fifteen, late spring
At this time, Pu Xiaoxiang came over: "Jiang Shuiyuan, who are you talking to? Everyone is here, we are leaving!"
"Who are you talking to?" Shi Yang felt a sharp arrow in his knee. He turned his head with difficulty and tried to put on the handsomeest smile: "Beauty, do you still know me?"
Pu Xiaoxiang looked at the fat little fat man with a puzzled look on his face: "Who are you? Do we know each other?"
Shi Yang burst into tears in an instant: "It turns out that the Yangtze River is the next wave pushing the previous wave. The new people in the world are better than the old ones. Now they pretend not to know each other when they meet. I will never believe in love again!" After saying that, he turned around and ran away, leaving Jiang Shuyuan and Pu Xiaoxiang looking at each other.
Pu Xiaoxiang blinked: "Who is he? Should I know him? What do he mean by those strange words?"
Jiang Shuiyuan sighed: "You have seen him before. I went to Beijing to participate in the Biological Olympics during the winter vacation. I even cheated him."
Pu Xiaoxiang suddenly realized: "Oh——, it turned out to be that fat man, I remembered it. He likes to tell people something strange and very disgusting, right? What about dandruff, mites, microorganisms, which made me sleep hard for several days. He also came to participate in the Chemistry Olympics? It's amazing!"
Jiang Shuiyuan felt a scar in his heart suddenly uncovered: "What do you think of Shi Yang, that is, the person just now?"
"It should be said that I have no impression, if you didn't mention it."
"What if he likes you very much?"
"Then he likes it. What can I do? Do I have to respond one by one? For example, you are the prince charming in the minds of all girls in our school. If you have an open love and a crush on you, you can line up the entire playground. What can you do? Do you have to chat with these young ladies and junior sisters every day and communicate with each other?" As he said that, Pu Xiaoxiang stepped forward to take the arm of the river water source and walked out. "For example, now, if a little girl sees us together like this, she will definitely be heartbroken. What can you do? Are you single for the rest of your life to take care of others' feelings?"
The river water source is thoughtful.
Pu Xiaoxiang continued: "It's not that I don't take care of other people's feelings, but that I have to consider my own feelings first. Before others ask me to consider his feelings, please put him in his shoes and think about my feelings. It is said that everyone loves beauty. On the other hand, isn't it that everyone hates ugliness? Toads want to eat swan meat, and people praise the toads' courage, but who has ever considered the feeling of swans?"
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled mockingly: "That's right, even a toad dares to disgust the swan. Can't the swan say 'disgusting'?"
Pu Xiaoxiang rubbed Jiang Shuiyuan's shoulder with her forehead: "You guys are better. After all, most girls are more reserved. Even if they like it, they will not take any excessive actions. But girls are different. Many boys believe in the nonsense of "good girls are afraid of being entangled". Even though they have rejected them countless times, they will still stick to them, which makes people feel annoyed. There are also many boys' eyes, just like snot, sticking to you, making people feel chilled all over."
Pu Xiaoxiang described it too vividly, which made Jiang Shuiyuan feel a little disgusted: "You are right. But compared to the trouble caused by beauty, you are still ugly and miserable? If you look ugly, it is not only others who dislike you, but sometimes you will be disgusted by yourself."
"Isn't there any plastic surgery?" Pu Xiaoxiang leaned on Jiang Shuiyuan's shoulder with his head tilted. "I think girls should be more beautiful so that they can be pleasing to the eye and pursue what they want with confidence. But they can't be too beautiful. Being too beautiful will become a burden and make them lose room for choice."
Jiang Shuiyuan was surprised: "When did you have this idea?"
"It's always there, but it's rare to talk to people, because others will definitely think that you are getting cheap and being good at it."
"Aren't you afraid that I feel the same way?"
Pu Xiaoxiang's eyebrows were raised, his fingers stretched under the river source's ribs without any help, and gently pinched a piece of soft flesh: "You dare!"
Jiang Shuiyuan knew the power of this move. Even though he was as sharp as Wu Zichen, he was defeated by Zhang Mingyue's two-finger Zen every time. Of course, he was a master of the times and was a hero: "Give up the hero, please spare your life, show mercy!"
Pu Xiaoxiang laughed, and was so beautiful: "I know I'm afraid, are you afraid? The reason I told you is because you are my male vote! And you should have the same feeling, right? But now I am quite grateful to God for his appreciation of his face. Well, he really appreciates the 'face'. Otherwise, his brain is not as smart as you and he is not good-looking, so why would he be embarrassed to walk with you?"
Jiang Shuiyuan wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a girl next to him who was familiar with Pu Xiaoxiang: "Xiaoxiang, you seem to be very happy today?"
"Yes, I'm super happy. Because I found my long-lost family."
"who?"
"My male vote!"
"Wow, are you together?"
"Since he asked so sincerely, I had to reluctantly agree."
"Wow, a bolt from the blue, a bad news!!" Several girls present covered their mouths with heartbreaking expressions, "My heart is cold, as if it is soaked in liquid nitrogen, frozen crystal clear, and it will be broken with a slight touch!"
"My sadness is like a river. I feel that even if I win the first prize, it will not soothe my wounded heart!"
"Yes, this is going to be passed back. The tissues in the supermarket at the school gate are completely sold out!"
"More than that! I guess those who get drunk in the tavern tonight are all boys from our school."
Some girls also took the opportunity to make a request: "Jiang Shuiyuan, since you have already brought the beauty back, can you give us the injured working people a little comfort and reward?"
Jiang Shuiyuan blinked: "For example?"
A group of girls cheered and said, "What are your bold ideas? Tell them bravely, and we support you."
"For example," she looked at Pu Xiaoxiang, who was holding Jiang Shuiyuan's arms and staring at him, and decided to give up the idea of being as beautiful and dangerous as infants and flowers, and become more realistic, "For example, in the Chemistry Olympiad, let us go?"
The girls booed: "I thought you had any bold ideas. I wasted my expression in vain, and there was a good opportunity! If it were me-"
"If it is you, what do you want? If it is within the scope of online document sealing, just keep it in your heart and think about it, don't say it out."
"Then I won't say it."
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled and said, "What does it mean to be proud of yourself? I am not an invigilator, nor am I a correction paper. How can I let you go? Do you want me to rob the exam room?"
A girl hummed and said, "You'd better rob her back, I promise she will be happier!"
When that was the time, the graceful weeping willows on both sides of the road were jasper-colored, the cool lake water shone brightly under the warm sun in late spring, the sky was blue, and a few white clouds floated comfortably like dandelions. The surroundings were very quiet, and the lotus bridge appeared slightly in the shade of pink peach blossoms and lilac hydrangeas. When the spring breeze blew, everything was beautiful.
Chapter completed!