Forty-eighth, Jiangshuiyuan Election Committee
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Jiang Shuiyuan rode his bicycle to stagger into the campus. At first glance, he saw a huge poster hanging on the front floor. On the picture, he was stylistically, lovingly, and peeing, without spots or wrinkles. Of course, Jiang Shuiyuan himself had no spots and wrinkles on his face. He wore a well-fitting suit and neat tie, and then extended his left hand to the audience and made an enchanting invitation. The meaning of the action was very obvious: vote for me!
The person in the picture must be right, and the scene behind it is also very familiar. Jiang Shuiyuan thought for a long time before he remembered that this should be the scene when he participated in a certain Chinese studies difficult selection competition, but he remembered that no one seemed to take a photo of himself at that time! Who bought this from which corner?
The campaign slogan is marked with large vertical characters on one side of the poster: "Create a campus of love and beauty together!" Jiang Shuiyuan wanted to cover his face: Who thought of such a slogan of second-class skills? Why is it so fascinating? Can't it be a little taller, such as "being willing to contribute and serving classmates", and "opening up communication channels and building a communication platform"?
In the lower part of the picture, Jiang Shuiyuan’s resume:
River Water Source, 14 years old
Class monitor of Grade 1 (2) and President of Chinese Studies Kotanshe
Member of the Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics Group of Osaishe
The fourth place in the province in the middle school entrance examination
Second place in the school's admission class exam
First place in the final exam for the first semester of senior year
Champion of the singing competition for middle school students in the country
The champion of the National Studies Trial Selection Competition of the National Studies, the best debater
Fourth place in the provincial national studies difficult selection competition
First Prize in Group B, the 53rd New Concept Composition Competition for Cute Cup
The last line was obviously posted yesterday, and it was still fresh. But then again, with such a national first prize finale, the whole resume really looks much more solid and looks very colorful. Jiang Shuiyuan doesn’t know what other people’s resumes will be like, at least he is not inferior to them in this regard.
At the last signing, Jiang Shuiyuan sensitively captured a strange phrase: Jiang Shuiyuan's campaign committee. What the hell is this? But since such an inexplicable organization exists, it must be inseparable from Wu Zichen; even if he is not involved, he will know the whole story of the matter. The name "Huai'an Mansion Zhongchao" is not a blind name. Only the wrong name is given, and no wrong nickname is given!
Some people just kept silent. As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan thought about it, he heard Wu Zichen shouting in surprise behind him: "Boss, you are back! I thought you would come back to school yesterday after the competition, but I didn't expect you to come in the morning, afternoon, and I didn't come in the evening, and my classmates and I were waiting for everything. Who knew that as soon as I entered the school gate this morning, I saw you, Boss, and I was so happy!"
Han Yun looked at Wu Zichen in surprise: "Wu Zichen, you have diarrhea, and you can't close your mouth when it opens, right?"
"I guess the mouth is rented, so I'm in a hurry?" Jiang Shuiyuan guessed, then turned his face and asked Wu Zichen: "I'll ask you, where did the posters on this wall come from?"
"Oh, this poster is painted outside the school and asked someone to hang it here."
"I asked who made it!"
"It should be done by a certain announcement company? I don't know much about the details, so I may need to ask."
"Get out!" Jiang Shuiyuan was furious.
Han Yun smiled and said, "This is called "the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked. There are any class monitors, and there are any kind of classmates. You just deliberately tried to make me carelessly, but I didn't expect that Wu Zichen would pretend to be crazy and fool you in the blink of an eye, right? Sure enough, June debts have to be fast! You two continue to fight. I still haven't finished my homework, so I have to go to the classroom early to make up for it, so I lost my companion for the time being!" After that, he waved his hand and left.
Of course Wu Zichen would not leave. Seeing Han Yun walking far away, Jiang Shuiyuanbiao took the initiative to honestly say: "It's because I'm not good at Mandarin and poor understanding. I don't understand what you mean by Boss! If you are asking the investor who made the poster, as you can see, it was produced by the Jiang Shuiyuan Campaign Committee."
“What the hell is the campaign committee?”
