INTERVALIntermission comedyDrunken mania(1/4)
Preface:
[The wisdom in the head is like a flint]
[If you don't hit it, there will be no sparks]
[—William Shakespeare]
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[Part1 - Dance of a knife and a gun]
A warm hurricane blew from the bottom of the deep mine pit.
It is a sharp sirens in the underground cavity, rushing a piece of domestic swallows, like a shepherd's rod hooking the lamb's neck, blowing a thick fog up to the mouth of the valley, and in an instant, the violent wind as violent as a knife was torn into pieces.
It blows open the shabby tents of the scavengers camp.
Blow away the big hat of the homeless man.
Blow away the smell of blood from the air.
Blow your hair that is not talented.
When blowing the skeleton, you will whistle the thin trouser legs on your ankles.
Blow away the flies in the nostrils of the corpse.
Wen Bucai threw his body into the muddy river in the valley,
He shouted loudly at the gentle slope platform in the distance: "Everyone is here! No one is left!"
In the scavenger camp outside Platform Zero, the annoying secret whistle has been cleared.
Wen Bucai did this matter beautifully without leaving any impure tails.
"What's next?" The little waiter hid behind the big stone and guarded his equipment for his brothers: "You are going to sneak in?"
Wen Bucai: "It is easy to make people misunderstand it if they are sneaky."
Jiang Xueming: "As long as we hear something wrong, we will break through from the front."
The little waiter stuttered nervously: "First face?!First face?!"
Jiang Xueming: "Is she not good at the Internet? She didn't even have WIFI? She lost her packet when she spoke..."
Wen Bucai: "It's good if there is a signal in this place, just listen."
The little waiter: "You guys are serious? From the front? They have more than 80 people! There are more than 80 guns! Eighty! Not eight!"
Jiang Xueming: "Brother Jason has opened a full picture for us.
I think I can fight."
Wen Bucai: "You come to be an observer? Give me fire support? Or do we go to the street fighting together?"
Jiang Xueming: "What do you think? The highest level of martial arts is to get free, their main weapon is AK74U,
Judging from the quality of Iraq, it should be able to enter the museum in a few years. The effective range will not exceed 300 meters and the kill range will not exceed 600 meters. If you can get free, why do you have to go up and fight for a knife?"
Wen Bucai: "There will always be clever people who hide and pretend to be dead. Believe me, I have a lot of experience in dealing with these villains. If Victor catches me, he will be able to write six new books next month."
Jiang Xueming: "Then let me follow your orders, the chief Wenbucai."
Wen Bucai: "Jiang Xueming, look for the high ground and wait for it, and continue to observe."
The little waiter: "Where are me? What about me?"
Wen Bucai: "Your website is not good,
Try to find the signal.”
The little waiter: "Really? Why do I think you can hear me?!"
Jiang Xueming: "I can't hear it... I'll shout it out loud."
Wen Bucai: "It's totally inaudible."
The waiter frowned,
I looked at the radio in my hand in confusion and always felt something was wrong.
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A strange red bird-shaped shadow suddenly surged from the entrance of the valley.
These shadows are like giant bats.
With its wings, it was full of nests from the caves on the rock wall.
He hovered in the air and made a sharp roar.
Before we could see the appearance of these birds clearly, they came and went quickly, heading straight towards the pasture deeper below the valley entrance.
Wen Bucai: "It's time to act."
Jiang Xueming: "Yes, they were exposed. I just received the text message."
Wen Bucai: "What did you say in the text message?"
Jiang Xueming: "A picture was sent on WeChat. It was a huge dragon creature with a corrupt body. Judging from the scale ruler, the length of this dragon without a tail should be about fifty meters. The scales on its body are broken and there are many human skins and bones sewn on it as band-aids."
Wen Bucai: "Have you said anything else?"
Jiang Xueming: "Yes."
Wen Bucai: "Read it to me?"
Jiang Xueming: "Save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save
Wen Bucai: "Is your website not good either?"
Jiang Xueming: "So I said, they should have been exposed."
The little waiter: "Come on! My employer is in danger!"
Wen Bucai: "I'm already moving. I'm on the road. Don't panic. Brother is here!"
Jiang Xueming: "Sir, please wait, I will put together the main weapon first."
Wen Bucai: "I suddenly didn't want to go. I hated my legs, it could move by itself. I heard the girl's call for help,
I can't help myself."
Jiang Xueming: "Put your heart back in your stomach,
This thing has a simple structure.
I can do it in less than ten seconds.”
Wen Bucai: "Will you not breathe heavily when you speak next time? It's so scary."
Jiang Xueming: "But your tone is easy and freehand, like walking in the garden, it's hard for me to get nervous... To be honest, I even think we are talking about the strategy of a certain game level in an elite forum."
Wen Bucai: "That's true, why not be nervous?"
Jiang Xueming: "I see you are about to arrive at the rock platform of Boke Pass. There are four people in front of you. You are about to contact us. What instructions are you?"
Wen Bucai: "I will talk to them and show my purpose."
Jiang Xueming: "What's the matter?"
Wen Bucai: "Compare with the ones that seem to be the best among them, compare your unique skills and make some jokes."
Jiang Xueming: "Why do this?"
Wen Bucai: "We don't have wings and we can't fly to the pasture at the bottom of the valley to save the heroes. We will hold these ogres away and try not to disturb the two little guys' escape. This is the best combat plan."
Jiang Xueming: "Ah Xing is so relieved?"
Wen Bucai: "I feel very at ease with Victor. He is so harsh and vicious about anything. When I go to eat a steak, he will pick out a few things that don't suit his wishes from the two gluten. It's purely forcing me. If you two can pass his eyes, you may have a unique skill."
Jiang Xueming: "..."
Wen Bucai: "Is my website not good?"
Jiang Xueming: "I was marking the target of the first round of reaction shooting just now. I'm sorry, my concentration has decreased."
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wen Bucai: "So I said, at the station, if you don't have a unique skill, you may be like a sexy girl with no nutrition in Douyin. She can only pretend to be a doll, stare at the camera for 30 seconds, do nothing, and can only sell her face."
Jiang Xueming: "There are sixteen meters left. They have drawn their guns. Should I open fire? Sir?"
Wen Bucai: "Don't worry, they seemed to have discovered the trouble of their accomplices in the pasture. Let me go up and make a mockery to attract their attention."
After saying that—
——Wen Bucai came to the guided soldiers alone.
He raised his head and tilted his head slightly, and saw a strong team leader two meters tall with the nose of the plane coming up to interrogate.
"What are you doing?!"
To be continued...