Chapter 52: Conversion
Ling Tong didn't mind that I scolded him at all. He stopped after sucking several times. The pain made me grin and I was so irritated.
After struggling to get up, my clothes had become strips of cloth, and the spring was overwhelming. Ling Tong didn't plan to give me new clothes, so I could only wear them like beggars.
"If there is another act of bribing me by money, I will kill you! The underworld has always been fair and just in taking people. Besides, you are committing a serious crime against heaven. The underworld document is here. If you dare to have something else, I won't blame me for being punished immediately!" Ling Tong looked at me coldly, took out a white imperial edict in one hand and threw it in front of me. With a wave of his hand, the four or five ghost messengers blocking him from behind carried out his house.
The ghost messengers lifted the black pot covered by white cloth, and there was oil inside. They took out another set of exquisite tools to pull their tongues, as if they were about to come up and pull their tongues, which scared me so much that I almost fell to the ground.
I picked up the imperial edict on the ground and saw that it was all the words "Ru" and "Wu" he had read before, and there were many strange seals on it.
Ling Tong smiled proudly, his face full of watching the show: "Did you see it? This is the imperial edict, the city god's handwriting, the seal of title, and it can reach the world at will. No matter what emperor, general, and the soul of the living Buddha of the Shinto, I can call you together!"
"Oh, this is Jiuzhao. It's a good handwriting, but it really reaches the world of the world?" I nodded, looked at Jiuzhao, and then looked at the smoke from the soul body, and my eyebrows frowned fiercely.
"Is this a matter of saying? With the edict, I yelled that no one's soul would go straight to the underworld. I don't care what you are doing, hum." Ling Tong sneered when he saw me feeling heartbroken.
He looked at a very high and unobstructed city wall in front of him, and the gate in the middle of the city wall, and said to me: "The City God is there, and you don't look at who is wearing big blue armor outside and holding big shackles! That's General Shackles! Bribery me? I really don't know how to die!"
"Ling Tong, you whip me twenty-nine times and kick me seven times. I'm accused of it. The dog bit me, and I feel a loss when I bite you. But today I'm going to be with your City God endlessly. If you City God doesn't put me back into the world, I'll call you helper and demolish your City God Temple together!" I looked at Ling Tong fiercely.
Ling Tong laughed viciously when I was joking: "Very good, you have the backbone and help me, I see how long you can hold on!"
"Support? I'll let you hold on!" I cursed angrily, holding the imperial edict in my hand, and drawing several curses from Zhao Xijun and Song Wanyi with my fingers, and shouted: "Xijun! Song Wanyi! My soul has been pulled to the road to the Yellow Springs by the life-seeking ghost. Why are you two guarding your bodies? You can't come to rescue you quickly!"
"Haha! Hahaha! Are you a fool? This sin edict is a soul-calling person. What a use for those who have not finished their life! Don't make trouble quickly, otherwise I, Ling Tongzhen, asked you to get out of this oil pan!" Ling Tong laughed, took the sin edict and kicked me to the ground: "I don't know what I think I'll beat you, and let the ghost messenger drag you to see the city god! I think he won't tell me about it! I've seen such evil things as ghosts, and I need to be beaten!"
"Ling Tong, you guy, it's better that your bones are so hard! Don't torture a few times later and you'll have to die!" I was reluctant to give up, at most, I'll just give him a few more sticks now.
Just as I was hitting me, two white and red reinforcements flew from where I came just now. Seeing that I was beaten by Ling Tong, I was so angry that I was so angry that I was less inhaled. Xijun was so angry that her mouth was cracked to the back of her ears, and she rushed over with her teeth!
Song Wanyi was also angry, and then she entered my house and became a female general. Before she could use her fists and kicks, her master almost beat the ghost to a disabled person. It would be strange if she didn't beat the maid to death. Thinking about her wife's domineering aura, she now wished she could have a few more legs flying over.
"Dog guy Ling Tong! You'd better not be scared to death!" I watched Xijun rush towards us, and I knew that the imperial edict had effect. I was surprised before that this guy had called me in ancient Chinese before, and his soul flew directly to the Huangquan, even saving the issue of borrowing the road of the world.
After entering the Huangquan Road, this dog guy started to match you and me. It must be because he recited a spell before, otherwise there would be Xijun, Song Wanyi's guardian, and the underworld without a bloody battle, how could he pull me down?
I told him that I called a helper but I didn’t believe it. He didn’t know that I was a ghost, but I was not a person from the world?
"Xijun, kill all the ghosts except this dog goods!" I gritted my teeth and lay on the ground, pointing at this ghost.
When the ghost saw the evil ghost, it was like a sheep or a wolf. These ghost messengers looked proud of me when they saw me bullying. In fact, they were also bullying good and afraid of evil.
Xijun even ate evil ghosts, let alone these ghost messengers. With a roar, they shocked the ghost messengers around them so much that they couldn't move. She had one hand, just like choosing candy, twisted one, opened her bloody mouth and swallowed the ghost messenger's head into her stomach.
