Zhou Congwen focused on grinding the eggs, as if he hadn't heard Liu Xiaobi's roar from the east of the river.

There was a constant buzzing sound, and the atmosphere at home was a bit strange.

A few seconds later, Zhou Congwen stopped his hand, looked at Liu Xiaobie with a smile, "Come back, don't be angry, isn't the house quite clean?

Liu Xiaobie changed his shoes, reached out and wiped the wooden board of the storage cabinet next to him with his tender green onion fingers, and reached in front of Zhou Congwen with a full amount of dust.

"What is this?" Liu Xiaobie asked coldly.

"The index finger, the index finger of the right hand, young, female, and good blood circulation."

"This is gray!" Liu Xiaobing said angrily, regardless of Zhou Congwen's professional knowledge, "You are lazy, you can find someone to deal with it, don't even need a nanny?"

"I'm not self-disciplined?" Zhou Congwen took off the ground egg and felt a little regretful. If he had known that Liu Xiaobe would have come back and grinded a love poem on the egg himself, maybe this level would have passed.

Women like this, but it is harder to make Zhou Congwen think about love poems than to have him undergo ten bypass surgeries.

"What's self-discipline? This is what you call self-discipline?" Liu Xiaobi's right index finger had already reached Zhou Congwen's eyes, and the shaking dust was shaking.

"I'm busy with work and I won another world number one." Zhou Congwen wanted to say a few words, but he seemed very angry when he saw Liu Xiaobie who had just returned home.

And I have indeed never cleaned the room. Emmm is a bit too much.

Zhou Congwen really couldn't see the dust in the room. Every day when he walked home, he would have a number of grinding drills and beds placed in the kitchen. This is Zhou Congwen's territory.

As for other places in the villa of three or five hundred square meters, Zhou Congwen has almost never touched it. "The world's number one doesn't clean up the house? Do you think Einstein's joke about cooking watches as eggs is true?" Liu Xiaobi's fingers were wandering in front of Zhou Congwen's eyes, reminding him that the house was covered in dust.

"I can't believe that you, as a surgeon, don't even have the idea of ​​sterility at all. You can't find a housekeeper to clean up!"

"Okay, okay, I'll contact the housekeeping service one day." Zhou Congwen directly admitted defeat.

"Then why not look for it before I come back?"

"Oh, can men and women be the same?" Zhou Congwen sighed, wiped the drill spotlessly with a towel, and then covered it with a cover.

handwashing.

What's the difference?" Liu Xiaobie only knew how to wipe his broken drill, and he wouldn't even get angry.

"Why can't men see housework in their eyes? Because men believe that a system can run away, don't move him. The disturbances during cleaning will destroy the originally stable system and create unknowable bugs." Zhou Congwen did not make jokes, but said seriously.

Damn! Liu Xiaobie was shocked by Zhou Congwen's nonsense words.

"How many times have women been too confident to clean up the things they could use, and they became even worse. They had to buy new ones. They worked hard to wipe the air conditioner, but the wind began to sound. After wiping the router, the internet speed suddenly slowed down. Many things that were put away were not found when they were used."

Damn it!

"And many things seem to be very messy, but in fact everything is in the most easy to find. So men know that don't owe their hands. Don't optimize the programs written by others if you can run. Don't organize the environment at home if you can live."

"Zhou Congwen!" Liu Xiaobi looked at Zhou Congwen angrily, but the guy was immersed in his own world and didn't care that Liu Xiaobi's face was already a little pale.

"Men are not like women, and they have to eat so much life. When most men are single, there are no cosmetics, snacks, small accessories in the room, and there is no facial cleanser and shower cap, and there is only a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom."

"Here, these are enough. I have equipment for training surgery, and this is my only entertainment."

"Even if you get married, as long as you don't have children at home, you can give him a computer, a bed, and go out for a week and you will find that in addition to the electricity meter,

When the water meter is turned, there seems to be no change in other homes. There will be obvious paths for dust on the ground, bed, toilet, computer, three points and one line.

I eat in the cafeteria, and I have any housework at home. If no one cares about it, men can change their clothes when they go home. They wear their coats until they go to bed and go to bed. All the consumables are toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel, and toilet paper. "

Listening to Zhou Congwen talking about various fallacies, Liu Xiaobie pointed his finger between his eyebrows.

The dust on the fingers was like rouge, leaving a particularly obvious mark.

"Stop making trouble." Zhou Congwen didn't dislike the dust at all and wiped it casually.

you……

"Listen to my explanation." Zhou Congwen smiled, "So men will never do it. They clean housework regularly. Only when they happen to find that the dust and garbage have accumulated to a qualitative change and cannot be ignored will they start cleaning. For example, when they are halfway through the shower, they suddenly find that the toilet is dirty and then start cleaning the toilet.

The internet speed is too slow. After restarting the router, I suddenly found that I used a mop to clean the underside of the table, followed by wiping the chassis, cleaning the keyboard seams, washing the mouse pads, wiping the monitor, and cleaning it thoroughly. But the next cleaning may be half a year or more.

"As for the usual, all furniture was like that yesterday, but today the same. No one touched why they had to do housework. As for the commonly used things, they had to be sorted out and used. Why do you need to organize them? This sudden cleaning is actually very efficient in terms of time utilization, and it also demonstrates the personalization and random diversity of life."

"Personality? Diversity? You are quite good at singing praises." Liu Xiaobie asked coldly."..." Zhou Congwen said this and realized how he could reason with Liu Xiaobie.

This is a way to seek death!

"That's what I said." Zhou Congwen quickly explained, "There is no difference. I remember, you must find housekeeping!"

As he said that, Zhou Congwen took out his cell phone to make a call

"Which New Year is the New Year, can you find housekeeping?" Liu Xiaobie said disgusted.

"Head nurse." Zhou Congwen had already called the phone. He made a gesture, indicating that Liu Xiaobiao should not speak first, "Happy New Year."

"Hahaha, I'm back." Zhou Congwen smiled, "Well, help me find two nurses to clean up the house. I just came back from Frankfurt abroad and I'm so tired."

"Okay, that's fine, the key is under the foot pad at the door. How many hours can I finish it?"
Chapter completed!