Chapter 28 Good-looking and kind, talented and interesting
When they arrived at the ticket gate, tourists went in one by one. Sun Juexing approached He Huan's ears, "It's amazing! Don't take the tourists away for me, or you're losing them yourself."
"That won't be, I've been familiar with this."
"Okay." Sun Juexing said, "Full accompany you, just now the woman next to me, surnamed Gu. I'll go find your team leader Su for tea."
"Yeah." He Huan nodded and went in, "Please look at the pavilion on my right hand. This is called the Shuanma Pavilion, which is where Xiucai Hua came to pick up his friend and gets rid of the horse."
He Huan turned the tour guide flag and made a posture of rolling off the horse and holding his fists to welcome guests. The tourists all laughed.
Sun Juexing looked at him with a smile, and had figure, turned around and left. He did not tell He Huan that this was a teacher group, so that he would not dare to speak if he was afraid. Many tour guides would feel guilty when facing the teacher group and the expert group.
It is the ignorant who is fearless and does not know that they are teachers. Seeing that they are a group of mobs, men, women, young and old, He Huan plays freely all the way.
The teachers didn't interrupt him, and they were excited to listen.
Although He Huan has never led a team, he still brought a lot of individual tourists. The time and scope of explanation of each attraction are controlled by the tour guide. Different teams have different methods for how to allocate these two and a half hours.
Many tour guides only recite the tour guide word, and they bury their heads around the place without attractions. When they arrive at the attractions, they recite the relevant sections of the tour guide word. Then they ask tourists to take photos or visit them by themselves. There are so many people in a group, and a few photos are taken by one person, and time will pass.
But He Huan is obviously not like an ordinary tour guide. He is really explaining, both explaining and explaining.
Along the way, He Huan could tell him what this is and what he could do if someone in the group asked him.
As we walked, the three beauties in front who were rejected by He Huan turned around and saw him, waiting on the side of the road and following the team.
In the past, there were basically no more than five individual customers, and He Huan didn't use the microphone. Now that he used it, the sound was released, and the group was laughing and laughing, which attracted many people without realizing it.
So, when he turned around at Jin'an Palace, He Huan found a large group of people following him.
He Huan was confused for a while. Did he lead the wrong group? He recognized Director Gu and was still in the custody team. He breathed a sigh of relief and held the tour guide flag, "Please ask the group members of Xingxing Travel Agency to stand in front of me."
The teachers gathered around him in a fan shape.
"The monks from famous mountains in the world have many famous mountains, and the world is blessed by fellow Taoists. The hall we see now is called Jin'an Hall, which is a Taoist temple. Please look at the door."
The tourists looked over and read it with He Huan: "The morning is over Cangwu, but it is still there, and the sun and moon in the cave are the sky."
"Does there be the taste of a poetic immortal?" He Huan said, "When it comes to a poetic immortal wine immortal sword immortal, everyone will think of Li Bai. This man was also born in the Tang Dynasty. The "Complete Tang Poetry" contains more than 200 poems, and his name is also found in "The Biography of the Talented Men of Tang".
He is a poetic immortal, wine, sword immortal recognized by the folk and fellow Taoists. He loves wine and loves sex, and is a master of swordsmanship. He is the most popular immortal in the world. These two sentences come from his poems. His original name is Lu Yan, and it is said that because he often lives by the rocks."
The tourists laughed.
"The name is Dongbin. Do you know why his name is Dongbin?"
The tourists looked at him with a smile.
“Because he likes living in a cave.”
The tourists burst into laughter.
"Look, the sun and moon in the cave are still there, I am the sky! Are you worthy of being Lu Zu, and you are so proud of it! You may have seen Taoist temples worshipping Lu Zu in many places. This is because he likes traveling so much like everyone else."
The tourists burst into laughter.
"Buddhism emphasizes saving people, and Taoism seeks self-enlightenment. But Chunyangzi is different. No matter before and after attaining enlightenment, he likes to live in caves, linger in the streets, likes to cosplay, and save people.
He said he loves sex, he once wrote a warning poem: The body of the 28-year-old woman is as crisp as she is, and she uses a sword to kill an ordinary person. The head is not falling in public, and secretly teaches the king that his bone marrow is dry. So he should go up to the brothel based on his experience to persuade them to cherish the pure sun and not to be scattered."
"Hahaha……"
"Justice Shiyin once transformed into a brothel woman and advised the prodigal son to turn back. Is this a similar thing? Lu Zu studied and studied fame until he was in his forties. After being enlightened by his master Zhongli Quan Huangliang in his dream, his master ascended, but he vowed to save all sentient beings before he could ascend. Before leaving, his master reminded him not to provoke monks. Do you think he will listen to his master?"
Everyone laughed.
He Huanxiao said, "That's right. The monks in the world like to travel, and he must go to other people's territory. He often fights with monks and practices Zen and discusses Taoism. Therefore, Lu Zu combined Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism into one.
The Buddha had Guanyin and Tao had Pure Yang, which was the representative of the most prosperous incense of the two religions on earth. It can be said that it was the image spokesperson of the two religions. Lu Zu was also a storefront in the Eight Immortal Group.
Everyone likes food, sex and delicious food. They have such a vast mass base. In addition to their close contact with fans, the most important thing is their image. They are beautiful and friendly, talented and interesting."
"Just like you!" said a tourist.
He Huan smiled embarrassedly.
Other tourists also looked at him with a smile, so cute!
"Anyway, so many gods can be sought after by everyone, they must be humane and idol-like. Let's go in and pay tribute to Chunyang Zhenren later. Let's take a look at the corner of the hall first. Do you know what animal it is?"
The tourists carefully observed and rushed to answer: "Horse!"
"deer!"
"Qilin!"
Everything said.
"Yes!" He Huan turned around and pointed at the animal on a corner of the eaves, "This is Tianma. Legend has it that Paoma Mountain is a place where Tianma is stocked. When placed on the eaves, we call it a ridge beast.
This is also the unique architectural culture of our country. In our country, animals have a longer history than humans and a higher status than humans. The Bible talks about people, while the Mountains and Seas are about animals, half human and half beasts.
Humans are transformed from animals. We can see this deduction process from many myths, which can be regarded as the Eastern mythological version of evolution.
So only we have the twelve zodiac signs and the ridge beast. In our myths and legends, animals and humans live in the same world, and are the guardian gods and judges of humans! Where animals travel and lush plants are often regarded as a place of auspiciousness. This may be the Tao following nature."
Before they knew it, the team of Jin'an Palace came to the Jin'an Palace, and individual tourists were surrounded by He Huan. Liang Yu and several other tour guides also took the tourists there, so they simply stopped talking. This is a tour guide they had never heard before! Standing next to his own tourists and listen to him.
He Huan didn't care about the sudden expansion of the team, so he could only continue talking.
"This is also why gods like to live in caves. They put themselves and animals in the same place. But this temple is magnificent, why do people worship Chunyang Zhenren who like to live in caves? Do you know?"
Everyone shook their heads.
Chapter completed!