, "Senior Brother Jiang, are you really going to attend that hairpin party?"

"Why not go?" Jiang Shuiyuan asked back.          ?    w?w?.

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Shi Xuan shook his head: "Since ancient times, there has been no good banquets, and no good meetings. According to the news I found out, at the recent hairpin meetings, the Jiangnan prefectures were dedicated to teasing the heads and generals of our prefectures and prefectures in Jiangbei, especially our Huaian Prefecture, Xuzhou, Haizhou and other places, who suffered the most. If you go there, you still don't know how much pickled you will be during the meal. It's better to just avoid the banquet and not be upset!"

Jiang Shuiyuan narrowed his eyes: "I became curious after hearing what you said. I couldn't wait to see how famous children recite poems and essays and mock the wind and the moon! But before that, let's put aside these dilapidated things and go to Jinling University to appreciate the noble temperament of the famous institution, and don't be ruined by them!"

When he heard that he went to Jinling University, Shi Xuan also jumped up: "Let's go, let's go to Jinling University to pretend to be famous college students! But then again, our senior brothers and sisters are not very smart, so they set Jinling University as the goal of the college entrance examination. Senior Brother Jiang, you are the top student, and Zhengshi University is your best destination. Why join us in the fun?"

Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes: "Then you have to ask Jingshi University to give me a notice first! As long as you don't receive an admission notice for a day, there will be thousands of possibilities. Maybe you will go to Huai'an Prefecture Institute of Technology in the end?"

Jinling University is not like a scammer university in a certain time and space. It looks like an obedient university. When you enter the school gate, you have to collect tickets and check your documents. Instead, the gate is open and the middle door is open, which makes you feel a bit like Jinwu. A group of five people in Huai'an Mansion are like Liu Laolao who has just entered the Grand View Garden. They are cautious and wander around the campus, occasionally stopping in front of an office building with the nameplate of "Some National Key Laboratory" and "Some Department of So-and-so School of Jinling University".

What made them even more fascinated were the tall libraries on campus, the green lawns, the kayaks on the lake and the intimate couples who were nowhere to be around. Although Chen Di, Fu Shouzhang and others didn't say anything, looking at their excited eyes and secretly clenched fists, they probably had already regarded entering Jinling University as the ultimate ideal of their life.

After returning to the hotel for dinner, his blood pressure was raised by his ideal burning. Chen Di and others, who were excited, immediately entered the room and started reading at night. Jiang Shuiyuan washed up for a while and came to the conference room on the sixth floor of the hotel as promised to attend the so-called "hair hairpin meeting".

When I went upstairs, I happened to meet Zhou Yuantong, the chief general of Huaihai Middle School. As soon as he saw Jiang Shuiyuan, he smiled bitterly: "Brother Jiang, you have caused us a lot of trouble! When we got on the train, the five of us were still fierce and lively. Now two of us stayed in the hospital for observation, and the other three were not having dinner. We only knew that we were lying on the bed and rubbing our stomachs the day after tomorrow. We were going to compete the day after tomorrow. You were driving our Xuzhou Prefecture to the 18th level of hell with your own strength!"

Jiang Shuiyuan apologized and hugged Zhou Yuantong: "Brother Zhou, I'm really sorry--"

Zhou Yuantong patted Jiang Shuiyuan on the shoulder: "No need to apologize. In fact, you have done your best and righteousness. We have to blame ourselves for our prefectures and prefectures in Jiangbei. Let them know that we are also angry!"

"Is that so? If you have a temper, don't hold it in. I want to see how you Jiangbei people teach us Jiangnan people a lesson!" someone suddenly answered behind him. He was obviously angry, and he spoke with the soft Wu dialect spirit. He knew that he was a Jiangnan people with a strong root.

Zhou Yuantong laughed loudly, without saying bad things behind his back, and was caught. It was embarrassing: "It's not easy to learn a lesson? I'll bring a cart of strong men from Xuzhou to ensure that I can fight Suzhou invincible. Why, I don't accept it?"

"You--!" The man glared at Zhou Yuantong and Jiang Shuiyuan, then turned away with his sleeves, and muttered in his mouth: "Sima Wen Gong said, 'The people of Fujian are cunning, the people of Chu are easy'. Looking at it today, it turns out... people are rude and don't know what is possible... Confucianism uses literature to disrupt the law, and heroes use martial arts to violate the ban. Is it true?"

Zhou Yuantong seemed to have a great victory: "This is called a scholar meeting a soldier, and it is hard to explain. To deal with these barbarians, you have to speak with your fists, drop your book bags and pull your sarcasm. We Jiangbei people are not their opponents? The ancients are like Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, Liu Yu, and Li Bian, and are like the father of the country, Mr. Sun Baixi. We Jiangbei people are the world, and we rely on awls. It's a pity that we are not allowed to use fists on the debate field, otherwise what would happen to these Jiangnan people?"

Jiang Shuiyuan nodded in agreement: "Shi Hongzhao, a famous general of the Later Han Dynasty in the Five Dynasties, said the same thing: 'Still the court, conquer the chaos, and you must have a long spear and a big sword, as if you were a hair cone, how can you use it with a good amount of hair!' It seems that Brother Zhou and him are heroes and have similar views!"

