"I'm not stupid." Zhou Congwen tried to state things in a soothing tone, ready to coax the girls around him to return home with satisfaction.

It was getting late, and Zhou Congwen was a little sleepy.

It was SSS-level for Zhou Congwen to not have surgery in the middle of the night to coax the girl to sleep. If it weren't for Liu Xiaobie's real beauty, Zhou Congwen would have driven her away long ago.

"But I'm very curious, and in the winter when I was 7 years old, I was finally ready to try it."

"I went to the field to dig the winter voles and licked the iron pipe with the voles' tongue."

"I found that it was really stuck. If I didn't tear off a layer of skin, I couldn't do it. At that time, I began to think about what method to use to let the field mouse go intact. The first idea must be warm water."

"So I went home to get water, kicked the jar in my arms and rushed over."

"But I found that the voles were gone and there was no blood on the iron pipe."

"Oh? Have the field mice on the other side of your hometown become sperm?" Liu Xiaobi closed his eyes, and it seemed that he was already a little sleepy.

Zhou Congwen felt that the girl's skin was like a night pearl, exuding a gentle and calming luster.

Liu Xiaobing, who is preparing to go to bed, is not as eccentric as he is on weekdays, and speaks a little vaguely, and is even more cute.

"There are few voles that become erotic. The legend of the weasels in the house is that they will become erotic. Without talking about this, I started to study it. Later, I found that there were traces of water stains and freezing when the iron pipe stuck to the voles. I thought for a long time until the warm water in my arms freezes. I guess I understand."

"Oh...why...what...is..."

Liu Xiaobing asked vaguely.

She turned her head, and her long hair fell on Zhou Congwen's body and leaned against his shoulder.

The smell of smell was filled with fragrance between his mouth and nose. Zhou Congwen sat upright on the sofa, not daring to move, for fear of making this little aunt angry.

"I guessed at that time that the voles used urine to solve the problem." Zhou Congwen's voice became lighter and lighter.

"Huh? It seems to make sense." Liu Xiaobi said.

Zhou Congwen seemed to be a little awake when she heard her voice, and quickly patted Liu Xiaobi on the shoulder with the other hand.

"I tried it later and found that it was other voles who came to rescue the trapped voles, which was the problem of urination."

"Well..." Liu Xiaobie was already confused.

"I know I'm very happy about this, but since then I've completely broken the idea of ​​licking the iron tube and trying it out. I can't...ah ah ah ah."

Zhou Congwen turned his head and saw that Liu Xiaobi's eyelashes were particularly long and trembling slightly, as if he had entered the rapid eye movement period.

"But I soon forgot about this. A year later, I was playing with my friends. My neighbor was very lazy. The children bet to lick the iron, so he rushed up, and his whole tongue was stuck to the iron pipe, crying in pain."

"Later...come..." Liu Xiaobing seemed to be talking in his sleep.

The girl is really good, but she is too tired to coax her. Just like having surgery, Zhou Congwen thought to herself.

"The other children were frightened and ran back to call the adults at home. I have experience, this is called rich clinical experience." Zhou Congwen's face smiled when he thought of what he was a child, "I told Erlangzi not to panic, I will solve the problem by urinating."

"But experience is experience, and I have never actually implemented it. I only found out what the problem is when I actually practice it."

The sound of Liu Xiaobi's breathing in Zhou Congwen's ear became a little heavier.

"It's like going to school and knowing what the problem is, but after entering the clinical stage, I found that it's completely different. In ancient Chinese, this is called "it's a shallow feeling on paper."

"Speak...the key points..." Liu Xiaobing interrupted Zhou Congwen's thoughts like he was talking in a sleep, and brought things back from medical treatment to the small village more than ten years ago.

Zhou Congwen gently patted Liu Xiaobi's shoulder and said softly, "At the beginning, I peed Erlangzi's face, but was it useless. And at that time, the valley was cold, and it was minus 30 to 40 degrees Celsius. I felt a series of ice skates hit Erlangzi's face."

"Puchi~" Liu Xiaobi closed his eyes and laughed out loud, his voice vaguely, but she could tell her happiness.

Zhou Congwen continued, "I didn't dare to waste it after urinating half of the water, so I started to study it. Later, I found the problem and peed closer to my tongue."