After eating one in Zhaojiazhuang last time, Xijun ate the marrow and the ghost mess, and the whole body was so cold that it tasted the most. When she stayed in Yinfeng Town, there were only ghost ghosts and ghost messes. The ghost messes had never been in there. Twenty or thirty came out immediately. Of course, they were all fresh goods to her, but I ordered them to eat them. She became a foodie who was the most.
When Ling Tong saw it, two extremely powerful ghosts came. His face was scared green. He trembled and immediately took out his mourning stick to fight. As a result, Song Wanyi shouted lightly, and with a wave of her hand, a violent hurricane blew, which made Ling Tong's soul unstable and rolled to the ground.
I picked up the mourning stick, struggled to stand up, and thrust into Ling Tong's face with a stick.
Bang!
"Ah!" Ling Tong rolled in pain.
"Dog guy! Let you slap me fuck me!" I cursed angrily, and greeted him with a mourning stick, making him smoke all over his body, just like a fairy dancing.
"Master, stop beating, if you hit him again, your soul will be gone. It's a mourning stick, a soul-catching one. You can knock a ghost away every time you hit it, not a dog-beating stick. If you hit too much, you will disappear." Song Wanyi looked at Ling Tong with some concern and said to me.
"What? Why are you..." When I heard this, how could Song Wanyi speak? Her voice was so sweet. When I looked at the surrounding environment, I remembered that it was in the underworld.
"This is the master of the underworld, and... should you change your posture?" Song Wanyi also said to me, and then saw that I was wearing cloth strips all over my body, and I slapped on Ling Tong with one foot, revealing indecent things.
This casual movement could not stop the man's charm. Of course, her face was flushed and she was so embarrassed that she felt embarrassed to say it.
"Oh my grandma, I've only 64 sticks, not twice as long as it's enough!" I glared at Ling Tong with a fierce look, avoided the embarrassment, and kicked a few more times: "Take me your skin! Hurry up!"
"Xia...Master! Sixty-four is more than twice as long... Please don't beat me... I'll take it, just take it!" Ling Tong had to hesitate, and saw me swinging the stick again, and immediately pulled down the official uniform and gave it to me with both hands.
"Wow! Brother is gone, Xijun wants to hug me!" After Xijun finished eating a group of ghost messengers, she saw that I was going to wear new clothes, and didn't care that I had just taken off all of them, and she ran over to make a curious baby hug. I immediately covered the important parts with my official uniform.
Ling Tong saw that I threw it to him in the prison uniform I had worn, and he understood the shame, so he put it on immediately. After all, as an extradition officer, his identity is still very important, so he can't be naked.
The official uniform should be specially made of the underworld. The beating was so fierce that it did not leave any cracks. No wonder I saw that Ling Tong seemed to be quite resistant to the beating and almost destroyed his soul.
However, this dog-skin official uniform looks quite handsome. Song Wanyi and Xijun's eyes lit up when they saw me. This is much better than the cloth beggar outfit just now.
However, Ling Tong is hunched over now, covered in smoke, and dares not stand up straight. If he really stands straight, it will be exposed.
"Didn't you stand upright just now? You'll be like this once your identity is reversed?" The role change made me feel better. I touched a trace of green smoke that was still emitting from my body. I really wanted to slap this Ling Tong to death. My hands were too ruthless, and almost hit my soul.
"Master Xia, look at what you said... I'm not forced to do this. Your affairs are also clear, and the general shackles are still waiting there. How can I pretend to be public and private? I'm really not against you on purpose!" Ling Tongzhen was afraid of me. Finally, the new official took over three furious jobs, and he took on a job of being retaliated against the soul. Going back would be an important promotion bonus. Now he can't show off. He is angry and frustrated, and he has to smile.
"Tell me quickly! How can I return the yang? If you get the soul, you must have a way to return the yang!" I thought, the TV report before, many people died for a few hours and could survive? This must have been discussed with the prison guard boss in the underworld after death, so there is a way to return the yang. The key is still the condition, and how long has I been dead?
"Returning to Yang is a big deal. Unless you are caught in the wrong soul, you can pass the reunion road through the City God above, the Twenty-fourth Division, and sign the consent document... This situation may be difficult now... Otherwise, you will just leave and serve in the underworld, right? If you can send two ghost generals to the City God, you must be in the official position!" Ling Tong said carefully.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately kicked him: "Get out of you, you guys! I'm not good at living a good life, and I'll be the ghost in your underworld! If I can't live a strong life, I would rather try my best to demolish your small county city god temple!"
When Ling Tong heard this, his face turned green and green, and he was so scared that he was full of breath: This man is too willful, isn’t it good to be a slut? He can drink a group of ghost messengers and serve delicious food and delicious food. Others can’t be called a person but they can’t be called a person. They all say that the right path in the world is vicissitudes. Nowadays, how can people be powerful in ghosts?
Is it unwilling to return the sun if I don’t give you a gift? Still have to work hard?
Chapter completed!