Fifty-six, signing session (1)
Just as Ge Juntian was two proud disciples - no, only one satisfied him, and the other one would only make him angry - while running around the capital, Jiang Shuiyuan was also busy in Huai'an. Bi �
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In fact, he is not busy. He is just dragged by Peng Min to welcome all kinds of gods everywhere, including senior executives of publishing houses and Jinyi Clothing, leaders of education departments, reporters from large and small media, and the "child care" invited by Peng Min at any time based on the status of various gods and the introduction of Peng Min, and seamlessly switch between good students, good babies, geniuses, artists, and many other identities. The expressions and movements cannot be inconsistent. In just two days, Jiang Shuiyuan has already felt that his facial muscles are cramping - this should be the legendary "faces are laughing so hard"?
Jiang Shuiyuan was interested in taking an injury leave and went back to recuperate. As a result, when he turned around, he saw his father and mother who were so smiling that he was invisible. He could only sigh in his heart: I would have been through the house three times and not in!
Ji Xun and Qiao Zhizhi were accompanied by Mr. Han Xianru.
As soon as they met, the short and fat Ji Xun smiled and said, "Mr. Jiang, we are not here to fight the autumn wind and eat for free! Brother Han and I, as well as bamboo poles, have three people gathered a gift for you. But you can't see this gift now. If you see it one day, don't dislike us for being troublesome. Just remember it is the intention of the three old brothers!"
I can't see it now, isn't it just a blank check?
Jiang Shuiyuan dared not be disrespectful at all: "Old Ji, Mr. Qiao, Mr. Han, you are all the Taishan Beidou in the academic world. As long as you can visit, it is the best intention and the most expensive gift. What else should you give? Isn't it a bad thing for me, a later student?"
Han Xianru added with great enthusiasm: "In fact, it is not a gift, it is just to save you some effort, so as not to waste precious time on some minor and irrelevant things. It is said that men do not learn skills at the age of thirty, but it is not completely correct, but it is not a big mistake. It means that the books you read and the knowledge you learned when you were young are of great significance to your life. When you enter middle age, although you can still learn it, it is basically like a bear who breaks a corn, and you forget it after learning it, and forget it while learning it. So, this gift is not too bad."
Qiao Zhizhi finally summarized the words with a stern face and said, "No matter what, it is the wish of the three old men after all!"
What treasures did you give me? Could it be that to save me time in love, marriage and having children, I directly tied Qiao Zhizhi's granddaughter as a gift? This seems illegal! Although Jiang Shuiyuan was confused, he still bowed deeply to express his gratitude: "Thank you, three gentlemen for your kindness."
Ji Xun shook his stubby fingers: "No need to thank us! If you really want to be grateful, then how about playing a small game with the three of us old men?"
Although Peng Min was chatting with the media reporters enthusiastically, he was actually listening to Jiang Shuiyuan and Ji Xun and others chatting with each other with his ears, and was ready to seize the hot news that could be used. Hearing this, he immediately came over: "Old Ji, do you want to play games with Jiang Shuiyuan? What game do you play?"
Ji Xun said with a smile: "Isn't Jiang Xiaoyou's title of "A Talk about the Difficulties of Chinese Studies"? The six words of "China, Learning, Discussion, Difficulty, History, and Talk, so let's play it simple and give a collection of Tang poetry. Brother Han and Zhugan, and I respectively have the first couplet, including the three words "China, Discussion, and History". When Jiang Xiaoyou's second couplet, we should include the three words "China, Discussion, and Talk". How about it?"
Peng Min immediately took a deep breath and said in fear: "Old Ji, you are a bit too difficult, right? As far as I know, the collection of sentences was a difficult study opera in ancient times. You stipulated that it was Tang poetry, and it also had to be embedded with characters, which increased the difficulty by more than one order of magnitude. I am afraid that the professor who studies Tang poetry in the National Academy of University came, and it was also-"
"Is it difficult?" Ji Xun asked with a smile.
Peng Min and a group of melon-eating reporters nodded repeatedly: This is not a difficult question, but it is already difficult to fly, okay? Not to mention anything else, ordinary people may not even memorize "Three Hundred Tang Poems". Okay, even if you memorize "Three Hundred Tang Poems" completely, it will be a whole. Can you use it to match couplets? After all, memorizing is one thing, and using it is another!
