Chapter 2 What if there is a kiss scene?
That night, Jiang Xueming and Xiaoqi explained for a long time and wanted to explain clearly what happened on this trip with their sister.
Jiang Bailu could understand half or not, and her body language was very rich, with a slow motion on her left and right hands.
My sister's expression was very confused.
"In other words, I have a strange disease and have to go to the city more than 10,000 meters underground to find potions. Then brother, you go and discuss things with a big cat and take a train with an orangutan..."
"Not an orangutan..." Jiang Xueming explained: "That man is called Bu Meilixing."
"Oh oh! When you talk about this guy, it's like you entered a zoo, it's all full of animal adjectives." Jiang Bailu slapped her head: "That is to say, you went to the alien territory with this brother Axing. He pointed at an alien widow and took photos. This brother Axing also slept with the widow."
Xiaoqi smiled so much that the corners of his mouth cracked, "This sister-in-law is a little interesting..."
"It seems..." Jiang Xueming covered his forehead: "That's the case."
"Next! Brother, you are back with the potion." Jiang Bailu pointed at Xiaoqi: "With this sister, I also came back with a lot of money."
Xiaoqi: "Yes."
Jiang Xueming: "That's it."
"Then you tell me that our situation is special now and there will be danger." Bai Lu clarified everything clearly like an old pedan: "Like the bad guys in the underground station may come to attack us..."
Xiaoqi cheered: "She finally understands."
Jiang Xueming and Qi Ge high fives, "Yes, she understands it."
"But..." Bai Lu shrugged her shoulders meaninglessly, with a confused expression, "This is too nonsense. The first half is the same as the fairy tale I watched when I was a child."
She pointed at Jiang Xueming: "If you weren't my biological brother, I would have to doubt whether I was in the crew of "Trumen's World" sooner or later."
She pointed at Xiaoqi again: "If my illness hadn't been cured, and you two really took out so much money at once, it would be hard for me to believe what you said."
Xiaoqi whispered to Xue Ming: "Did you teach her so much?"
Xue Ming looked relieved: "It's always a good thing to think more."
"I figured it out, it's awesome! Brother!" Jiang Bailu thought it through and stood up from the small stool in an instant, looking very energetic: "You are too capable. I will tell my classmate about this that one of hers and I must have entered the psychiatric department."
After he recovered from his illness, Bai Lu was not as weak as before, full of vitality.
"There are bad guys to harm us, but I won't be afraid!" She posed in the fighting posture of Ultraman against the little monster, "Brother! Be brave enough to defeat evil! Where are we going to cheat food and drink now... Oh no, punish evil and eliminate evil?!"
Xiaoqi whispered to Xue Ming: "This line?"
Xue Ming: "Is it dirt enough?"
Xiaoqi: "Enough is enough... where can I learn from her?"
Xue Ming: "It's learned without a teacher."
Xiaoqi: "The matter has been explained clearly. What should I do next?"
Xueming: "Take her back with me. I originally wanted her to continue to go to school, but now you chat with me about the Armadillo Hunter's package of things, and I'm not at ease."
Xiao Qi's eyes were weak and his mouth was unclear: "Actually it's not that serious... If you really say that these guys are still a bit ethical, it will be better for their family members when they come out to wander around the world."
"Are you thinking in your heart just now..." Jiang Xueming approached Xiaoqi with his eyes extremely aggressive: "As long as you leave Bai Lu here, it will be a private holiday trip between us?"
"No..." Xiaoqi denied it.
"And... why do you look at the problem from the perspective of an armadillo hunter? Your attitude makes me very worried. If I were a hunter, I would deal with a face like Jiang Xueming who had just arrived at the station. He was helpless and a black householder - and a sister who was powerless. Such a person fell into my eyes..."
Jiang Xueming's eyes became terrifying and he completely entered the role.
"It's like during working hours, the office building with more than 50 floors suddenly stopped water, and it happened to be my turn to go to the public toilet to grab the first pit. I will never give in to such prey."
Xiaoqi was stunned.
"What a wonderful metaphor... Just thinking about it carefully, your brain is trembling..."
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July 7th.
They boarded the plane back home.
Brother Qi completed the real-name registration and check-in procedures for the brother and sister.
To be honest, Xiaoqi doesn't understand Mr. Xue Ming's behavior very much.
"If you are so worried about your safety and your sister, you should immediately take her back to the station to live..."
"No." Jiang Xueming interrupted: "This flesh and blood debt must be settled."
Xiaoqi wondered: "Why?"
"According to my mother, she gave birth to Bai Lu at the age of fifty-six." Jiang Xueming explained: "This year, my father is almost eighty years old, and his mother is also seventy-four."
"The two elders live a long life..." Xiaoqi sighed, and felt that there was something wrong with it, "No, you are not much older than Bai Lu, can you say..."
Jiang Xueming's expression was cold and his tone was as usual: "Are you guessing that there is a possibility that Bai Lu was abducted?"
Xiaoqi nodded, that's what she really thought.
A 56-year-old woman who is 50 years old will have to give birth in a place with slightly worse medical conditions, which means that one of the children and mothers must go to a high-risk situation.
And she was still thinking whether Jiang Xueming was also a child bought by this family.
After all, Mr. Xue Ming had said before that this family regarded Bailu as a product for exchange for betrothal gifts, which was like buying a baby girl to raise her and exchanged for money.
They had no good expressions towards their son, and they sent Xue Ming to the battery factory at the age of seventeen.
Where is a battery factory?
