Chapter 116 Big Fudge
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"Who are you with, who are you with, who are you with, who are you with, I'm my."
Xin Han took out the energy from the Void Ring and then adjusted the output power and pressed it on Tian Boguang's face. He pressed the button and snapped the Mars suddenly flashed. The women who saw it turned their heads. It was too cruel.
After the electric baton is turned on, the electric baton will not kill people. It is extremely uncomfortable to be beaten. Xin Han directly pasted this thing on Tian Boguang's face. How could he be better?
Tian Boguang also thought he was a man, and was stabbed and bleeding. He didn't frown and had to smile on his face: "Grandson, I feel very happy to serve him. Come on, let's do it now, let's do it for me."
But I had never experienced this game, and the continuous pain made him scream a few times.
When Xin Han took the electric baton away, Lao Tian’s face turned into printed products.
"Are you still talking aloof?"
"I..."
Crack!
"Grandpa, I..."
Crack
"Give me some pleasure..."
Crack!
"I'm convinced..."
"Splash" Xin Han realized that this guy had surrendered.
"I don't blame me for this. Tell me earlier. I'm not doing it anymore." Looking at Tian Boguang's resentful eyes, Xin Han spread his hands helplessly.
"What do you want to do when you catch me? Tell me!" Tian Boguang also realized that this man had no intention of killing him.
Xin Han smiled and said, "It's true that I'm old. I know I have something to come to you. Tell me, are you going to die or live?"
Tian Boguang was silent and said, "What do you say about death? What do you say about life?"
"I'm going to die. Grandpa, I'll kill you first, and then take your head to the government to receive the silver reward. The rewards for your industry should be quite large."
After hearing this, Tian Boguang shuddered. It was not enough to kill, but he was still rude. It was so poisonous.
"Or it won't kill you. Who told me that my heart was too soft. After I beat you, I cut off your hamstrings, and threw them into the city, and wrote your name in big words on your clothes. Don't you call Wanli Zhe? It's just a leg. If you run away, it's your ability."
Tian Boguang was almost crying, but he was still soft-hearted. If he was thrown into the city, death would be the best ending. I was afraid that life would be worse than death. Since entering the flower-picking industry, the people who wished he could peel him off and cramp him and lit the sky lanterns had gone to the sea.
Seeing that it was almost stimulating, Xin Han said, "It's easy to live. Hand over your swordsmanship and light skills secrets. If you swear to God, don't persecute a good woman, how can I let you go?"
Speaking of this, Xin Han pressed the electric baton on Lao Tian's face, "I'm angry when I talk about this. You know that many good families you ruined committed suicide. Even those who survived will be bullied by others for the rest of their lives. You say you can just play. It would be a disaster to go to the land of Smoky and Willows!"
After saying that, Xin Han was still not satisfied, so he kicked him twice in the crotch. Of course, he had mercy on his feet, and this thing was kept for Master Bujie.
After breathing a sigh of relief, Xin Han then said, "Say, I want to live and live, choose one!"
"Living, I want to live!"
Tian Boguang was completely convinced this time. He was just a lunatic. If he continued, he wouldn't have to kill himself.
By the way, Tian Boguang is considered a tough guy, but he doesn't care about his life. Unless he is mentally abnormal, who wants to die? Otherwise, Lao Tian would not be able to go to Huashan to find Linghu Chong to learn about medicine.
"But my physical skills are passed down from my vein and there is no secret book." Lao Tian said in a little embarrassedly. He was afraid that Xin Han would accidentally go crazy and kill him, which would be unfair.
"This is easy!" Xin Han took out the paper, pen, ink and inkstone directly, and made another wooden board for him to put it underneath.
"Write it! I'm still waiting for you."
Tian Boguang was as sad as a prawn, with his left hand and his right foot hand hand on his right foot, and could only lie on his side and write with his right hand.
After writing for more than an hour, Xin Han was almost asleep on the sofa, and Tian Boguang finished writing.
Xin Han took it and looked at it all. The thirty-six sword techniques were called Kuaidao, and he also had a lot of light skills that could walk alone for thousands of miles.
"You are sure that what you wrote is true, and you didn't lie to me." Xin Han looked at Lao Tian with a sneer.
Lao Tian felt a little nervous: "No, absolutely not."
Xin Han looked at Tian Boguang and found his eyes flashing, and he sneered a few times: "Okay, you can carry it all over your back. If there is any mistake, don't blame me for being ruthless."
After 1 minute, Xin Han directly placed the electric baton between Lao Tian's legs, and when he foamed at the mouth, it was over.
This time, Tian Boguang really surrendered and honestly revised several mistakes. Then Xin Han asked him to memorize them several times before he passed the test.
Xin Han took off his handcuffs. Anyway, Lao Tian was not as powerful as fighting back now, so there was no danger.
Tian Boguang also made him stunned: "Is this really let me go?"
"Who said you were asked to leave? I swear to hurry up. I will say that I will not hurt my good family in the future. If I violate it, I will be punished!"
Tian Boguang had no choice but to cry and made poisonous oaths.
At this time, Xin Han spoke again: "I heard that there is a blood oath in the world. It's useless if we don't do it. You leave a finger to give you a memory."
Tian Boguang was a bachelor, and he held his left hand and pointed his finger at the sound of a crack.
Xin Han nodded, afraid that he would die here, so he forced him to take the medicine from Jingwumen. He threw Tian Boguang and his three girls back to Hengyang City.
Tian Boguang looked at the figure who was leaving, and was crying without tears. It was so miserable. The famous Wanli Wanli in the world now made people become a nine-fingered beggar. He pulled open his pants and saw the guy who had turned black under his crotch. He didn't know if he was still useful.
