Chapter 162(1/2)
Xu Huanwen was jealous, her voice was low, and she spoke in a weird manner. However, Gu Lan didn't take what Xu Huanwen said seriously at all, or in other words, the straight girl didn't pay attention to anything at all.
Gu Lan heard Xu Huanwen's words and nodded again, "You're right! That picture is absolutely epic! I think recording a video with BGM will definitely be a masterpiece!"
"You really don't know how exciting it is!"
When Gu Lan said these words, Yan Xiao thought of the situation where he could not protect Gu Lan, frowned, and couldn't help but whisper.
"It sucks."
Gu Lan didn't understand why Yan Xiao felt so bad, "It's very exciting! Don't you think? The hedgehog and the chicken combined and gave birth to a hen!"
Yan Xiao's brows furrowed into a "Chuan" shape. He looked at Gu Lan's expression of "still unfinished" and raised his hand to rub his short brown hair, "You are such a little thing who is not afraid of death.
"
Gu Lan nodded vigorously, "Of course I'm not afraid, but I have to die if I'm afraid. Since you're going to die sooner or later, it's better to die heroically, die happily, and give God a middle finger!"
"Right?"
Yunzhe nodded vigorously and clapped his hands.
"Master is right."
Hua Yin raised her red lips and said in a voice that sounded like a smile but not a smile, "It seems that my dreams are not exciting enough. Gu Lan, you like exciting things. The more exciting, the better, right?"
"It seems that my dreams can no longer meet your needs. Next time, you come and I will give you a more exciting experience."
Mo Wen thought about the feeling of being a living dead in Hua Yin's dream, and suddenly thought, "Hua Yin, your dream is also very exciting, but... well, it hurts a bit."
Hua Yin put her pale fingers on Gu Lan's shoulders, and he smiled brightly with his red lips.
"It hurts? I can make you hurt even more~ You like stimulation, right?"
Gu Lan shook her head, "No, the physical pain can no longer satisfy me..."
Hua Yin understands, Hua Yin understands everything, so Hua Yin interrupted Gu Lan, "I understand what you need to feel. On Sunday, come to my dream and I will take you to experience the speed and passion."
Hua Yin is suspected of driving.
Gu Lan still has lingering fears about Hua Yin's dream. After all, if Yan Xiao's dream is a fantasy epic adventure game, Hua Yin's is a pure underworld game.
It doesn't matter if ghosts are everywhere, after all, Jing Yunkui's place is also full of ghosts.
But Gu Lan's own body will also rot. Watching her body slowly become rotten from a young and handsome boy to a smelly body and recently the feeling of rot... It's so sour, so bad that Gu Lan doesn't want to do it again.
Xu Huanwen knew that his dreams were the most boring.
His world is so similar to this world that even a chaebol seems to have no challenge.
Gu Lan lived a perfunctory life in his world. He could have used a better way to solve the problem, but he chose the most painful way because he wanted to use pain to wake up the world.
Or does Gu Lan want to leave his dreamland quickly?
How is this possible?
Xu Huanwen was still smiling, but his eyes were cold. He looked at Gu Lan and Hua Yin's "joyful" expressions when they were talking. His thin lips almost stretched into a straight line, and the smile on his handsome face slowly disappeared.
Xu Huanwen felt that he could no longer waste his time like before.
His world must be more exciting, so that Gu Lan will be deeply impressed by him and reluctant to leave him.
Yunzhe felt a little aggrieved. The master was going to enter his dream tonight.
But his dreams were so ordinary.
The master didn't like Yunzhe very much in the first place, but now he will ignore Yunzhe even more. What should I do...
Owner……
Yunzhe felt aggrieved. He did not speak and looked at the ground with a depressed expression.
Jing Yunkui found it and rolled it up.
Just because Gu Lan praised Yan Xiao, everyone wants to make their dreams more interesting so that Gu Lan can stop and linger?
Ridiculous, childish, and unnecessary.
Jing Yunkui thought about it, trying to pretend he didn't pay attention.
However, he clearly remembered how many times Gu Lan praised Yan Xiao and what he said. He was just jealous without knowing it.
Gu Lan triggered the phenomenon of "get involved in death if you don't want to be involved in it", but she didn't know anything about it. She didn't know that she just said a composition, and everyone was so miserable that they felt as if they were facing a powerful enemy.
appearance.
Could it be that they haven’t written their compositions well?
