"There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village."

“Beautiful and kind,”

“Yi’s beautiful big eyes,”

"Brabbits are thick and long"

“The night before returning to town,”

"You and I come to the river,"

"Tears that have never shed,"

“Walking with the river…”

The old song Xiaofang and Li Chunbo are the most well-known works besides Feng Family's letter. This song can fully feel the beauty of folk songs. The lyrics are simple and unpretentious. It is the best folk songs in Lei Feng's heart, making the audience intoxicated... Of course, it also makes someone tremble all over.

What the hell is Xiaofang?

Not Fang Chang's Fang?

What does this mean?

I deserve fucking?!

Fang Chang was disgusted, especially Lei Feng sang "Thank you for your love" and looked at him from time to time, and he had the urge to curse.

"Where did this guy get so many songs? I found so many people before I wrote Lei Zhenzi..."

Fang Chang was a little annoyed.

Lei Feng was on the second line, and he could no longer do anything blatantly. He wanted to disgust the other party, but he didn't want to be disgusted by himself.

"But I'm not a person!"

Fang Chang looked at Taoist Su beside him and cheered up again.

Celebrities originally hope to create a star showdown atmosphere, and the performance of the two is very consistent with the purpose of the show.

Ten singers only sang yi sections in ten songs, and finally all appeared.

According to the prior arrangement, Wang Han and Chen Li, scissors and stone cloth, Lei Feng and others were assigned to Chen Li's side, and Wang Han led Taoist Principal Su and others.

This episode featured a "random" scrolling screen with options such as "singing", "dance", "poetry" and so on, and finally stopped on "jokes".

"Damn" is a crosstalk term, referring to stories or jokes, but later it gradually leads to pornographic jokes, red jokes, and cold jokes... Speaking of which, the rise of joke writers in this world has a lot to do with Lei Feng's actions on Weibo. However, years have passed, and the joke culture is becoming increasingly rich. Many people don't know or remember the first batch of Lei Feng who plays jokes on Weibo.

"Mid-Autumn Festival is also known as autumn festival, daughter's day, reunion festival..."

Wang Han began to talk about the Mid-Autumn Festival allusions, and everyone began to talk about it.

The biggest feature of celebrities to celebrities is that there is a "special time". If this episode is specialized as "jokes", then the indicator light on the spot will light up. If the guests want to say something, they must use the form of "jokes". Which one has more jokes and which one will add points.

This is not difficult.

There were ten guests on the court, and someone said a joke that he memorized in advance, so that he could adapt the legend into many versions and extras.

The two hosts are equivalent to free people in volleyball. They can speak freely to adjust the atmosphere and lead the rhythm.

The program starts from the origin of the Mid-Autumn Festival, tells all kinds of legends of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and is interspersed with various jokes and cold jokes. The audience who watched the live and live broadcasts were very happy.

Everything went smoothly.

Lei Feng is a little bored.

His memory is so good that all the jokes prepared by the program team are in his mind. He has to "restrain" himself, otherwise "special time" will become his personal talk show.

"beep!"

The third "special time" on the field is here!

After talking about the history of the Mid-Autumn Festival and the myths and legends of the Mid-Autumn Festival, we reach the final customs and habits. The most common custom of the Mid-Autumn Festival is eating moon cakes.

This time the topic is mooncakes.

Fang Chang turned his head and looked at Taoist Master Su.

The latter's expression remains unchanged.

"Say it's a little extra!"

Chen Li jumped out the first time, "One day, Mooncake was hit by a car when crossing the road. He looked down at his cracked belly and said in great frustration: It turns out that I am from Wurenfu. He was so sad that he was about to bite his tongue and commit suicide. He vomited out as soon as he bit his mouth: Bah! It's so unpalatable!"

Chen Li is full of love and affection.

Smiling in the audience.

During this period, thousands of people have complained about "Five Nut Mooncakes". This kind of black "Five Nuts" joke is still very marketable.

Wang Han was unwilling to fall behind and continued in a tone that gave everyone popular science knowledge: "Experiments have proved that soap is not something that men dare not pick, and there are also five-nut mooncakes."

Everyone was very happy.

This also says "five-nut mooncake", and it's a dirty joke.

Next, Xu Jie was outstanding and told a joke in Mandarin with a small speaking standard, but the content was also a blackmail to the "Five Ren".

