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Fourth, the uncle is still the uncle

After finally staying up until the afternoon class, Jiang Shuiyuan breathed a sigh of relief and thought that his ears could finally be quiet for a while. Unexpectedly, this guy drank a sip of water and said slowly: "I said it all morning and noon, and I feel a little dry. I will continue to talk to you after I rest!"

Jiang Shuiyuan almost didn't feel bad: Talking to you uncle! Who has been chatting with you? It's clear that you have been talking about it all the time, so I'm only responsible for listening to your nagging, okay?

There were not many people in the classroom, only about thirty, most of them were boys, and the top girls could count them. Because no one knew each other, they had to sit in the dormitory as a group, chatting in groups of east and west, and occasionally look at the classmates in the next few weeks. Jiang Shuiyuan and Shi Yang chose a good location, and in the last row of the classroom, they could just look down on the whole class.

As soon as the ringtone rang, a kind-hearted old man rushed into the classroom with the information in his arms. When he saw the students who were scattered with stars, he frowned slightly. After putting down the information, he clapped his hands: "Before introducing yourself, I want to ask you two questions, I hope everyone will answer them enthusiastically. First, do you think I am a big evil deed like Jack the Ripper, Texas Chainsaw Killer, etc.? You can answer this classmate!"

The girl named stood up and replied carefully: "I don't think she looks like a bad person at all! Teacher, how could you be like a bad person?"

Nonsense! Don’t say that he doesn’t look like him, even if he looks like him, who is not a fool, dares to say that when he meets him, you look like a murderer? Isn’t this intention to make yourself uncomfortable? The old man nodded with satisfaction: “Very good, please sit down. But I still want to remind you that although people often say ‘appearance comes from the heart’, there is actually no necessary connection between appearance and quality. After all, bad people will not engrave words on their faces. So when you find friends in the future, don’t just look at their appearance, judge people by their appearance!”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and the girl was also embarrassed and blushed.

The old man said again: "The second question is, if I say I have a Class A infectious disease, I will be infected as long as I am within ten meters of my side; and I have a very toxic radioactive source at any time, which will provide strong radiation to surrounding organisms at any time; at the same time, my body temperature is as high as 70 degrees. The scorching heat radiation makes everyone unable to avoid me. Do you believe it? This boy, please answer it!"

This time, the old man was referring to Shi Yang, who was sitting next to the river water source, with his neck stretched like a big goose. Shi Yang hurriedly stood up and stammered and replied: "Hello, Professor He, hello--"

"Do you know me?" The old man was a little surprised.

"I don't know you. It's just that I've been fortunate to read your great book "General Biology" and also listened to your lecture videos online. I have admired you for a long time!"

The old man waved his hand: "The big work is not worthy of. It's just an ordinary textbook. I'm satisfied with my children just by asking not to mislead people. Besides, I'm a bad old man, not a 28 girl, a billionaire, and a country-owned man. What's there to admire? Leave no more gossip, you'd better answer my question first!"

"My answer is not believe it. Why?" Shi Yang asked and answered, "First, you said you have Class A infectious diseases, but according to the current regulations of our country, once Class A infectious diseases develop, patients and pathogen carriers must be forced to isolate and treated, so Class A infectious diseases are also called compulsory management infectious diseases. If you are really infected with Class A infectious diseases, you cannot appear in this classroom at all. What's more, the state has mandatory regulations on whether the teaching staff is infected with infectious diseases themselves?

"Secondly. You said that you have a radioactive source that is extremely toxic at any time. As far as I know, the country has special management agencies and safety management methods for radioactive materials. Ordinary people cannot obtain a radioactive source at all, especially a radioactive source that is extremely toxic. - Take a step back, even if you have the ability to obtain a radioactive source, then you don't have any protective measures to carry it with you, which is purely harmful to others and not good for yourself, and even killing 800 enemies and harming one thousand of them. Who would do such a thankless job?

