Lu Wang sat in front of the computer.

It has been two days since the talk show was released. In the past two days, the jokes in the voice acting and talk show have been reported to have been spread throughout many forums. The major search index has increased significantly, and the yi level has surpassed the exchange of Chinese music and is almost about to start the national complaint mode.

Under this trend, the Chinese national football team was tragically joking, and the jokes were followed by yi waves.

"However, in terms of classics, it's still a classic joke about handsome Lei Lei."

Lu Wang sighed a little.

He has "reviewed" Lei Feng talk show several times, and now he is inexplicably empty.

"Shi Lie Lei, don't be confused by the victory in front of you. Someone is damaging you on the forum these days. Yi must be the ones who are the national football team. Come on, the new work will be done by them completely! "

Lu Wang opened oo.

He muttered, in fact, he was just bored, especially when the people were complaining about the Chinese national football team. If he could see a new work again, there would be new topics to talk about immediately.

“Huh?”

Click oo, Lu Wangyi was stunned.

He had read it casually, but unexpectedly, he saw a new work in a familiar location.

"The Chinese team won the World Cup?"

"The new work of handsome Lei Lei!"

“What type?”

“MV? Talk show?”

Lu Wang opened his mouth slightly excitedly!

Although he didn't know what type of video this was, he knew it was related to the national football team by looking at the title. He was quite gloating and silently prayed for the national football team.

87654...

The video is open, and it is the countdown like the screening of the black and white movie. The silent number cuts to "2" and the screen switches!

"The Chinese team won the World Cup!"

The title appears!

"Dingtang"

The music started

The lonely shadow of heaven and earth is my way!

The most impressive background music in the movie East Evil and West Poisoning sounds. This soundtrack made by Chen Xunqi is a classic. When Fairy Zixia died in the West Journey, she said to Supreme Treasure: "I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending." This is the song used.

The joy is desolate and majestic, both heroic and tragic. The moment when the dense drum beats completely unfold after the moment, it makes people intoxicated and touching.

It is also in such desolate music that the movie scenes of this world from earlier years appeared. I lie on the yellow earth, and as the camera draws closer, I slowly raise my head.

"I'm very old, so old that I can't remember many things. But I still clearly remember the sophisticated and exciting games of the Chinese team in the summer of 2016. I still remember that in that year, the Chinese team won the World Cup." Amid the music, a slightly vicissitudes of voice sounded!

Pick.

Tears drop on the ground.

The person in the picture started to cry, as if he was trapped in unforgettable memories.

Beep beep beep beep beep...

The telegram sounded, and the FIFA headquarters was released, "June 2006, Zurich, Switzerland", and at the same time, it also woke up Lu Wang who was immersed in the previous music!

"Damn!"

"What song? Pure music? Pure soundtrack?"

Lu Wang was shocked!

He has watched the movie clip, which was the Bing Fang Ding Fang from the early years, but this background music has never been heard, and it has hit his heart.

"Damn it, although it's a spoof, this soundtrack is definitely an epic start!"

Lu Wang stared at the video in a daze. At this time, the scene in the video had changed to a Western classic gangster movie boss, and the narration rang out.

"Because Serbia and Montenegro suddenly announced their division before the start of the World Cup, FIFA held an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures..."

Group of Western bosses sit at the round table!

Big boss yi: "Don't you say it's a big deal? Team yi has become two teams..."

Boss 2: "Oh, you said this was a mess. The top 32 turns into top 33. How can you group them?"

Boss 3: "You have to kick the girls and change teams!"

Lu Wangyi listened to the fun!

He has watched a very classic video. Although the few in the clip are not all famous actors, the big guy is a very famous Hollywood superstar. His voice is Lu Wang still remembers that because of this, when Lei Feng imitated this person's tone, he spoke Chinese dialect, which instantly hit his laugh point.

Big boss yi: "Who will come?"

Big Boss 3: "Why would you like to transfer the women's football team to play with it? Eastern European girls are pretty good-looking?"

Big boss yi: "Don't tell me. The men's men's blackmail, women's Bosnia and Herzegovina, who likes Bosnia and Herzegovina?"

Lu Wang: "..."

He was full of groans and the narration came again: "Just when the Football Federation officials were at a loss, a voice came."

Big Boss 3: "Why should we find a country with the most fans in the world?"

Big Boss 2: "You are talking about Brazil, are you?"

"pia!" The boss 3yi slapped the table, "You are fucking nonsense. That's the Chinese team, and there are hundreds of millions of fans!"

Big boss yi: "I support the Chinese team, what do you think?"

"No objection."

"No objection."

Big boss yi: "Then just settle down, go and do whatever you should do, and the meeting will be over!"

"Dangdangdang"

The exciting music scene becomes a scene of Chinese fans cheering!

The narration rings in the music

"In this way, the Chinese team replaced the black team in the World Cup. The burden of selecting players naturally fell on the shoulders of national team coach Fang Ershan."

Fang Long!

Lu Wang watched the video and saw that the Hong Kong City action superstar Fang Long appeared in the video! Fang Long, who was selected as "Fang Ershan" by the narrator and the national football coach Ma Ershan, began his journey in various movies he has acted in!

bar!

casino!

Bath center!

The background music is so exciting!

Narrator: "His footprints are everywhere in every bar, every casino, and every bath center that players frequently visit."

Lu Wang: "..."

His inner complaints suddenly rose.

I won’t say anything about the players’ frequent visits. What made Lu Wang almost choke is that when the narrator read the “bath center”, the picture happened to be a big girl in a bikini!

"Brother, do you have health care?"

Dabo Mei's words almost made Lu Wang swear!

Video cut

A sarcophagus fell from the sky!

"Of course, some players need him to visit in person."

As the narration sounds, Fang Long in the picture fell to the ground and dodged the sarcophagus of ten thousand kilograms; moved his right hand to avoid the sword shot from the sky; then, the lid of the sarcophagus coffin opened horizontally, revealing a dead body!

Lv Wang: "Puff"

He cheered for Lei Feng's creativity of "please the players" and even more, the head of the dead body in the sarcophagus was pried into a national football member Hao Haixi, and he was criticized for his fucking!

Especially the magnified close-up of Hao Haixi's face, it was so inhumane!

Video continues

The video is cut to the police and gangster film!

"I even asked him to go to the police station to pick someone up in person..." In the narration, Fang Long appeared in the police station, holding a gun in his hand, kidnapped Yi's police station chief in police uniform, and stared at other police officers in the police station with panic expressions!

"Don't, don't make such jokes."

"We can discuss what players you want!"

"We really don't have players here, so we let them go two days ago..."
To be continued...