The audience gave the applause.

They didn't know, but Lei Feng knew that although the topic was mooncakes, the program team required that the stars focus on black "five tenants", because only in this way can they be more topical.

So, when Xiaoyu and others spoke, a lot of laughed.

Although many people know that this is a show designed, these jokes are really the first time I have heard them. With the two teams of star PK mode, it is like ancient literati talking about poetry and pairs, which makes everyone feel very fresh.

Wuren is about to become popular.

Many people think.

If you say a few more things, it will definitely be a hot search.

However, there are not many jokes about "Five Ren". At least the only few A4 paper given by the program team is on, and now it has been roughly said.

But Lei Feng is not worried. He remembers many jokes he has seen in his previous life. Even if he integrates himself, he can still make a lot of them.

At this time, Fang Chang stood up

"Xiao Lei doesn't like mooncakes. He said he will have diarrhea after eating it. I'm very surprised. After all, even if he eats Wuren, he will only vomit. Later I found out that every time he eats mooncakes, he tear the desiccant in the packaging and sprinkle it evenly on it."

yi, the jokes that are not on the page of the program group a4!

Lei Fengyi was stunned.

And, Xiao Lei... means?

Feeling the other party's provocative gaze, Lei Feng suddenly became interested.

Something interesting.

Lei Feng stood up and said, "Xiao Fang gave the goddess a piece of five-nut mooncake. The goddess frowned: The five things are OK to look at each other, but why does it make people vomit when they are placed? I noticed Xiao Fang's embarrassment, and the goddess quickly added, don't get me wrong, I don't dislike your mooncakes, I like to eat five-nuts. Xiao Fang was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but she heard her say: I'm talking about your facial features."

The audience laughed!

Lei Feng's tone is very naughty.

The word "Xiao Fang" is released, which reminds people of Xiao Fang before. Many people look at Fang Chang and some people start to make excuses!

Celebrities support the showdown between stars. The more intense the battle, the more enjoyable it will be.

Fang Chang's facial muscles twitched.

He was looking forward to it today because he met Lei Feng on the stage again. This time, he was going to abuse Lei Feng on the stage, but he didn't expect Lei Feng to be "prepared". Not only did he succeed in counterattacking before, he still called him ugly now.

"You have a Mid-Autumn Festival, are you here? Are you jealous of me! I'm six! After Weibo, Xiao Lei held a Wuren and started to chew silently."

Fang Chang is not to be outdone!

He came prepared this time and spent money to ask someone to write jokes, so he immediately fought back for this link.

Lei Feng didn't even think about it: "Because of his girlfriend's cheating, Xiao Fang broke up with his girlfriend whom he had been in love for many years. Xiao Fang was in great pain and hated the dog man and woman. Seeing that the Mid-Autumn Festival was coming, Xiao Fang remembered the happy Mid-Autumn Festival in the past, and became angry from his heart. He sent two boxes of five-nut mooncakes with notes attached, and the whole family died before eating. Two days later, the police arrested Xiao Fang for murder!"

Fang Chang: "..."

Paralyze me and cuckold me!

Fang Chang was furious.

He was about to speak, but Taoist Su stood up beside him

"It's not just weird people who lose their appetite, but also five-nut mooncakes."

His joke is far-fetched.

Although it means Lei Feng, it does not refer to the name.

Lei Feng was not good at meeting the questions. He thought for a while and said, "In the past, Hanshan asked Shide: "The world slandered me, bullied me, insulted me, laughed at me, despised me, despised me, despised me, despised me, and despised me, and lie to me, how to deal with it? Shide said: I'll give you a five-nut mooncake."

"Hanshan Asks Shide" is an old joke.

Others may not know it, but Master Su will not forget it.

Master Su snorted coldly: "Xiao Lei bought a piece of exquisitely carved stone at the antique city for a high price. Today he took it on a treasure appraisal program. The expert took Xiao Lei's collection and observed it carefully for a long time and said: Based on my years of experience, this should be the five-nut mooncake from Yijiuer last year."

Lei Feng did not hesitate: "Old Su called home: Mom, I bought five-nut mooncakes and came back today. The other end of the phone shouted: You should buy six people, your aunt is here!"
To be continued...