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Chapter 14 "This is a World of Survival of the Fittest"(1/2)

"I'm Lei Feng

"I'll feed myself a bag of salt!"

Lei Feng raised his head and grabbed the packaging bag, poured the bag with the word "salt" and "trademark" into his mouth as food! Then he sucked his expression, and his facial features instantly twisted. He covered his throat and coughed, and he slapped several times, and he couldn't stop at all!

“…”

“…”

The scene was silent...

Half a minute

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter!!!

"puff!"

"Damn!"

"Damn it's so talented!!"

“…”

The scene was extremely noisy, and the studio was flooded with 666!

“6666666666666”

"God's turn!"

"Please accept my knees"

"Oh my God!"

"It's me who actually feeds myself a bag of salt!!!"

"Why are you so timid?"

“…”

In the studio.

The host Chen Li was almost laughing and thrusting, covering her stomach without any worries on the stage, hahaha!

The same is true for several laughing staff members next to Yi!

I couldn't stand up straight!

Unexpectedly!

I really didn't expect it!

What do you think of you! A God’s turn! This is such a God’s turn!

To be honest, everyone had no hope for Lei Feng anymore. No matter whether there were external reasons or not, as a member of the program team, you were always watching the show effect and you were snatched up with the lines. It was just that you were useless. You would never ask me to help you get into trouble. At this moment, a simple prop and a simple performance made the same passage change and bring back the dead!

Be convinced!

Many people give thumbs up.

The wonderful opening remarks, with just one routine, achieved two completely different effects!

It’s passionate and funny!

The visual effect brought by the contrast is really hilarious!

So wonderful!

Both the audience and the live broadcast were impressed.

"It's worthy of being original..."

Many people feel emotion and convinced!

And at this moment.

Wei Si, standing on the stage, stared blankly at Lei Feng, holding his left hand hidden in his trouser pocket tightly!

how so?

Wei Si's eyes were resentful!

The lights on this stage seemed to move towards Lei Feng!

Move to Yi Shamatt!

He found himself as if he had become a supporting role!

But I am obviously a "male god"?

......

But no matter what, this "male nerve" is indeed more noticeable.

As the host, Chen Li introduced Lei Feng and Wei Si in quick speeches. It has to be said that the "male god"'s voice for the program "male god" is much greater than the "male nerve". After a few minutes, Lei Feng had almost no chance to speak except for cooperating with the host to say an advertisement slogan.

No wonder I don't use a script...

It turns out that I have no lines at all.

According to the book that Yi had booked early, the host kept asking about Wei Si's hobbies, life and other details, which made Wei Si, who was depressed at the beginning, excited again!

Look, I'm the protagonist!

Wei Si looked at Lei Feng, and his eyes showed superiority and disdain again.

"peat......"

Lei Feng had no choice but to do anything about it.

In reality, the audience does like to see the "male god" Wei Si. Wei fans in the audience didn't have to listen to what they said, and they screamed excitedly.

Fortunately, the majority of passers-by still accounted for. At this time, the show fell into clichés and did not start to be good-looking, and it immediately began to flood the screen.

"Let the nobleman Shamatt come on!!!"

"I want to see Shamatt eat salt!!"

"I want to know who the noble master's wife is from Taimu Rendao?!"

“Upstairs yi”

“Upstairs 2”

“…”

“Yioo86 upstairs”

At TOEFL, the director finally reminded the host to appropriately "digest the rain and dew".

Chen Li breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, if she had a choice, she would not have been chasing Wei Si to ask this and that, because all the conversations seemed to be endorsed and were too false.

However, at this time, the "host question" of the second part has come to an end.

If Lei Feng wants to speak, he has to wait for the "movement" in the fourth stage.

The third part is here!

This session is about the talent of two guests!

According to the host's introduction, this link is a randomly drawn "test question"; looking at the cards drawn from only "blind boxes", Lei Feng then knew what he wanted to compare with Wei Si in this round.

Write a poem!

To be specific, it is to write modern poetry within the specified time!

"Wei Si can still write poetry?"

Lei Feng couldn't help but glance at Wei Si, and saw that he was extremely confident, he immediately lay down a big trough.

"Do you do it in a secret case!"

Lei Feng cursed in his heart!

If there is no shady here, he will not believe it if he beats him to death.

Lei Feng didn't know whether Wei Si was proficient in writing poetry, but seeing that he was so calm now, he ruled out the possibility of pretending and knowing the "test questions" in advance, it was quite possible.

Sure enough, facing the paper and pen brought by the staff, Wei Si thought for a while and then confidently put his pen, showing his "male god" demeanor!

Wei Fanyi's roster screamed at the scene!

The live broadcast room was even swept by the message from the monkey who survived!

"Sister, I can't write it, can't copy it..."

Lei Feng took the paper and pen.

Speaking of which, although Lei Feng entered society before graduating from high school, he had memorized many modern poems in order to show off during his bar resident singing.

Beidao, Gu Cheng, Shu Ting, Xi Murong, Xu Zhimo... etc.
To be continued...
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