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Six, some other stories (below)

Jiang Shuiyuan knew that Mr. Ge started to advertise for Jingshi University again, so Xiaoxiao didn't say anything. When he was about to reach Chengqi Pavilion, he asked Chen Xuan: "Mr. Chen, what's the good thing about Jingshi University in your opinion?"

Chen Xuan thought for a while: "Before I was admitted to Jingshi University, like Miss Huang, I also thought that Jingshi University was good everywhere. After I went to Jingshi University, I realized that Jingshi University was good, of course, but it was not without shortcomings. To give an inappropriate example, it was like chasing a girl I like. When I didn't catch her, I thought she was good everywhere and beautiful everywhere. When I got her, I would look at the problem objectively and found that she might not know how to cook, have a little willful personality, and other bad things."

When Mr. Ge heard this, he couldn't help but stab him: "What about after you leave college? Do you think she is better than anything else when you miss your ex-girlfriend?"

Chen Xuan raised three fingers: "Although what you meant is roughly not bad, there are three points I want to correct. First of all, I have not had a girlfriend yet, so there is no magical creature like 'ex-girlfriend'.''Missing ex-girlfriend' is a complete false proposition! Secondly, after leaving college, it is not like missing her ex-girlfriend, but like turning her girlfriend into a wife. Not only fully affirmed her goodness, but also tried to tolerate her bad side. Thirdly, my feelings for my alma mater are more like parents treating their children. I can criticize her without hesitation and point out her shortcomings and deficiencies, but I will never allow others to say a word of bad things about her!"

Mr. Ge hummed a few times: "You still have some conscience!"

It is probably rare to hear someone telling the shortcomings of Jingshi University, especially from the alumni of Jingshi University. Huang Tongyuan couldn't help but ask: "Then Mr. Chen, tell me, what are the disadvantages of Jingshi University?"

"A lot!" Chen Xuan said with his fingers: "First of all, what I want to complain about most is the ratio of men and women! There is a famous saying at Jingshi University that is 'the ratio of men and women is five to one, one couple and two pairs of love'. You can imagine what kind of hot life this is! It's a pity that I was devoted to learning in high school, thinking that I could live a better life when I arrived at Jingshi University. Who would have thought that Jingshi University had never touched a girl's hand in four years? Are you sad? I remember that I went to Peking Normal University to attend a fellow villager's association once and heard that the ratio of men and women in their school was four to six. Please note that girls are six and boys are four! As long as boys have no special hobbies or are born with innate defects, they can basically find beautiful girlfriends. When I heard this, my drool was almost flowing out."

Huang Tongyuan looked at Chen Xuan and then at Ge Juntian: "Then why don't you go to the Normal University to find it? It's just right for you to communicate with each other!"

Chen Xuan looked sad: "Did you think we didn't think about it? I really don't have time and energy! This is the second point I will complain about next. The pressure on my school is too heavy. For example, our mathematics department not only needs to study the science of mathematics, but also needs to learn modern physics, quantum mechanics, organic chemistry of chemistry, physical chemistry, microcomputer principles of computers, assembly language, microcontroller principles of electronics, circuit analysis, and other inexplicable things, and they are also called "inter-professional education, wide-caliber training". Every time students from other schools see me, they can't help but ask me: 'Hey, aren't you a math? Have you changed your career?'"

Huang Tongyuan smiled and said, "It's really convenient to train like you, changing careers."

Chen Xuan shrugged helplessly: "We not only learned broadly, but also learned deeply. I remember that a professor from a mathematics department in Xikang came to our department as a visiting scholar. After listening to the semester, he concluded that the academic year thesis level of famous eastern universities is equal to the graduation thesis level of ordinary western universities, and the academic year thesis level of Jingshi University is equal to the graduation thesis level of other famous eastern universities. His words may be a bit exaggerated, but this can also show how profound we have learned!"

Ge Juntian had a different opinion: "I don't learn every subject well and I just skim the surface. Is it still higher education?"

