21 Rabbits don't eat grass
"Please ask if the gastroscopy room can open the door now?"
Zhou Congwen also asked with a try-and-see attitude.
The gastroscopy room of the Third Hospital is not an independent department. The newly started gastroenteroscope project belongs to the Department of Gastroenterology, whether it is personnel or equipment.
Gastroscopy and colonoscopy are slow diagnosis and have not yet reached the stage of disposal. They do not do it at night, and Zhou Congwen has no hope.
In 2002, in grassroots hospitals such as Jianghai Third Hospital, gastroenteroscopes were still "high-tech". They did not say that they had painless examinations, and ordinary ones were not fully deployed.
Zhou Congwen didn't care about a small foreign object in the esophageal tract. Even if he used the gastroscopy that was lagging behind in 2002, he was confident that he would take out the foreign object.
But Zhou Congwen is not a god, and the prerequisite for being able to remove foreign objects is to have the most basic equipment.
You can't use your hands to pick your throat and put your arms in and pick out the Coke bottle cap.
If it really doesn't work, the patient can only go to the provincial capital.
It’s not like Zhou Congwen is lucky or the patient is lucky. Today’s total duty in the internal medicine department is the responsible attending physician of the gastroenterology department. Not long after I bought the machine, she was still in a state of learning and felt itchy. She agreed to Zhou Congwen’s endoscope.
Zhou Congwen breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that the patient is lucky. After experiencing the coke bottle cap and quilt nozzle, he finally got good luck.
It is best to solve the problem by yourself, and it will save the patient from suffering.
The patient took a picture and the serrated end of the bottle cap tightly pressed the mucosa at the upper end of the esophagus. It is very difficult to remove the gastroscopic forceps. In fact, from another perspective, the solution is simple and simple. Just use a condom to cover the bottle cap and then take it out.
But the condom...
He picked up his cell phone, and his first idea was to find a pharmacy that delivered food.
But Zhou Congwen immediately realized that he was in 2002. Now, let alone takeaway systems, he can’t even access the Internet. Not to mention mobile devices, there are few home desktop computers, and Internet cafes are still a popular option to make money.
The Lanji Speed incident eliminated a group of Internet cafe owners, and the rest began to take advantage of the bonus. There were about 8-10 years of violence... No, what are you thinking?
Zhou Congwen sighed deeply and took his cell phone to call relatives and friends.
But……
Who can give him condoms? I guess he is playing mahjong in the dormitory. Shen Lang, a colleague from the chest department, should have gone home. His home is far away, and the cucumbers and vegetables were cold when they were delivered.
Go to buy it with Nurse Daye?
As soon as this idea appeared, it was instantly strangled by Zhou Congwen.
It’s not so seductive, the old saying goes - rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests, they can’t eat it deliciously by holding grass beside their nests.
Although there is an old saying that the moon will be the first to get close to the water, Zhou Congwen is not interested in this, and he doesn't want any scandals to spread.
What should I do?!
For a moment, Zhou Congwen felt that it was difficult to be reborn, and there were no nine doctors following him, and they could send them as soon as possible no matter what he needed.
There are very few people to use!
Zhou Congwen was a little depressed.
"Lingling~~~" The monotonous and boring phone ringtone rang, which scared Zhou Congwen. In a daze, he thought it was the system that issued a task to him.
There was no ringtone in 2002, so it would be considered a "high-end" person to have a Nokia movie. If it weren't for Wang Chengfa's request to be on call 24 hours a day, Zhou Congwen wouldn't even buy Nokia. After all, it would be a bad feeling to have a self-operated surgery anytime and anywhere.
"Hey?" Zhou Congwen answered the phone.
"Doctor Zhou, I, Liu Xiaobie. It's okay, make sure it's your phone number. Don't forget to call me next time you do surgery."
"Don't hang up!" Zhou Congwen felt that Liu Xiaobie was about to hang up the phone and stopped him immediately.
"Hmm? Are you in trouble?"
"..." Zhou Congwen hesitated for a moment.
Will Liu Xiaobie misunderstand?
It seems not very good, but the patient is ready to start the examination, and there is no other way. It is an even more outrageous idea to ask the patient's family to buy it, after all, it is a little girl.
If the patient's family really treats himself as a pervert... wouldn't it be shameless?!
It’s better to talk to Liu Xiaobui, a bold idea appeared in Zhou Congwen’s mind.
"Liu Xiaobie, there is something you can do if you can do me a favor." Zhou Congwen's tone eased a lot, even with a little humility.
"Hey, it looks quite a decent person, why can you catch a little girl?" Liu Xiaobi's tone was filled with a hint of sarcasm.
Bubble? Hey!
Zhou Congwen's thoughts flashed, and he used his strong willpower to control the embarrassment and distracting thoughts in his heart, and said lightly, "What are you thinking? I'm rescuing the patient here. Can you buy me a few condoms?"
The phone fell silent.
Zhou Congwen was also a little embarrassed. He explained, "It's really used for surgery, don't..."
"Doctor Zhou Congwen, I'll send it to you now. If you lied to me, prepare the cemetery in advance. The grass on your grave will be three feet high today next year."
After Liu Xiaobie finished speaking, he didn't listen to Zhou Congwen's explanation at all, so he hung up the phone.
Zhou Congwen shrugged. It was really inconvenient to not have a doctorate. Moreover, Liu Xiaobie's temper is too hot, and he actually threatened himself.
As for it?
Taking the patient to the endoscopic room, Xia Ming, the attending physician in the Department of Gastroenterology, had prepared gastroscopy equipment. Zhou Congwen was amused when she saw her eagerness to try it out. Every new technology is something that middle-aged and young doctors want to master.
The reason why we are proactive is related to those noble statements, but it has little to do with them.
The main reason is that the old directors suppressed them too hard. If they want to climb up half of the box, they must have strong hands and be able to come up with something to talk about.
Only with this premise can there be a slight possibility. Otherwise, it is the kind of person who is strong enough to be related to blood.
But in my memory, Xia Ming was not very lucky. A few years later, when he started painless gastroenteroscope, he died of a patient for some reason. Xia Ming was immediately suppressed like a storm by the old director, and ended up in a miserable end.
But in 2002, Xia Ming had just had gastroenteroscopes, and she could no longer hold back her excitement and was unwilling to let go of any case.
Do you grow up? This is mostly like this. Even if nothing happens, there will be a day when she feels disgusted when she sees the gastroenteroscope machine for more than ten or twenty years later.
"Xiao Zhou, what patient?" Xia Ming asked.
"Sister Xia, a patient swallowed a coke cover and was placed in the upper half of the esophagus." Zhou Congwen said.
"I really dare to eat anything."
"I saw it when I was having barbecue. He used his mouth to lift the bottle cap and was sprayed in by Coke. There was nothing we could do."
"It's amazing, this is OK." Xia Ming plugged the movie into the video reader and took a look.
The bottle cap is obviously on the upper part of the esophagus and is 5cm away from the throat.
Xia Ming said casually, "It's okay, I'll take it out."
"..." Zhou Congwen was speechless.
It is obvious that Xia Ming is still in a state of fearlessness among the ignorant.
This surgery looks simple, but it is actually very difficult. There are serrations at the bottom of the bottle cap, which can easily be cut off if it is removed.
Chapter completed!