If there weren't anyone else present, Peng Min would like to question him: Mr., do you know what we spent money to invite you over? We asked you to stand up, not to sabotage you! Since you have collected the money, can you have some professional ethics?!
Unexpectedly, Ji Xun shook his stubborn fingers again, "That's because you are not only stupid, but also lazy."
"But I feel that I am neither stupid nor lazy, and I still can't help but express the collection of Tang poetry. Why is that?" Before Ji Xun finished speaking, an old voice said outside the crowd.
Peng Min seemed to have met a savior and couldn't help but cheer: "Old Tong, you are here!"
Jiang Shuiyuan looked in the voice and saw Professor Tong Tianshen of the Mandarin Department of Peking Normal University. Professor Cao Wendao of the Mandarin Department of Zhendan University and Professor Yan Kechu of the Chinese Department of Liangjiang Normal University were both famous artists he met when he participated in the New Concept Composition Competition last year. I think they were also invited by Jinyi, so they came together. He hurriedly greeted: "Hello Mr. Tong, Professor Cao, Professor Yan, thank you for being proud of coming!"
"Old Tong, are you here too?" It seems that Ji Xun also knows Tong Tianshen, "You are not sorry for the collection of words and sentences of Tang poetry. It is because of the third reason. You are not genius enough!"
Tong Tianshen nodded: "I admit this, I am indeed not very talented. But can genius express your Tang poetry collection and sentence collection? I express my doubts."
"Then I will prove it to you!" Ji Xun said to Jiang Shuiyuan: "Then let's start the game?"
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled shyly: "I used to be a little stupid, but fortunately I'm not lazy recently. Let me give it a try?"
Ji Xun nodded: "Okay, the first couplet I wrote is 'Willing to take Anxi General to serve the country'. It comes from "Give to General Zhao" by Zhang Ji in the Tang Dynasty. There is a word 'guo' in it. The second couplet you are right should have the word 'xue' and you need to say the author and the name of the poem. Give you five minutes?"
Han Xianru couldn't help but laugh and scolded: "Old man Ji, it seems that you have been planning for a long time! Otherwise, based on your ability, you will know that Zhang Ji also has a "Gived to General Zhao"? He also said that he would give people five minutes, and I will give you an hour. He would also allow you to search for the answers. Can you answer them if you can answer them?"
Ji Xun was not annoyed at all, and still smiled like Maitreya Buddha: "I can't answer, but I know someone can answer it! Is it, Xiaoyou Jiang?"
Jiang Shuiyuan did not answer his question, and then turned his head and thought for a moment and said, "I think the second couplet can be used to "Dixiyunlin First Learning Immortals" in Du Guangting's "Inscription on Hongdu Guan". I wonder what Mr. Ji thinks?"
"Will you win Anxi to serve the country, hide in Yunlin and start learning immortality? OK!" Before Ji Xun could answer, Tong Tianshen and Peng Minxian shouted in unison, and the others also applauded and cheered.
Ji Xun looked at everyone with a gloomy face: "How about Lao Tong, I just said someone can get right?"
Tong Tianshen snorted coldly: "That's the credit of Jiang Shuiyuan, what's the matter with you?"
Ji Xun was too lazy to argue with Tong Tianshen and said to Qiao Zhizhi: "Bamboo, it's your turn!"
Qiao Zhizhi had a stern face, still looking very bitter and revenge: "Before coming, Ji Xun came up with such a bad idea, but he didn't make it clear. I thought I wanted to include the three words "country", "theory" and "historical" in the first couplet. I searched for a long time before I found a Tang poem called "Qing's the entire Chinese history". I guess it would be difficult to find a Tang poem with the three words "learning", "difficulty" and "talk" as the second couplet, right?"
Jiang Shuiyuan replied with a wry smile: "It's not very difficult, it shouldn't be there!"
Qiao Zhizhi nodded: "Then you just need to tell who the author of this poem is."
Jiang Shuiyuan said: "The author of this poem was Xu Jie in the late Tang Dynasty and the Five Dynasties. His courtesy name was Zhaomeng, a native of Putian. He ascended the Jinshi in the first year of Ganning (89o) of Emperor Zhaozong of Tang Dynasty and was awarded the title of Secretary General. Later, he returned to his hometown to follow Wang Shenzhi. His poem was very famous at that time and was known as the "Jinxiu Dui". The poem mentioned by Mr. Qiao came from his "Send to the Secretariat of the Second Secretariat of the Second Secretariat of Huashan Sikong."
Chapter completed!