Fifty-eight, Truth or Dare (Part 2)
This is the first one to choose a big adventure since the opening. Jiang Shuiyuan knew that Cai Xiaojia was thin and worried that they would not end up with too much fun. He warned again: "I can stir-fry tofu with pickles and salt first. The cake is a soft girl, don't play too unruly.???? w?w w?.b?i q?u?g?e?c?nWhoever makes her cry then will be responsible for making her laugh!"
Cai Xiaojia quickly looked up at Jiang Shuiyuan again and whispered: "It's okay, squad leader."
Asked the question that man was frightened by Jiang Shuiyuan and said a big adventure punishment that was not too much: "Then please ask the opposite sex present to sing love songs for you! Of course, it is okay to invite the opposite sex to sing love songs with you."
Cai Xiaojia looked up at Jiang Shuiyuan again, as if begging Jiang Shuiyuan to rescue her from danger. Jiang Shuiyuan was about to get up, but Wu Zichen had already stood up first, and shook his head and sighed: "There is no way, who made me so handsome and talented? It is natural to be loved by people who have been classmates for so long. But being loved by so many girls and boys is really troublesome!"
Everyone suddenly retching.
Wu Yangzhen even criticized him: "I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen you so narcissistic. Your existence has simply lowered the moral bottom line of human narcissism in minutes! For the sake of our all getting to know each other, you should give us a lot of money. My overnight dinner has been spit out!"
Wu Zichen seemed to have not heard of it and said with a stinky face: "Although I'm very upset by being liked by so many girls and boys, I'm still very happy if it's a piece of cake. Since Xiaocai is looking at me with a very sincere and very passionate look, begging me, then you all here are lucky! Let me bring you a "Girls on the opposite side" to you, please enjoy it!"
"Shuo Ji Wu, shouldn't you sing "The Boy on the Opposite Sees Here"?" Wu Yangzhen will never give up any opportunity to attack Wu Zichen.
Wu Zichen rolled his eyes: "August girl Zhen, you scream again. Do you believe it or not, I will pull you up and sing a love song with me for a duet?"
"Haha, I surrender, you can let me go!"
After Wu Yangzhen shut up, Wu Zichen picked up the microphone and started singing: "The girl opposite came over, looked over, looked over. The performance here is very exciting. Please don't pretend to ignore it..." As soon as the previous few sentences were sung, everyone started to clamor:
"Isn't it rap? Why did I feel a car accident scene where a hundred thousand people died and millions injured?"
"Luckily I listened to him singing with my eyes open, otherwise I would have thought I had arrived at the slaughterhouse!"
"I don't like the bass part. Because I didn't hear it at all, but the treble part obviously felt like there were 2oo hungry wolves chasing him from behind, which was so hoarse!"
Wu Zichen still closed his eyes and looked intoxicated, as if everyone's comments were like the spring breeze passing by. But when he raised the microphone again and was about to continue singing, there were already miserable miserables in the audience: "Elder Sun, please take away the magical powers!"
"Help, someone is making noise and killing people!"
"I'm really dead, I'm almost having a heart attack!"
Even the one who initially asked the opposite sex to sing love songs for Cai Xiaojia could not stand it and pleaded repeatedly: "Brother, I was wrong, please give us a way out! I have calculated this big adventure, can you stop singing? We really can't stand it!"
Wu Zichen opened his eyes with unfulfilled feelings and glanced at the man: "Is my singing like the sound of nature, melodious and melodious, and the lingering sound lingers for three days. It makes you lose yourself in it, and you feel that your soul is about to leave your body? It's right to have this feeling! My singing contains multiple types such as soul music, gospel music, country music, etc., which will make your soul be washed at the deepest level!"
Everyone suddenly retching again.
Wu Yangzhen cursed unhappily: "Don't you have the nerve to boast about it? Do you know that your tone has already run around the Milky Way three times in the few seconds you hummed?"
"You mean I'm out of tune?"
"No, you didn't go out of tune," Wu Yangzhen said confidently, "because you weren't at all!"
Wu Zichen was furious: "Dare you say I'm not on the tune! Why don't I sing it alone for you from the beginning, and you can listen carefully?"