"Third, you said that your body temperature is as high as 70 degrees. This is even more impossible. Everyone here has learned a little bit of biology. Who doesn't know that most proteins will degenerate and lose their biological activity at around 60 degrees? If your body temperature is as high as 70 degrees, you may have been sent to Icu for a long time to rescue!"

The old man nodded in approval. Then he looked straight: "Since I have no scrotching hair, no infectious diseases, and life-threatening things like radioactive sources, why are you still huddling in the corner and far away from me? Could it be that I, the old man, have a strange smell?"

"No!"

"No."

"Teacher, you have a fragrance!" the students replied laughing, but no one stood up and walked forward.

The old man said, "That's good! I will first introduce myself. My surname is He. My name is He Dayi. I am a teacher from the School of Life Sciences of Liangjiang Normal University. This time, I was assigned by the Provincial Education Commission and the Provincial Middle School Biology Teaching Research Association to tell you about the hot issues in biology research in recent years and the content changes of the Biology Olympiad. Next, I started to call the name, and the students who clicked the name sat next to each other from the first row, and then gave a self-introduction. Do you understand?"

"I understand!" everyone replied in unison. Although it is easier to sit together by familiar people, sitting at the same table with strangers like they are now, it is a bit of adventure, which makes everyone here excited: Maybe they sit with those girls? Even if they are not girls, it is good to make more friends!

Seeing that everyone had no objection, the old man picked up the list and started to name it: "Yu Bingcheng!"

Yu Bingcheng didn't expect that He Dayi was the first one to point, so he couldn't help but feel a little nervous, and the tension was mixed with a little excitement: Look, brother, I am the number one among you! But under the dual effects of tension and excitement, he was confused by just a few self-introductions and turned into ugly things. He didn't have the nerve to raise his head all afternoon.

He Dayi then ordered a few more people. Jiang Shuiyuan didn't hear his name for a long time. Instead, the second guy Shi Yang was first picked up and then he realized the trick.

According to common sense, name-name means reading one by one according to the roster until it is finished. However, Teacher He Dayi is unique and reads according to some rules, which leads to the students in a dormitory never sitting together. What is the name-name? It is obvious that Prefect Qiao is randomly making a spouse! However, this is not a bad thing for Jiang Shuiyuan - as long as he doesn't sit at the same table with Shi Yang, being with anyone is like a benefit.

"River water source!"

"Come!" Jiang Shuiyuan quickly got up and walked forward. Just as he was about to introduce himself, He Dayi stared at him and looked up and down: "Huh? Young man, why did I feel that I have seen you somewhere?"

"Because he is the source of the river!" Shi Yang said quickly and immediately interfered.

Jiang Shuiyuan was afraid that Shi Yang would speak nonsense again and offend others invisibly, so he quickly stopped the conversation: "Teacher He is so good at memorizing and can't forget it. We did meet before. Last time in the second affiliated high school entrance examination of Jinling University, you were the invigilator in our examination room."

That's right, this teacher He Dayi was the warm invigilator from the ancient road who pulled Jiang Shuiyuan repeatedly and refused to leave in the examination room last time. When Jiang Shuiyuan reminded him, He Dayi immediately remembered: "Oh——I remember, you are the little guy who cried and shouted to hand over the papers for half an hour after the exam, right? You are here to participate in the training camp? Yes! I said why did you rush to hand over the papers that day? It turned out that you were full of confidence and sure of victory, but it made me cry when I read "Three Kingdoms" - worry about the ancients!"

Jiang Shuiyuan touched his nose: "It's pure luck to be able to come for training!"

He Dayi agreed with this: "This is right. In fact, if you can get the first prize in the province, the difference in strength between you is not big, and the score may be one or two points, but one point is poor, one point is rich, and one point is wearing linen. You can come to participate in the training camp and represent the whole province in the national finals. To a large extent, it is indeed due to luck. I hope you can study hard during the training camp and not let down this hard-won luck. Okay, continue to introduce yourself!"
Chapter completed!
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