Yes, after all, this composition she wrote was so shocking that even J.K. Rowling, the author of the "Harry Potter" series, would have to shout out——
"I can't understand, I can't understand."
So it’s normal for everyone to have low self-esteem.
Gu Lan was very considerate and did not continue. After all, it was her own business to write well. If she said too much, she would be showing off, and that would not work.
After eating at noon, Gu Lan did not catch up on any sleep for the first time. Although she was so sleepy that her eyelids were almost glued together, her strong self-esteem of not wanting to fail the test and be laughed at made her hold her eyes open and read the review materials Jing Yunkui gave her.
Although she studied very hard, she didn't know why but she felt sleepy when she looked at mathematics.
So she slept more soundly than usual.
When the roommates saw Gu Lan sleeping, no one was willing to disturb her. Hua Yin even covered Gu Lan with a small quilt.
Xu Huanwen felt that if Gu Lan fell asleep like this, she would be very panicked when she woke up, so Xu Huanwen picked up Jing Yunkui's review booklet and read it.
"Well... this... um... theorem is... um... this question..."
Xu Huanwen was not very good at studies.
He was a bit partial to science, and he also had a big eye for things like mathematics, so the whole dormitory, except for Gu Lan who was sleeping, saw Xu Huan reciting two theorems and formulas, and then put the review book on Gu Lan's
head on.
It seemed that he wanted Gu Lan's brain to automatically absorb this knowledge.
Jing Yunkui felt a little unbearable to look at it, so he said calmly while flipping through the book.
"Xu Huanwen, don't you think that this is due to the difference in knowledge density? The knowledge in the book is dense, so it will automatically flow into Gu Lan's mind, which has little knowledge, right?"
When Xu Huanwen heard this, he smiled, "I'm not stupid, how can this method work?"
Jing Yunkui breathed a sigh of relief. Gu Lan was the only fool. He didn't want to be in the same room with a dormitory fool.
As he was thinking, he heard Xu Huanwen continue speaking.
"If this method works, then there will be no bad students in the world. After all, this method is too simple. This is prenatal education."
Jing Yunkui:......
Hua Yin was amused. He had not studied any strange corpses recently. He seemed very honest and spent all his energy on studying Gu Lan.
Gu Lan fell asleep, and he sat beside Gu Lan's bed, staring at Gu Lan's mind.
This makes people think that if there is no one else in the dormitory, Gu Lan may find that he has lost his mind after waking up...
No, you can't wake up without a brain.
Hua Yin smiled and said to Jing Yunkui, "Is Gu Lan a baby? Are you prenatal care?"
Xu Huanwen said seriously, "Of course she is my treasure, she is my treasure~"
Xu Huanwen's tone was so disgusting that even if Gu Lan fell asleep, she couldn't help but shiver and mutter.
"Where did the pork belly come from...it's too oily, please change it."
Hua Yin laughed again when she heard this, "Gu Lan knew you were stupid even when he was asleep. Xu Huanwen, if you continue like this, you will become a human being. Let me do it. I have a thorough research on the human brain...
"
As he spoke, Hua Yin's pale fingertips wiped his red lips, which looked as if they had sucked blood, and he whispered.
"My research on Gu Lan's head is particularly thorough."
Yunzhe said at this time, "You want to let the master receive knowledge while sleeping? I can do this. I have relevant information in my database."
"Neuroscientists have developed methods to consolidate or acquire knowledge during sleep. I can help the owner remember math problems during sleep."
Yunzhe rushed to Gu Lan's side and began to use "scientific" methods to make Gu Lan "memory" in her sleep.
Hua Yinxiao was unparalleled, "Your database is all the knowledge of your time, but there are ghosts and gods in my time, I can do it."
Xu Huanwen watched Yunzhe and Hua Yin gather around Gu Lan's bed.
One was holding a mobile phone and playing math problems read aloud by a machine voice with strange tones, and the other was holding a scalpel and strange pink talisman paper and seemed to be doing something for Gu Lan.
He couldn't help but sweat for Gu Lan.
"You guys should be normal and don't drive Gu Lan crazy."
Jing Yunkui said softly with a smile.
"I think let them give it a try. Gu Lan is already crazy enough, and a bad thing is a good thing. Maybe Gu Lan will be normal when he wakes up."
Yan Xiao didn't say anything. He was reading the question carefully, his brows were furrowed tightly as he read it, and his hands were clenched into fists, as if he wanted to catch the person who wrote the question and beat him to death.
To be continued...