Chapter 1085 Chang'e is a foodie
Mica screen candle shadow deep,
The long river gradually falls and the morning star sinks. Say
Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir.
The blue sea and the blue sky and the heart every night.
Some people can say with certainty that since Pangu opened the sky, the first human to set foot on the moon was a Chinese, and a woman, and this person was Chang'e.
There is endless misery above the moon. The loneliness for thousands of years has emptied her body and mind, making her body and mind more ethereal than nothingness. In Guanghan Palace, she almost forgot about his appearance!
Since taking over the elixir of immortality obtained by the Man King from the Virgin of Yaochi, he ascended to this Taiyin, in Guanghan Palace, for thousands of years, Chang'e could only look at her hometown and from the distant moon, looking at the familiar yellow land.
Thirty-two years ago, Chang'e witnessed an American named Armstrong. With a piece of scrap iron falling on the moon, and a flag covered with stars and bars were planted on the surface of the moon.
However, the American man could not see Guanghan Palace or Chang'e.
Originally, he wanted to go up to talk to him, but thinking that foreigners were not polite and language-impaired, Chang'e gave up this plan.
Thirty years in the blink of an eye, it was 2000. On this day, Chang'e woke up from Guanghan Palace and stepped out of the palace gate. When she was about to continue looking at her hometown, she suddenly glanced at something and turned around and looked at her. Her almond eyes were wide open, and her eyes were filled with incredibleness, and even more incredible confusion.
The star and striped flag, which was still intact yesterday, had already ignited a raging fire. A handsome young man, not wearing that kind of bulky space suit, was wearing ordinary clothes like himself, and was on fire, burning dark things with his hands.
Thousands of years of waiting and watching have allowed Chang'e to know a lot of things, such as there is no air on the moon, so it is impossible to light a flame.
Moreover, it is difficult for ordinary people to reach here. Even if they land on the moon, they have to enter the Armstrong-like and wrap themselves tightly, let alone light a cigar on fire.
So this contrary to common sense in front of us proves that the person in front of us is not an ordinary person, and then fire must be not an ordinary fire.
Seeing the young man's appearance as if he was from his hometown, Chang'e's skirt moved lightly and floated towards the other person, with joy on her face. The other person seemed to be watching her float. After sucking a cigar, he looked at her with all eyes.
Chang'e's lips opened lightly and spit out six crisp words like pearls falling from a jade plate: "No smoking is allowed here!"
Xin Han, who was holding a cigar, choked directly. Because the gravity on the moon was sixth of that on the earth, he sprayed the cigar and flew far away. He left his time and space field, and had no air, and naturally extinguished and landed on the surface of the moon far away.
"You haven't seen anyone for so many years, so just say this?" Xin Han looked at this beauty who has been passed down forever speechlessly, thinking that beauty is beautiful, but her mind is a little out of line.
Chang'e chuckled and said, "Chang'e is watching her hometown every day in the sky. Now she sees many places in her hometown with the words prohibited smoking, so she is just a joke with the young master!"
As he said that, he bowed to Xin Han Wanfu: "I, Chang'e, please come to Guanghan Palace to talk to you!"
Xin Han waved his hand and said, "You can see your hometown in heaven. I believe you know that the world has changed and the world has changed, so don't use it. We are still you, I will match you!"
"Then I will follow the guests and follow the good deeds!" Chang'e smiled and waved her hand. The Guanghan Palace immediately appeared. Xin Han was disappointed when he saw it, but the palace in front of him was worthy of Guanghan's reputation as Qingxu.
I saw that the so-called Guanghan Palace was just a hundred feet square pavilion, clear and cold, quiet and desolate, with transparent sides, and not even a window. Fortunately, there was no atmosphere on the moon, and there was no wind. Otherwise, Chang'e would have slept in the wind and the wind every day.
In the courtyard, there is nothing else except table, chair and bed.
Chang'e asked Xin Han to sit on the chair and sit by the bed by herself, and apologized: "Guanghan is so sad that there is nothing to entertain guests, please forgive me!"
Xin Han waved his hand: "It's okay, but I heard that in the Moon Palace, osmanthus wine is good, and your jade rabbit is better to take it out and roast it. There is wine and meat, everyone is happy, it's also a way to treat guests!"
Chang'e covered her mouth and chuckled: "Young master is so good at joking. I haven't seen any fleshy meat for thousands of years. If there is a jade rabbit, how could it be your turn!"
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"As for the osmanthus wine, Wu Gang cut down trees, it's just a far-fetched way for the world. There are only me above the moon since ancient times!"
Xin Hanyi looked at it, this was indeed a little poor. Seeing that Chang'e was so pitiful, she immediately took out a lot of food from the space and placed it on the table: "Forget it, I'll just treat you, come, let's have a chat while eating!"
Next time, Xin Han opened his eyes. When Chang'e saw the delicious food on the table, she instantly turned into a foodie from a lady. She picked up a fragrant crispy roast goose in her hand, and picked up the bun in her hand and forgot to stuff it into her mouth.
Originally, Xin Han was planning to eat and chat, but he saw that the guy in front of him had no time to speak unless she could make a sound through two buns.
More than half an hour later, Chang'e, who was eating in a scattered manner, stopped and smiled embarrassedly, "Isn't it ugly to eat?"
Xin Han smiled: "It's understandable. After all, you haven't eaten for thousands of years, so it's natural to be hungry!"
"You are crazy!" Chang'e rolled Xin Han's eyes and shook her head immediately, "I'm either hungry or greedy!"
"..." Xin Han was covered in black lines. This guy was too honest.
Chang'e put down the goose bone in her hand and chuckled: "Since I took the Yaochi Immortal Pill, I have lost the feeling of hunger and have become immortal. But who knows that what I got was boundless loneliness. Not to mention what I ate, I didn't even have saliva!"
As she said, she grabbed the wine that Xin Han took out and poured it into her mouth. After taking a big mouthful, she asked with a pretty face blushing: "You can get above the moon, which proves that you are not a mortal. Tell me, what's the matter with me?"
Xin Han swallowed and spitted: "You...drink too much?"
Chang'e's body shook, and she stroked her forehead with her bare hands: "Don't worry, I was in the tribe, but I was famous for not getting drunk!"
Seeing this, Xin Han nodded, and seeing that she had almost eaten and drunk, she said, "I'm here to take you back to the earth this time..."
As soon as he said a while, he saw Chang'e fallen on the bed and fall asleep directly, but she was really drunk.
"No one drunk... I can die if I don't brag!"
Xin Han shook his head and directly held Yao Chi on his shoulders. He took a step forward and disappeared from the moon. He had already appeared in the spirit hall of Jiajia Building.
Ma Xiaoling was already immune to Xin Han who suddenly appeared, but seeing that he was carrying a pretty and elegant woman on his shoulder, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Who is she?"
"Chang'e...just the one on the moon. She just filled a whole bottle of Erguotou and fell down. What's the point? Let him make some sobering soup!" Xin Han threw Chang'e on the sand and complained to Ma Xiaoling.
Chapter completed!