Chen Xuan ignored him and continued to complain: "In the end, what I want to complain about is that the campus is too big! You have also seen that you have to take the bus when you are walking around the campus, not to mention living in it and studying for four years. When I was in college, I saw my friends who were studying in other schools riding a bicycle and taking their girlfriends for a ride on campus, and I was very envious, because it not only requires a girlfriend, but also a very good physical strength! Look at our school so big, and there are mountains everywhere, high and low, ups and downs, how strong is it to take the girl around?"

Huang Tongyuan blinked: "Why do I feel like this is showing off?"

Jiang Shuiyuan was also worried: "I feel the same way!"

Chen Xuan patted Jiang Shuiyuan on the shoulder: "You want to ask me what is the best thing about Jingshi University, and my answer is a student. I don't want to say how many Nobel Prize winners have been won by students who graduated from Jingshi University, how many Sun Yuanqi International Young Scientist Award winners, nor do I want to say how many Jingshi University alumni account for among academicians and members of Congress. I just want to say a very simple fact. Every year when freshmen register, you can easily find the top 20 college entrance examinations in various provinces and the highest winners of various middle school student competitions at the registration site, because they are all here."

Huang Tongyuan sighed: "Indeed, although Jingshi University does not recruit many students every year, it has attracted the best talents in the country!"

"It's not scary to be excellent. What's scary is that excellent people work harder than you!" Chen Xuan pointed to the surroundings and said, "Did you see? Although the Spring Festival has just passed and the school has not started yet, the libraries, study rooms, and research institutes are already crowded with people. Many people even run and exercise, holding notebooks in their hands or headsets on their heads, using their little time to memorize and listen to the radio. Perhaps many people think they are all nerds, who only know how to read books, study, and do experiments, without any interest in life or normal hobbies. In fact, this is not the case.

The so-called academic masters or gods are that they are not only better than you, but also better than you. The annual welcome party, New Year's Day party and graduation party, as well as the sports leagues between Beijing universities, and the level of students from the World University of China is definitely at the professional level. No matter how lazy or procrastinate you were before, with so many outstanding classmates, you are like a fly lying on the tail of a thousand-mile horse or a dandelion wrapped in a hurricane. You will be pushed forward by the invisible huge force and will become excellent unknowingly!"

Huang Tongyuan was even more fascinated: "This is really an inspiring place!"

Jiang Shuiyuan thought of another question: "Everyone runs so fast, aren't there anybody behind?"

"Of course there are! Every year, people who can't withstand academic pressure and drop out, and the dropout rate of students at Jingshi University has always been high, and they are among the top universities in Beijing." Ge Juntian took over the topic, "Of course, those who drop out are not only those who can't keep up with their studies, but also those who can't think about it. Do you know where the smartest students at Jingshi University are?"

Jiang Shuiyuan replied hesitantly: "In prison?"

Mr. Ge couldn't help but give Jiang Shuiyuan a thundering: "What do you think about in your head all day long? Can't you think of something good? For example, commit suicide?"

Huang Tongyuan spoke in surprise: "Anyone who committed suicide?"

"Of course there is! Which university does not have it? Is this very fresh?" Ge Juntian seemed to be very frank about this question: "Jiang Shuiyuan, please continue to guess. If you guess correctly, I will treat you to the roast duck from Bianqifang!"

In order to eat Mr. Ge’s roast duck, Jiang Shuiyuan thought seriously for a few seconds: “Psychiatric hospital?”

"Although it's not too far!" Ge Juntian said and pointed towards Xiangshan: "Many of the smartest students of Jingshi University are in temples, including Shifang Pujue Temple (i.e., Reclining Buddha Temple) in Xiangshan, Tanzhe Temple in Mentougou, Lingguang Temple in Badatu, Yunju Temple in Fangshan, Yonghe Palace near Ditan, etc. Some people say that half of the abbots of famous temples in Beijing are students of Jingshi University, which shows that."

Huang Tongyuan felt a little sad: "Why are they unable to think about it?"
Chapter completed!
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