"... As long as they are here, the Chinese threat theory will always be a false proposition!"

Lei Feng held the paper card in his hand and looked at the camera. The three yells "It's the national football team!" Lei De was watching the video with Jiao Li. Tian                   

“a”

Lu Wang couldn't speak.

The "micro" chapter made him feel full of complaints, and the "national football team's threat theory of breaking China" made him speechless.

"Please stop shaking the national football team anymore,"

In the video, Lei Feng shook his head: "The national football team has done too much for us, spreading positive energy, being infamous for the diplomacy of the motherland, and making outstanding contributions to the people's financial management!"

"If every Chinese took out yioooo yuan from yi990 and bet on every national football match, we are now millionaires. Stock and bank financial management? Stop teasing, what else is more stable than the national football team? We don't score goals, we are just football porters, national football financial management, you deserve it!"

"Look, this is the national football team. It silently endured the misunderstandings of the people and hid in the bar and licked the scars. Will it tell you that this time I missed the World Cup in Germany, is it actually to actively prepare for the 2OYio World Cup in South Africa?"

Lei Feng said loudly!

Lu Wang's eyes turned pale when he heard it.

Actively preparing for the 2oyio World Cup... This makes sense, I was speechless!

"I'm not afraid of breaking my body, bsp;                                                                                                                       �

"As the most loyal fan of the national football team, I really can't stand it anymore. It's not that the national football team cannot win, it has lost for so many years just for our country. Tonight, we ushered in another game, and the national football team will play against the Asian powerhouse Thailand team, which is ranked 42nd in the world!

"Friends, we are blessed this time! According to official news, the Chinese national football team has finally decided to show its true strength!

"Our Leiyun Club has connected with the official national football team QQ for the first time and is preparing for an exclusive interview..." Lei Feng said, and took the notebook, "Okay, the other party's status is directly indicating that it is being entered... It seems that there are a lot of things to say, we... Oh, I'm sorry, I've read it wrong, I'm losing..."

Lei Feng suddenly screamed!

"Oh my god,"

"Oh my God!"

"The game is over! The Chinese team lost to Thailand at home with yi:5!"

"This is so bad!"

"Although the Chinese team only lost 4 goals, we can still imagine that after defeating the Chinese men's football team by 5, the proud Thai man will definitely raise his breasts higher on the streets of Pattaya! This is really bad..."

Lu Wang: "..."

Thailand...

He felt a little broken inside.

In this world, Thai football is absolutely nothing to do with strength. Although the Chinese team is bad, it has never lost to Thailand yet. Is it really good to be so bad...

However, Lei Feng knew that the two worlds seemed different, but they also had certain similarities. If the Chinese football system did not change, his words would eventually become a reality and would not be long. Of course, it would be just a joke to everyone at this time.

“This is so bad!”

On the stage, Lei Feng stared at the laptop screen, "I overestimated the strength of the national football team! But why is it so weak? You talk about race, Japan and South Korea abuse West Asia every game; you talk about economic problems, Syria, which is full of war, has also given you a waste; you talk about system problems, North Korea has also entered the World Cup; I think it is a gender issue, but Thailand can beat you five times... No! The Chinese national football team has reached the most dangerous time!"

Lu Wang was blowing the meal, and Lei Feng put down his notebook!

He took out his cell phone!

Look at the camera!

"I can't wait like this anymore! I'm going to call the leaders of the Football Association!"

Lu Wangbi looked at him in a daze. Lei Feng dialed a few numbers and put his phone in his ears. The yi "mobile phone ringtone" rang from the other end of the phone!

Lei Feng sings with him

"Sometimes I feel like I'm just stinky feet

"I want to play, but I can't play anyway.

"Maybe one day I rushed out of Asia, but became the target of teasing;

"I've seen the world before I realize I'm a pussy

"I want to kick my feet, but I can't kick them anyway. I search for it. Is the requirement of a good deodorizing medicine too high..."

I am a little bird!

Zhao Chuan’s classic work!

The video is an adapted version of me, I'm yelling and stinky feet. If Zhao Chuan heard it, I'd probably be full of vigor. However, no matter whether Zhao Chuan is full of vigor or not, Lu Wang on the screen was squirting!

Damn it!

What song?

Am I just stinky feet?

Original!

Damn it, such a nice original, you wrote the lyrics like this! Isn’t it too wasteful to not go to the “Huayin World” to make the ranking?

Is it so gorgeous to have a "mobile phone ringtone"?

Lu Wang suddenly orz!

He admired him so much that he was promising!

On stage.

Lei Feng sang "too high", and the phone was finally answered

"Dear Football Association leader...Who am I? I am Shuai Leilei! I want to apply for the position of head coach of the Chinese men's national football team!"

In the video, Lei Fengyi said seriously: "This is no joke! I have the confidence to score yioo points and lead the Chinese team to bring the Hercules Cup back to China in 2018!"

"Don't hang up first! According to the current situation of Chinese football, I designed a yi formation called an o formation! Let's forget about the boring numbers of 433 or 442. In my formation, 9 players formed a circle hand in hand, and controlled the ball in the circle. We can slowly move to the opponent's goal and then suddenly open the shot!

"You think it's good too? Haha, I'm not fond of fame!

"If you encounter a second-rate team like Japan and South Korea, it will be no problem to get three points, but if you encounter a second-rate team like Brazil and Argentina, we can divide people into two groups, 3-man circles, 6-man circles, big traps and small circles, and the defense can be increased twice and cannot be broken!

"Or, we can divide it into two independent five-man circles. As long as the player's legs are thick enough, the opponent has no idea which circle the ball is in, and it is hard to defend! Combining these two sets of tactics, bsp;                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Lu Wang heard this and the food was still swearing, Lei Feng stood on the stage and pondered.

"Leader, I have figured out a solution!"

Lei Feng's eyes are sharp

"We can play a young and handsome guy up and play, and then gather fans and fans, and so on. Not only will the tickets be sold, but if you lose, there will be nothing more. No matter who you lose, some fans will definitely say: Yio has worked very hard, don't cry!! Even if we don't score a goal, we still love you, No. 9! Don't cry, next time we will come, do you know how hard the goalkeeper works? You can go! Take the defense line, they are just children..."

Outside the screen, Lu Wang heard it all over the black line!

Take the defense line away, they are just children...

puff

Shuai Lei Lei, where is your integrity?

Lu Wang was inexplicably touched by her cuteness, and she was in a very complicated mood when she was...

"What?"

"Can't you afford to hire a young and handsome guy?"

On the stage, Lei Feng exclaimed again!
Chapter completed!