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Fourteen, the lovesickness of the fat man

Seeing Pu Xiaoxiang away, Jiang Shuiyuan returned to the room with a lot of books. Based on the principle of resource sharing, he asked Shi Yang: "Do you read it? The information I found from the National Library and the Jingshi University Library."

"No!" Shi Yang replied straightforwardly, lying on the bed holding his cell phone and giggling with a silly expression on his face.

"It's almost time to take the exam, what do you want to do if you don't read books?"

"Of course I'm waiting for Miss Pu's call! When you didn't see her leaving, you asked for my phone number?"

"If I remember correctly, she said, 'I'll call you for advice when I have time'. Now she is busy going home, and after she gets home, she has to clean up and wash and go to bed to rest. How can she have time to call you for advice? There is time to wait, but come here to read books and sharpen your guns in the face of battle. If you don't feel good, you'll be shit!"

Shi Yang's face was full of sweetness and knowledge of this. He taught Jiang Shuiyuan a lesson in the tone of an experienced person and said, "You don't understand this, right? Sitting in the car, before going to bed, is the time when you want to call your beloved the most!"

"Give it to your beloved person the most? Hey hey, I said to Shi Yang, have you made something wrong?"

"Haha, then you haven't seen Miss Pu's admiration and admiration for my profound knowledge! Do you know what kind of men young girls admire the most? It's not that you are so handsome and handsome guys with such high appearance and high IQ, because they know that they can't control it. What they like is a feeling of being in harmony, or the urge to fly into the flames, just like a skylark. Although the thrush can sing a variety of tunes and melodious songs, the woodpecker wins the hearts of the opposite sex by knocking on dead trees; although the peacock and pheasant have colorful feathers, the warship birds rely on their developed throat sacs to show off their strength. Only by understanding these knowledge of biology courtship can we understand why those ladies like the gangsters on the street, and the bright and charming girls will choose the honest and cute scholars! - Obviously, Miss Pu appreciates my seriousness, proficiency and humor very much!"

"...Yes, you're quite humorous." Jiang Shuiyuan was already reflecting on whether he had been playing a little too much. "But appreciation and worship cannot be used as food. You should come and read the book obediently and prepare for the next exam!"

Shi Yang spread his arms on the bed, recited loudly in the evening poem recitation, "Ah! The brave and loyal knight spent the night in the wilderness of the poor forest, missing his lover, never sleeping all night, not eating for several days, and nourishing himself with sweet lovesickness. This is the power of love! As for the hopeless and meaningless exam, let him go!"

"Brother, please think about it with your nails. What kind of beauty hasn't seen a boy? He will be full of tadpoles like you, and fall in love with someone at first sight when he meets him? I advise you to go to the bathroom to take a shower, or go out and run a half-marathon in the cold wind to ensure that you feel refreshed after coming back, and feel that the so-called appreciation and admiration before are all pink illusions!"

"Tsk, you are jealous! Nothing is barely jealous!"

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head helplessly. The so-called "medicine is not a disease, but Buddha saves people who are destined to be destined to be a destiny." Since the fat man believes in his destiny and wants to run to the dark side, then let him go! Anyway, his foundation is there, and it will not affect his final exam results if he is delayed for a day or two. Besides, isn't it the goal he wants to achieve? So the room fell silent, with only the sound of flipping through books and the silly laughter that someone might make.

Wait until half past ten, Jiang Shuiyuan washed and turned off the lights and went to bed on time.

I don’t know when it was night, Jiang Shuiyuan was sleeping soundly, but I felt someone pushing him constantly. I opened my eyes in a daze and saw Shi Yang staring at the rabbit-like eyes, holding his cell phone in his hand, and couldn’t help frowning and said, “What are you doing? When is it, I still haven’t sleep yet!”

"She has never called me!" Shi Yang's voice was filled with three-point confusion, two-point fatigue and five-point loss.

"Didn't I say it? Pu Xiaoxiang said, 'I'll call you for advice when I have time'. Since she didn't call you, it means she has no time to pay attention to you for the moment, or that is, she doesn't want to contact you at all."

"Can I report the error when I reported her phone number?"

"Is it 14356987237?"

"yes."

"That's right."

"So, is it possible that Miss Pu remembered the wrong number when she recorded it?"

“…”

Shi Yang shrank his neck and asked quietly: "Mr. Jiang, do you have a Ms. Pu's phone number? I want to call her to confirm."

"Who are you calling in the middle of the night? Go to bed quickly!"

"But, but I can't sleep!"

"If you can't sleep, just squint! If you don't sleep, can others not sleep?"

"...Oh." Then Jiang Shuiyuan heard Shi Yang return to his bed, holding his cell phone in his hand, and sighing in depressing times.

This kid is not crazy, right? At this point, Jiang Shuiyuan had to tell the truth: "Shi Yang, tell you the truth. Actually, I deliberately arranged the meeting with Pu Xiaoxiang today. The reason is that you have always asked me to invest money in your project, but I really have no money and I am so annoyed by you. I just went downstairs to meet Pu Xiaoxiang, so I asked her to help me divert your attention. Who knew that the trouble had turned like this. I'm really sorry!"

"oh."

"Oh what does it mean?"

Shi Yang shook his head vaguely: "I know Mr. Jiang, you are kind-hearted. Seeing that I can't sleep, I'm worried that I have something wrong with it, so I deliberately made up a reason to relieve me. Don't worry, I'm fine! Alas, the sea water is deep, not as long as I miss you. The sea water is still endless, but the lovesickness is endless. Carrying the piano to the tall building, the moon is full of the building. Playing the song of lovesickness, the strings and intestines are broken for a moment!"

"I--!" Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to pull over the quilt and cover his head, making him feel unhappy.

Young people have good sleep, especially Jiang Shuiyuan has a regular routine. Although Shi Yang made trouble, they fell asleep quickly. The next day, they woke up at 6:30 and got up to go out for exercise. When they saw Shi Yang lying there with his eyes staring at him, his eyes were as dark as a panda: "Hey, I said Shi Yang, you shouldn't be like Zhang Fei, you don't close your eyes when you sleep, right?"

"I didn't sleep!"

"Didn't sleep all night?"

"Yes, I guess Miss Pu is busy after she went back and hasn't called me. By the way, can you give me Miss Pu's phone number? I want to call her."

"Now?"

"Yes, I happened to call her and ask her good morning!"

Jiang Shuiyuan thought about it and decided to give him Pu Xiaoxiang's phone number. It might be better to directly expose his pink dream, so as not to keep falling into boring unrequited love and delay exams and studies. After telling him the number, Shi Yang felt like he was injected with chicken blood and immediately became energetic. Jiang Shuiyuan was about to go out, but he grabbed him: "By the way, Mr. Jiang, when do Miss Pu get up?"

"How can I know this? Ask her parents to go!"

"Then I'll call her now, will it disturb her?"

"I really don't know."

"What do she usually do when she wakes up in the morning? Will she get angry?"

"Please, do you think I may know these details?"

"Oh well."

Jiang Shuiyuan ran around the hotel a few times, punched twice, and felt his whole body moving, and then he returned to the room with a steam. He saw Shi Yang walking back and forth in the room with his cell phone in his hand, muttering words from time to time, and couldn't help asking, "Have you called?"

"I haven't called yet," Shi Yang replied with a sad face, "I don't know what to say after I call!"
Chapter completed!
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