Nishimura is different today than usual.

A guy broke in in the East Village. People who were very close to the iron fence in the West Village had no intention of telling the village chief about it.

Because this guy looked like a stand-in who escaped from their West Village, and he looked like the lowest class. Not only would there be no benefit from calling the village chief, but the village chief would also take possession of each of their homes if he thought this was troublesome.

A little cheaper.

The house of the village chief's house is the largest and the highest. This is related to the fact that they always exploit other villagers. Everyone is afraid of the village chief because the village chief is a monster...

But now, when they saw Gu Lan, they couldn't help but change their minds.

Who is it, in the foggy and gloomy West Village, holding a dog with eyes all over its body with one hand, and holding a frail old lady with the other hand, walking through the streets and alleys of the West Village, and talking tongue twisters.

"A lama came from the east, and a mute came from the west. The lama was carrying five kilograms of tarts in his hand. The mute had a trumpet on his waist. If he didn't have the trumpet, he had to exchange the trumpet for the mute's tarts, which he was carrying.

The mute carrying the tart was unwilling to exchange the tart for the trumpet of the lama carrying the trumpet. The lama carrying the trumpet beat the mute carrying the tart with the trumpet, and the mute carrying the tart also beat the mute with the tart.

A lama with a trumpet."

"Hey, are you a trumpet or a mute?"

In the gloomy village, people like Gu Lan make it difficult for ghosts and ghosts to figure out whether she is a human or a ghost. Gu Lan walks with a very cool pace. The old lady next to her has gone from being "nervous" at the beginning to

Now "I'm used to it, it's not a big problem".

The old lady was holding a bloody dog ​​head in her hand. She was used to it. Gu Lan took it as she asked her to. It wasn't a big problem.

In fact, she is really a very loving old lady, with a gentle and kind personality, but when she stands next to Gu Lan holding a dog's head, she doesn't look like a serious old lady, but like an old witch in a ghost story.

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Following Gu Lan, the old lady's Feng Ping was also killed.

There were two corpses behind the iron fence in the East Village. People from the West Village who lived in a house near the iron fence witnessed all this. They watched Gu Lan walk to the door of their house while telling tongue twisters.

People in Xicun are also human beings, at least in Gu Lan's eyes for the time being. Even if the other person's face is blue and his lips are chapped, his movements are stiff and his eyes are evil, he is still a human being. He just needs to look like a human being and can speak human language.

Gu Lan said politely to the adult man standing outside the house, "Hello, do you have a dog leash at home?"

At this moment, even though Gu Lan had a dog in his hand, the man subconsciously felt that Gu Lan wanted to walk him as a dog.

The man frowned and said in a low and depressed voice, "No! What are you doing here from the East Village?"

This was obviously a threat, but Gu Lan still smiled and seemed not to hear it.

There were three other men surrounding them. They all had the same expression of lack of vitality. Gu Lan felt that their blue faces were not good-looking. It would be interesting if they were blue. They could be Smurfs or Avatars.

Surrounded by everyone, the old lady didn't know why. She was really not nervous. She subconsciously turned her head and glanced at Gu Lan.

She subconsciously felt that Gu Lan would say something amazing.

Several men looked at Gu Lan with threatening eyes, "Who are you?!"

"People from the East Village come to our West Village, but there is only one end! That is death!"

"No, no, no, how could you die? You were an animal that escaped from our village. Look at the scars all over your body...how dare you come back?"

Gu Lan didn't reply. Instead, she noticed that they were a little scared when they saw the dog in her arms. The dog seemed to have found an ally and began to struggle crazily in Gu Lan's mouth.

Gu Lan pinched the dog's neck, and the dog turned its head and frantically tried to bite Gu Lan's hand.

Gu Lan frowned and sighed, then with a casual expression on her face, she suddenly slammed the dog in her hand against the wall beside her!

A bang——

The dog's head was embedded directly in the wall, and its body kept twitching.

Gu Lan pulled the dog out, then with a smile and an attitude of "the weather is very good today", she took the dog and threw it against the wall again.

Once, again, and again...

A big hole was made in the wall, and the hole was filled with dog blood and lost dog hair.

The dog, which had been clamoring to bite just now, quietly held its tail between its legs. All its eyes looked at Gu Lan with a flattering look.