"Very...disgusting..."

"Sleep, sleep, I'll finish the story." Zhou Congwen gently patted Liu Xiaobei, recalling what happened when he was young, the smile on his face looked like a blooming flower.

"I found a way to solve the problem, then put on my pants and warmed it up. After a few minutes, I had a urge to urinate, and the ending problem began.

Later, Erlangzi's tongue came down from the iron pipe bit by bit, and I was very happy. But at this time, the adults from Maodong in the village rushed over."

"Erlangzi's father and my father looked as if they were blue when they saw this scene. I felt full of murderous aura. I put on my pants and turned around and ran away. Erlangzi was so stupid. He didn't know what happened. He was caught by his father and pressed it in the snow and beat him up."

“我跑的快,我爸没抓住.跑了好几里地,我都能隐约听见二愣子他爸一边揍他一边骂,我们老宋家没有你这种舔鸟的玩意!”

"Hahaha!" Liu Xiaobe suddenly laughed and left Zhou Congwen's shoulder, "Zhou Congwen, you a stinky hooligan!"

"I'm recalling, don't bother me." Zhou Congwen was also helpless. Liu Xiaobing almost fell asleep just now.

It would be great if it was a plain story, but the climax of this incident was the ending, and Zhou Congwen always thought of it.

"What happened later?"

"I'll hide and let Erlangzi explain. He was almost beaten to death, and then the neighbors pulled away. It took almost an hour to explain it."

"Then I'll go home. My dad can't beat me to death, right? If you know the truth and want to beat me, that's not right."

Zhou Congwen said with a smile.

Liu Xiaobi didn't know what he remembered, but laughed loudly, very happy.

"what's on your mind?"

“I thought of a very famous talk show when I was in the United States that invited a pair of guests.”

"What happened later?" Zhou Congwen asked.

He was suddenly stunned and suddenly thought that it seemed to be his habit to ask later, but Liu Xiaobie also seemed to be used to asking later.

It's really synchronized. Why didn't I meet Liu Xiaobie in my previous life? Zhou Congwen was slightly confused.

"They told similar things. They said that they fell in love at first sight when they first met, and then they made an appointment to go skiing. They had a happy day. On the way back to the hotel from the ski resort, the woman suddenly became anxious to pee."

"It was midnight, there was only one car on the road, but she didn't dare to walk far away, so she squatted behind the car for a little convenience."

As Liu Xiao said, her big eyes seemed to be able to speak, and she was full of laughter.

"As a result, my butt stuck to the rear bar of the car and couldn't get up and down."

"..." Zhou Congwen was speechless.

Such weird things will happen?

Maybe.

He tried hard to figure out what the posture was, but he couldn't think of it no matter how he thought about it.

The two young people who just met and had a good impression of each other were in the process of getting to know each other and were just showing their best side, but they encountered such an embarrassing thing.

Zhou Congwen already knew what happened later, so he almost covered his eyes, and he couldn't bear to look at him.

"You know that when I was watching a talk show, I almost choked by the water." Liu Xiaobei didn't tell what happened later, because the two of them were tacit.

"It's indeed embarrassing." Zhou Congwen said.

"It's okay, did you get married later? It turned into a small story." Liu Xiaobi laughed, "But it's different from your story, it sounds disgusting. OK, I'm very happy and went home to sleep."

As he said that, Liu Xiaobie stood up and stretched again.

Miaomeng's figure was fully displayed in front of Zhou Congwen. Zhou Congwen sighed in his heart. He was really a fairy.

"Shui will be delivered to you tomorrow. I will go out these days. You can have a holiday on the National Day."

"I really want to go home with me."

"Of course, I like the deep mountains and forests. It's great to have you as a tour guide. Just think of it as a vacation, and don't think about anything, sit on the tree and completely empty yourself."

Zhou Congwen remembered sloths, sloths eating leaves.

After Liu Xiaobie left, Zhou Congwen tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

I recalled what happened when I was a child over and over again. He found that he was missing home. He found an opportunity to go back and see. Although his parents were still healthy and had no regrets when they were in a car accident in the last life, they suddenly missed them very much.
Chapter completed!