Xin Han entered Hengyang City and went straight to the inn where he rented. He first copied the two secret books and gave Alice three daughters.
But the three girls didn't recognize the words above, so Xin Han could only teach them word by word.
He asked the three girls to practice sword skills first. The three girls have received professional training and use them well, so if you learn swords, you can get started quickly, and you can only wait for light skills later.
Fortunately, the fast knife only has thirty-six styles, Xin Han explained and gestured, and finally asked the three female generals to remember the moves, and then asked them to practice and ponder them in the room.
He lit a cigar and began to think about how to go next. Originally, his goal was only Tian Boguang's swordsmanship and light skills, but after he got it, he felt unsatisfied.
The day after tomorrow, it will be the day when Liu Zhengfeng washes his hands. At that time, the upright people gather, how can he not get enough money if he doesn’t make enough money in such a big scene?
Xin Han crushed the cigar hard, and it was not poisonous for her husband, so she did it!
Outside Hengyang City, some remote and uninhabited place, a helicopter soared into the air and headed north at full speed.
In the Forbidden City and Chongzheng Hall, Emperor Hongzhi Zhu Youzhang was reviewing memorials at this time. Since he ascended the throne, he has been diligent in political affairs, worked hard to govern, and even reopened the Wu Dynasty, which made the Ming Dynasty rarely show the sign of revival, and was considered one of the few wise monarchs in the Ming Dynasty.
"Your Majesty, it's time to have dinner." The little yellow gate beside Yi persuaded with a tough forehead.
"Didn't I say that, I will use it after I have reviewed the memorial." Zhu Youzhang frowned slightly and was a little displeased.
When Xiaohuangmen saw that the emperor was displeased, he immediately knelt down next to him: "Emperor, the imperial kitchen has made the imperial kitchen hot and hot. The queen has also urged him twice. Please take care of the dragon body."
Emperor Hongzhi was persecuted when he was young and almost died in the palace. He was protected by an old prison in the palace and hid him. He survived, but his health was not good, which became a heart disease for the people around him.
After the afternoon of the afternoon, Zhu Youzhang felt soreness in the back and his spirits were a little depressed, and he couldn't help but sigh heavily.
He leaned on the dragon throne helplessly: "Okay OK, I'll let you go."
The little yellow gate did not dare to resist the order, sighed and retreated.
Zhu Youzhang rubbed his eyes with his hands and planned to continue reviewing the memorials, but he heard a voice suddenly coming from his face: "You emperor is considered diligent."
Emperor Hongzhi was shocked and looked up and saw a young man who was only about twenty years old standing not far from the imperial desk and smiling at him.
Maybe it was related to childhood experiences. Zhu Youzhang did not seem panic about this stranger who suddenly appeared around him, but said calmly: "Are you here to kill me?"
This person was Xin Han. At this moment, he was curious about Zhu Youzing's reaction. He was ready to use his mind to control him to shut up and prevent him from calling for someone. Unexpectedly, this emperor was interesting and was not afraid.
Xin Han shook his head: "No, why did I kill you without any grudges and grudges with you? I'm curious that you are not afraid of me."
Zhu Youzhi said: "I'm afraid that it's useless. If you can break into the palace and appear next to me silently, you can naturally make me die silently."
Xin Han nodded: "It's true that he is worthy of being the Supreme Lord of Nine Five. This courage is a bit respectable. To tell you the truth, I am a true immortal in heaven. I was punished for reincarnation for violating the rules of heaven. This life is the last life. As for the purpose of coming here, I will ask you for help if you have something to do."
Zhu Youzhi looked disdainful and waved his sleeves: "Can you deceive me by talking nonsense without saying anything? "
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his body light and floated up and down from his seat to Xin Han, and was stunned.
"You...what magic is this?"
Xin Han laughed and took out his double sofa: "Your Majesty, please sit down."
All the things Xin Han did broke the cognition of Emperor Hongzhi. When he heard Xin Han ask him to sit down, he sat down like a puppet clay sculpture. Suddenly, he felt that the chair was so comfortable and soft, and when he sat on it, he felt like he was rushing to the clouds.
"Are you really a god?" Zhu Youzhang couldn't help asking.
"Ran." Xin Han nodded without blushing.
Zhu Youzhe said, "Since you are a god, why do you ask me for help? Is there anything that the gods can't do?" He was still a little bit doubtful.
Xin Han said: "I said before that because I violated the rules of heaven in my previous life, this life is just the body of a mortal. Because of the cycle of reincarnation, the few supernatural powers that are only retained are much different from those in the previous life."
Xin Han didn't give the emperor a chance to speak: "This time I came to you because I was inconvenient to do some things. As long as you are willing to help me, how about I give you an immortal pill after the matter is done?"
"This..." Although Zhu Youzhang was not surprised when he suddenly heard the word "Eternal Life" and his hands were trembling.
Seeing that he seemed to be moved, Xin Han simply put a strong medicine, took out a dagger from the Void Ring, and scratched a wound on his arm.
Zhu Youzhang was frightened by him, thinking that he had taken out his weapon to assassinate him, but he saw that the immortal had somehow come up with a knife on his arm.
"Why are you?"
Xin Han pointed to the wound and said, "Please see your Majesty."
"This is..." Emperor Hongzhi was shocked again. He saw that the wound on Xin Han's arm was flowing with blood, and it stopped bleeding in a blink of an eye. After half a stick of incense, Xin Han wiped it with his hands, and the blood scabs were gone to expose his intact skin.
"This is the body of the earthly immortals. Now I am the body of immortality."
What Xin Han showed in front of him was indeed no other explanation except using immortal means to explain it.
Emperor Hongzhi was moved, and his attitude changed accordingly. He said respectfully: "I don't know what the immortal is asking for?"
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