"As the name suggests, the election committee is a temporary institution established to promote the campaign concept, master campus public opinion, call on everyone to vote for it, and promote the successful election of the eldest son, you should also know that the student union campaign is full of tricks, one person is short of intelligence and everyone is smarter. It is natural to set up the election committee to do its best and perform their duties. Moreover, these days you go to Shanghai to participate in competitions, not in school, and the election situation is so urgent, and it is really necessary for the election committee to coordinate and handle various matters!"
I went to Shanghai to participate in the competition, deliberately to avoid the election, okay? Jiang Shuiyuan asked again: "Who is there in the committee? Where are you in the position?"
"The committee is full of talents, and there are all kinds of people in all kinds of education, such as the cake of our class, the class leader Liu Da from the next class, as well as senior Liu Xinying, senior Chen Di, senior Fu Shouzhang from the Chinese Studies Association, etc. I am not talented, and now I am the deputy director of the election committee and director of the propaganda department."
"No wonder the campaign slogan is so second. It turns out to be your masterpiece!" Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly realized, "Who is the director of the committee?"
"The committee director is," Wu Zichen secretly glanced at Jiang Shuiyuan, then carefully moved outside his attack range before answering truthfully, "It's the beauty of Puxiaoxiangpu University!"
"Ah!" Jiang Shuiyuan was stunned on the spot.
Wu Zichen quickly explained: "In fact, the team leader Liu Da also agreed very much. After all, Pu Xiaoxiang has a good appearance and good temperament, and has a great influence on campus, which will have a positive impact on the election. At the same time, using her good relationship with the school, she can get more support from the campaign funds and have a better office and publicity venue, such as the poster you see.
"And according to the sample survey of the election committee office, after Pu Xiaoxiang became director, your vote rate among the boys in the school increased by 2.4 percentage points; she announced that once the boss is successfully elected, you will randomly give away 10 signed photo photos, your vote rate among the boys in the school soared by 13.7 percentage points! It can be said that she has made great contributions to your successful election!"
Pu Xiaoxiang wants to send a photo? Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly moved his heart and asked quickly: "What about the girls in the school? You shouldn't have made any strange promises on my back?"
"Other, there's nothing more," Wu Zichen replied timidly, and subconsciously became farther away from the river water source. "At most, I'll send a few signature photos like Pu Xiaoxiang, and then accompany them to go shopping, eat, chat, etc. At the same time, dating so many girls, but many people can't wait for the good things that countless boys in the school dream of! At most, I'll do some tricks and choose beautiful and cute soft girls..."
Jiang Shuiyuan was so angry that smoke came from the seven orifices, and waved to Wu Zichen: "Come on, come here, I promise not to beat you to death!"
Wu Zichen is not stupid: "I can't go! Look at your angry look, boss, you clearly want to kill me with one punch. The beautiful high school life has just begun, and I want to live a few more years!"
"Don't worry, I won't kill you with one punch. No matter how hard I have to punch three or five hundred punches to eliminate my hatred. I can't bear to kill you with one punch!"
Wu Zichen fought coldly: "Don't! Don't! Lutijie beat Zhen Guanxi to death with three punches. If you really hit three or five hundred punches, I guess I will become a ball of minced meat. Boss, please give up your hand and spare the younger one!"
"How could it be? Your body is much stronger than Zhen Guanxi, so you will definitely get a few more punches!"
"Boss, are you praising me? But why can't I be happy at all?"
"Of course I'm praising you." Jiang Shuiyuan said earnestly, "Come here quickly. I will give you a high hand and finally leave you a breath!"
Wu Zichen said pitifully: "Boss, I am a little student, don't lie to me!"
"I can only hit you, how could I lie to you?" Jiang Shuiyuan's fist clenched and clattered.
When Wu Zichen got to his side, Jiang Shuiyuan began to fill his old fists. But before he even touched his fist, Wu Zichen screamed like he had been tortured by the top ten Qing Dynasty. The listener was so sad, and the listener was crying. Just as he was in a hurry, someone clapped and said, "The handsome man Jiang is really leisurely and elegant, and he exercises early in the morning!" Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly felt excited:
Chapter completed!