"Uh... I was wrong! In fact, the handsome guy Wu's singing voice is beautiful and delicate, and he is completely a fairy fart."
"How do you say this?"
"This song should only be found in heaven, how many times can you hear it in the world!"
If you want to say that Wu Zichen's singing is definitely a nuclear weapon, and it is a TnT equivalent of 10,000 tons, and its deterrence is much stronger than the threat of the river water source. Moreover, Wu Zichen posed as a hob: Any private problem that cannot be solved by a piece of cake. Let's come to me! It shocked most of the audience present at once. The following questions of truth are obviously very popular:
"Beauty, how much is your weight?"
"Little junior sister, how tall are you?"
"Which is your birthday?"
But there are always some people who are not afraid of Wu Zichen, and even those who are afraid of Wu Zichen ask some questions that make everyone excited and cheerful. For example, Wu Yangzhen asked: "Sister Xiao Cai, which student of the opposite sex do you like the most on the scene? Special reminder, don't tell lies when answering. Otherwise, you will become Princess Taiping in the future!"
Cai Xiaojia pursed her lips gently and replied, "I like the squad leader the most!"
"Oh—?" The answer was reasonable and unexpected. Everyone couldn't help but be surprised at the same time. Pu Xiaoxiang followed and asked, "What did handsome guy Jiang have done the most to impress Xiaojia, you still remember it vividly?"
"I was crying alone in the classroom, and he came to comfort me." Cai Xiaojia looked at everyone's eyes with him and he immediately explained: "It was during the high school entrance examination. The class monitor and I were in the same exam room. At that time, the math test paper was very difficult and I couldn't do many questions. Then I burst into tears in the exam room with embarrassment. However, the invigilator and other classmates didn't care about me, but the class monitor went over to comfort me and asked me to adjust my mood quickly and welcome the afternoon exam. At that time, the class monitor didn't know me. I still remember this thing freshly."
"Wow, so cunning!" Wu Yangzhen shouted, "Handsome Senior, you have discovered that Sister Cai is a big beauty very early, so you took the initiative to comfort her, right?"
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled and said, "Children Wu Yangzhen is so amazing. You even found this. It seems that you have to kill you to silence me!"
Cai Xiaojia shook her head shyly: "No! At that time, I was a very ordinary yellow-haired girl from the countryside. If you don't believe me, you can ask Wu Zichen, he and I are junior high school classmates."
Wu Zichen confirmed Cai Xiaojia's statement: "Although Xiaocai is born with beauty, she was disheveled all day long at that time. Apart from my keen eyes, there are not many people who have the potential to be a big beauty. What's more, in the middle school entrance examination, the boss has no intention of looking around and flirting with her? The ugly girl Zhen purely judges a gentleman's belly by the heart of a villain!"
Pu Xiaoxiang was a little tasty: "I didn't expect Xiaojia and handsome guy Jiang met so early! I said why Xiaojia was so obedient to handsome guy Jiang. It turns out that you two have such a relationship!"
Wu Zichen was jealous of Pu Xiaoxiang and was so scared that he immediately took over the conversation: "Don't mention you, even if I am a younger brother, I just learned the news. It seems that the boss is really Huyan Leifeng who does good deeds without leaving a name! Let's continue playing the game. It should be my turn to ask questions, right? A piece of cake. My question is, in your eyes, what kind of person am I?"
Cai Xiaojia turned her head and thought for a moment: "Although you don't have many friends, you are very sincere to every friend. When encountering things, you will do your best to do your best. Even if you are an ordinary classmate in the class, you will take the initiative to help as long as you find you. Although you sometimes speak harshly, you are just a sharp tongue. Overall, you are a very good and very good person!"
"Look, look, what does it mean to 'a newcomer marry into a house, and the matchmaker throws over the wall'? That's it! I just sang a love song for her just now, and I gave me a good person card in a blink of an eye!" Wu Zichen said angrily, "Boss, it's time for you to ask Xiaocai a piece of questions next. You must ask a BT question without moral integrity and bottom line, so that Xiaocai blushed and sweats!"
Cai Xiaojia smiled and said, "The squad leader is not as bad as you!" (To be continued.)
ps:
Chapter completed!