"......I just saw the trunk of a car on the road that was not closed. I rode my bike and chased me in the back, thinking about telling someone a sound, but the other person braked suddenly and I went into the trunk..."

Lei Feng touched the location of the band-aid and said, "Just just crawled out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are responsible for paying 200 yuan. Do you think I am meddling in other people's business? I swear, if I want to meddle in other people's business in the future, I won't call me Lei Feng, I'm so crazy!"

Lei Feng started the show directly, and it was quite like that with a broken bicycle.

Wen Sanqian snorted coldly in his heart, with a little ridicule in his eyes, waiting to see how Lei Feng continued to act.

Unlike him, Bai Qianhe and the other two were slightly stunned. They usually drove the car and noticed the first joke in the sketch, "full responsibility". Rear-ending is indeed full responsibility, but it is quite fresh when describing it on a bicycle.

"It seems pretty good?"

Several people put away their contempt.

Just as he was thinking, the old lady Bai played by Wang Xijun was on stage.

"Uh...ah...ah...ah..." Old Mrs. Wang walked shakingly, "Oh!" Yi Xu fell to the ground!

This step and expression were so vivid. Lei Feng secretly praised in his heart, but pretended to be nothing on his face and said to himself: "I didn't look at anything."

Old Mrs. Wang: Oh...

Lei Feng: Oh...

Old Mrs. Wang: Oh...

Lei Feng: Oh...

Old Mrs. Wang: Oh my god...

"You won." Lei Feng turned around and put down his bicycle, "Mama, are you okay?"

Seeing this, Bai Qianhe was very happy. She suddenly felt that this sketch might be good. Just thinking about whether there would be many laughs in it, but the fat aunt who fell to the ground, played by Wang Xijun, tremblingly raised her elbows under Lei Feng's inquiry, said tremblingly: "Oh, my elbows! Oh, my elbows! Oh, my waist disk! Oh, it doesn't hurt..."

This twist was too sudden!

Lei Feng Khan said speechlessly: "No, aunt, you've already done this, don't use the elimination method."

Not only Bai Qianhe, but the other two male teachers couldn't help laughing.

Wen Sanqian felt deep in his heart, and saw Lei Feng continue, "Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk."

Old Mrs. Wang: "I'll give it a try."

As he said that, he rotated 36o degrees on the ground!

Lei Feng jumped in fear and exclaimed: "Oh! Auntie! You can leave now, but you are following the watch!"

After these words, Bai Qianhe and the other two were immediately happy!

Many students in the audience were also happy.

Only Wen Sanqian, who was staying next to him, suddenly felt his little heart blew away!

Old Mrs. Wang continued to hum, "Oh, why did my hip bone suddenly hurt?"

Lei Feng helped the old lady and said, "That's sure. I was rubbed when I was turning just now. It would be nice if there was no fire. Come on, aunt, I'll help you up!"

Old Mrs. Wang sat on the ground, holding Lei Feng's hand, trembling and picking it up, looking at Lei Feng's face: "Oh, young man, you have a blue or purple one on your face, you're very upset."

"I'm fine." Lei Feng smiled indifferently.

"You are a good kid and you also know how to help the aunt up."

"I'm addicted to doing good things."

"It's going to be someone else's turn. I'll run away after hitting it!"

“…”

This is another big turning point!

Bai Qianhe and the other two had bright eyes!

During this period, there have been too many news about the elderly falling, some of them wrongly accusing good people after falling, some of them deny it when they hit someone, some of them deny it when they see the elderly falling but no one dares to help them... In short, it has caused a lot of controversy; this matter was originally related to Lei Feng, but now it has been made into a sketch by Lei Feng. Not to mention whether it is exciting or not, this idea is worthy of recognition!

On stage.

Lei Feng was petrified, and despite the old lady's surprised gaze, he slowly put the old lady back on the ground: "Oh my God, you were confused, and you were confused very suddenly. You fell down by yourself. When you fell, I was still away from you. Look, that's my bicycle, and the evidence is as strong as a mountain."

The three teachers were very happy and immediately amused Lei Feng's movements again!

Not only that, Mrs. Wang continued to finish the fight: "Oh, the car circle is like that. After a long time, I flew over there. Can I still rescue it? Oh..."

