There are many terrible things in the world, such as landslides and ground cracks, snowfall in June, the Yellow River changing its course, high-rise buildings collapsing...but all the disasters combined cannot compare with the destruction of the earth.

This is the most terrifying thing in the world. If there is... it can only be the despairing fear of waiting before destruction.

Since the Sky Eye Center announced to the world that alien spacecraft will arrive on Earth in ten months, fear has begun to spread.

Various information about alien spacecraft has occupied most of the pages of news newspapers. "Experts" have appeared in public, trying to explain to the public that this alien spacecraft is likely to be a "passing" spacecraft with their "retarded remarks".

There was even a kind and civilized messenger riding inside.

It's a pity that no human being with a primary school diploma will believe this kind of "mentally retarded statement".

"Send a super magnet into space, and the alien spacecraft will change its course under the influence of the strong magnet..."

On the bus, Shi Enmin, who had graduated from elementary school ten years ago, shook his head, carefully folded the newspaper and put it into his backpack.

"Ding dong... We have arrived at Hujiacun Station. Passengers who are getting off please get off at the back door.."

Shi Enmin jumped out of the crowded bus and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when a microphone appeared in front of him.

"Hello, I'm a reporter from CTV. Can I ask you a few questions?"

The female reporter's eyes widened with anticipation.

The cannon-like camera flashed red.

I'm going to be on TV? So amazing?

Shi Enmin was interviewed by a reporter for the first time since she was a child. She was immediately flattered: "Miss reporter, please ask."

"What would you do if the world ended in ten months?"

The female reporter put the microphone in front of him.

It's also related to alien spacecraft... These days, major TV stations around the world are discussing this issue 24 hours a day, and all kinds of bizarre resistance strategies are emerging. But everyone knows that in the face of absolute strength, everything is empty talk.

Is there nothing else in the world to discuss?

Such as house prices!

His eyes widened: "Can I ask a question?"

...The interviewee actually refused to cooperate. The female reporter was about to refuse, but out of the corner of her eye she caught a glimpse of the photographer behind her nodding slightly.

Suddenly my heart moved, and I smiled like a flower: "Of course, please ask."

Shi Enmin stared directly at the camera: "I mortgaged a house in the West District, and I still have 30 years of unpaid mortgage."

"Before the earth is destroyed, will there be no need to pay the mortgage?"

...

The female reporter hesitated: "This... probably won't work..."

Although she is not a professional lawyer, she also knows that even if the house collapses unexpectedly, the homeowner still needs to pay the mortgage on time.

What's more, the destruction of the earth is only a possibility...

"In that case, I'm sorry, I have to go to work!" Shi Enmin said, pushing away the microphone and hurried to the office building not far away.

The female reporter was left messy in the wind...

He hurriedly hurriedly hurriedly, and finally pressed his fingerprint to clock in before the front desk lady showed a gloating expression.

"I said, Shi Enmin, can't you be late once?" The front desk wrinkled his cute little face, looking pitiful.

The bulging nameplate on her chest is engraved with the words "Wang Jie".

"I'm sorry to disappoint you!" There was no apology on Shi Enmin's face.

"You..." Wang Jie was about to get angry when her black eyes rolled around and she thought of a good idea.

She flipped her hair lightly and said with a charming look on her face: "Brother Shi, if you can be late once before the earth is destroyed."

As she said that, she deliberately straightened her upper body to show her beauty: "I agree to go on a date with you!"

Shi Enmin waved his hands and walked to the office: "Come on, according to the company's loudspeaker, your appointment list has been scheduled for eleven months."

"I don't have the luxury of it."

As an old man in the workplace, Shi Enmin clearly knows that front desk ladies are a special kind of existence. They have high education, good figures, and delicate faces, but they are willing to take a monthly salary that is not enough to buy cosmetics.

Why?

Of course, the purpose is to catch a golden turtle son-in-law so that one day he can fly up a branch and become a golden phoenix.

A poor boy must not mess with this kind of woman...

Shi Enmin walked into the office, sat on the chair in the cubicle, and turned on the computer.

Take out a customer list from your backpack and put it on the table.

I looked up and saw that Team Leader Zhang was assigning tasks to the new employees. He quickly opened his scarf and flipped through Professor Li Mo's homepage.

"Professor Li still hasn't published a new blog post..."

"Is the earth really going to be destroyed?"

He was immediately disappointed.

As an astronomy enthusiast, Shi Enmin knew that humans had no chance of winning against high-level spaceships. Various experts in the media would only exaggerate and deliberately downplay the difference in civilization levels.

Everyone around the world knows that the only person who can save the earth now is the great scientist who invented the Moxing battery and the quantum chip. But... after he released the information that the alien spacecraft was about to arrive on the earth, he

Updated blog post.

A bold idea arose in his mind.

Do you really want to sell your house and use the money to go crazy before the earth is destroyed?

When he was very young, he had a dream to take a luxurious yacht for a luxurious trip around the world, preferably with a lovely girl by his side.

Dreams are just dreams after all. After so many years, Shi Enmin has never even seen the sea with his own eyes. A mortgage house has tied him firmly in the pigeonhole of the city.

When I opened the real estate transaction website, it was filled with the words "urgent sale"... In just one week, Yanjing's house prices dropped by 20%!

It seems that he is not the only one who has the same idea.

"Xiao Shi, this is today's customer list." Team Leader Zhang threw a document with phone numbers printed on it on the table: "The insurance item our Datian Insurance Company is promoting today is Fumanduo Life Insurance."

“60% rebate!”

Shi Enmin was shocked. The 60% rebate means that if a customer purchases 100 yuan of life insurance, the insurance salesperson can withdraw 60 yuan from it, which is much more than the general insurance items.

Full of doubts, he opened the contract sample of "Fumanduo Life Insurance":

"The insured is between 18 and 40 years old...insured for 20 consecutive years...you can get insurance dividends after the age of 95..."

...Thousands of clauses with vague semantics and precise wording below clearly mark the exemption situations.

Shi Enmin sighed inwardly. This is completely a kind of "super shooting insurance". According to the insurance contract, less than 1% of the customers will eventually be compensated. No wonder there will be a 60% rebate.

Sighing, he still dialed a number according to the number book: "Hello, Mr. Wang Dashi, this is Datian Insurance..."

"Beep...beep..."

After he said the word insurance, the other party hung up the phone without hesitation.

Shi Enmin didn't feel angry at all, and was even grateful that the other party hung up the phone so early, so as to avoid wasting time.

"Hey, Mr. Chen Shanyi, I..."

"Beep...beep...beep..."

....

After being hung up on more than 20 times in a row, he finally said his name completely, "Hello, Ms. Ai Qingxiu, I am Shi Enmin, the business manager of Datian Insurance Company."

"Our company has recently launched a protection-type life insurance. Are you interested in learning about it?"

A crisp voice came from the other side of the phone: "Manager Shi, can your company's insurance protect the earth?"
Chapter completed!