If this was in a Young and Dangerous movie, Gu Lan might have to smoke a cigarette to look cool, but there is no cigarette here, so Gu Lan can only smile at the beautiful life.

She picked up the dog by its neck, shook the dog's body, turned around and asked the stunned villagers with a smile as if nothing had happened.

"Ha, I didn't hear what you just said."

Villager of Xicun:......

The villagers didn't know what to say for a moment. They glanced at each other subconsciously, and the first man who talked to Gu Lan said.

"You want to walk the dog leash to tie up this... gatekeeper?"

Gu Lan smiled even brighter when she heard this, "It also has such a nice name. It's not bad. It seems that these eyes are just for guarding the door. Little one, do you know Argos? The hundred-eyed giant in Greek mythology.

Argos?”

The dog tucks its tail and shakes its head obediently, looking at Gu Lan with a flattering look on his face.

Everyone thought Gu Lan was going to tell a story, but Gu Lan said disgustedly, "You don't even know this, you are so good."

dog:……

Villager of Xicun:......

old lady:……

Gu Lan later gave the villagers some science knowledge. After all, there may be no Greek mythology here at all, and it is not a system.

"Argos is a hundred-eyed monster in Greek mythology. He has 100 eyes distributed on his head. He can observe things happening in all directions. Even when he sleeps, he has two eyes open."

"It is said that one time Zeus descended to earth to seduce the mortal beauty Io. Queen Hera noticed something strange, so Zeus quickly transformed Io into a snow-white heifer. Hera saw through Zeus's trick, pretended to like the cow, and asked Zeus to

The cow was given to him as a pet, and he sent Argos to keep a close eye on the heifer."

"Zeus sent his son, the messenger Hermes, to rescue Io. Hermes played beautiful music on the flute and told him the story of the god Pan pursuing the nymphs but failed and finally invented Pan Xiao, seducing him.

Argos closed all his eyes and fell asleep."

"Hermes cut off Argos' head while he was sleeping and rescued Io."

Gu Lan spoke very quickly, and the people in Xicun were listening in rapt attention without realizing it. Only when Gu Lan finished speaking did someone react, he said.

"Who is Sudden Death? Is he a god when he descends to earth? The Queen of Heaven is his wife. He is having an affair!"

A man next to him glared at him, "What's the problem with finding beautiful women? I can go down to earth. What's wrong with having more wives? Who doesn't like beautiful women if they have the ability? If I had the ability, I would marry at least seven or eight."

"It's better to have a son. See how many sons can help others!"

The old lady couldn't stand hearing this anymore, "What do you mean, it's not good to have a daughter?"

A man in the West Village sneered, "Daughters are money-losing goods. They are goods. Only by giving birth to a son can you inherit my bloodline. Do you see that no matter how beautiful a daughter is, she will be turned into a cow by a man...ah——!"

Before he could finish speaking, Gu Lan kicked him on the butt, sending him flying out like a parabola.

Gu Lan sighed.

"In what era did this kind of thinking exist? I haven't finished telling the story just now..."

There were a few people standing nearby who didn't care at all about the guy who flew away. They looked at Gu Lan with curious eyes.

"What's the ending?"

"The ending is that Sudden Death gave birth to a son with the beautiful woman Niu E?"

Gu Lan showed a bright smile and said.

"The ending is because I couldn't stand cheating, so I killed Zeus. In the same way, I plan to turn the East Village into a village of eunuchs, and your West Village will be a village of virtuous men."

Gu Lan thought it was very good and applauded her creativity.

The old lady is no longer afraid at all. She very much agrees with Gu Lan's idea, "Well, that's good. It's true that there is something obviously wrong with some men's minds now. It's time for them to learn how to behave."

Gu Lan raised the dog with eyes all over its body, thought about it and said, "Very good, then you will be the guard who prevents adultery and the Ontoku Village. I am going to call you Lan Argos."

The old lady didn’t quite understand, “Why is it called Blue Dot Argos? It doesn’t have blue dots on its body.”

Gu Lan said, "Oh, you don't understand. This is a new fashion of mankind. Now let's stop talking nonsense. Which of you has a dog leash... If you don't say yes, then I can only

You can do it yourself and have enough food and clothing."

Before Gu Lan said the word "arrive", she had already kicked open the door next to her. Once again, the action was without any warning and was very unexpected.
Chapter completed!