Bai Qianhe finally couldn't help laughing!

The other two teachers also couldn't help laughing.

This conversation is so funny.

Quite very talented.

Lei Feng: "Oh my god, this is really too much like the accident scene, but the aunt is not what you think. My car was rear-end chased afterwards."

Old Mrs. Wang: "Oh, my tailbone!"

Lei Feng was immediately overwhelmed: "I'm talking about rear-end pursuit, not rear-end vertebrae, I'm talking about bumper, you're talking about tail root."

"Hahaha!"

Bai Qianhe couldn't help laughing, and when he was yi, he covered his mouth again, his eyes bent up, thinking that Lei Feng was so lively.

Support or not!

A sketch starring Shen Teng and Ma Li.

The lines of the sketch "Support or not" are extremely confusing. In the 2014 Spring Festival Gala in another world, it is the program that brings the most laughs. Now being played by Lei Feng and others with great care, the three teachers and many students in the audience were hilarious. Not only were they, but the members of the literary clubs next to them, gradually disappeared from the sarcasm on their faces, and the image of Lei Feng's star as a star enveloped their hearts like a nightmare!

The sketch continues.

Lei Feng pressed his hands and said, "I said, "Madam, please remember it carefully, no one hits you."

Old Mrs. Wang said angrily: "No one hit me and fly out of yio. Then you want to hit me. I'm going abroad now."

Lei Fengyi looked crazy and turned to the old lady's heels and said, "No, aunt, what's your identity? How can you still be free of visas when you go abroad? Besides, you didn't fly out of the yio rice."

The three teachers next to him laughed at each other again, and they really wanted to call other teachers to see each other!

But before they could smile and close their mouths, Old Mrs. Wang, who was lying on the ground, looked at Lei Feng and trembled and said loudly: "How many meters will it fly? It's now, you are more than the three-meter or two-meter real person. Is it meaningful?"

"Hahaha!"

Bai Qianhe's laughter is not high, so he couldn't help laughing again!

Wen Sanqian stood beside him, his heart was getting colder. The only small lucky thing was like a small flame, blown out by the wind.

Yi Fang looked at it with relish, Yi Fang looked at it in disbelief, the sketch continued, and soon, Wang Xitian, who played the role of the passerby, finally appeared!

Wang Xitian came in from outside the door, holding his cell phone in his hand, and called as he walked: "Wife, I'm home soon, don't worry...wait!"

Wang Xitian was not nervous at all. He seemed to have just seen Mrs. Wang, and bent down and said, "I saw an old lady falling on the road and no one came to help her," he immediately straightened up and said angrily: "You think the current social atmosphere is like this! No one cares, I care!"

The righteous spirit of yi shares spread throughout the world!

Wang Xitian put down his cell phone, opened his hands to the old lady, and said, "Auntie, don't move." Then, in front of the old lady who was struggling to get up, he suddenly squatted down. The phone went forward, took a "click" sound, then passed by, and left casually. The old lady who had just stood up fell to the ground again with a "slap" sound!

Wang Xitian, who called back to the soy sauce, continued his phone call and said righteously: "I will immediately post a Weibo post to condemn this behavior, so that my parents can comment. Wife, remember to like and mutter me! Oh, this old lady fell, she is so miserable..."

“…”

This is a god's turn!

Bai Qianhe, who was taking a bottle of water and drinking, sprayed directly!

What if you promised?

What about the righteousness that was agreed upon?

If I really watched the performance, I couldn't help but applaud before. How could this make people feel sorry for me!

Bai Qianhe is unsupported.

She was a little impressed.

This work is really good. Compared with the previous "exam" of the literary club, the work of Lei Feng and others is several levels higher. It is hard to imagine that this would be written by several high school students!

Moreover, judging by Lei Feng’s appearance, the sketch is far from over, and the exciting ones are still to come!

"Support or not"?

This may be called "convincible or not"!

I thought that the competition in the county on behalf of the school would be the "exam" of the literary club. Unexpectedly, Lei Feng and others, who were regarded as singers, also had their own skills in sketches!

Can it be said that the stars who entered the line are really so powerful?
Chapter completed!