The two of them spoke and walked, and soon arrived at the conference room on the sixth floor.

When I opened the door, I saw a table sign on the big round table, which indicated the names of each person, the school and the prefecture hall they represented. I don’t know whether it was sorted by previous years or by region, but I saw that Jiangnan and Jiangbei were clearly divided. Next to each table sign was a blooming golden belt surrounded by peony. The flowers were bright red, and the remaining circle of stamens in the middle were clear and dazzling. The entire flower was divided into two parts, with several large and stretched petals at the bottom, and the upper part was composed of several small pavilions, which were upright and elegant, and indeed had the temperament of the prime minister.

It was still a bit early, and everyone sat in groups of three or three on the surrounding sand and chatted and laughed. Jiang Shuiyuan and Zhou Yuantong also chose a remote corner to sit down and continued to talk about some interesting stories about the ancient literati.

Before they could say a few words, two old white men, one tall and thin, and the other was short and fat, pushed the door open and didn't say hello to everyone when they entered the door. They came directly at the empty seat beside Jiang Shuiyuan, and were still arguing endlessly: "Plum rain, plum rain, when plum rain, it is naturally rainy when plums are ripe, which is obvious!"

The short and fat old man shook his huge head: "Brother Fang's words are bad! The so-called 'plum rain' is actually 'mold rain', which means that the rain is too wet and the utensils are prone to mold, so it is called 'mold rain'. Later generations spread rumors, so they mistakenly mean 'plum rain', which actually has nothing to do with the weather when the plums are ripe. We scholars should dig into the bottom line, rectify the origin, and make the vulgarity correct. How can we blindly follow the simple views of the world?"

"What is the shallow view of the world? It is clearly a tried and true insightful view, okay?" The tall and thin old man frowned, looking very bitter and revenge. "If you don't believe me, recall that when the plums were ripe last year, did it rain for more than ten days? When the plums were ripe this year, it rained for more than half a month? Brother Yao, don't go through your writing and research all day long, but at least you can't get out of the weather outside every few days. You will always feel shallow when you know this, and you must practice it yourself!"

The short and fat old man shook his head even more happily: "Absurd, absurd, it's simply ridiculous! I read Wang Yun's "Shuowen Explanation" yesterday afternoon, and Wang Yun's "Shuowen Explanation" this afternoon. Can you infer that I read this "Shuowen Explanation" the day before yesterday, tomorrow and even in the afternoon in the future? Obviously not! By the same token, from the situation last year and this year, you can conclude that it rains when the yellow plum blossoms are ripe in other years?"

The tall and thin old man was displeased: "Even if you don't believe me, you should have read the poem "Every family rains in the Huangmei season" of Zhao Shixiu in the Southern Song Dynasty?"

The short and fat old man said to his head: "I have only read Zengji of the Southern Song Dynasty, 'Plums are yellow and sunny every day'!"

Jiang Shuiyuan, who was sitting beside him, was having a lot of fun listening to the two old men fighting, and each of them could find some evidence, which was quite like "two children debate the day", and couldn't help laughing out loud. The tall and thin old man's eyes immediately pierced like an awl: "This classmate, you should be here to participate in the Chinese studies difficult competition, right? Have you not even learned the most basic "Rules for Disciples" and don't know the two teachings of 'Parents', 'Parents should listen carefully', 'Before respecting elders, you should keep your voice low'?"

Everyone in the room looked over, and Zhou Yuantong also secretly felt a lot of worries about Jiang Shuiyuan: These two old men were most of the guests invited by the organizing committee, and maybe they were still judges in the future competition. If they leave a bad impression now, there will be many disasters in the future competition!

Under the gaze of everyone, Jiang Shuiyuan stood up: "I have naturally read the "Rules for Disciples". Not only do I know the two sentences of "Parents should listen respectfully" and "Prespect the elders, and the voice should be low", but I also know the two sentences of "My relatives have made mistakes, and I will advise them to update" and "I will not hear it, but it is not appropriate."

The short and fat old man looked happy: "Have you ever been a kiss? Do you think the Huangmei season is always sunny?"

The tall and thin old man immediately retorted: "It is clear that it is raining in the Huangmei season!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said: "I think the two predecessors may have forgotten the poems of another Southern Song poet, otherwise they would not have been so angry to argue."

"What line of poetry?" the two asked in unison.

"A sentence from Dai Fugu's "Early Summer Tour to Zhangyuan" is that 'The weather of cooked plums is half cloudy and clear'. It can be seen that the yellow plum season is half cloudy and half sunny, and it is cloudy and clear. Both of the two seniors are very reasonable."

The two old men were stunned at first, and then they all laughed: "This little slippery guy has done the essence of a good man at a young age and is very good at riding a wall! Not bad, the Huangmei season is indeed half-shady and half-sunny, and it is also cloudy and sunny. Everyone has a reason. By the way, my friend, which school do you come from? It is really rare to have such a talent!"

"By thanks to the praise of the two seniors, they are at Xiajiang Water Source, and come from Huai'an Prefecture Middle School affiliated to Jingshi University."

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