Lead-mercury pollution and electrical equipment radiation make ordinary people have to retire after entering the work environment for thirty years. Giving birth to deformed children is considered as a guaranteed guarantee. If the body is not sterilized, it will be considered that the ancestral grave will smoke.
Is that an attitude towards his biological son? Is it the true feelings of the couple when they have a child in old age? They didn’t even think about letting Xue Ming pass on the family line?
It sounds like sending my son to a place introduced by an acquaintance to earn money to subsidize his family, and it is still a free labor force.
"I don't want to complicate simple things." Jiang Xueming admitted: "I can understand where Bai Lu and I were born, where we grew up, and who we have received the kindness of raising us - this is not a difficult task."
"Oh oh oh I understand. What you said is that oxen sausages are easier to deal with than this." Xiao Qi said with a smile: "This makes me feel so relieved."
"The current price of this debt is 88,000 yuan in gifts, as well as my sister and I’m compulsory education tuition and living expenses." Xue Ming did the calculations: "No matter how much you calculate, the inflation will not exceed 300,000 yuan."
"It cost so little money to raise you two? It's so cheap?" Xiao Qi was surprised.
Xueming nodded and knew it carefully: "I have a good memory. From the time we were born, to four years ago, they spent more than 35,000 yuan on me and Bai Lu.
Both parents are illiterate and have not made any investment in education.
They have cooked meals for six years and basically don’t cook breakfast. The lunch and evening meals are even worse than the school cafeteria.”
Xiaoqi suddenly felt that the man in front of him was very cold-blooded: "Have you calculated all the things you made?"
"Yes, when I go home, I'm going to settle the accounts." Xue Ming's expression did not change at all, as if he was talking about a business: "Do you think... I'm a little unkind?"
"No, no..." Xiaoqi muttered: "I just think... if you tear your face apart, you may be very unpleasant."
"Say it again, I hate to complicate simple things." Jiang Xueming looked out the window with his eyes squinted, and the plane had already started to glide: "Do you think there is any unclear relationship between the two brothers and sisters and parents?"
Xiaoqi was suddenly stunned.
She looked at Jiang Xueming - just stared blankly, and the mysteries in her heart seemed to be solved at this time.
Why is this guy so strange and cautious, like a lone wolf living in a modern urban steel jungle.
These questions seem to be answered.
"I want to do this clean and beautifully." Jiang Xueming tightened the account book and pen in his hand: "I don't want to leave any tail behind. I don't know if they are my biological parents. To me, this matter is not important. It is the job of the police officer, not my job.
——I don’t want to see photos of Bai Lu and I like criminals on a certain telephone pole. I don’t know how to explain to Bai Lu whether we have committed any serious crimes.
——I don’t want the Public Security Department to call me every now and then after I go back, my work and life will become a mess because of these calls.
——I don’t want them to become more cunning and ruthless. I learned to surf the Internet in my old age, and cried and made trouble at the vast netizens and reporters. I wanted to find unfilial descendants who were loved by many years ago but [run away from home without authorization]. I never wanted to use any pure malicious intention to guess people’s hearts.
——Brother Qi, you have also said that the most taboo thing for passengers in the underground world is to be found by hunters. Then my top priority now is to deal with this debt. It is like a bomb without a timer. When it explodes, hunters will check my name on Baidu and find me."
Xiaoqi nodded cautiously: "You are right... it's really difficult to do."
Jiang Xueming said worriedly: "I am sure that if my parents see my bank balance now, they will definitely offer a very outrageous price. The small compositions on the Internet can write hundreds of millions of clicks. Those armadillo hunters have high-intensity alignment on Weibo on the first day, read them on the headlines the next morning, and read them on WeChat public account at noon. They can also read my name on Zhihu when they go to the toilet before going to bed.
We can't run away by then. So, for this matter, I have predicted a few sets of rhetoric in my heart. Why don't you practice with me first?"
Xiaoqi was interested: "Tell me in detail."
"Suppose you are the factory girl I found from another remote village." Jiang Xueming described.
Xiaoqi immediately started performing, took out his cell phone, and his tone became abstract: "Today, let me show you my man! Oh yo! Isn't this Jiang Xueming? ~ I haven't seen you like this in a few days?"
Brother Qi changed his subject and said to Jiang Xueming: "Then you go to the whole beauty and show off your appearance in front of the camera. How about it? I have thought about this short video script. Is it rustic enough?"
"Stop it and stop it... the smell is too irritating." Xueming continued, "Let's talk about it--you and I don't have much money, but your family still has parents to take care of you. You take the house to the bank to borrow money and sell fake shoes for us. As a result, I owe millions. I finally got home. My sister was arrested when she packed and shipped the goods in the warehouse. She would cry in the prison."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Bailu had already started singing in the seat next door.
"Iron door~iron window~iron chains!~"
"Holding the iron window with my hand, I look outside~"
Xue Ming gave his sister a thumbs up and said to Xiaoqi: "After this trouble, we have made some cash to pay filial piety to our parents-in-law and support them in their elderly care. They have collected money and will definitely let us get out immediately. In this way, we will be done. I guess we won't call one in the future, so we will pretend that we don't have my son. They have a long-term support, and we live a peaceful life, and everyone is happy."
Xiaoqi pouted and dissatisfied: "My life experience sounds so fucking miserable."
"Why don't we go to the art school in the province and city to find an actress and ask her to play against me? You'll play a debt-chasing person next to you?" Jiang Xueming suggested.
The plane left the ground and rushed into the sky.
"That won't work. I want to play a debt collector. If you can't come back, you'll have already paid for it, and ah--"
Xiaoqi is very clever.
“—What if there is a kissing scene?”
Chapter completed!